The first time you get a chance to try "the good stuff" and realize "oh shits worth every penny" changes you forever

People in their 30s love to say "I'm the kind of person who..."

My love language is fucking

Finally graduated after 12 years in college with my degree in forensic bite mark analysis. Now it's time to read the court transcripts and see how I can help

The past years have seen horrendous attacks towards trans people. We have a duty to protect the most vulnerable members of our communities. There is no Haskell without the trans people who have shaped it through the years. This June is a month of celebrations, but the struggle continues. ✊🏳️‍⚧️λ

The way some people talk it's as if trump is uniquely evil. He's not. He's just a run-of-the-mill shitbag plus having a millionaire dad plus television

Please rephrase your question in the form of an 80s power ballad.

This is one of the things I won't shut up about. The way our instinct is to just, keep going, even when things are collapsing around us. There was a shooting by members of the senate on the senate floor. And then it's just back to business as usual. The power of the status quo is rarely defeated

The entire Trump administration looks like those old rogues' galleries from Dick Tracy comics.

Whatever happened to her? I guess we'll never know

City Pop is just Japanese Yacht Rock

Before you post, check the chart. Be safe

Broadband? Do… do you mean like the bangles?

Love to realize things. Love to think about facts and draw conclusions. I'm insightmaxximg

Everybody wants a little "text me when you get there" energy in their life

Bob Seger has announced he has finished working on his Night Moves

Hall and Oates caught me by surprise by agreeing and telling me they could actually go for that

Her at the restaurant: Do you want soup or salad? Me: I guess, but I think you're really overselling it

in this video in like 4 different ways and I hate that

Enjoying this thing where PlutoTV just drops the commercials randomly in the show. Really ups the drama

I dare you to talk to any regular people and try keep their attention for 20 seconds about how Will Stancil is a problem

Just ate a bag of circus peanuts, dare me to drive?

Marx: I love killing people. Some people just gotta die and when it's time, I kill them. Has to be done. Important work I'm doing Reporter: So how many people have you killed? Marx: How dare you

Of all the people I am sure are cops, the ones I am most sure of are the "blue no matter who" libs. No one acts like that in the real world

Not everyone who's a dipshit on this site is a cop, but these people definitely are

Welcome to Arizona, we have plants that can kill you

"Why? I love my Skeletor hat" is something I had to say today

This is rookie NFL QB Cole Payton. He is 6’3”, 232 pounds.

Finally, the courts are addressing the issue that matters to most Americans. Whose name is on the Kennedy Center

When I first joined bsky, one reason I stayed was @bornmiserable.bsky.social. Online culture is generally negative, but he’s always uplifted us. I get mods have a job to do and don’t always have bandwidth to fix what they did wrong—but you owe it to the community to fix this one. #freebornmiserable

I got Forza 5 on the Playstation and my wife has been stealing it from me because she enjoys it so much. I walk into the living room this morning and see this

**Ozzy Osborne voice**

my wife trying to remember that Australian psych rock band's name

**Ozzy Osborne voice**

Has anyone else seen the "Thank you, President Trump for flavored vapes" commercial, or am I having a stroke?

New Boards of Canada just dropped. If you care about that, it's time to schedule your colonoscopy

So glad they got rid of those easy-to-use save/share image buttons and replaced them with a menu with those two items

New Boards of Canada just dropped. If you care about that, it's time to schedule your colonoscopy

Hi there, my sweet dog and I need $450 this week for rent & bills. I am an old, disabled queer chick who has been unemployed far too long. Could you please help us survive? CshApp StephMJanett PayPl [email protected] Here is Lucy as a wee puppy. 😊 Any amount helps! Thank you! ❤️

The intro to Brick House by the Commodores has got to be the funkiest 16 bars in history

George Clinton has announced that he has invented the subatomic dog

area man’s dick-shaped rocket explodes in stunning metaphor

Nothing kills a good mood more effectively than someone going "wow, you're in a good mood"

The album made possible by Ableton Live

One great thing about Tucson is that it's almost impossible to get bad Mexican food. Even the most plastic bench and fluorescent light place is still amazing

All of his posts lately sound like he's throwing out ideas at a pitch meeting

Shootings at the white house have become so common that they're just putting them on the chyron after the box scores