"according to nine people familiar" is never a line you want in a story about you

A good article about losers and the losers that will never admit to lionizing them

Baltimore is not playing around with their street art. Straight to the point. B-more is not a game. Don't play with that city, remember...Tupac's mom left Baltimore for the projects...for a better life.

[Dental tech] You've been taking good care of your gums. Let me make them hurt from the rest of the day with my impossibly pointed instruments.

Achewood ass ad

Would you like some cheese?

Newsrooms should not block the Internet Archive. Any public service publisher should not block the Internet Archive. If anything, we should all be directly supporting the Internet Archive.

lasers are a kind of "light hack"

Yesterday, Israel used a triple tap attack to kill paramedics in Lebanon. This means that they first bombed, waited for paramedics to come, bombed again, waited, and then bombed again. It was all caught on camera. There is no peace possible with this. www.instagram.com/reel/DXMzlFy...

I think the dumbest question I've ever asked is "Do you think people can truly change?" I was asking a trans friend of mine, and the question was referring to another trans friend of mine. In my defense, it had nothing to do with transition.

egg yolk incoming

Absolutely unconscionable www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

my biggest pet peeve around LLMs is when people (usually those invested in its success) call it “intelligent”. it definitionally, how it functions on a base level, is not intelligent. the way LLMs are built, it can never hit real intelligence. it’s just predictive

I don’t often use the overextended word “iconic”, but as the adage goes, there are a hundred thousand songs about falling in love, but there’s only one song about the boys being back in town. musically, lyrically, & sonically perfect, it’s as good as rock n roll gets.

ZOHRAN: “TBH, I don’t think too much about how Republicans portray me. The power of an ideology is judged in the worth of its delivery— to be told a city-run grocery store is implausible but $500 MILLION/day to kill ppl in Iran & Lebanon is necessary speaks to a broken politics.”

I love how Vienna marks all of its social housing buildings.

Insane story: Using facial recognition technology, The New York Knicks apparently tracked the movements of a transgender woman attending a game at Madison Square Garden to ensure she never appeared on the game's televised broadcast

Tony Stewart: Court Appointed Executioner

When you think about national security, you think about three things: - a strong military - a strong intelligence network - a lavish ballroom

I wish that Democratic leadership ever faced consequences for embracing terrible ideas. But those are for the rest of us, you see.

I saw an organism the other day.

Exactly one year ago today:

Absolutely mystified by the recent uptick in white men asking us to let them become better people *in public office*. No?? Please go be a better person not on my dime and not when you’re representing the people you’re doing the slurs about??????

step one: make sure they are 30 years younger and work directly under you

because CD players, walkmans, and VCRs usually fucking worked and did precisely what was asked of them without relogging in and syncing and re-entering passwords and getting confirmation codes and doing 2FA with out TV and phone and clicking a fake "remember me" box that's fucking why

Interesting information!

num lock should be a switch

spoiler: none of these opportunistic extraction class weirdos support universal basic income, equitable tax reform, or any other functional counterbalance to the rise of automation because they are liars who only tell people what they want to hear hope this clarifies things

politicians have no choice but to follow the will of the people

OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse Media and universities: AI is here to stay

‘Sexual misconduct’ makes me so angry. It was not some misadventure. He didn’t get drunk and grope someone. He drugged, choked, and raped multiple women. They never describe a murderer as someone who ‘behaved inappropriately’. It’s disgusting.

From the depths of boy’s chat: gyro MILF repost, perhaps a constantly recurring image that made me Like This

always thought that when writing for general audiences, academics oughta stray away from the Latin "cum" for "also," but this has got to be the worst example of that I've ever seen

Millions of lapsed Catholics realizing that they have become realigned with the Pope against their will

if you hear someone say something conservative tell them to shut the fuck up. if you feel too threatened to do that let's get you a nice sword

I'll just be over here behaving myself.

@realfollowers.bsky.social pls

sick of these catholic converts showing up and saying "well I have a different interpretation of the scripture" no you don't. that's protestantism and a heresy. don't like it there's the (incredibly beautiful and heavily ornamented with precious metals) door

That's honestly not that many bees

i’m putting this up as an early candidate for 2026’s most insane headline

It's almost that time of year when I can do my favorite warm weather activity: wander around the neighborhood at night, and make strange noises in my neighbors' back yards

econ 101 guy: capitalism isn't perfect but it's the only system that ever worked! without incentive there's no innovation! capitalists: we're deliberately ending human civilization to protect the fossil fuel industry. we also hope to ban the research and development of competing energy technologies

stolen from @ausir.bsky.social

@realfollowers.bsky.social reveal your secrets.

This is the sound of someone who has never, for even a second, questioned their own beliefs and of they make any sense. Just collapsing under just a thimbleful of questions

Remake Equilibrium as an anti- generative ai movie

I wonder if it has anything to do with the goal of AI being to create a permanent underclass intended to labor in polluted cities where they cannot afford utilities and have an increasingly hard time even accessing works of genuine human creative expression?