I had a feeling that HIM movie was going to be a dud when the marketing started exclusively talking about Jordan Peele who is only a producer on it. Between firing his whole staff over missing out on Weapons and now this, he's had a rough year lmao.

Depop needs to stop showing me gay little shorts because it's nearly October and I've worn gay little shorts for the last four months. It's time for gay little pants at best now.

perfect

@belgianboolean.bsky.social hi I don't know you but I was wondering if you have plans to put prints back up on your site and if you would do prints of the shagohod thanks so much have a lovely afternoon and a beautiful morning.

If my autism was the result of my mother using Tylenol then everyone on here who I taught to play Europa Universalis owes her a big thank you.

Giant Bomb mod with a cleaning verb as a name looking like a real clown.

there are software devs at microsoft I'd love to see you do a documentary on, man. but those aren't the ones

The Disney+ boycott thing is fascinating because it's the first boycott I can think of where the people who access the product via the method being boycotted are not the ones who consume the product being boycotted. Like Disney+ subs were not watching Kimmel. Those were cable viewers. Just cool.

I just watched this with @roxierusalka.bsky.social and it's not only better than the Peter Jackson Hobbit (obviously), but the score and costumes are truly wild. It's a Soviet teleplay.

Was thinking of posting something on of our own, but then remember our friends @ebbooksellers.bsky.social (& their rec in the thread) really said it about as well as you can

I love the way this Comcast guy speaks

Listen we all had to avoid talking that way because it became annoying lib shit, but it's really funny how much stuff is going to come down to the same exact civilized/uncivilized maps from the 2008 era internet.

Imagine being the greatest American director of your generation and having the art department send you the photoshop in the left image here.

Jesus Christ man fuck off

Jamie Lee Curtis crying about that nazi getting what was coming to him is going to put a real downer on my normal October watches of the Halloween(s).

Not looking forward to giving my grandmother's eulogy tomorrow but I am grateful this week will finally be over. Thank you to my friends who have checked on me this week, it means a lot. And of course to the love of my life @roxierusalka.bsky.social who has kept me sane. Going to nap for two days.

This skincare woman on youtube has inspired @roxierusalka.bsky.social and I to declare when we are in our in the house outfits and therefore ready for anything

You've gotta stop writing "Charlie Kirk, 31, " We all know he wasn't 31. I don't know how old he was, but if he was under 48 you can put a bullet through me as well. He looked minimum twenty years older than me.

this is for all my building 7s You Valid Too Shawties

Don't have much to say today but it's always worth noting that in the dirt is where every single conservative belongs.

Grandmother passed away this morning. I got one year with one of them, and thirty-seven with the other. By all accounts the first one was a monstrous woman, and the one who died today was an angel. So I am thrilled I got that ratio. Still sucks.

lmao this is a psychotic set of kids' books. this group of kids really go through everything

It would be a shame to lose Rhode Island, but the world my grocery store has conceived of without Connecticut is beautiful.

Lando Norris is so skilled that he makes getting five attempts at getting into the top ten with the fastest car on the grid riveting. Can he do it??? Will he achieve the most easily accomplishable goal in professional sports???

lmao F1TV detecting my VPN and getting mad about... the next city over. I'm pretty sure they've got the same F1TV subscription over there man. I'm not exactly skirting local broadcast rules.

Almost everyone who has blocked me on this site has done so because they love Pete Buttigieg, Israel, or are 5'7, but the funniest one to me is the guy I knew for like 15 years who blocked me (on Twitter, but also here) because it was important to play the transphobic wizard game and I mocked him.

My mother in 1987

as someone who heard of hollow knight for the first time like a month ago it's been a wild month. when I was younger I hated if I didn't know about something but now every time it happens I'm so glad. in your 30s it's truly wonderful not knowing about stuff.

I exclusively buy from guys called like "shoe sole guy" and "crazy money dude"

Journal entries from 1937 rock because you're just having a lovely day and then this one guy ruins it

It's so funny how every time you see a photo of Bari Weiss an article reminding you she's a millennial is attached. Woman looks no younger than 60.

Not only can you curate your feed on here easily, but I hate to break it to you, you could always do that on Twitter as well. It took 5min of tweaking to keep a purely linear timeline of people you follow on there. If you saw Nazis that was a skill issue. Not once in 15 years did I have an algorithm

Steam just declined a *sent* CS skin trade from my account because it looked "unusual". I had to confirm my device and location. Hey if someone has my 20 digit random string password, my 2FA, my cell phone, and knows my location, I have bigger problems than a login attempt. Do what I fucking ask.

Every time I go past Pelham Elementary I think it's such a missed opportunity that they didn't call it The Teaching of Pelham K-3

I'm the guy who writes "hostages" on these. I have an RBG labubu and I vote.

Sometimes I regret losing a hundred pounds the hard way like a year before ozempic became a thing, but I just saw Blade 2 and if it turns out that after ten years ozempic turns you into super vampires then I'll be sitting pretty.

A lie that I like telling people as a fun fact is that Ty, the Beanie Babies company, made all the Princess Di remembrance bears before she was killed. It's not even a conspiracy theory really because the only people who believe it are the people I tell, but maybe I can get it going. Seems fun.

I was helping my mother order something from her medicare and I love how every fitness item on there for ancient people is modeled by a 25 year old. It's like some kind of twisty foam thing and a young woman who is just getting absolutely nothing from this action haha

It's not a real language if people who don't speak a single word of it can read it easily by just pretending a sesame street character is writing

My man's gonna make a documentary about every Microsoft product except the data gathering for a genocide

learning more about video editing so I made a trailer @gooffkings.bsky.social

It's crazy when you bike into New Hampshire because they don't have helmet laws up there, which you wouldn't think would make a difference, but it does. Every moron you see up there is seconds from death at all times. I would think *motorists* would want changes, so every accident isn't a fatality.

I feel awful that I'm only seeing this message now, 17 years later, but I do find the idea of being the first person in Massachusetts to 100% xbox games (which I would have been for virtually all of them in the 360 era) insanely funny. First in Mass baby!!!

My 2016 review of League of Denial on storygraph (previously Goodreads, switched services last year) is really funny because I was like damn now that we know football is turning 33% of men into family obliterators the sport is done for. It's toast. Hahahaha

the price increase is probably justified on their end but if you pay $550 for a PS5 in 2025 you are the world's greatest sucker. big time fucka sucka ding dong

i hope jk rowling dies very soon

There was a brief moment in the mid 2010s when we were supposed to respect this guy as a great mind.

1. I'm glad Gavin Newsom is doing some redistricting and being mean to Trump 2. Gavin Newsom a transphobic piece of shit who'd toss my child into a woodchipper to slake his own political ambitions, and I'd sooner vote for the stain that forms on the pavement where a restaurant puts its garbage

lmao