oh cool idea yeah I’ll just spend thousands upon thousands of dollars to move, find a new job, and uproot my family to save half a percent in inflation

democrats building a tent so big that it collapses and kills everyone inside

imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy

democrats *watching people starve and die under capitalism*: it’s important that we let people know there is no alternative to this

Democrats, the day after Republicans share threats to kill Democrats: "We should side with Republicans"

Goddamn dude, just go ahead knock 25 percent off my 401k and get on with it, I can't take much more of this.

I thought there were three books but every few months I hear about Hunger Games: Lamentation of the Sower and Hunger Games: Dusk of the Plaintive Wife

guy who has only followed russiagate seeing his second ever news story: getting a lot of russiagate vibes from this…

i'm glad his caretaker has hobbies

you know the internal conversations at harvard are basically all revolving around the idea that if they fire summers then they might have to fire everyone at harvard who had ties to epstein. much simpler to just keep him

did olivia nuzzi refer to him as The Politician bc The Roided Out NepoBaby Health Grifter was too long

the real prize for some ambitious journalist is to get their hands on the emails Larry is exchanging this week with Jared from Subway

Rod Dreher is the greatest conservative journalist of all time.

wat

It's cliche but it's genuinely crazy how many people don't know that Frankenstein was the doctor and his creation was named Dilbert

way to go dana

elisha gray:

some personal news I just got hired by gersh

the nyt has become a parody

“ended up”? “setting off”? The Times explores new lows with this perversely upside down synopsis of a story of powerful men sexually abusing a child and getting away with their crimes.

sure it’s just that every editor and section head is sympathetic to trump, israel, and fascism more generally while being antagonistic to trans people, palestine, and leftists

lol “vfib flare up” is an all time euphemism

nyt straight up doing this now to deny that the crimes by elites are not newsworthy

Bruh this second paragraph is not even in the same galaxy as a fact! bsky.app/profile/lets...

oh yeah JD is one of those strong willed, salt of the earth people who only take medication when it’s necessary, unlike all the losers who just like taking medication for no reason at all

megyn kelly has a 14 year old daughter

me: *sends an email to [email protected]* Auto-reply: Hello friend! I’m away from the office. I may be on my yacht, my plane, or even my secret private island. If your email is about leisure activities, including but not limited to pedophilia, you can reach me at [email protected]. Cheers!

If I talk I'll get suspended again on this stupid app

yeah idk

brian watching the epstein files being announced

Every Democrat switching sides today "I think we should give the pedophile who is invading cities with storm troopers legitimacy"

I know this is asking a lot but it’s time for the washington press corps to get real fucking hostile with the administration

maybe he spent hours with victim because he was trying to help her

Not the main point, but can we just say that this is a very odd email exchange for a reporter (Michael Wolff) to conduct with a source (Jeffrey Epstein)? Esp a source who, 7 years pvs, had pled guilty to solicitation of prostitution w/ a minor, and who'd been sued by a victim just 3 months earlier.

it’s honestly the most democrat thing ever to be explaining why they are making a deal with trump that gives him everything he wants for nothing in return as they are handed a memo stating that long suspected pedophile trump is confirmed pedophile trump

the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”

Me and the baddie I pulled just by being a silly little guy

yes, tell em king

next week on 60 Minutes: Jamie Dimon gives us the inside scoop on Donald Trump’s plan to supercharge the economy, and how it just might be bold enough to work

if you teach your kid that they don’t need to worry about *anything else* bc they are good at math in pre-K i’m sorry but you should be in jail

I’m done with this fucking lame ass party

Supreme Court on Kim Davis: “Not this fuckin bitch again

Senate Democrats voting to dismantle the ACA to avoid any problems with their Thanksgiving travel is tragically on brand.

“why can’t you all just work together to double my healthcare costs?”

the wettest ears we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of moisture

“Sometimes when you win, you really lose”