Starting my family emergency trip to Michigan off the right way by having the mandatory KLM flight delay of 4 hours.

I personally will never forget the brave sacrifice of the Armenian Navy in our long, drawn out conflict against Cambodia.

Someone told him the giant open air pond of shit was drying up and he recognized it as American cultural heritage

What a very normal country

Since comedy is now illegal in the United States, I will begin smuggling it in from abroad, taped across my body.

Guys, something is wrong with my Jimmy

If history has taught us anything, Banning Jimmy Kimmel is just going to make a lot of people begin creating their own Jimmy Kimmels in their bathtubs.

The democrats are fucking pathetic

🚨NOW ON PATREON🚨Audie Murphy, America's most decorated soldier, was a tiny kid who went from hunting rabbits to survive to machine-gunning waves of Nazis within a couple of years. www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-...

People should be pretty worried about this bullshit. Antifa is not actually a group and they absolutely know that. That means they are going to be able to stick the label on anyone they don't like and hit them with terror charges.

a key reason they see an opening for such a blatant speech crackdown is that they already did one to Palestinian and anti-genocide activists and it got enthusiastic bipartisan approval

Final Fantasy (liberal cartoon)

Remember: it's only hate speech if it hurts my feelings

It is very funny that people think their neighborhood Catholic priest has had their brain melted by online bullshit as much as they have.

🚨NOW ON PATREON🚨During WWII, the US launched a mission to kill Isoroku Yamamoto, the architect of the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor, which only went so well due to Yamamoto really not caring about his own safety and ignoring warnings from his subordinates. www.patreon.com/posts/138881...

My favorite part of the "Trump keeps calling Armenia, Albania" thing is during each of his terms some serious shit has gone down in Armenia and the US was directly involved in ending it. Meanwhile he's like "oh these poor Albanians, many people say they are being oppressed by Gargamel" or whatever.

No deeper betrayal than the tram driver making eye contact with you and pulling away as you're sprinting to the doors

Finished my Trench Crusade warband. I *almost* don't suck at painting as much as I once did.

Outstanding. No notes.

I know Charlie Kirk was in favor of free debate and the exchange of ideas because he blocked me on Twitter years ago for progressively photoshopping his face smaller and smaller in his profile picture.

You dont have to have empathy for someone who had none and actively campaigned against that very basic concept of human emotion.

Things that didn't age well

Remember it's only truly political violence requiring government response when a conservative who has been calling for violence for years is assassinated.

So lovely to finally submit @jkass99.bsky.social to the horrors of Odyssey and, selfishly, what a joy to have an episode where I finally achieve my lifelong dream of playing a bear in a top hat.

Well that certainly seems bad.

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Goddamnit @jkass99.bsky.social you're not supposed to be in my very small list of "things I'd actually buy from Instagram"

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Rewatching Chernobyl and I'm happy to see Armenian represention in media (1 Armenian character who shoots dogs)

An alcoholic TV show host becoming the Secretary of War and threatening to invade his own country is something I wouldn't have ever put in one of my books because I would have thought it to be too hacky.

Give me my fucking money OpenAI

I'm normally a pretty live and let live guy in the gym but you probably dont need to bring a laptop with you to the gym and your laptop certainly doesn't need to take up an entire bench.

Cartoon ass country

People are saying you should listen to @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social

I legitimately cannot remember the last time I used a taxi outside of the US. We have this revolutionary thing called public transit that does not require us to get into a self driving pile of shit that is going to mow down children and then explode into a fireball.

🚨NOW ON PATREON🚨In 1942 the US Pacific campaign wound up creating the circumstances for a tank engagement on a tiny atoll in the middle of the ocean. www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-...

There is something unspeakably terrible but also hilarious that in the future historians are going to have to teach people about the time the government used a kid named Big Balls as an excuse to invade an American city with feds and national guardsmen

KLM has defeated my Trench Crusade warband

Made it in and out of the US unharmed* *was briefly detained by ICE while walking to the gym.

Dumping a white monster on my passport to see if it gets me through customs faster

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It's probably healthy that the President of the United States is being treated as a kind of cryptid.

Went to a Trench Crusade demo and it is absolutely a blast

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Lashing sailors together to fitzcarraldo a series of aircraft carriers through the streets of DC

American cultural politics have gotten so insane that now getting married to the person you love is "maga energy"

Schumer falling for this shit over and over again like Charlie Brown trying to kick a football. The absolute dumbest part of it is nobody is convincing him that these republicans even exist other than his own dying brain.