We are LIVE with the WHEEL OF QUESTS! Pay $10, spin the wheel, receive a quest, and do your best to complete it. twitch.tv/gooffkings

Sold a bunch of cards on day one of the show to fund the rest of weekend, here are some of my favourite pickups. I’m simply crazy for hockey cards!

The Wheel of Quests… Water Night… presumably more videos of Tony lighting everclear on fire. Now that’s one hell of a schedule!

It is really insane that Daymond John once filmed a fast food review in Joey’s nasty car

Our average stream viewership has gone up by about 400 CCV since we stopped posting on Twitter, and people on here actually see and click on links. Oh and it’s not run by a nazi pedophile. And you’re a fucking moron.

favourite pickup from day 1 of the card show. tough to top this as a canucks fan but I’ll try today.

Good morning Kiki

I love when we are doing a podcast and then Something Happens

Really funny episode! Something crazy happened while we were recording it last week! Anyway!

Word! Up 27: Something Happened w/ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social. Our friend dbj joins us for a Cameo episode and something happens in the middle of it. It's pretty wild. But Dog the Bounty Hunter and Theo Fleury are here with more great Cameos. www.patreon.com/posts/139269...

Two words: Daddy Moke. twitch.tv/gooffkings

Unfortunately, politicians today are debating how best to throw queer people to the wolves, in order (they say) to gain power & accomplish a greater good. Let the cautionary tale of Richard Ogilvie, who rode harassment of 1960s Chicago gay bars to the governorship, warn em: youtu.be/bWQihodSgPQ?...

It finally happened, gang. Me and Alana, my co-host on The Outfit, stopped by @doughboys.bsky.social to discuss Deluca's Italian Deli, a lab-created Italian eatery, but mostly to discuss chemical castration, bad soda, & Sbarro's. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! youtu.be/iXKiCzpuCeU?...

Starbucks Employee: Venti iced vanilla latte for Charlie? Conservative Guy: (way too loudly while looking around at everyone) Yes. That is me. Starbucks Employee: Okay man have a good day.

james cameron walks up to whiteboard with TOEJAM and EARL written on it. he erases the "and" and writes Vs.

an entire generation and everyone coming up after them have essentially been making pirate tv stations for each other on repurposed video game streaming websites for like about a decade now. if we had the money that demonic old baby boomers have poured into nasty jesus creeps you would be astonished

stefan wasn't lying

this video is somehow 100x more dangerous than the everclear video we watched last night

bad news: we couldn't get multimedia celebrity poker to work good news: tony uploaded another everclear video twitch.tv/gooffkings

Going to a big card show this weekend and I can’t decide if I should meet three fighters from the PowerSlap circuit or the voice of Lucy from Peanuts

it's video time!!!! twitch.tv/gooffkings

grrrrr

Well it's time for another fucking schedule! Here ya go!

DOCTOR: Now, this isn't something anyone hopes to see on a scan. But it is interesting. And it is growing.

Getting mad thinking about Raised By Wolves again

Keep picturing Patel dropping the casings in terror after reading “if you read this youre gay”

JF is currently at -55 chips out of 250

JESSE FARRAR ATTEMPTS TO EAT 250+ TORTILLA CHIPS LIVE ON STREAM twitch.tv/gooffkings

Tonight, JF will attempt to eat 250 tortilla chips. This was our best idea in months.

Tonight... You bring the dips, we'll bring the chips. It's Chip Night!

On The Outfit, today, September 11th, we have a very special episode, exploring the single most baffling and underexamined story we have ever covered on the pod: how the mafia profited from the World Trade Center. APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/show/6Y82Liu...

They're calling it "the highest number of unread gift subs on a single stream of all time" twitch.tv/gooffkings

I am excited to play Firefighting Simulator: Ignite on tonight’s stream. 😀

BP Classic 4: Harrison Weinreb v. Lex Fridman. Harrison gets blocked by the extremely boring Lex Fridman and gets his laptop stolen at airport security. Plus, Stefan asks Harrison if he's ever heard of Joey's World Tour...and he has. $5 for 3 episodes a month! www.patreon.com/posts/138600...

If I think too much about the fact that I’m basically not going to Twitchcon this year because the president of the United States is an insane Nazi pedophile it really starts to hurt my head lol

We have already turned sound alerts off

we're live with gareth reynolds and chef kevin learning about the future of podcasting 👍 twitch.tv/gooffkings

I think it says a lot about that insane AI podcast startup that by far the best content in their audio library is the sound of a chimp laughing and the sound of somebody farting, and neither of those are AI.

The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.

we're going to be making and eating this on tonight's stream 👍 twitch.tv/gooffkings

Just realized we were one day away from scheduling a sponsored “Firefighting Simulator” stream on 9/11

Firefighting Simulator? Showing our favorite videos to Gareth Reynolds?? CHIP NIGHT??? What a week!

A foto mais bonita que você verá hoje

NEW YOUTUBE EDIT UP! Here it is, the wonderful world of GTA 4's marta mission and end of chapter! I love this game! I love this game!!!!!! youtu.be/bZTmAt70tRU

(thinking of name for my new healthy coffee brand) oh what about that movie where humanity is enslaved by apes

go off kings origins

Just saw an ad for the new Google Pixel and the focus was how good the AI was and the example they showed was a guy at the store holding up a bunch of cilantro to his camera and the phone telling him it was cilantro. Bro they already tell you that at the store.

DONALD TRUMP: Don’t worry, folks - I was actually only being a pedophile on behalf of the FBI. INSANE QANON GUY: [nodding]