*getting arrested after shooting 2 national guardsmen* "I'm ICE, boys"

What happens to all the thoughts and prayers can people get those back or

An American Revolution: Fievel Will Not Apologize for the Terror

little green guy in your seat just jackin its thang asunder

losing my ai kids after i divorce my ai wife (bitch)

If the Rainbow Bomber meme is distasteful to people, here’s a real life example of the equivalent.

[to malevolent jinn] oop just gonna scoot by ya there

guy who didn’t realize Ryan Lizza and Chris Cillizza are different people (it‘s me, I’m the guy)

You, parched of swag: Is that a— Me, resplendent: —Saddam Hussein Yasser Arafat bromance watch? that’s right.

ruin a dessert with one letter Demon Cream Pie Strawberry Shortcakke Lice Cream

Not me though I’m not a bot I’m just a liberal lady who is interested in Finance, Golf, and Cycling and the Democratic Party

What is ‘a Jesuit cupcakke’ — the raunchy sex-act RFK Jr. burp-screamed about with Olivia Nuzzi, according to her ex Ryan Lizza

MTG tier list

we have the technology

here we go lmao

cock shame vs. GORILLA HANDS

It’s like there’s some cell of Bluesky Gladio stay-behinds and they’re all losing their minds because every time they go to retrieve an anti-communist weapons cache the crate just explodes with confetti that makes them unable to type or spell

lookin at the crypto markets like this guy

You will never be able to vote your way out of fascism

Its really the fact that they feel comfortable saying "I wish people didnt apply the lessons they learned from Holocaust history onto the undesirables" in public that blows my mind.

mfw i just wanna live más but i’m in the 1000 year burgerreich

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

a classic of the genre

expecting_patronum1998: @jkrowling are there any jewish students at hogwarts? Jkrowling: yes of course his name is Herschel Blooddrinker and he poisons wells

literally me if any of you even care

>vibe code degree >get job at cloudflare >vibeflare™️ >total cloud infra collapse >ai not available to help fix >downtime.jpg >pic unrelated

8pm November 17, 2025: Everything was, unconditionally and irrevocably, burger.

book your flight today with Air Yakub

happy 28th birthday to the greatest 5 song first set in Phish history youtu.be/ayOzLedKpZ8?...

the DNC be like

the randyman can 🎵

Goated with the sauce Mr. Faze Rug

Israel is the first country to have waged a genocide completely in the passive voice

Shameful and outrageous

And yet, the US government is allowed to come on this platform and threaten me, a humble narco-terrorist, with death

desperately trying to stop the release of evidence that will fully exonerate me from crimes i did not commit

LMAO

Israel’s strongest voice in america fr 😔

Good morning to the “HOTTEST” Country anywhere in the World that was a DEAD Country just 12 months ago (and so much more!) I am a normal person and I speak in a very normal manner.

oh shid oh fugg

Getting word there’s a new Metroid Prime game but the main character is a female wamen?!? WOKE

i call it Crapitalism

Good Morning and RIP to Jeffrey Epstein, you would have fuckin loved AI