Sorry did you say your name is Cathroom or Catherine

would you be shaken to the core by ghastly revelations or not really

A year later I don't feel I'm much closer to understanding this image

we all got that one homie with the Innsmouth look

Personalize Your ItsPhetz Experience

doing the enzyte bob smile because its already thursday

Well, it happened again. I got put on the jumbotron at the grocery store and everyone booed my groceries

“everything” seems like a stretch

In understand Jack Quaid plays a cube in the upcoming God of War game

When you're out with your hootin buddies and run into your hollerin crew

ugh, i sullied my blade for THIS!?

Hey man nice diligence! Due, right?

Nothing else in this post to remark upon

the yoshinoya beef bowl wanter

Dale update: the boy continues to be the biggest sweetie we’ve ever known but yesterday he gave all his attention to our friends so we will not be hanging out with those people anymore 😤

my name is Alexis Olivegarden

Imagine: an entire troop of goofs

they say theres a legend

these guys have a seriously insane hit rate

Just received this letter in our mailbox 😳

seeing nirvanna tonight but it is at 10pm and I am 39 years old so I will need a nap after work. Remind me to nap after work

Good deals at walmant

If you make multiple movies and they don't take place in the same universe and they don't have easter eggs about each other, I'm going to beat the fucking shit out of you

none of the podcasts I listen to have good soundboards anymore

I highkey love too crap. It’s “based”

we really fucked it at trivia last night. my god. we don’t know what anything is.

I feel like a lot of very declarative posts on here should be responded to with a “what specifically the fuck are you talking about” but most people do not respond well to such replies. This post is exempt

Email changed the world

I love running the bathroom hand dryer to provide noise cover for my homies who are struggling in the stalls. Let 'er rip, boys!

They added a new biome

I kind of enjoy when Star Wars/trek aliens just talk like normal people but lmao this character does not look like he should sound like that

tales from the crypt episode with 1990 katey sagal gauve me covid

Almondine Berogranzia

Watching The Game where Michael Douglas portrays a man who pulls the antenna out of his cell phone and opens it up before speaking, and frankly it’s, remarkable

Calling it now. 2013 will be the "year of the selfie"

apropos of nothing, “if you tune your algorithm right you barely see nazi shit” is proof positive of a brain so cooked by twitter as to have completely lost the plot

Jesus Christ

Porno addicts should be called disgustos

nazi shit aside I don’t go on twitter because the ads make me feel insane and it’s apparently full of people who come here to say you should go on twitter, which is pathetic

Various shit is insane if you are inclined to consider it fully

We have adopted a new friend

Its “Fluffy” Phetz

was literally watching 30 Rock as I read this 😞

this morning’s ad-induced psychic damage

maan it was probably vegeta but i don’t want to actually say that