college football is so unserious right now, sorsby and his legal team are used to bored post-NIL NCAA officials, yokel circuit judges, and jug-hooting room temp IQ boosters, ofc they got fucking boomed by an actual competent billion dollar enterprise. i’m in tears

They're calling it "the most evil corporation to ever level up in evil." Its only competition according to record keepers are in Nazi Germany.

New Orleans, Miami, and Las Vegas may get most of the attention, but St Louis might quietly be the weirdest city in the US. I’m really looking forward to this book

Come on that’s pretty standard moderation practices, he definitely crossed an extremely bright line we’re all aware of. Going to bat for fuckin’ Popehat of all people, too…

I think you'll find a lot of interesting information here, in addition to all powerful argument for becoming a member. But I really like working at a place that respects its readers enough to tell them what's going on like this.

Civil rights are for white South Africans, Christian MLB relievers, and Zionist genocide enthusiasts, not disabled kids.

The allegory of the cave is about being on the Internet.

every time you see a headline that begins with “we have to,” replace the “we” with “you” and you’ll immediately understand the purpose of the piece and the power dynamics at play

The DOJ controlled by the party that fought tooth and nail to let cake makers refuse service to gay couples now wants to investigate coffee shops for not serving genocide enthusiasts.

Cassilda: We all have laid aside disguise but you. Stranger: I wear no mask. Camilla: No mask? No mask!

Mom Takes Hushed Monologue In Movie As Cue To Go To Kitchen, Wash 5 Pots https://theonion.com/mom-takes-hushed-monologue-in-movie-as-cue-to-go-to-kitchen-wash-5-pots/

Argentina vs Austria, huh?

been there brother

The U.S. is still killing people in illegal boat strikes: defector.com/the-u-s-is-s...

Thing Person Saying Seems To Call For Sad Face

It will never stop being funny to me that the street fighter subreddit has a much better, well reasoned ai policy vis a vis literally all universities.

Monday

Yeah I actually think the list of specific people who trashed Earth orbit is less than 1 page long. This is like saying that "humanity" filed my taxes late.

he’s eating Ayn Rand’s disgusting pussy in hell

My mom’s Kirsten Gillibrand.

this is the most fucked up Dickins shit ever

he held up his big knife. the other guy swung his big knife! the big knives hit and made a noise like pans banging together but sharper. "i will unalive you for what you did!" he shouted. "not if i unalive you first!" the other guy shouted at the first guy. they swung knives for a few minutes.

wanting to read fantasy but not learn any of the fantasy words is awesome. is the author supposed to be like "the wizard looked in his pool that allowed to him to see across distances, like Facetime but made of water."

If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.

starting to think Scott Ostler is a dumbass

Haha he absolutely wants them to kidnap JD Vance

What’s the pride flag for hand stuff

how can anyone take this man seriously

'Went twice' lol

My husband took 2 months of paid family leave after our baby was born and it was absolutely instrumental for my physical and mental health after birth. I don't have data on it but I'm convinced that fathers taking more parental leave would lower the rate of postpartum depression significantly.

You do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to” the government of Iran, but it is interesting that they seem to be one of the few entities that have figured out that you have to treat him like a used car dealer who would also get a commission if he killed you

wait a minute are you telling me Nancy Pelosi’s handpicked guy is involved in financial crimes?!

My overall view on this guy has always been: “he’s a huge dumbass that is more likely to end up in jail than the White House”

i can't think of a stronger condemnation of IMDb as a project than that shawshank redemption somehow after all these years still sits at the top of their all time rankings

Roughly 500 concessions workers at Target Field are set to walk off the job Monday after contract negotiations stalled. It's happening during the Twins' high-profile series against the defending World Series champs, the L.A. Dodgers.

How does the Star Tribune have a writer capable of “third rate thirst political bouncy castle” and we still have to read Karen Tolkkinen

If you live in a state that's electing an attorney general, it might not hurt to let the D candidate know you want to hear a good loud "I will not file or join any suit that seeks to overthrow scientific consensus on any subject. Attempting to oppose reality with law wastes time and money."

clicked on this but the trick only works for creepy porcelain doll boys. i'm gonna have achy shoulders forever!

Study: Majority Of Middle-Aged Men Lack Support Network They’ll Need To Handle Neil Young’s Death

At the Reflecting Pool and guys

@davidjroth.bsky.social they're calling it the most NJ politics story of all time

Byron Buxton's grand slam (24)

Football coach or urologist job description?

Did you touch the Reflecting Pool