I wonder if they’ll just sell me the default shirt

the binding of isaac guy’s new game has a main menu button you can click to make the game go meow

Our product can show you what's outside the window that's right next to you, perform a Google search slower than you can yourself, and misinform your surgeon mid-procedure, causing a catastrophic failure that will injure you for life. The entire economy is propped up on it

Merlin “you’re welcome”

did football win the big game

What is happening in the world of sports today.

I will be roleplaying a bloke

oh my god. please don’t

would you ever go to an area

If you time things just right, you can catch the bus

Imagine how bad things would be now if we didn’t have a Gen-Z led hub for progressive content

Time to dive in and see what this stuff’s all about

she’s so FUCKING COOL

All-Night Suck n' Fuck Gangbang(?) No(,) Loads Refused(!)

The main bad guy from Robocop is named Bitches Leave

Bought Brink at release because a friend wanted to get a group together for a LAN party, played it at the party for like 10 minutes, never touched it again. $50 well spent

tiktok is so cool

I always thought we needed a Gen-Z led hub for progressive content

if you are sick please get well immediately

dorcas creg

They should make a game set in some kind of rune scape

putting a bunch of wireless mouse dongles in a bowl and eating them like cereal

going through old photos

Oh I get it. The Epstein files are like the warped tour but for businessmen

two bitches telling each other "exaaactlyyyyy"

Grammerton Shelberdein

KOKO THE GORILLA: koko send email. practical Koko type message Jeffrey Epstein: kooko... part y nex=t week coming>? KOKO: good email good koko give beautiful koko helicopter to jungle JE: kko, we cnt get u gorlluhh. endsong vits to is. Land KOKO: jealousy pedophile

couldn’t land Curbes Lurb I see. Couldn’t even get Carpiss Bunson

This would be a pretty funny bit if he kept it going

Oh fuck yeah

GANDALF: (throws Vibram FiveFingers shoes into fireplace) FRODO: What are you doing?! GANDALF: (pulls them out unharmed) Put them on. Don't worry, they're quite cool.

where are you? are you ok . I loved the torture video

would never let myself be opened up for a grab or finisher

is there a special move you can do

Epstein ending an email

at a sweeney todd production directed by jason alexander and he just shuffled past me so that’s. Nice

Dear friend Jeffrey, When are the teenagers willing to have sex with me going to be on the island? Yours forever, Elon elno - they' re alwasy hear

there should be an ashwagandha supplement just for gamers

probably my favorite thing about chips ahoy is that they are 1,000 chips delicious

lol at this shit from Tulsa Craigslist

god forbid a guy have friends etc

If you find yourself sitting across from this guy you are F U C K E D

Apropos of shit,

Lol

I don’t remember the context for drawing the joker on Maury but it was prob a convo w @petetoms.bsky.social

they're doing hand stuff at the Melania screening