The White House posted an insane video of the police arresting the sandwich guy in a safe and wealthy neighborhood.

Mufos. In my office

Barfalino “Bino” Grananzo

I’ve decided to share this powerful image for the benefit of all.

(Kate Beckinsale vampire voice) for centuries a war has raged between sports and weather

I hate looking at my body so much man. I think if someone showed me a candid photo of me sitting at the computer I would probably crumble into dust and blow away

Chris: Mamdani Muslim? Shit i gave him money. I thought he was Italian.

Crazy that no one even addresses… well what’s the opposite of the elephant in the room?

My god… this sandwich… it’s made of pure lunch

I see trees of green, red roses too,

No one: Millenials: I bet you don't even know what a cassette is Rogar the Unassailable: This "cassette".. Can it be used for battle?

showed me it was ok to be weird

has anybody referred to NYC as “New Yorkistan” yet

"a thousand million" <- the official number of disco music

All these guys came back to Bass Pro the next day to either buy a gun or buy another gun

Thanks Vin

Mumsnet is insane

whats up with that silo...

*melees u*

canada cheated on a commercial and got caught. these are the consequences.

might become an exalted verminlord later

Borat is crazy

BRAK O LANTERN

logging into a site to buy a game key and I am enjoying this image accompanying the login screen that appears to depict an AI generated Luigi Mangione

dont cow man

telling everyone in the home depot gravel aisle that these stones have seen more sunsets than all the humans who ever lived combined

gangnam style

“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten

Nice McGoodcool

they gonna go find us a coach and hes goin right in the remoulade we servin with the boudin balls yall gonna love what we got cookin mon ami

I have to go. I’ve received the Pep Signal

fucking coward

Caster’s Domain: Runes of Alora

Honorary Filipino 🫡

The Rare Combination

Logging on

Things Going Good, Say Experts

Checking out hurricane live cams

an attractive woman posted a selfie on twitter after voting for mamdani and thousands of conservative freaks are talking like sephiroth in her replies

Would you live with a babe with huge tits for 24 hours for a million dollars also you can’t use your phone

[repeating myself louder in the haunted house attraction] did the dracula throw water on anyone else’s pants??

good deal on EBay for you if you need of it .

Aimee lives in the Death Becomes Her mansion with Anna Kahachiyan

if your credit score is below 500 in america they just fucking kill you