jesus fucking christ

This promises to be one of the most wrought and destabilizing Toyota Truck Months in recent memory

I saw a comment the said we aren’t “angry enough.” But all we are is angry. Our veins circulate it like acid. It cracks our sternums. It poisons and paralyzes us. We hiss and spit at each other, all impotent, helpless rage. We don’t need more anger. We need more direction.

ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court— BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.

israel and america are literally addicted to doing war crimes

every democrat in congress: You absolutely have to hand it to ISIS here

obviously this is terrible but it is at least interesting that the computer program that sometimes convinces people to kill themselves is now going to be used widely in the department of war

hmm I don’t know. why does the nyt constantly cover up israel’s war crimes?

i dont know if its always been like this but among the elites theres just no sense of responsibility to be good stewards of the society thats given them everything

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

and though the laws were rather small they had to count them all

we don’t want regime change we just want to change the regime

The reason you can’t give a single inch on anything be it trans rights or dignity for unhoused people is that they, democrats and republicans alike, will take it and say thanks what else is in your pockets? They won’t say thanks actually.

I am in no way qualified to be surgeon general but I am objectively more qualified than the current nominee

Big hat tip @wapplehouse.bsky.social for this:

good thing the democrats kept their composure last night and sat quietly (w the exception of Omar) while our pedophile rapist president derided them for 2 uninterrupted hours

I know that this is an ideological project and not a business plan but the number of gettable maga viewers who are not already watching fox or newsmax is in the dozens

it's hard to explain to normies who are not plugged in on this just how thin the theories of anti-trans authorities really are. These people simply cannot believe that the NYT and The Atlantic would both push folks who are so full of shit.

hmm trump giving a major public speech tonight as his support crumbles and we just learned one thing that really gets under his skin is to be loudly and publicly accused of being a pedophile hmmmm

“President Trump will never forget the victims of political violence” except of course for the political violence that he has directly ordered or that happens as a result of his policies

inviting the us hockey team to the state of the union is so funny bc it’s like congrats on your remarkable athletic achievement now you have to listen to the most boring speech of all time by a pedophile

FUCK YEA

if you had one shot...one opportunity...

would love to hear bill gates explain what he and jeffrey epstein discussed regarding eliminating poor people as a whole

you can always just rewatch only the last 45 minutes of Top Gun Maverick

me *still mad about the time bill clinton spoke with AG loretta lynch on the tarmac*: this is fine

great opportunity for her to say “fuck jd vance” with the whole world watching

adding this to my collection to show to anybody who asks me why I will never vote for newsom

the 9 most terrifying words in the English language are: I’m Kash Patel and I’ll be leading this investigation

Thomas CAUGHT doubtmaxxing as Christ stuns death-cels

God, I need Whiskey Friday to come soon.

the problem isn’t that AI is so good it will replace most jobs, the problem is that AI sucks and they will still use it to replace most jobs

ahh I see the problem she thinks that DOJ stands for DOw Jones

well credit where credit’s due: it’s 2035 and i’m driving to work in elon musk’s moon city—or rather my optimus robot chauffeur is, heh. i’m just kicking back and enjoying the view. what kind of a name for a moon bridge is owl creek

I can think of one thing that will make us all excited and inspired about the future but unfortunately I can’t say it on here

in a shocking twist, the computer program that sometimes tells you to kill yourself does not make a good doctor

Saw the pyrotechnics and assumed Charlie Kirk had died again

pretty wild that all of these AI companies and all of their marketing firms can’t come up with a single compelling consumer use for AI

extremely embarrassing for the 6 people who voted for donald trump, jeffrey epstein’s best friend, under the impression that he would expose the pedophiles

crazy to think the sheer number of dogshit unreadable books ernest hemingway could have made if he had access to this technology

“That being said, I look forward to working with him on a bill to fund the government and our brave ICE agents”

look we can’t expect the president to watch every single frame of every video that gets sent to him by @hitlerbot1488 before he sends it out to the entire country

I dunno maybe Democratic leaders just really like ICE and want to protect and maintain it

wow, exactly what we need at the moment. she's still got it

absolutely wild to refer to a guy who *got arrested* for indecent exposure and a guy who had to *flee the country* after being accused of rape as examples of behavior that used to be quote unquote considered acceptable

every time I watch a video of jd vance trying to be likable I start thinking of ways I can short sell his chances of becoming president