The Moron's Veto: unless you can convince the stupidest person in the country that something is safe nobody else gets to do it either.

Matthews is one of our unlikeliest real ones, he's the son of South African Quakers and left the country rather than serve in the apartheid military

Liberals will tell you that shaming fascists somehow prevents the authentic dialogue that would make them change. Meanwhile, fascists themselves say that one of the things that most discourages them from carrying on as fascists is feeling the utter contempt and revulsion of everyday people.

I got a prescription for percs and had it sent to my beloved local pharmacy (open 9-5 six days a week; more of a "lifestyle" pharmacy) and when my partner got there they said they only had 8 pills. Like, in the entire pharmacy. Is there a supply chain or is this some kind of anti-burglary thing?

This seems physically impossible but I feel the same way about skeet shooting and lots of people can do that

i love her

Me: [idly looking up info on popes] Wikipedia: This list is incomplete; you can help expand it. Me: wut? Wikipedia: [lifts eyebrows suggestively]

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

Oh wow University of Austin opened another campus already www.cnn.com/interactive/...

I just noticed Hopper or whatever her name is wears jean the same way Natasha Lyonne does in Poker Face

The hard work continues

Median yankees fan

ACAB includes the anti-semitism police

Ooph. I only had to collect 25 signatures and can honestly say it was an unbelievable pain in the ass, my heart is filled with compassion for somebody doing that x80 and still not getting on the ballot.

WORKER WIN: Dozens of exploited janitors in DC are getting their money back and more control over their work. After our lawsuit alleging illegal worker misclassification, two janitorial franchise companies will pay $279,000 and reform their policies. OAG will always defend the rights of workers.

I lived bitch

I will say the big difference between him putting all of his political beliefs in terms of Mario Kart and me when I do it is there are three women who haven’t walked out of the room when he does it

I don't think I've ever taken a class that was actually "graded on a curve" but this feels like they're grading themselves on a curve here. September's a long time from now!

A buddy took me to Offerman's one-man show and it was 2 hours of this

why on earth are you trying to convey that message to the country chuck

I'm ranking: 1) Aparna 2) Miguel 3) Brown Not ranking: 0) Lynch 0) Yanes The basic problem with DC politics is that anyone who is not an outright progressive simply gets rolled by the business lobby; the sensible moderate centrist view here is that workers have had it too good for too long

They are stunting on you. They are laughing at you.

Congrats to the busybodies on another symbolic victory

Brontosaurus polling that high has to be a longneck hangover from "The Land Before Time," right?

People who suddenly feel like their transphobic “jokes” and “fairness in sports” takes are a bad look while the government forcibly detransitions people don’t get to say “oh that’s not what I meant!” You did mean it! People told you what it meant and you did it anyways!

No Peace, Just War Theory

learning that Israel is one of the main suppliers of the fluoride that gets added to our water supply is like the Super Bowl for conspiracy theorists

I heard there was a coffee supply chain but just spotted this in the wild

BREAKING: A jury has found Live Nation and Ticketmaster to be an illegal monopoly that overcharges fans. After the federal government settled the case, 34 states kept pursuing the giant ticket and concert company. Now, the states have won.

Ok I'll ask, what did he think he was doing? Spreading the light of Islam?

NYT cooking page has basically no meat on it "Dumplings With Peas" "Broccoli Cheddar Beans"

People love to argue about whether the economy is "really" bad or whether the vibes are "merely" fucked but it's a bizarre dichotomy, to me: when the mayor wants to repeal our *already existing* social insurance programs is that "kitchen table economics" or "fucked vibes?" How can you tell?

She was granted withholding of removal from India *decades* ago, and had been living and working legally (including for the U.S. government!) ever since. But with third country removals now a real option, TSA shared her data with ICE and they arrested her at the airport on her way to a job.

American conservative politician Clare Boothe Luce converted to Catholicism in 1946. In a 1953 meeting with Pope Pius XII, she was fiercely lecturing the pontiff on the Church's moral duty to fight communism when the Pope finally interrupted her. "You know, Mrs. Ambassador, I am a Catholic too."

Why aren't students protesting?

"'They have defunded the police,' said Matthew Rappaport, a tax lawyer at Falcon, Rappaport and Berkman in New York. 'There’s no more succinct way to describe what’s happened.'"

The PR guy at DoorDash is having a bit of a crash out

This is NUTS www.thehandbasket.co/p/trump-usai...

You know I knew that Door Dash woman looked familiar

“I’ve been using ChatGPT to help with cooking for a while now, so I didn’t think too much of it when the ingredients list included a bottle filled with gasoline and a cloth wick,” said the alleged attacker

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

Average GOP policy outcome

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