MY SPORT

frantically driving around the neighborhood shouting the human centipede’s name, leaving a recently worn sweater on the doorstep so my ‘pede can smell its way home

viral ads out of control jeez

My message to liberals tempted to become doomers:

Claim: ICE got boxed in Truth: ICE hot-boxed and farted all over dozens of children

I just think its funny how taylor got dickmatized and now all her writing sounds like boiled chicken

ready to join the Frog Hat Field Army or Ms. Rachel’s Raiders 🫡

I have a dream

(Anti capitalism now earns you a terrorist designation) you know what I’m mad about? Tankies

AI at its peak

“Authorities were on patrol when they were ‘rammed by 10 cars’” chicago.suntimes.com/news/2025/10...

Liberals on the internet will really be like "you believe in direct action? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, winning an election," and then not win any elections.

Netanyahu on suicide watch, how is going to scuttle it this time

not my goofy ass living by the Waffle Discourse 😂😂 *This user has died by the Waffle Discourse*

Pedocon theory stays winning. “…he was given a ten-year sentence, but he will only serve six months in county jail.” www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Why Matt Berry and Jemaine Clement have you done this. I don’t need another synth. I don’t need another synth. I don’t need another synth. youtu.be/hbO1z13WP8o?...

“our enemies” can’t hold a candle to how much America hates Americans

I would welcome the opportunity for Tilly Norwood to come to my home, meet my wife and kids, talk to us for a few minutes, and then call me ’bugslop' to my face. That would take some genuine courage and intellectual integrity on her part. I promise to be courteous no matter what she has to say.

The perfect vehicle doesn’t exi-

This evil tome was inscribed with the blood of my most arcane and devilish enemy (regular ink infused with Heinz Shrek EZ Squirt Ketchup)

the Treatlerization will be automated until morale improves or the Butlerian Jihad ensues

undead people are honestly so ugly

Time to come clean: I’m a member of the terrorist organization known as ACAB

Announcing my 2028 Platform: ✅ Open borders ✅ Transgender for everybody ✅ Cats competing in dog’s sports ✅ Abolish lawless ICE/Defund police ✅ Cashless bail (I’m open to lobbying)

Americans a little confused about the shutdown, running through neighborhoods with machetes The Purge-style

GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN BABYYYYYY NO SCHOOL OR WORK AND ALL APPOINTMENTS CANCELED, CHEATING IS ALLOWED AND NO SPEED LIMITS WOOOOOOO

the guys are here

I saw Pete Hegseth at a grocery store yesterday. He tried to sell me a pack of cigarettes and hot dog meat. I thought he was a cop, so I said "I don't smoke and I don't eat dogs." He was extremely polite and kissed me on the forehead.

There are two kinds of reactionary centrism: 1. "The radical left are lunatics, the far right has legitimate concerns" 2. "Vote for me and uphold zombie neoliberalism or else you are helping the fascists" They are inconsistent but people like Starmer, Marcon & co switch between them all the time.

Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)

Generals: Trump: aaaannd they’re called jellicle cats, and boy do they do a number

There is nothing, NOTHING, as terrifying as the American Evangelical imagination. It's cut off entirely from love and is open only to cruelty.

everything is fish tank, everything is roll-back 🇺🇸🍔

When will the broader world realize that you CANNOT trust men with goatees, ESPECIALLY if they are youtubers

fuckin gone off that bone fixing juice

look jack if we can get Presinald Brandon in the MedBed he can still win

as a free thinker who does my own research, I believe communism is what the worst people in the world 60 years ago said it was, and i believe capitalism is what the worst people in the world today say it would be if it wasn't for woke

the Democratic party stands for nothing

Like Oracle will poop into OpenAI’s butt-hole. And then OpenAI will poop it back... into Oracle’s butt... hole. And then they’ll just keep doing it back and forth. With the same poop. Forever. ))<>((

FROM: ActBlue SUBJECT: Holy shlit! Chuck Schmoo can’t believe what Donny Two Scoops did re: enhanced premium super tax credit deferral program enrollment AND HE NEEDS $50 TONIGHT!!!

Axios reporting be like The big picture: Doodoo everywhere. Zoom in: Doodoo to my left and to my right. Between the lines: Doodoo on all sides has grown red-hot in the wake of Trump’s failed attempts. The bottom line: Allies are preparing to do the unthinkable to the doodoo.

I sleep in a giant pussy with my WIFE

Before the war Moaz wanted to be an architect or an engineer but after watching so many people die and get injured he wants to be a doctor- surely seems Gaza needs them and helping him seems like a good investment

Ramadan has two small children and needs help

Full video since YouTube removed it

hitting that fully articulated cloaca was a fully articulated mistaka

God gives his barkiest dogs to His strongest my neighbors

Sources: Victorinox terminated Michael Myers’ access to butcher knives after an investigation found the tech was used to slice up everyone in Haddonfield.