The Canadian Education Programme for Foreign Podcasters 27: Are You Smarter Than a Canadian 5th Grader? w/ @mremilyheller.bsky.social. This was definitely a show that existed, and we definitely watch one of the most annoying contestants in game show history play it. www.patreon.com/posts/140020...

Word! Up 27: Something Happened w/ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social. Our friend dbj joins us for a Cameo episode and something happens in the middle of it. It's pretty wild. But Dog the Bounty Hunter and Theo Fleury are here with more great Cameos. www.patreon.com/posts/139269...

BP Classic 4: Harrison Weinreb v. Lex Fridman. Harrison gets blocked by the extremely boring Lex Fridman and gets his laptop stolen at airport security. Plus, Stefan asks Harrison if he's ever heard of Joey's World Tour...and he has. $5 for 3 episodes a month! www.patreon.com/posts/138600...

CraveCon 2026 is happening I can promise you that

Stefan Hell 2: The Complete History of CraveCon w/ Adam Christie. Stefan is in charge once again and tells the story of the 2016 CraveCon, an attempt to create ComicCon but for guys who review fast food in their car. It...does not go well. $5 for 3 bonuses a month! www.patreon.com/posts/137647...

SURPRISE! We just dropped this in the free feed for your Monday morning/afternoon. We've done some "BP Classic" episodes on the Patreon with the format you know and love, and this one was a great way to kick it off as Dan gives us one of the most insane Block Tales EVER. Enjoy.

Blocked Bag 59: Post-Nut Clarity w/ @osullyville.bsky.social. Our good pal Dan O'Sullivan is back to discuss clear minds, good farts, classic pranks, video game controllers, and theme park rides. $5 for 3 bonuses a month or $3 just for this one! www.patreon.com/posts/136794...

BP Classic 3: Aiden Arata v. A Creep. Aiden meets a guy online during COVID and he doesn't stop texting her for years, even after she gets married. Classic. We also discuss living in a cloister, War of the Worlds, and what the worst song ever might be. Donate today! www.patreon.com/posts/136269...

This is true! All of our Patreon content is also available for $3 an episode if you don’t want to commit for a full month

Did you know that you can buy individual posts from a creator on Patreon now? I learned this by paying $3 to hear Stefan and Demi revel in food poisoning stories

Stefan Hell 1: The Best of IWasPoisoned w/ @demilardner.bsky.social. It's here! John lets Stefan take the reins for an episode and he comes up with this, a tour through one of the worst websites on the internet. Can't be missed. $5 for three bonuses a month! www.patreon.com/posts/134943...

Just finished recording what I believe is one of the best Blocked Party episodes of all time, and arguably one of the most important podcast episodes ever: The Best of IWasPoisoned.com with @demilardner.bsky.social

John has put me in charge of planning for an entire episode (guest, topic, etc) and I have come up with something so bad I think he may refuse to record it. Anyway, sign up for the Patreon to hear it - and to hear hundreds of bonus episodes from our back catalog! patreon.com/blockedparty

New Patreon episode dropping this week….

Stefan the City: And John's Like That 13: "Outlook Good" w/ @louispeitzman.bsky.social. We are so back! This time we brought a TV critic, the very funny Louis Peitzman. Lot of unsettling shit in this ep including a huge hat and a bizarre masturbation technique. $5! www.patreon.com/posts/134234...

Blocked Bag 58: Garage Sale w/ @joshgondelman.bsky.social. Josh is here to answer your questions about great garage sales, old phone numbers, songs of the summer, no-trade clauses, and fighting at the grocery store. $5 for 3 bonuses a month! www.patreon.com/posts/133875...

Word Up! 26: The Courtney Cummz Cameo w/ @thelukeman.bsky.social. We get our friend Luke a present from our favourite adult star and we check in on Dog the Bounty Hunter, Riff Raff, the Island Boys, and some horrible Trump impersonators. $5! www.patreon.com/posts/word-u...

