wife and i like to pick a porno out for each other and then swap laptops

friday night ... time to search me up some intimate pornos

I see the issue. When we said we would replace human workers with machines you assumed the machines would work. That's on you

was Pam Bondi trying to un-hibernate Auto-Tune the News?

if someone is saying shit like "it's lowkey biphobic that you support AOC even though she won't legalize cannibalism" or "you realize that expecting your room to have windows a luxury belief right" what you're seeing are the charged particles being shot off from polycule fission

The FBI’s apparent probe of Extinction Rebellion NYC comes as the Justice Department continues to dodge questions about the names on AG Pam Bondi's secret NSPM-7 domestic terrorism list theintercept.com/2026/02/12/p...

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: “I was literally begging the agent who was holding me back to let me do CPR,” she told The Intercept.

the very idea of gavin newsom in 2028 is preposterous. he's a throwback to the time where you could put a haircut in a suit and have him mouth platitudes while the status quo grinds on. we're so far past that. we got pedophile nazis now. lol that you want to reanimate dan quayle

the only "golden globes" i want to see are my elegant wifes tastefully augmented bosoms

On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast. The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me. But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.

🚨 ICE is authorized to covertly infiltrate and interact with social media accounts under a new program called "masked engagement," per documents leaked to me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...

i like bondis performances because she is so clearly terrified and not good at it

honor run ended when i forgot there are two adult owlbears in the cave on tactician not one

This is some genuinely psycho shit...

A Reuters photographer captured this image of a page from Pam Bondi's "burn book," which she used to counter any questions from Democratic lawmakers during an unhinged hearing today. It looks like the DOJ monitored members of Congress’s searches of the unredacted Epstein files. Just wow.

No appointee of this administration even bothers to create the appearance of doing their job anymore, just openly serving as the president's personal apologist and attack dog. Completely illegitimate government

anyone have a screenshot of that (iirc) threads post that points out how jd vance combines fascism with tumblr scolding -- "every post from him is just 'crazy how there's protestors blocking ICE when there's *checks notes* literally white genocide going on?'"

sigh

oh shes going to jail isnt she

Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."

BALDURS GATE 3 COMPLETE ACT 3 CHECKLIST 1. defend the astral prism 2. enter rivington 3. talk to grub the cat 4. reroll new character and start new game

MrBeast has acquired Step, a teen-focused financial app valued at $900 million, in a deal reportedly worth over $1 billion

his internal what?

my internal ice sources are telling me that it's ok to be white

anyone could be mentioned in the epstein files one million times. means nothing

To have one ICE employee arrested in in a Bloomington, MN underage sex trafficking sting may be regarded as a misfortune; to have two looks like carelessness.

One of every thousand American residents has been taken into custody by ICE in the last year.

US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE: "I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."

Police in Bloomington, MN just announced that one of the guys they arrested in an underage sex trafficking sting was a **background checker for ICE agents.** He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.

I remember when people were all "there's no J6 people in ICE" when it was pretty clear there were. All of them? No. But to pretend like Trump and Homan didn't see pardoned individuals as an asset to be leveraged later is some dopey ass behavior. It's always transactional

"A modern-day concentration camp ... People have been killed by the staff here." Irish citizen Seamus Culleton has been in ICE detention since September, despite having a valid work permit and his own business in the US.

NEW: Trump is in the unredacted Epstein files "more than a million times," Raskin tells Axios in an interview. www.axios.com/2026/02/10/t...

Rep Mark Alford (R-MO) says House Rs are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show & talking with FCC Commissioner Brendan Carr. Alford says he didn't watch the whole thing & also doesn't know Spanish but suspects it might have been "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction"

i wish i could see an elderly man in jorts

I wrote about the right-wing Super Bowl halftime show as part of a larger project to create and maintain an unreality in which the American right is culturally and politically dominant. The worst part: It works. badfaithtimes.com/nothing-real...

"We left with all of my children" has the same energy as Meadow Soprano demanding her parents cut her some slack because she could have done ecstasy but she didn't

well credit where credit’s due: it’s 2035 and i’m driving to work in elon musk’s moon city—or rather my optimus robot chauffeur is, heh. i’m just kicking back and enjoying the view. what kind of a name for a moon bridge is owl creek

2016: In 10 years we'll have a man on Mars 2026: In 10 years, we'll have a city on the moon 2036: Today we honor the memory of SpaceX founder who took his own life

1/ ProPublica collected handwritten letters in mid-January from children held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center, the same facility where 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was taken. Hundreds of kids are still detained. We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵

ICE is currently holding around 80,000 detainees. Nazi Germany didn't reach this number in its formal camp system until 1942, nine years after seizing power and three years into the war.

They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.

Massie is abusing Trump stooge Todd Blanche over this

Thomas Massie is cooking right now and explicitly states that UAE Sultan Ahmed Bin Sulayem was sending torture videos to Epstein

Chris Rufo doesn't have a career outside of being a "culture warrior." This is his movement. He made his bed. Now he gets to lie in it.

some things are actually getting worse here.

When AI was added to a tool for sinus surgery: “Cerebrospinal fluid leaked from one patient’s nose. In another… a surgeon mistakenly punctured the base of a patient’s skull. In two other cases, patients suffered strokes after a major artery was accidentally injured” www.reuters.com/investigatio...

"Life cannot just be about one sad thing after another," says the man responsible—directly or indirectly—for like 90% of the sad things that happened in the past year.