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Every problem has a simple solution when you're stupid
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Guys I think incentivizing our worst impulses for two centuries may not work out the way we hoped
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We've updated our terms of service to reflect that we think you're super cool
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Imagine coming back from space and realizing you have to do dishes again
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about 10 hours ago
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Wile E. Peyote
about 19 hours ago
Look at this slut
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All these people who have claimed to submit to a higher power, absolutely refuse to submit to a higher power
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about 18 hours ago
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OfficeofSteve
about 19 hours ago
How many bolo ties do you wear on a first date ?
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This is an asshole-mobile for sure, but that's sweet looking
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about 18 hours ago
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In the Philippines there are almost no public spaces to escape the noise, the pollution, the heat of metro Manila. So everyone is forced to go to the mall. The Philippines is the ultra-neoliberal state. Everything privatized down to the last inch
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Basketball Jones🖤❤️🤍🏀
1 day ago
A bandit!!!!
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Nation's Dads begin bracing to receive yet another whiskey stone
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Every room is an escape room if you're disorganized enough
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Dropped Mike
2 days ago
me: ever since I can remember, I’ve been singing “with your arms and legs wrapped round my shoulders” without ever wondering how someone could drive a car like that priest: okay that’s weird but again, not a sin
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Every room is an escape room if you're disorganized enough
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What were they doing in your pajamas?
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2 days ago
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Real male friendship is for years only communicating by sending each other pictures of cool Ford Broncos
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
3 days ago
Has anyone ever uploaded the spinning helicopter lady on Bluesky before? Just in case
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Well, I will worry my pretty little head about it
3 days ago
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This is the sound of someone who has never, for even a second, questioned their own beliefs and of they make any sense. Just collapsing under just a thimbleful of questions
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Whatever you say officer
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Where does "everything is a scam" show up in your statistics?
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4 days ago
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This has been my story for the last year and a half
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Rav
5 days ago
I bring terrible news from Flavortown
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Drew T
4 days ago
The same mainstream media that made Biden’s age and fitness into only issue with talking about turned around and propped up a gratuitously mentally even more unwell octogenarian by ignoring every obvious sign: there’s no other, clearer way to say this
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muscular baby jeb lund
5 days ago
The Pope has never had a #1 record. The Pope has no idea how to make a hit record. I think maybe The Pope should take a seat and listen to what Phil Spector has to say.
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You don't need to be so Jesus Jones about it
5 days ago
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Doink Dirtwater: The Friendly Man
5 days ago
Arby’s corporate chef division is staffed entirely by dogs, there is no way a human being would choose to go out into the world and eat this abomination
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Screaming Pectoriloquy
6 days ago
they’re calling it “the least successful protest of all time”
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Catbus
6 days ago
if you made a CEO work as a dishwasher for one week they would go mad like a Lovecraft protagonist confronting an unnameable entity in the cellar
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Lots of talk about Pull Requests today
6 days ago
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Hey, I bought you a book I think you could use
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Combining Linux guys with the French seems like an experiment to produce the most condescending guy ever
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7 days ago
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Combining Linux guys with the French seems like an experiment to produce the most condescending guy ever
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7 days ago
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Mags Display Name
8 days ago
McDo McDo hast
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Old man advice: Never try to gauge how drunk you are while still sitting/lying down
9 days ago
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V. I. Lenin
9 days ago
But the bourgeoisie is more afraid of the movement of the masses than of reaction. Hence the striking, incredible weakness of the liberals in politics, their absolute impotence.
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beccadagoo
9 days ago
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Pat Finnerty on the Guys podcast (kiss guys) is a great crossover
10 days ago
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Mike Schuster
11 days ago
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Is your band "indie" or just not very popular?
10 days ago
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If you ever see me trying to be funny on LinkedIn, know that my life has taken a terrible turn for the worse, and do not approach me
11 days ago
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The fill-in drummer for Interpol has this great little sparkly Gretsch kit, but he's a pounder
11 days ago
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Tyler, from the Internet
12 days ago
cold out today
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80% of working in security is telling people to not click on links in their email
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SmashMouth is what I'm going to do to you if you put that song on one more time
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If people tell you to have a good day, you should probably go ahead and have one, just to be polite
12 days ago
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I'm glad they call them oven mitts, so I can keep them separate from my blanket mitts and oven clogs
12 days ago
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This one always cracks me up
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