if the corniest white boy can become one with Eywa and the people... perhaps there is hope for us all

It looks like they deaged Jean Smart in Hacks by like five years

(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao

he looks like he’d have piano keys for teeth and birds circling his head

"Posting thirst traps from the Charlie Kirk Neck Incident Memorial Tent" is a plausible banger dril post

I can *100% assure you* that if this report found that trans people & "wokeness" tanked the Harris campaign, the DNC would release it in a heartbeat

BUTCHER: homelanda! hows a about a pint of piss? real piss, from me todger. and it real naursty

See what happens when you don’t listen? You lost your woman to a karate man www.tmz.com/2025/12/20/t...

its not hyperbole. i now genuinely believe we should seize musks assets and deport him

It’s gonna be so sick when all the mothership guys move to Riyadh

NYT: Ramaswamy Challenges Surging Bigotry on the Right the actual speech: unamerican transgenders murdered charlie kirk and we all love to hate them don't we folks

HHS rolling out new "no fap" guidelines to replace vaccine schedule

god forbid we let a team do some Heated Rivalry cross promotion

They put Quarritch in Dracula Flow makeup

when your plan was suicide by cop but then it turns out kash patel is in charge of the cops

A pedophile Groyper running as a Republican? I'm shocked.

living in the UK for as long as I did gave me a useful concept to describe people like this. We get weird about it in American English, and the Brits win on this one because it is a genuinely helpful term: these people are cunts. They're not motivated by anything other than being cunts. That's it!

Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex https://theonion.com/hockey-players-blast-heated-rivalry-for-unrealistic-depiction-of-anal-sex/

so pumped for this 9am Avatar screening

this might make me sound 100 years old but there are too many crashes in the F1 movie

💬Manufacturing non-consent

It is 2025. The EHRC in the UK keeps trying to materialize a trans bathroom ban out of a muddled UKSC opinion third-sexing all trans people. A bill to criminalise those who provide trans minors with transition care passed in the US House of Representatives. And cis "allies" still think this helps.

however much you hate these motherfuckers you do no hate them enough. (not josh, he's alright.)

The Revolt of the Stupids (2024-2036)[1] was an American political era

BINDERS YOU GUYS. BINDERS

important announcement from the child rape administration

The extreme attack on transgender youth we are witnessing from a governmental stage was enabled by The Atlantic and The New York Times.

Remember like a month ago when republicans were calling Nancy Mace a lunatic who needs to step down for her own sake and get some mental health help?

The reason they're so focused on trans teens is that people who transition younger typically blend into society better. To the extent that they're willing to tolerate our existence in society at all, they'd rather we be easily identified by our appearance/voices/etc.

They booked a bunch of 14 year old models to come to a Mar A Lago party, told them to dress sexy and tried to ply them with alcohol.

Pour one out for Dan Bongino

Transgender for everybody

timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning

Nancy Pelosi moved heaven and earth to get Henry Cuellar installed and keep Jessica Cisneros out. He was one of the three (D) defectors here. Everyone who ever stuck up for either of them is a dog's dick with a separate, smaller dog's dick for a brain

going on Adin’s stream should enter him into concussion protocol regardless

i forgot that some of the young water na'vi in avatar 2 have zoomer haircuts, that's so awesome

The End of Herstory

Americans that are like “my religion is Norse paganism” are so funny. You just picked that one day. No dude there’s no way you actually believe in Thor or whatever and you didn’t get it culturally from your parents. Your family tree is a long line of Lutherans and grass eaters, you’re not a viking.

For sale. Chili dog. Never sucked on.

it's pretty clear the guy from the hawkins tigers here was absolutely correct to beat the shit out of this guy who talks with such confident wrongness

Season ruined

Bjork's hitboxes are wild

I’m not kidding when I say I would put this guy in jail. Not for a long time but he needs time away from the computer to think about what he’s done.

A few weeks ago I watched this for the first time since the 90s and it fucking rules. When I was a kid I thought it sucked because kids are stupid. I really wish they could’ve included Molly Millions in it but the rights to that character were already sold off with the rights for Neuromancer.

I know that everyone is like “oh the whole point of this is to destroy CBS, they actually want to run it into the ground” and I’m sure plenty of folks will be happy if they do but David Ellison and Bari Weiss don’t want that! they really think they’ve got something! they are just very bad at this

No. Fuck no.

directors these days can't set up a shot where someone gets hit by bus or shot in the head or stabbed through the chest from behind without telegraphing it super hard. you can always tell exactly when it's gonna happen.

i was fucking around with my discord settings the other day and accidentally made it so whenever i enter a voice chat it plays the "yeah" from Shine by Collective Soul

They're fun