Backmelon Grandolio

When the Rapture fails to happen on Tuesday a good bit would be to find all the believers and tell them you know a bunch of people who just got taken

not gonna take pics of ppl in public but I saw a crowd of people carrying spiderman like this

my birthday present has arrived

if it’s your birthday raise your paw *raises paw*

had a good prime rib dinner which solves all my problems for approximately 36hrs

spent the morning alone, puttering around the house repeating “like a 18 whiller” in the ying yang voice

fall damage is fake. it is made up for video games

anyone have eyes

man when even the dutch are dunking on you…

Guy who invented being a foodie one of the all time assholes. "I'm not like you, I say yum yum to eat my food." Jesus christ.

wha..? ??

welcome to the tonight show! i’m your host joe rogan (applause) president trump went golfing this week looking more healthy than ever (laughter) trump says he set a new course record (more laughter, rogan starts sweating) please… (sniper red dot appears on his forehead)

“that’s sick as hell, grandma”

[WALTON GOGGINS as VEGETA]: kakarot

(sleepy guy thinking he’s turning on kimmel so he can jack off while it plays in the background) what the fuck is this *click*

why would it “please” you. antifa is terrorists aww yay ☺️

Kimmel thing replaces Kirk in the news cycle, Mr. Beast takes over Kimmel’s operation and begins filming stunts and games in that lot they have out back

hard discussions happening on my local subreddit

Feeding Nashville hot chicken to a lizard and saying 'wow'

Grunt Punderton

the time has come to…world

gf is mad at because I cheated on her in her dream last night 🫤

the government is trying to distract you from Hawk Tuah

every once in a while, i remember that Ultima Online is still running, and has a "Screenshots" page with a grand total of nine images to represent the game that all look like this

accusing you of being a cryptonormie

the dinner wanters

I didn’t realize that there was Neom Lego

tactical ebisumaru

a crazy co worker who is apparently a fan of last week’s dead guy is in the process of spamming everyone in the company with insane bullshit 👍

I had a prof in college who couldnt always contain his raging Republican views and then one day half way through the semester he came in really sad and gave away a bunch of books from conservative thinkers and never came to class again. We later learned his wife had died. I got a book by Lou Dobbs

been very hard to watch a bunch of 50-year-old podcasters come to terms with having a job.

"bunkle up, you are biffed" is an amazing phrase which i'm going to add to my vocabulary for use with gusto

Remnant Knight IV: Fields of Arcosia

what the fuck are you talking about

they made a brown type of funyun. it goes off

Looking at shirts that no human could possibly wear in public

Online trads going to church for the first time and finding out it's not an IRL version of their personal Based internet club always cracks me up

If a white person asks you to go antiquing, there is no higher show of respect in their culture

poop cola 💩😷

whats going on in terms of shit that’s transpiring

he's comforting her because she saw a black guy on the subway

would any of you be interested in failing me for the last time

Everybody up and at 'em 🚫NO LANGUISHING ZONE🚫

I have tracked and captured the fiercest beasts

at target waiting for my gf to pick up her prescription in the Cursed Shit aisle