Turning a big dial that says CHILDREN OF MEN and looking back at the audience desperately for approval.

"I'm so-and-so, I'm this, I'm that" -KRS-One on how stupid it is for other people to have names

Kat Abughazaleh, who claims to be poor, posted yesterday about buying fast-casual shrimp twice in a day.

BREAKING: Nicholas Rossi, the man who fled from the United States to Scotland after he appeared to fake his own death to avoid rape charges, has died 🚨

hey man just letting you know you're on camera

In America they'll arrest you for algae terrorism if you laugh at the president's green pool

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Say hello to Istanbul's latest statue

this fountain thing is really something. it's like something that lady would make up about north korea. it just somehow gets worse. arresting people for algae terrorism. this is the stuff of literal legend

i think most everyone on earth enjoys a piping hot supper with all the trimmins. i really do believe that

THEY'RE STEALING TAX DOLLARS BY THE TENS OF BILLIONS AND YOU'RE CHASING DOWN THIS HOT LEAD????

the detestable dada bhai

dudettes rock

how about you suck my penis while i acquaint you with the definition and usage of the term "should be"

cuthbert HUSSEIN calculus

Friends, they’re not even trying to hide their voter suppression. ⬇️

Johnson v Johnson, a family case

Don't boo, vote Boo, don't vote

seeing some posts about some law case that sounds bad and realizing im a lawyer: boy that john roberts eh. he sure does uh. his legacy, legitimacy, *gesticulates* boy that scotus! which is what we call the supreme court fyi. this will be up on my substack later

why don't you just start your own party like that one weird green lady we also never stop crying about. also why does no one like us

2.008 billion to celebrate the year the greatest American president in history -- barack HUSSEIN obama -- won what many say was the greatest presidential landslide of all time

the key to understanding the rich pricks fretting about the left destroying 'the democratic party' is that when they say 'the democratic party' they mean their gentleman's club. that's where they go to do insider trading & extort the elderly with scam texts. you're not allowed in there

And a 1.776 billion dollar restitution fund

full pardons for anyone convicted in these nspm 7 convictions should be an express and mandatory part of any democratic platform

It's weird the way the Democratic alleged leadership (Jeffries too) think that the party is a club with rules rather than something the voters choose. It's....undemocratic. But also didn't the voters choose these people because of their policies, not just because of Mandani?

There’s been more elite Democrat anger at Democratic primary voters than outrage over the life imprisonment of anti-ICE protesters — including a couple whose only offense was printing zines. Look at what they choose to talk about with the media and what they ignore. It’s revealing!

yeah well im also doing ai but. it's in space

they need to keep showing everyone their whole ass. just roll around in that loser stink like your boy trump. the future is now old men

James Carville got so confused by democrats winning that he quit.

I think about all the people who would describe themselves as "new deal democrats" if given the very same New Deal in it's entirety today would scoff and think "oh no, this is much too far, we can't do this!" How the hell do you think we got it in the first place? no thanks to Liberals like that.

I can confirm

These are people who would doom humanity for a coop in a good school district and a used Audi A4. Their deepest desires are too mediocre to quash.

New pet alert. Meet Motor!

We are going to win and I am going to be very very mean about it.

[me when the worm is prone] haha hell yeah [me when the worm is turning] fuck...fuck!!!

the worm is turning

I think it's funny that people in the replies and quote posts are like, "Erm, what do you mean 'we?'" and "He didn't have anything to do with this! He just wants credit!" And I don't know how to break it to some of you, but he's been putting in a lot of work for those candidates.

people reading Dante’s Inferno in 1321

Ok I think it is time to get nervous about Trump's insistence on Syrian intervention into Lebankn

There is absolutely nothing extreme about Mamdani, nor his endorsees. They espouse positions that were mainstream Dem positions at one time and mainstream Repub positions in the more distant past (think Eisenhower's "middle way"). Stop framing this as MAGA's left equivalent.