That Larian guy is a classic case of a person who just shouldn't have social media. You have this huge successful company, you pay people (I assume) to post on behalf of the company. Why do you also need to post your dumb shit and ruin everything? Just shhhhh. It's so easy not to post.

returning every immigrant interned at cecot and replacing them with ice agents is the moderate position

Rooting for a late miscarriage 👍

You can keep telling these people to resign or that they need to be fired, for instance my governor is doing that and I understand that's the furthest she can go. But please remember what they actually need is the noose. Noem shouldn't just be fired.

would you guys promise not to prank it if I post my phone number as a suicide encouragement hotline

Resisting the might-makes-right order, in solidarity with the peoples of Palestine, Venezuela, Cuba and Greenland. Boycott, divest from, or exclude from contracts these complicit US companies.

True, but don't look up which side Wiesel took in the second half of his life.

Every night at 1am when I have a yogurt I have to have an argument with my cats about whether or not it's for them and if I've fed them enough (I have)

the mood is not subtle

It's fucking crazy that Bill Maher is still on HBO. That's so wild. It was wild a literal decade ago when he was *just* a zionist warhawk moron. Since then he has become a true right wing freak and started a podcast where he can hit on women half his age and twice his height. How are you paying him?

Listen I enjoyed it for a $7.50 afternoon at the cinema, but F1 getting a best picture nom is one of the worst in recent memory lmao

it takes so much more mental gymnastics to justify supporting the continued existence of ICE than it does to take this stance. any democrats unwilling to sign onto this is an enemy to their own people and doesn't deserve your support.

seen at 38th & Hiawatha this morning

now showing up on book outlet (and other wholesalers). a sign that it did not move any copies at all. $8.49 brand new hardcover lmao. brutal.

This woman is 25 lmao. Looks 42 at the youngest. She looks like that coworker who is twenty years too old to be on tiktok but nevertheless complains about people on tiktok all day.

jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.

I am not here for Europeans telling me Americans don't know how crazy things are. The Nazis are killing people over here at the moment so we're busy but thanks for the input. I had hoped for solidarity but I suppose I'll have to settle for sneering condescension instead.

Worth noting that all the stuff we talk about for "when it happens", parties, parades, cheering in the streets, etc will also happen when 'it happens' to Stancil, but restricted to the hundred thousand or so people who know of him.

just gonna leave this here

a genocide denying misogynist is not gonna save yall from fascists. that man is a nightcrawler for liberal fame, and thinks this is his next ticket.

if you havent cancelled spotify yet and this isnt the final nail in the coffin for you, i really dont know what else to say other than i hope some introspection finds you soon

What's the point of Lego if it's just one piece

i lived in small town america for a number of years. i discovered a nugget of true wisdom i wouldn't have gotten in the big city: it is impossible to have a good life in small town america and you need to escape immediately if you're ever trapped inside of it

This is gonna sound harsh but you gotta stop talking to these hicks out in bumfuck towns. I know these people. They know less than nothing, it all comes from newsmax and facebook. They live in a fantasy world and everything they have is because of the cities they hate. They aren’t real Americans.

Obviously there are lots of people who have an Apple Watch and don't have the brain disease that often comes with it, but if I were one of those people I think I would get a normal watch just so I wasn't mistaken for one of the diseased ones.

This is so much funnier than any satirist could come up with. Satire really was king from 2007 to 2014 but if how can you compete with this shit now?

If I were Wario64 I would find it no problem at all to stop mentioning what is on dogshit gamepass

If the requirements for a job are to be an out of shape, unemployable, pink skinned, incel chud with an interest in Tarkov cosplay, what exactly do democrats think proper training can do with this batch? If "re-training" ICE is the only way forward, then may I suggest the wheel of pain from Conan?

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'

bro

what do you mean the stranger things documentary shows them writing the script on a computer with 3 chat gpt tabs open

It's so funny that because of where most ICE recruits come from (we all know but we aren't allowed to say), they have never experienced things like ice or snow before lmao

This is how they played The First of Us

EVERYONE DO THIS SURVEY MAKE DISCORD PANIC AND REGRET AND REVERSE COURSE DROWN THEM IN YOUR HATRED FOR GENAI

Lots of premium Japanese stationery, a yankee candle, and a pot of coffee is about the most fun an autistic gentleman can have on a Friday night. I'm doing the "Adderall, glass of whiskey, Diesel jeans" Vine, but with these items instead.

If you're an educator and feel anything from disgust to discomfort with AI please consider joining.

It's so funny how much money was wasted on VR games that like eleven people played. There are so many that clearly cost in the tens of millions and ended with fewer players than the checkers set at your dentist's office.

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

Is it just imperialist map painting that causes the pedophile rapists to desire Greenland, or is there something I'm missing there?

Feel slightly hypocritical because I've spent my entire life believing there's no place for capital punishment and that the states which still have it are backwards, but also now fully believing it should be a campaign promise for the thousands and thousands of ICE we'll have to Nuremberg.

This will continue to be the only TV show I watch and the only TV show Rox doesn't watch and therefore as a couple we will continue to have perfect coverage.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

It was Six Feet Under for the longest time. But, it's The Leftovers now.

You know how there are only two camps with sushi? People who love sushi, and people who haven't tried sushi. It's much the same with this question. You can tell if someone has watched The Leftovers, because if they haven't, they might have any number of answers, but if they have, well come on.

A great bonus to being in a relationship with a sex worker is sometimes people buy her clothes for me to enjoy

remember to leave bullet casings out for ashli babbitt tonight ❤️❤️✝️

lmao I know the kind of people still watching stranger things are day one people, but this is still an insanely funny thing for a big account to post in like the following week