MLB made a rare choice to clear a player in its domestic violence probe, defending the decision by touting its “comprehensive" investigation. But we spoke to three (3) alleged witnesses—two ex-girlfriends—the league allegedly knew about but didn't interview. issa new [eyeblack]

White House rolls out an obvious distraction and here’s the most powerful Democrat in the country clapping like a seal

Hasan quoting JFK is continuing to serve as irresistible bait to all of the established politics-knowers

I love Bluesky's even mixture of Gen X liberals and furries. Either half is telling stuff to the other half that makes them react like Steve Harvey on Family Feud

so you carefully, purposefully, manually, and meticulously banned hundreds of people who mentioned that thing your safety guy did

here we go again, the new york times calling an increase of 115k jobs under Trump "solid" while it called similar or considerably bigger gains under Biden "disappointing" or "weak"

There’s only one thing standing between literally any of us and the New York Times best seller list: a 25k copy bulk buy from some foundation that didn’t exist six months ago

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

The obvious takeaway from this is that evangelicals are amazing, but I'd also like to note that at least in this shot of the statue his hair looks like Trump is wearing a baseball hat bumped to the side in the classic Fernando Rodney style.

Discourse about finding "the Rogan of the Left" or "the liberal answer to Fox News" rarely accounts for the reality that the entire conservative media universe is the enormously unprofitable vanity project of a few rich sociopaths. It "succeeds" because they don't care how much it costs.

if you are looking for something to watch this weekend -- if, say, one or more of your beloved local sports teams are in danger of being swept out of the playoffs at home -- i very much recommend a binge of Reggie Dinkins type-click-type.ghost.io/please-enjoy...

If they take both houses and don't immediately impeach idk I will probably never engage with politics again.

The Purcell principle will be back for a one-night-only appearance

I had to check and he really did say that lol

there's like a five percent chance there's evidence of Vrabel and Russini's affair somewhere in here

I’m long past being surprised that they don’t really mind when progressive policy goals wither on the vine but I am still shocked by their passivity on something like this that directly affects their career prospects

sorry as a Virginia voter you can’t really ever tell me my vote counts or matters again, so unless your political organization is going door-to-door inviting me to a far-left revolution, I think I’m sorta over pretending democracy is real

The thing that stops this is not going to be liberal democracy lmfao

koko: koko no recognize country anymore professor: koko, you’ve never left this ape sanctuary in your life koko: koko white not sorry

koko: koko not vote for this koko want them out but no. koko says no not like this koko want criminals away handler: now koko, what did you think mass deportation meant?

I hoped it wouldn’t come to this but: if you send me a picture of Manute Bol and Muggsy Bogues standing next to each other and you don’t provide any context whatsoever it’s an automatic block

“The national counterterrorism strategy attempts to draw a link between transsexuals and the Muslim Brotherhood while the president glues coins to doors.” Dada ass republic. Fuck this place, honestly.

*horniest man alive voice*

Iran keeps cooking our ass with these videos

I’ve been watching Yellowstone and there are like five other Landman windmill style owning the libs moments and they keep getting dumber and dumber. In the one I just saw Costner says that extracting natural gas is better for wildlife than solar because panels cover up bushes that animals live in.

another ransom made possible by cryptocurrency

Just had Canvas stop working as I was typing comments on a student paper. I now can’t access anyone’s work or grades. Strangely, this never happened back when I used a grade book and had students email me their papers, a system no shareholders extracted money from.

I really wonder what the fallout is going to be because the sanitized version of history they’ve sold for a long time is “Jim Crow was a shameful moment in history but we defeated it and came out the other side a better country” and now it’s just… back it’s the end of a myth in the starkest terms

The political history of the U.S. since the 1970s is basically that thing where a species' predator disappears and the species overpopulates and destroys the whole habitat. If centrists really wanted a "Normal" right, their top priority would be to bring back the left

check out this guy in the flashlight reddit having the best day of his fucking life

they're doin Jim crow...2! In Tennessee rn and you stiiiiiill have motherfuckers on here like "well if [minority they feel like yelling at today] just voted for Harris we wouldn't be in this mess!" I wish ghosts were real & civil rights leaders could haunt you for posting that shit

1. He really... just... wasn't. 2. I cannot take anyone seriously who saw the state he was in and thought, "Yeah, he's good to be in office until 2029." 3. He failed at his most important job: moving us beyond Trump. bsky.app/profile/sfin...

Or the AL MVP, SINCE APPARENTLY THATS JUST A WAR PRIZE THESE DAYA ANYWAY AMIRITE

I wrote about Matt Taibbi's failed lawsuit against me

This headline from Justice Roberts and the red banner of what Tennessee just did to Memphis after the SCOTUS gutted the Voting Rights Act..

"THE IMPOSSIBLE HAS HAPPENED" OTD in 2016, Bartolo Colon hit his first career home run at 42 years old 🤯 (MLB x @NewYorkLife)

Committee to Reinvade The South

One reason Republicans are banning books and classes on race is because reading even one book about Jim Crow or Reconstruction makes it clear that they are hoping to reinstate segregation.

Men aren't lonely enough.

less gay than Andrew Tate

That is a very good way to smoke out the racists just by seeing who gets irrationally upset about it

Is it just me or is the southern police state so systemically racist they forgot how to take pictures of white people

if you think I, a leftist, sound too reductive or extreme, you haven't talked to normal liberals in your neighborhood lately. They know. They want blood too. If Dems don't meet that demand it's not "reasonable" or "pragmatic," it's intentionally carrying water for the people returning us to Jim Crow

that's not ultraleft or fringe to say anymore. we can have a livable country or we can have a country with the Republican Party in it. everyone knows this now, from the most edgy leftist poster to a mainstream liberal. the opposition party can either offer that clearly and loudly, or they can lose.

the pearson's plant shutting down is the only possible way to get me to become a "the west has fallen" type

found this guy on Tiktok who has discovered carpenter's speed squares make an insanely satisfying noise when you bounce them off tires or wood, called @lostcoastedc on there

Plenty of evidence that the fascist right will always have about 30% of the populace captured; can’t worry about them, they’re destined for reeducation and “suffering” under the oppression of universal programs