for $20 you can play the entire kneeling budweiser 9/11 horses ad and we have to stand for the whole thing twitch.tv/gooffkings

JF is going really crazy playing this lol

JF is playing a game where you cut peasants in half. Pretty cool! And our friend @eliyudin.com is here! twitch.tv/gooffkings

70 follower account muted by 10,000 people: take a seat yall… it’s time to explain the lore of dril selling his account. it all started five years ago when my carbon monoxide detector mysteriously stopped working (1/525)

Lol they suspended dril, great work to the morons running this place

Who's hungry for some Verne Vids? twitch.tv/gooffkings

We're exploring ObscureTube again! It's mostly videos of trucks and amateur sports. But sometimes it's somebody pretending to be a one million year old ghost! twitch.tv/gooffkings

This is really annoying. Out and out one of the best members of the twitch community getting banned for some weird automated mistake and getting denied by the same automated system that made the mistake to start. Do I have any connects at twitch who can dm a way to work through this?

@merrykish.bsky.social I've been streaming on twitch for over 5 years (h_dubb) & my account was immediately indefinitely suspended stating l committed ban evasion. I've never been banned so there's no way for me to be doing ban evasion, but my appeal was denied 😭 Can someone please help me out?

i’m playing half sword with the go off kings on wednesday. i got a damn half sword just thinking about it.

But who’s going to host Pedophile Fridays now? Sigh… I guess it’ll have to be another one of the pedophiles she hired. Oh what’s even the point.

ObscureTube! Verne Troyer! Half Sword with Eli Yudin! Super Bowl commercials! Now that's a damn schedule!

I have eaten at Cablp. hear all about it tomorrow at 12pm on twitch.tv/libtron

Obviously we will be breaking down the Trump shitting himself video for the majority of tomorrow’s stream. And we will also be playing a mobile gacha game called Big Boobs Strategy.

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

lol to this comment

Very glad I was able to make NL aware of Criss Angel’s Breakfast, Lunch & Pizza youtu.be/tkMk1wJ56Lc?...

The Peter Attia subreddit is not having a great time today

BARI WEISS: Well, time to hire another new correspondent for CBS News. (Starts flipping through a huge tome titled “The Big Book of Pedophiles and Their Contact Information”)

If I have the right Nellie Bowles, the partner in question is Bari Weiss

In memory of the great writer Dan McQuade, I wrote about how we spent about fifteen years sending each other really stupid press release quotes. I'll miss him.

logically i know this isn't true, but in my mind i seem to recall talking about closer uzi for 2 and a half hours straight during this recording. i just get swept up easily, is all

As we make new friends, it's nice to bring them into the BP fold with a classic episode, and Ricky fit right in. He talked about some 15 year-old Instagram business influencer I've never heard of for 20+ minutes and then his block was about calling people names in a gamer chat, it was perfect

TVs are computers now. And guess what. I already have a computer I don’t need a second computer.

BP Classic 7: Ricky Peacock (@rickypeacock.bsky.social) v. Gamers. Ricky goes off in the League of Legends chat as we go off on these damn newfangled TVs! What's the deal??? Plus, the full-size cat town, Ricky gets obsessed with a guy, and Philip Glass is cool. www.patreon.com/posts/149479...

TO: World’s Biggest Pedophile FROM: Elon Musk SUBJECT: RE: Pedophile party on your pedophile island Any other famous pedophiles going to be there? Looking forward to doing a bunch of pedophile stuff btw.

OK, so Musk was planning to go to Epstein's island, but it's not like he went there with the intent to go to a wild party or something, it was probably just some business. Excuse me, an email just came in. *Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"

Goo Crew raised $120k in one day. Merry fuck ICEmas, every one

This was our biggest charity stream ever and I think a big part of it is people really, really fucking hate ICE. So thank you to the power of hatred for really stepping it up yesterday.

Thank you to everyone who watched, donated, raided, chatted, and streamed with us yesterday. This is a really insane amount of money that you all raised and it’s going to help a lot of people in Minnesota! We’ll be back on Monday to watch a depressed 51 year old man eat a burger in his Honda.

Live on twitch.tv/rickypeacock now, the Goo Crew has raised $111,000 for Minnesota!! Those bastards are going absolutely crazy on it!

the streams aren't even over and we have passed $104,000 raised for the Immigrant Rapid Relief Fund. so proud of our community. also i have to go Criss Angels' Breakfast Lunch & Pizza in Nevada this weekend. keep it going over at twitch.tv/everythingnowshow

That is a lot of money

jesus fucking christ lmao

we're at 93k and we got like 3 hours left, i'm completely fucked

these guys r almost at 100k in donations check it out !

We hit $75k in like 5 mins lol

We are at $70k (!!!) raised for the Women's Foundation of Minnesota and the Immigrant Rapid Response Fund! If we hit $100k, @libbycwatson.com will drive 5 hours to eat at Criss Angel's Breakfast Lunch and Pizza! Let's make it happen! Fuck ICE! twitch.tv/gooffkings

live now! twitch.tv/bighowelldawdy

We're live playing Lethal Company! We're almost at $60,000!!!!!!

Stefan is live playing Mario Party with HCJustin, Ricky Peacock, and Northernlion! 😲 We've raised almost $40,000 for Minnesota already!!! Wow!!!! www.twitch.tv/northernlion

Justin is live now for the Goo Crew's Smash ICE Friendslopathon and he's already raised almost $7,000! Stefan will be live in about an hour to play Mario Party with Justin, Ricky, and Northernlion! See you there! twitch.tv/hcjustin

HELLO I am live for the next couple of hours fundraising for The Women's Foundation of Minnesota with my pals in Goo Crew all the info is on the flyer - zomboid for 2h as a little preshow and then Noon EST Mario Party w/ @rickypeacock.bsky.social @stefanheck.bsky.social and Northernlion !

"What if somebody said "It's the Super Bowl." And then I'm like, "You probably couldn't even get a ticket to the Salad Bowl." 🥗 That's funny." THIRD GUY: Well, you're certainly dressed for it. That's funny too. (I start sucking the third guy's dick.) That's funny. - JF #TheJokingGamer #ad

JF is back! twitch.tv/gooffkings