Mr. Piano

yknow i'm no sun tzu but i think part of why the americans might be struggling is that the iranians can just kinda read what they're gonna do on the news

In Japan, the name Chewbacca translates into "Kiss Idiot"

it's not that a lot of things I want like travel and owning a home aren't still comedically beyond my reach, but I think I may have crossed beyond the point where I constantly low-key worry about having enough money to maintain a stable lifestyle

September 2006, Baghdad

I think often of a New York Times photo of a little Iraqi girl tending to her parakeets in a bombed house, probably from 20 years ago now. I will think of this man and his sweet dog often now too. People just want to love what they love, care for their little beings, and instead we do this to them

the divine bug

Me: *flipping over a placemat* hey trust me bro, this map I'm about to draw is completely accurate Man whose brain was eaten by a worm: that seems reasonable to me

on the bad website AI guys are mad about this one

we should end the presidency imo

ICE Officer admitted he raped a woman in custody for months He did this in exchange for letting her see her daughter

I have never been interested in athletics and am far too old for this specific restriction to constrain my choices It is still one more rivet, one more part in the machine that is being built to kill me and people like me.

DTLA. Los Angeles near the MDC. #NoKings The vast majority of the time if cops hurt you, they will arrest you. Frequently, they'll charge the person they hurt with a crime of violence, saying they attacked them. @melbuer.bsky.social is an independent journalist. Scroll up for earlier events.

My therapist challenged me to a sword fight

Lucy Lawless has been extremely hot the entire time I've been alive.

dork eyed junco. no that's not a typo

The Dems need to catch their asses up to this

RFK is leading a team of the most canceled Navy Seals to destroy the research as we speak, but hopefully he gets distracted dissecting roadkill along the way

hi I wrote about Chappell Roan, public orgies of misogyny, and the trap of ignoring ‘celebrity news’ when misogynist harassment campaigns affect all women. None of the outrage slop we’ve seen is about Chappell's behavior—it's just a bunch of misogynists are justifying what they already wanted to do

i love how the concept of 'baggage' works in this world, where saying some mediumly rude thing on a livestream sometime is treated as cause for permanent political exile, but actual concrete political support for the mass slaughter of civilians in gaza is fine. mandatory, even

The difference between these two is racism

Even if the style itself weren't bad (and it is), the pure dogshit nature of its execution would kill anyone with that haircut if they were actually capable of shame

Good to see Noam Chomsky still getting out at his age

Once again a very easy way for major media outlets to stop finding themselves subject to what they believe is unfair & constant criticism here on Bluesky Dot App & elsewhere would be for them to Stop. Acting. In. Ways. That. <Completely>. Confirm. the merits of all the constant criticism. Do better.

The bad news is it's horribly corrosive to society, but the good news is billionaires were able to force it upon society before anyone could prove it!

Again, we should have started upholding the core tenets of the Constitution back in 2017, when he started openly monetizing his hotel three blocks from the White House. 👇 is literally Republic 101 stuff.

They KNEW. They said they would fight, Jacob went on TV and said his big boy swears, and then they did jack fucking shit. Our city council president got assaulted by ICE and the mayor and city cops were nowhere to be found!

you're telling me this chicken strips?

Bluesky is inherently immoral.

Tell me more about maritime traditions.

"i'm doing a crime but we're calling it a 'crim,' so it's not a crime, you know, for legal reasons"

Considering becoming even more delightful.

another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"

There's a specific guy in charge of the Epic Clapback strategy the NYT now employs.

This was a country with cigarette machines but now I need an email and a password to get into my tv.

God this guy is such a loser

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if you use alt-text on truth social they ban you

What is happening here is that venture capitalists are taking control of MYRIAD financial apparatuses that are at the absolute core of how the economy operates. They are engulfing it. And across the board they are seizing critical functions of society like how the housing market is structured.

Nintendo confirms Mario is truly asexual despite his large collection of erotica.

Again this demand that gender be determined not at birth or by self definition or cultural upbringing but by genetic testing is a major and radical demand for a new standard never, ever practiced by any culture in the history of the planet Earth.

Ezra Klein: I'm Ezra Klein, and today I'm joined by one of the foremost intellectual theorists of Trumpism. He is an associate editor at the Rancho Cucamonga Review of Ideas and a fellow at the Schlafly Institute of Punitive Economics. [a baked potato in a top hat]: Thanks for having me, Ezra.

This is the attitude we need from every single one of our billionaires and CEOs as long as we must endure their existence

This should be an impeachable offense. I understand that we’re way past any of that, but that shouldn’t stop us from naming it.

MASSIVE WIN: no one wants to live in the united states anymore

I'm telling you, the first time some blonde white woman whose also a major sports star gets disqualified for being intersex, all hell is going to break loose.