why is your dog leaking pools of acid?

If you're looking to team up with someone, try asking them at the urinal. If they act weird about it, that potential team-up wasn't meant to be.

Extrajudicial killings carried out by the US are de facto terrorist acts.

Never forgive a politician or organization for abandoning any marginalized groups for the sake of political or legal peril.

Speaking as the president of an NGO and as a trans woman: when orgs decide to abandon a group, to sacrifice them, it is not that group’s job to “understand how hard it would have been to fight.” If trans people hope to survive, it is our job to make that abandonment costly as hell. Make them hurt.

If your choice is between an existential risk to your organisation, vs being a fascist collaborator, and you make the difficult choice to be a collaborator... ...then you are still a collaborator.

Anybody else tired of all the rampant evil in the world?

This is the most consequential story for the 2026 midterms. Yet, I cannot find it anywhere on legacy media. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

I do not understand why anyone is putting up with this. The antivax movement is -extremely- unpopular, but nobody wants to upset daddy by going after his boy bobby brainworm

For most of human history, if someone wanted to see a beautiful woman they would need to use the power of their imagination. Now of days, one can simply log in to Blue Sky and search for Stella. And then ask Stella if she knows about any beautiful women she could describe to you

NYT: Is the President tired? Ms. Leavitt: Would a weary President be able to deliver a racist rant like that one?

Trans women has been welcomed at the Women's Institute since the 1970s and one member is in her 80's and has been a member for decades. This is pure bigotry pushed by legal threats backed monetarily by JK Rowling. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

A super simple thought experiment to do is to look at the human reality in completely non-contested accounts of the events since Israel's newest war on Gaza started and ask yourself "Could -anything- excuse this?" If you look at it with clear eyes, the answer is absolutely no.

Donny those approval numbers don't look so hot. Might want to think about giving everyone $5000 to shore them up

I have a device that has a 51% chance, probably, of predicting the correct answer to this and I am seeking first round investors

*Helpfully mutes your tuba with a miniature Christmas tree.*

"It's too costly to stand up for you, but we pinky promise we have solidarity with you" is bullshit. "We have no choice but to discriminate against you" is bullshit. They could use their platform to spotlight Gender-Conservative hatred, or demonstrate actual commitment to their stated principles.

I defeated another wheat-defender in civil combat yesterday,

Now that you mention it, coconut milk is among my favorite tree milks.

She's a ten but she only stocks equipment with, at best, minor enchantments on it in her item shop...

You wouldn't eat ten liters of trash

used pizza

> Eliminate the creature.

I'm four months in being forced into a role I never asked for at work and I'm just fucking over it. I'm the penny they jammed in the fuse box to complete the circuit and I'm fixing to melt.

firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now (copy paste-able in the alt text)

They were 8 and 11 years old

I'm a journeyman hog-caller, by the way.

Working on a secret new type of dessert codenamed "Pudding's Sibling"

I think my favorite detail is that it appears to have switched from a top-down view to a first-person 'elevation' drawing of some closet doors or perhaps a storefront in the lower right

Lol

*Haughty laugh* My apprentice is far mightier than yours.

🎃 It's nearly Halloween! 🎃

Poodle planter McGregor, MN

the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all

I know we've all been clowning on "Strong floor, no ceiling" but it's not like any of us knows a better way than that to build a rocket launch pad

I wish you would stop portending things.

Sorry boss, can't make it into work today. There's an Ork Waaagh going through the neighborhood cutting off highway access.

Stop interviewing CEOs

calling dominos to tell them i was watching the tracker and that wasn't enough time for anyone to complete a thorough quality check

me filling in the "traits" box on the character sheet for my half orc rogue

If the Venezuelan sailors were enemy combatants, then the 2nd strike is a war crime. If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder. It’s that simple.

I don't think Mark Wahlberg gets enough shit for being a really fucked up and bad person

Bro, your orb usage has gotten out of hand.

imo if you want to get back in power your slogan should be "If you elect us we will prosecute everyone in government who has violated the law"

Getting ready for Khyber Monday

i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd

I almost didn't recognize Kenny Rogers here.

My mom made some rosemary-infused simple syrup for a recipe for Thanksgiving and asked if I could use it for cocktails so I just kind of thought one up and they were actually good? Chat, do I secretly know what I'm doing?

I feel confident and secure in my understanding and practice of like 70% of what being an adult person in the world today entails but then there's the other 30% that makes me feel like an absolute cartoonish alien on some Mork from Ork level shit

You simply must protect my grains.