BP Classic 2: Tom Henry v. Nothing Fancy. New fan fave Tom Henry is here with a great Block Tale involving drink prices at a comedy club. We also discuss Survivor, Stephen Baldwin, and our friend Bryan's insane "cold cheese" post. $5! www.patreon.com/posts/131838...

The Canadian Education Programme for Foreign Podcasters 26: Mr. Dressup w/ Andy Haynes. Canada’s answer to Mr. Rogers is here with 1/10 the budget and the personality! But we love him because he’s ours. $5 for 3 bonus episodes a month! www.patreon.com/posts/131130...

Actor Party 4: A Christmas To Believe In w/ Racquel Belmonte. Racquel is back and teaching us how to act in this dreadful Christmas play that takes the believer/skeptic trope to an all-new low. It sucks so bad. But we have a lot of fun. $5 for 3 bonuses a month! www.patreon.com/posts/130216...

Listener Blockstravaganza 7: The Final Chapter w/ @gracefreud.bsky.social. We did it! The last of the Listener Blocks are here, as we put an end to all of the listener blocks we've ever received. There's some good ones in here and we love Grace so everybody wins www.patreon.com/posts/129622...

Blocked Bag 57: Generationally Cursed w/ @coollike.bsky.social. Charlotte joins the show for the first time to answer your questions about curses, good mailbag questions, turtles, snacks, video game enemies, and loads. $5 for 3 bonuses a month! www.patreon.com/posts/128728...

Listener Blockstravaganza 6: Psychic Damage w/ Maddy Kelly. It’s not only more listener blocks that give us damage, but Maddy visits a psychic after a horrible date and tells one of the funniest stories ever told on the pod about it. $5 for 3 bonuses a month! www.patreon.com/posts/127416...

Blocked Bag 56: Guessing Underwear w/ @howelldawdy.bsky.social. Good friend Howell joins us for a mailbag where we answer your questions about our own underwear, strip clubs, novelty songs, face tattoos, and dragonfruit. $5 for 3 bonuses a month or $3 for this one www.patreon.com/posts/126947...

The After Party 26: A Video Game Hang w/ @mikedrucker.bsky.social. Mike has a new book out and joins us to talk about video games and what they've meant to all of our lives. It's a real fun one. $5 for three bonuses a month or $3 for this one. www.patreon.com/posts/126317...

As the world around us changes every day, one thing remains the same: Cameos are still really bad

Word Up! 25: The Business Cameos w/ @raft.bsky.social. We finally get Raft on a Cameo episode and John finds the "for business" page which reveals some startling price tags for very bad stuff. Plus, Manny Ramirez is back and we find a new fave: Danky the Clown. $5! www.patreon.com/posts/125562...

BP Classic 1: Dan Duvall v. A Catfish. We are going "classic mode" on Patreon, doing old-style episodes of the show with Social Media Updates, Block Tale, and Top 3! And we have a perfect guest for the first one, as we hear an INSANE catfishing story. www.patreon.com/posts/124798...

Surprise! Dropped a little bonus episode treat in the free feed for you this morning. We've been emptying out our listener block bag over the last few months, and we put up Episode 1 of reading your worst blocks with Kevin Banner for you to enjoy. podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/b...

Listener Blockstravaganza 5: The Marshmallow Test w/ @libbycwatson.bsky.social. It's another slate of listener blocks but not before we get to the important stuff first, like shoving marshmallows up your ass. $5 for 3 bonuses a month, or $3 just for this one! www.patreon.com/posts/124330...

Canadian Education Programme for Foreign Podcasters 25: Big Shiny Tunes 2 w/ Andy Anaya. Andy from Pool Kids is here to go through the seminal compilation of John's life, which is somehow the fourth best-selling album in Canadian history. $5 to sub, $3 just for this! www.patreon.com/posts/123287...

Listener Blockstravaganza 4: Remember NFTs? w/ Mark Little. One of our faves is BACK and we are still cleaning out the BP Listener Mailbag with some great ones about the Bret Hart NFT Discord, Megan's List, and an account called @pimpmytweeting. $5! www.patreon.com/posts/123003...

