seeing Americans do cool looking elite tier stuff in a high stakes international soccer game is like watching a gorilla drive a car

this is almost certainly not true but if it is then rbg was more naive than any of us could have imagined

as someone who is a *very* casual gamer this makes it very easy to just say “ok well no need to spend money on video games anymore”

i agree with jonathan chair and believe we should continue the centrist liberal strategy of losing again and again to donald trump then choose not to oppose him in any way while our base pays the price

helicopters only do this when they are very depressed

motherfucker you've said the same shit about trans kids the conservative justices did! fuck you!

5-4 lmao

you will be able to read all about it in olivia nuzzi’s next book

is it time for a new sexual revolution?

Newly unearthed letters from a Captain Walton indicate that Fetterman was last spotted luring DSA into the frigid north

glad to see centrist democrats sticking up for their widely beloved strategy of doing nothing and getting dunked on by donald trump

I hope the next journalist who talks to vance asks him to explain in detail what he means by this

Why… does he have to do that?

we have to tolerate obscene levels of wealth inequality because otherwise we will stifle innovation they tell us

you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice

Trump just created Ticketmaster for the Strait of Hormuz

democrats never beating the biggest crybaby losers of all time allegations

in a just society going on tv and laughing about invading other countries so you can buy cheap beachfront property would be punishable by death

need to send in a bunch of guys with fake cop uniforms from various places, fbi, national guard and start arguing with these chumps about jurisdiction, yelling “this is my crime scene” etc

if a democratic president posted this the NYT would dedicate the entire front page calling for them to be impeached

just absolutely insane to sit down with fucking ross douthat and have ross come across as the more reasonable and likable person in the conversation

*Marked safe from the UK BlueSky ban*

Joe Rogan looks like if Shrek had to dress as a human to attend a custody hearing.

not necessarily my top pick but I’ll take it

everybody’s saying Go Knicks but I’m saying Go Robert Mueller and the rule of law

"you're a man" ad hominem "you were born a boy" sunk cost fallacy "you're amab" false dichotomy "you have xy chromosomes" false equivalence "trans people are mentally ill" non sequitur "changing your sex isn't possible" skill issue

as elon musk becomes to worlds first trillionaire important to take a moment to think about how proud his close friend jeffrey epstein would be

crazy to think that before spacex people thought that rockets were not supposed to explode. in fact, if they *did* explode, it was bad.

guy paying $7 a gallon for gas whose job just got replaced by an AI that makes csam on the side: seersucker! so fun!

beef: better for you than chips?

if you took a random person off the street and tried explaining the extent to which the trans reporting desk at the NYT is made up of deranged anti-trans freaks, they would not believe you

Here I go again on my phone

guy who voted for trump because of the inflation under biden: this is good to me because we needed to do something about iran

I keep thinking about the fact that if you just watch The News, you would be completely oblivious to the basic contours of this war.

Ben Ryan is one of the most farcical dudes on the anti-trans beat. I laughed out loud when this tweet was brought to my attention. I don’t want to deprive you of that kind of fun. Enjoy.

This just in, Bari Weiss has been tapped to take over IGN. A leaked memo from her states that she intends for the site to return to "covering real games for real gamers. No Fortnite, no mobile games, no editorial, no news. Just objective reviews for the hardcore gaming audience."

no no you see we are only here to talk about the crimes that the defendants committed. any crimes committed by my client are outside the scope of this hearing

oh you think charlie kirk was hateful simply because of his racist beliefs and statements?? well what would you say if I told you that a white mormon son of a cop blew his head off???

“yeah i can tell it was AI generated. how? just vibes, yeah. it has that certain gen-AI sais quoi”

what a shitty racist country we are

all of my friends are saying that they can’t believe the narcissistic asshole that everybody hates did not get elected mayor of LA

incredible to see republicans coalesce around the talking point that the definition of election fraud is people believing that there might be election fraud regardless of any evidence

this was the obvious choice since he is the most annoying, pedantic, obnoxious guy that we all have to listen to all the time now

If you’re in line to dunk on Spencer Pratt: STAY IN LINE.

Creep (2014)

Too many people to remember names of these days

First day on the job and you want respect? Go right up to the most recognizable and respected guy in the newsroom and have him yell at you until you cry. Then it's time to send him a weepy email telling him how disappointed you were that he did all that. Shouldn't have any trouble after that.

lmao

Currently workshopping a guy who's mad that Mamdani's getting credit for a Knicks team that was actually built during Eric Adams' administration. Really looking forward to seeing where this goes.