You're an addict Charlie Brown, and this is an intervention because we love you.

A movie that takes place where you’re from Not only where I'm from but they were my literal neighbors. It was a racist cesspool of hate, drugs, and crime.

Well, the girls would turn the color of the avocado, when he'd drive down their street in his El Dorado.

I've got friends from Denmark. Why did they not tell me of this abomination. Wait, the Euro market in town sells Dr Oetker products. Hmmmmmm

That feeling of when you do a subskeet and a person who you admire and respect because they're a legit expert in the field likes your post.

It's pretty amazing how fast an organization can really be turned around by a new CEO. <don't assume this is in any way positive>

This is horrific. Nobody should even joke about, much less in reality have to go to Dothan.

The loud noise you may hear is the people of the Houston area screaming with joy. I can't stress how freaking beloved Mattress Mack is. He and his wife were clients of mine years ago and they are some of the kindest and warmest people I've ever done business with. deadline.com/2025/11/matt...

Additionally, hippos - despite being massive - have almost no fat on them. All of that impressive bulk is muscle. 2% body fat. Compare that to Elephants, which are around 8-10%, or rhinos, which are 10-20%. The average human is around 20-40%, for reference. They're *all* muscle.

I wonder, is the game realistic or is there a way to make it profitable, rewarding, and give you spare time to enjoy life.

Jesus Christ, if you visit San Antonio...just do NOT jump in the river. Holy crap, this lady has to be sick. www.mysanantonio.com/lifestyle/ar...

Someone microwaved what I am assuming is rotten hardboiled eggs stuffed into a sock someone found down by the river. At least that is what it smells like.

Great advice. Coffee grounds really do work well for basing material.

Ordered something on Monday. Knock on my door last night, it was one of my neighbors. Turns out, I'd unkowingly bought from their store. They just walked it over and saved on the shipping.

Happy 250th birthday to all the 13B out there. As my friend said, it's not 13 Bravo, it's 13 Boy I Did Better On My ASVAB Math Than I Thought But Not Good Enough.

Exec: Hey, I've got a great idea Person: <Listens to idea> Exec: What do you think, I mean, there are no red flags on this one. Person: <Internally visualizes the red flags>

I know I'm exhausted. I could doze off and I just realized I'm on my 3rd energy drink.

I was at work yesterday talking about this and had to explain AIDS denialism and how common it was in the 80s. The two 20ish people couldn't believe that people basically doubted AIDS existed or that it was a lie. Mind you, they also didn't get how it was an absolute death sentence, so...progress?

Holy shit, this is an amazing performance. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_Kl...

Hey, friends. Bills are kicking my ass right now. If you happen to need any editing done on projects under 15000 words, let me know. I'd be happy to help out.

I don't get why making friends as an adult male is so hard. It's easy. Your wife makes friends and you're by default the friend of her friend's husband. Unless they're a total asshat, you'll manage to find something.

Occasionally, good news does occur.

The billionaires cut down the giving tree and are trying to sell the stump back to us.

I heard Diplomacy summed up nicely: Like Risk, but with more fist fights. Of the four people who have played the game, three had experienced a fight breaking out because of Diplomacy.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Let's raise some money for Oz! I've got a Christmas Red Gobbo, painted by me, with some flame effect, that could be yours. I'll start it as a blind auction, DM me with offers over £50 and the highest by the end of the weekend wins. I'll pay for postage in the UK and all the money goes to Oz.

Hey sweetie, WYA?

The 2025 writers are trolling us.

I'm on her side. She didn't know his career and that's ok. (I once asked Mike Jones for his phone number on a form he was filling out @ my job) Also, speaks volumes about Shawn that he didn't pull out one of the incredibly iconic roles he's done and name dropped the whole time instead of canvasing.

My favorite boomerism is the "well you have to show ID to write a check" by far. I've literally not written a single check in probably 15 or 20 years. Low income people don't even have bank accounts, much less checking accounts. Speaks volumes to how out of touch they are.

It's seriously hard to find a big and tall sized Santa costume. The more you actually look like freaking Santa Claus, the harder it is to look like him.

S-Teir Parent Trolling. Can we give her the crown already.

This is a real banger from Bomba Estereo. If you haven't listened to Bomba Estereo, you are missing out.

'I could smell the onions and the mustard'

For the 3rd or 4th time this year, my 401k plan got bought out by a different manager.

Kind of like firefighters who start fires so they can go put them out. But with a huge profit motive. techcrunch.com/2025/11/03/d...

Wow. Today was a dumpster fire of a day. Sick wife and two sick kids. Pissed off a board of directors member. Meeting that went south FAST. I'm staying positive.

As a person who has lived in NUMEROUS Texas cities as well as Manhattan, you'll seriously miss NYC. Other than truly detesting the cold and grey slush, there's nothing Texas has over NYC. Like, live in Austin and it's stupidly expensive, so no deal there. You only gain suburbs and guns by moving.

Hate doing this, because everyone is skint, but Oz is the only important thing in my life and I'm too broke to cover his additional surgery. If you'd like to help, please use OZVET20 at checkout on fenrisgames.com/shop for a nice discount or ko-fi.com/fenrisgames if you don't need toys. Thankyou 💔

Finally watched 28 Years Later.

A film you've seen more than 7 times with a gif

Why I don't conceal carry, volume 3954: I'm at a public park photographing kids up for adoption. WASPy lawyer type: Um could you move, we need this table for a birthday party Me: Sure, I'm just photographing orphans trying to get them adopted <moments pass> WASP: When are you leaving? Me:

Even clueless Republicans know there are two beards in this photograph.

Jeez, people need to have sympathy for workers. Who amongst us hasn't accidentally packed up severed human limbs in a box and shipped them instead of the 30 day supply of Metformin.

Damn, I just got paid a huge compliment. The only region doing better than the one I work for is one that has three times the number of employees and a VASTLY better-funded operation. Like, number 3 is a distant 3rd. We got serious kudos from our upper mgmt today.

If you're in South Central Texas, there are a bunch of food resources available to you. I found a pretty comprehensive list however I do know a LOT of churches that do food pantries aren't listed. So research is your friend. substack.com/inbox/post/1...

We all know how this is going to end, we've all seen the movies. I for one welcome our new simian overlords.

So, they did a heat map of road rage in San Antonio. The heat map is basically just the map but made with dots. www.msn.com/en-us/news/o...