Blocked Bag 55: FATALITY! w/ Tegan Verheul. Tegan joins us for the first time to answer YOUR questions about being killed on Mortal Kombat, changing the calendar, goalie masks, and of course, pooping in a bucket. $5 for 3 bonuses a month or $3 for this one! www.patreon.com/posts/121958...

Listener Blockstravaganza 3: The Worst Thing We've Ever Heard w/ @votesamwiles.bsky.social. Who knew that over 7 years into the show it was still possible to hear the worst thing we've ever heard? We didn't! But here it is. $5 for 3 bonuses a month or $3 for this one www.patreon.com/posts/121155...

Word Up! 24: The Manny Ramirez Cameos w/ Amy Walsh. That's right, baseball legend Manny Ramirez is now on Cameo, and the results are as bad as you think. Plus, AI is here (somehow) and The Rizzler does Cameos that can only be qualified as "child abuse". $5! www.patreon.com/posts/120573...

Blocked Bag 54: A Little Kiss w/ KC Novak. We are BACK and answering YOUR questions about kissing dangerous animals, making bets with wizards, going vegan, and defining what a shart is. $5 for 3 bonuses a month or $3 for this one. www.patreon.com/posts/119923...

Episode 310: The 2025 Blocked Party Enemies List. SURPRISE! We're back with another main feed episode because we can't mess with tradition. All your favourite enemies are here. Apple: bit.ly/4fI5Xvx Spotify: bit.ly/3DDrWGy YouTube: bit.ly/4gYp71e Ad-Free: www.patreon.com/posts/119094...

Listener Blockstravaganza 2: Dog Moms and Rat Plugs w/ Ivan Decker. Ivan Decker returns in-studio as we continue cleaning out the Listener Block Bag, with another selection of goodies from the past. $5 for THREE bonuses a month or $3 just for this one. www.patreon.com/posts/119039...

Our good pal @roryblank.bsky.social made us some shirts to celebrate the end of the show and they whip ass. Available now at merch.blockedparty.com in a range of styles and colours.

i had a great time learning about canada, i can’t wait for them to join as the 51st state

The Canadian Education Programme for Foreign Podcasters 24: Trailer Park Boys Christmas Special w/ @rickypeacock.bsky.social. Ricky joins the show to explore a Canadian comedy classic, 48 minutes of hilarity that portended the end of TPB's goodness. We have a blast. www.patreon.com/posts/118402...

We raised just shy of $3500 for Salal with your help last Friday!! Thank you so much for being the best listeners on the planet. And if you missed the stream, the VOD is available now on YouTube: youtu.be/R6U7-rAdwcI?...

Thanks to everyone who joined us on stream last night! The highlight for me was revealing to Stefan he was not playing Jeopardy against Emily and Becca, but rather two Tournament of Champions contestants, Juveria Zaheer and Alison Betts. VOD of the whole thing: www.twitch.tv/videos/23261...

Porter is locked in for the stream

WE ARE NOW LIVE!

TONIGHT! 6 pm PT and we go live for 6 damn hours to give some money away and raise some for Salal! 6 pm: Podcast Rescue w/ Chris James 7 pm: Jeopardy! w/ Emily Heller and Becca 8 pm-midnight: Stefan organized it so your guess is as good as mine Twitch.tv/blockedpartypod

shoutout to Little Canada, the guy that tried to bully me in high school then died, and the engineers behind the Spanish space program

Cullen the Herd 15: Some Golden Oldies w/ @jane.meangirls.online. Jane Ost is here as John catches TWO blocks for merely tweeting a swear. We also discuss upscale casual dining, Bluesky, the Hawk Tuah memecoin, and a Twitter post leaves John nostalgic. $5! www.patreon.com/posts/117743...

Pacific time!

This Friday, we go LIVE with the annual Blocked Party Lotto Stream. Two lucky $100 Club Members will win their sub for free, and we will stream for 6 hours with a ton of amazing guests in support of Salal. Join us!