minipan and stripey CLASSIC

What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart

podcaster occupied government

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classic minipan and stripey

Hey Bluesky, especially Angeleno and Labor Bsky Can we get a load of signatures for the Cal State-Dominguez Hills Labor Studies department? Which is a really valuable (and unusual) dept and is under restructuring/budget cut threats Thanks y'all! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

throwback minipan

had the urge to do this since the moment i saw this post! #pixelart

and they call everyone else snowflakes lol they’re all the weakest people ever

here's the compromise: for every military base you close overseas you can deport one (1) otherwise harmless abuela

frenchmen have one egg for breakfast, because one egg is un oeuf

if you're french and you have a really rambunctious boy child you should name him henri (ornery). thank you every much

it's just a fact. you can't have a global hegemon who every few years is at risk of electing a lunatic government that will undo treaties, start murdering people in international waters on a whim, stop aid programs, and slap wanton tariffs on the world capriciously. we have no credibility anymore

This is a fantastic essay that speaks directly to the moment. Highly recommended! Bravo @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social.

This was unironically his twitter profile picture for the longest time.

This guy wanted Secret Service to start firing on UN staffers the moment the escalator stopped

Oh no I stayed up late enough to start seeing posts about Keir Starmer

we used to make (nice) things in this country

oh its very funny. and its very funny they all hate his guts and he frames himself as the dark knight of mumsnet who can take their hatred but carry on anyway

i don't mean to make light of an increasingly worrisome wave of transphobia but every time i see the asinine word "mumsnet" i am reminded that linehan is like feverishly posting there and posturing a heroic knight fighting for all the mums

DETROIT: Become Homan

It gives me no pleasure to report that he does indeed have that shit on

what are the odds jd vance never mentions kirk again

when all you have is a hammer every argument looks like arguing with your mom

breathtaking

putting aside the calamity that american hegemony has been for so many places on the globe, no one should want a world that takes its cues from a nation that has abandoned any pretexts of fairness, scrupulousness, transparency, ethics. just an emboldening of the worst actors' worst impulses globally

what i take from this is: it's nuts that mueller she wrote and seth abramson still exist

“We apologise for any insensitivity or offence caused to the white supremacist community at this time”

thinking again about how the DEA has been having so many officers pressganged by ICE that cocaine is apparently HALF THE PRICE it was this time last year

seems to be going well sir

isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?

Empirically speaking, Israel is the least safe place on Earth for Jewish people today. That is just an incontrovertible fact.

while yes i keep saying that the product that i am building will one day immiserate you all, what if i promised you a "universal basic compute" ration in exchange? the thing is i want to be stinking rich

if the democrats ever get back into power they should just do stuff like press conferences telling people not to gorge themselves on rat poison

non zero chance trump, who is very obviously stuck mentally in the late 70s/early 80s, thinks tylenol is still being poisoned by some killer

[ICE interview panelist in 2013, reaching out for a handshake] hi Tom, sorry we don’t seem to have your full name here? [candidate with one of his ears on upside down, still covered in some kind of noxious birthing pod slime] Tom… Homan… 🫠

are you this guy 🧐

When you catch her checking her phone

might fuck around and make my lady friend watch a me movie just to torture her

one weird thing about tom homan is the name homan sounds like how the mush mouthed tom homan would probably pronounce human. just something to think about

one of the crazier things you see people say out loud is "you made me this way" -- really man? you're just going to admit to being that weak minded?

90000 attend Kirk memorial Rapture doesn't happen look at baby Yoda

release the homan files

i keep saying this but there's a way in which the Podcaster Regime and their inability to close their mouths may give at least some individual defendants or litigants some real gifts. this is smart lawyering

well maybe second most after the actual murders and posting videos of the murders and saying "I personally commanded the murderers to do the murder"