How are these fits of presidential incontinence never covered as their own news events in NYT? Hours of sick hateful bile from the curdled joyless leader of the Christian nationalists sitting in the ruins of the tinsel trimmed White House he’s demolishing — seems like a story to me.

officers say the deceased then turned the epic vulgar roast on himself

it took me a bit to parse this, but yes, pope hat is mad that the quote implies he wasn't annoyed at and talking down to the guy for having an obvious slant that FIRE is in the wrong here

This is so lazy and hamfisted lol. "To my lackeys: release the evidence about my enemies and destroy the evidence about me. Thank you!"

one thing of many that would be really good to rebuild in this country is local news reporting

i was specifically told the opposite of this

ejected from christmas party after grok delivered requested vulgar roast of resident child

271,000 people have lost their jobs and federal spending has ctually increased. So people get less services, while we added debt paying for private jets for Kristi Noem, bulletproof cars for Kash Patel. This is what the rust belt voters demanded.

President Donald Trump gifted the world with nearly 200 Truth Social posts (and counting) on Christmas Day, where he amplified conspiracy theories about the 2020 election and called for a member of Congress to be deported.

I always thought Plato was pretty pollyannaish on this point, but this is decent evidence for the view that a man of bad character will therefore be unhappy even with every external trapping of success and good fortune.

quadropussy

It doesn’t fix things, but it really does bring me comfort to know how miserable some of the worst people are. Donald Trump tweeting over 200 times on Christmas. Billionaires fighting with strangers online during the holidays. Everything about Elon Musk

virtually all of the hobbits survive in the lord of the rings movies. just the one guy doesn't make it

he's not sorry

I knew Bluesky would find the Deep Space 9 connection

It’s insane how Alex Jones went from “Guy who would say the craziest shit on his show for attention.” to “Oh, no, he was right about everything. But he’s friends with the shadowy cabal of pedophiles, so he’s not going to rat any of them out.” In the span of a decade.

First-ever US airstrikes in Nigeria put the second Trump admin’s 2025 combat actions at: —Nigeria—tonight’s strikes —Yemen—1,000+ strikes (Mar-Apr) —Somalia—120 strikes, 1 ground raid —Syria—78+ strikes, 3 ground raids —Caribbean—11 strikes —Eastern Pacific—20 strikes —Iran—3 strikes —Iraq—1 strike

thank you, Mola, for touching so many lives. I love you. words will never be enough for how much love you carried. she passed early this morning, her final decision a paw onto Static's chest, reminiscent of 'I love you'. she was so loved and cared for. she will be dearly missed.

everything alex jones was warning us about for years has come true but alas he's somehow now in on it

this trump guy, just my opinion, is a real piece of shit. human trash

NYT provides no evidence here, probably because the claim is flatly untrue. See eg recent Pew data, or many posts on the subject from @gelliottmorris.com this year www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...

after everyone leaves and it's just you and the leftovers

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Gotta post the 4chan meme, sorry:

Merry Christmas to all, especially Sexy Shelob

yes right here

do they ever explain why frodo has a slave

this has always been one consideration but it seems more and more hollow in the era of AI is coming and every single one of you is going to be the buggy whip manufacturer in the new world order. what makes health insurers special in the new "learn to sew shoes and screw together iPhones" world

i see the issue people have with "do you recall the most famous reindeer of all" but it doesn't bother me cause i'm going Nope. Nah. Who? Nuh uh. as he lists the other ones

not trying to downplay rudolph's struggles but isn't "one foggy christmas eve" the real story here... you're telling me the whole world was all foggy at once? that seems like it deserves more attention. really happy the nose thing worked out but this is a totally unprecedented global weather event

im sure there's a ton of interesting analysis on how much putting the provision of health insurance on to private employers actually costs us collectively. wages depressed, jobs not created etc. the system we have is ruinously expensive for employers. how does anyone defend it

i don't think cuban is really being straight with anyone regarding his open mindedness towards the provision of health care

Me communicating with the new Japanese users.

No matter how grim your holiday may be, someone out there is making it grimmer for themselves by choice

A government that can officially declare that Jesus is your savior can just as easily declare the opposite.

it's emperor-mas

i think we can conclusively say now that heat miser came out on top of that rivalry

Not now, haunted Victorian shoes

“i carry twenty-three great wands, all got in battle. Seventy-five men have I polyjuiced with my own hands in battle. I scatter, I burn my enemies' sorting hats. I take away their owls & rats. the muggles pay me a golden treasure, yet I am poor! Because I am a river to my people!”

Y2K was a tough time

We used to really sell movies

"the trick, harry potter, is not minding that it hurts"

obviously the DOJ is chargeable with knowing what the SDNY does or doesnt have, and obviously this is a regime full of incompetent liars, but if you took this as true and pretended this was a normal world, everything said a few months ago about there being nothing to see is now definitionally a lie

You think this man is launching memecoins or showing up to conferences zooted out of his mind telling people we have to go fascist or die? www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULaN...

Gig working ghosts is a hell of a pitch. "Please take a moment and rate your Ghost of Christmas Future".

i think about this a lot. you could send an army of ghosts to elon musk's mansion and at the end of the night he would still just be the world's dumbest nazi

Scrooge also proudly paid his taxes and wasn’t desperate to be seen as a likable, normal guy