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🚨NOW ON PATREON🚨Jonathan Idema, a former Green Beret (kind of) turned conman, grifter, and media personality created a freelance, private torture prison in Afghanistan in one of the weirdest stories from the history of America's Global War on Terror. www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-...

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨In the opening stages of WWI, an Army of 40 year old reservists from the Austro-Hungarian Empire, many of whom can't even speak the same language as their commanding officers, are charged with holding off the Russian Army. It does not go well. m.soundcloud.com/llbdpodcast/...

In 99% of cases the death of a person is a tragedy. People are generally more complicated than we give them credit and most people are a mix of good and bad. But not Dick Cheney. Rest in piss you evil bag of shit.

It's pretty impressive that Republicans have just stopped trying to campaign in any traditional sense of the word and have resorted to "if you vote for Mamdani the President of the United States will fucking kill you."

Schrödinger's House of Representatives

The king is still going to pay rent for a pedophile

Trump people are so out of touch with reality that a very distant relative couldn't help but make sure to tell me that God has a plan on this earth, which is why he blessed us with our president *at my mother's funeral*

Breaking: Dick pulls out

ICE is going to ask for flags to be flown at half mast.

Pete is just mad because when he tried to grow a beard it looked like he had fucking mange

Halo: Reich

This is a lot of wishful thinking. Even if the dems sweep to power they are absolutely not going to try and prosecute anyone for ordering this shit. People seem to forget how much blood dems have on their hands for decades of war and they want you to forget too.

Huge shout out to @jkass99.bsky.social for one of the best series of podcasts I've ever heard about the Texas Revolution. I taught Texas history and this is easily the most honest portrayal of what happened I've listened to. www.iheart.com/podcast/256-...

Exporting Armenian culture one podcast at a time

Back in the town I was raised in which means the corner gas station is selling socks, glass tube roses, blunt wraps, and an energy shot called "tweaker"

At my mom's house organizing her funeral. Found a picture of my grandpa and i think I'm starting to understand who I look like in the family

New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST

You cannot convince me that AI advocates are not just spinning a wheel and picking the most super villain ass choices to go forward with.

Hope he starts flying in an Osprey

An open violation of a ceasefire is only a test if you're Israel

Final Fantasy Tactics proves that 37 year old me is as bad at video games as 10 year old me

I vote for bringing in Ajax fans for a round 2.

He is. You can't take this away from us.

-Worried about renewing my visa -go to immigration appointment -done in 4 minutes 🇳🇱🇳🇱

This reminds me of quarterly training when they would force soldiers to watch a bunch of slide shows, fall asleep, and then give us the answers to the test we'd have to take afterwards. Something that Hegseth himself absolutely did when he was in.

Fuck Georgian Dream. All my homies hate Georgian Dream.

A teenager on a electric bike blew a light and crashed into me. I was impressed as he was that I was still standing like some kind of middle aged anime protagonist.

You should read my books

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨The horrible saga of the Texas Revolution continues! m.soundcloud.com/llbdpodcast/...

Remember when anyone actually quoted anything Charlie Kirk said or anything TPUSA stood for and conservatives accused them of insulting the dead.

American elections: oh god. Upcoming Dutch elections: PVV certain to have the most amount of seats. Upcoming Armenian elections: guy who told a priest to look at his dick is certain to remain PM, which is somehow the best choice currently available. The kassabian curse remains strong.

We all wish democrats actually had this plan

Coming up with a restaurant styled after medieval times, but WWI themed. You sit around, waiting to order you food for hours, the doors are locked behind you, and the staff just fires artillery at you until you die.

Because when you burn down a house and nobody ever rebuilds it, someone is still forced to live in the ashes

Look, as nice as it is to hear stuff like this, it means absolutely nothing coming from a golden palace staffed by pedophiles in wizard robes and jewels.

"Debate me about incest!" - average spectator column

It will never stop being weird to me that multiple people I argued with on Twitter are either in the current government or orbit around it. Jack Pissboy (who threatened to dox my military record and then backed down when it became clear i wasn't lying) and Danny Bongos (who threatened to kill me)

There should probably be some kind of record for the man who has looked the most like an actively melting candle while still being alive.

🚨BONUS EPISODE🚨Join us live in Glasgow as we talk about Soochow, a small, racist dog adopted by US Marines stationed in China. They taught it to drink rum and coke from a bowl, eat cigarettes, and, most importantly, survive years in a Japanese POW camp. www.patreon.com/posts/140742...

I feel bad for Joe Flacco. The only thing worse than having to live in Ohio is being told you're being traded and then still having to live in Ohio.

Glasgow is pretty great

AI slop continues to steal my books on Amazon. It has been going on for years now and they will never do anything to stop it. Fuck AI and fuck you if you use it. Look at this shit!

Stretch. Your lower back will thank you.

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨The first in our four-part series about the Texas Revolution, a story in which some of the drunkest and worst-smelling guys of the 19th century decided to break away from Mexico for... reasons (slavery) m.soundcloud.com/llbdpodcast/...

Shout out to EasyJet for confirming my original idea of flying with them being fucking stupid.

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Before these fucking idiots came into power the world had to wait for War Thunder forum posters to leak so much classified shit.

Pete Davidson, a man whose father was killed during 9-11, going to perform at the Riyadh Comedy show, is the only time Pete Davidson ever made me laugh.