every post on linkedin is like “Would Napoleon Bonaparte be a frontend or backend developer? I asked ChatGPT.”

peppers can be very spicy. lowkey. respectfully

weezer voice my name is Plurbis

The time has come to…plurb

Holy fuck dude!

Making a prophecy of gen alpha musicians bringing back record scratching

Mildly funny recurring bit if intentional but I really dont think it is

Hope you can spare some good vibes for Bertie today, they found a lump on her heart and she’s at the vet for an EKG

holy fucking shit

Family’s mad at me because I called the Christmas decorations “nanaslop”

Knife $1

They aren’t actually doing this right

I forget if we like Wat Tambor or hate Wat Tambor

on this site called adultfriendfinder but all these people want to do is have sex

2025 will go down in history as the year I saw the most news about the Louvre

If I ran a television network this type of thing would be the only thing we show

Kim Kardashian Arrives in Fortnite

semper games

zoomers are bringing back wearing a long sleeve tee under a short sleeve tee

video games are incredible

happy holidays

Some of you on here

forthwith bf post-haste gf

Am I skibidi? Uguu~

(doing a stupid maneuver) this works too. It’s another way to do it

Dumb guys that leave public reviews of movies love writing “meh”

There’s gonna be hell to plurb

At least they’re not a stupid, repulsive anteater

you can cook at any campfire

babe come look. they liquid death-ified retinol

Video games are more than ever

Ahaa thefrench

Sebulba fans eatin good tonight

HOLY FUCK WE GOT PIGGY

Incelebration

All the Game Awards should go to, the Gamers

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no. everything in video games is great

Yoshinoya always ignites a primal desire within me…a desire for thin meat…

Minor bug fixes and *lowers sunglasses* improvements

Christmas pic from the groomers

Everybody check in

I understand he likely has limited rein to actually do anything impactful because he is a moronic patsy but he could also just not go on media making the dumbest airport suggestions ever conceived by a human being. Go on camera and say “we are looking into thangs” who cares

At a party if you ear [INDISTINCT CHATTERING] that shit is popping off

Jim Caviezel stars in HOSPITAL MAN