on the one hand i hope it happens soon. on the other hand the alternative stinks too

Thank you, New York Times. I too agree that The Onion had the same level of cultural impact this year that Sabrina Carpenter did.

One thing I like about 40k is that it doesn't futz about with the made up locations. This is Planet Scotland. This is is Planet Mega-City from Judge Dredd. This is Planet World War One

warhammer is a toy company

I just learned about the ork who traveled back in time to krump himself so he could get a second copy of his favorite gun and wound up escaping the consequences of his actions because he was too stupid to understand the concept of a grandfather paradox Also, John Grammaticus was right there

as a (virtually) lifelong NYer here's the deal: all pizza is good. deep dish rules. detroit pizza is goated. lunch lady cafeteria pizza was a joy. the only dubious pizza culture is california because it tries too hard but even (most) california pizza is fantastic. grow up

again chicagoans need to grow a set and stand up for themselves. deep dish is the superior pizza, you don’t have to do this cowardly whimpering “oh actually we like thin crust that’s cut into squares for no damned reason” thing. this is why the rancid packers have been clowning you for 30 years

you get into warhammer and you find yourself saying stuff like: "oh those are the blood angels. theyre kind of vampire-coded because they have a 'blood curse.' their primarch is named 'sanguinius'" and you start to die of embarrament about liking this and then you remember "count dooku"

hheres the thing about AI. its for goobers

for the 40 thousandth anniversary of the imperium of man we are doing webway. for tens of thousands of years planetary governors have wanted webway. and we're finally doing it. we're doing webway and we're doing it very strongly

oops all mini neptunes

real answer? burton thinks the writers were uncomfortable coming up with romantic plot lines involving a black guy

why did they make geordi laforge a sex creep

Quite sure y'all have seen this, but just in case...

235pm going back for more xenoheresy

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they're just paying people to not be on youtube

ass

interesting things going on at the klan site

It rules so hard that America is such a generous country the taxpayers chip in like $50M a month to help one extremely weird guy get laid

i don't think it's great for jd vance to insult denmark or whatever but i also just am not susceptible to arguments like "come say that to the faces of the parents of danish boys and girls who gave their lives defending freedom in afghanistan"

agent 1488, drop whatever entrapment you're doing and hold my teenaged girlfriends hair while she pukes up her jagermeister

the grinch brand has absolutely eaten shit everywhere it’s popped up this year. the kid is saying grinchy holidays to me? just by association because she’s in the grinch? go fuck yourself

i think if people on here were as progressive and empathetic as they’d like to believe they would get him to direct all his obsessive energy into model trains or other non-40k fixation

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im going to say it again. you can just ignore that guy. hes a ludicrous dumbo. nothing he says matters

what's a matter babe you hardly touched your clud sandwich

Exactly this. I do defamation cases in ny and it’s a mess in SDNY. Second circuit hasn’t ruled on new York’s anti slapp statute, and district judges are all over the map about whether it applies and how. It’s attracting more of these nonsense cases the longer they don’t universally apply it.

Can confirm there’s no slapp in ny fed court

Wrote about the State Department's made up censorial rationale for banning visas for some folks based on their speech. It's nonsense. www.ms.now/opinion/marc...

fee shifting is mandatory under the NY anti slapp law iirc. and i believe higgins has a real publisher behind this so this is an odd choice by taibbi honestly

Interview might be old but the Louisiana Governor got appointed as special envoy to Greenland last week so this is very much a stupid thing they're still trying to do.

More than maybe any other politician of note right now, I think his eventual comeuppance is going to be incredibly satisfying to watch. The potential problem is what happens between now and then.

These people have made it clear they see absolutely no value in long term benefit. Anything that benefits them today at this moment is what they’ll do, regardless if there is no long term plan.

It's the piece of the puzzle I can't sort out. Trump isn't going to last forever, but his stain is such that clinging to him is going to render you toxic AT BEST once Trump is gone, and all of these people are smart enough to know that. Why burn it down just for that a few years of that fuckin guy?

His advisers think he has broad appeal

New at the Kennedy Center: declining to perform may now require a lawyer.

disturbing amount of xenoheresy on the timeline

Hundreds of residents signed up for FEMA buyouts after Hurricane Helene. Not one has been approved.

How are these fits of presidential incontinence never covered as their own news events in NYT? Hours of sick hateful bile from the curdled joyless leader of the Christian nationalists sitting in the ruins of the tinsel trimmed White House he’s demolishing — seems like a story to me.

officers say the deceased then turned the epic vulgar roast on himself

it took me a bit to parse this, but yes, pope hat is mad that the quote implies he wasn't annoyed at and talking down to the guy for having an obvious slant that FIRE is in the wrong here

one thing of many that would be really good to rebuild in this country is local news reporting

i was specifically told the opposite of this