Coming back to this site and not Twitter to start advocating you listen to my good ass podcast with @aveyclub.bsky.social megaphone.link/PODERATIONLT...

New bit I've perfected if anyone brings up a problem: I don't really follow politics but it was never like this before Trump. "But the Democrats and the funding and--" Yeah like I said I don't really follow that. There was always politics but before Trump it was never like this. That's all I know

Gonna use this one a lot

Zangief, big Florida guy @edsbs.bsky.social

rip julius caesar you would have loved march madness

Kim Gordon and Thurston Moore have to share Lee Ranaldo like he's a child of divorce

pretty sure the GM for this Call of Cthulu game came up with a joke about the lost city of Carkokomo and wrote an entire cruise ship vacation themed adventure set in 1990 around it

Baseball vampire

this part is extra crazy. someone get me on the phone with Heinrich because i want to make a wager on this part specifically.

okay so i got a new idea for a boss fight, it's called Reverse Goatse

this statistic seems compelling but like all Gen X stats it doesn’t stand up to scrutiny once fifty guys all reply to defensively talk about themselves

Bovino and Noem were both shitcanned in an attempt to rehab the agency's image just to add an extremely visible racial harassment step to airport security theater. smart.

That's crazy. Get lost.

(whispers) That’s the CTE talking

personally I'd prefer an economic system where advertising complicity in and utility for sexual harassment didn't generate an increase in perceived value

Incredibly funny that the president of the United States can do this and retain command of the American Armed Forces, but I said it about a literal Nazi and got fired from a job writing superhero comics.

I figured he was talking about a six year old but no his son is 20. Congratulations you raised a grown man who asks the waiter for crayons.

watching a youtube video where they had to blur out adam's dick on the goddamned sistine chapel ceiling and thinking this is a great world the tech industry has built us huh

🎵the world is a vampire / im gonna ride it all night long 🎵

Boston band guy pipeline

I went deep on "One Riot, One Ranger," by learning about the Texas Rangers' segregationist statue, probing the the city government and commissioner's office who made it possible, and speaking to the Rev. Floyd Moody, the civil rights activist who never made it to class. issa new [eyeblack]

resting Come and See face

Wonder if they’ll ship his casket back with a flag on it

will i am announces "The Thing That Kills You."

maybe i have just been out of trans discourse spaces for too long. but i have no idea what the hell anyone's ever talking about anymore

i don't think the candidate who has been clear-eyed about ICE needs training wheels. i think the woman who voted for the laken riley act then had to walk it back needs training wheels, and it's clear DFL delegates agree with me, since angie craig can't even walk away with a single one in MANKATO

you love to see it

In the jungle, crouching medium punch and crouching medium kick are what we use the most.

"there all is aching" ass headline

I’ve said it before but I really believe that a government agency that can get mail anywhere in the country cheaply and within just a few days is basically one of the high points of modern civilization—and it’s being systematically gutted.

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

Huh I wonder why these same nations aren’t keen to bail out the US from this mess in the Gulf

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

A lot of "the anti-semitism of the left" talk going around lately and the target seems to be more "the left" than the anti-semitism.

Trump's base is really gonna be upset if they found out we've been killing Nazis. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Finally, a real use case for JavaScript

The whining about why won’t you get us out of the mess we created is repulsive

Very Minneapolis on-brand to come through a wildly inspiring communitarian moment to a video of Jacob Frey running alone

Average Bsky poster: "We must inaugurate a Second Reconstruction with blood and fire." Average Democratic politician: "We are in a war for the Republic, which is why I propose a 23.7% tax cut." Average liberal columnist: "For too long the transgenders have blocked research into the racial IQ gap."

Hey idiot you just vetoed an eviction notice extension promising to make up for it with a million dollars of rent relief and then pitched a $40 million cop training center instead

Democratic consultants: To replicate Mamdani’s success with the young people we must appeal to their short attention spans with memes and TikTok Mamdani (actual quote): In the fifth century in what we now know as Ireland, a British warlord named Coroticus had laid waste to the countryside

ngl this one is pretty hard to swallow. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

if youre a lawyer, do not let any client see this. do not let them believe it is possible for just anyone to go in and Have Their Day In Court like this. and if they see this tell them its a skit and court is never this cathartic

Rand Paul, volume shooter, is absolutely dead-ass right about something more often than almost any other 21st-century Republican has been. Still a terrible player. Hoisting up bricks left and right. But he does splash one now and then.

shoutout to the getty photographer who prepared for a WNBA lockout with this stock photoshoot. the only downside of labor peace is that we have no use for these beautiful images

this is bar drunk stuff