[to the tune of Old MacDonald]

Still writing 2025 on my checks that my ass can't cash

Nation Realizes Only Vegan They're Mad at is Moby

I feel like this belongs here

2026 is going to be a great year for Filipino books! Here’s some of my most anticipated reads: 📚The Swan’s Daughter 📚The Elsewhere Express 📚The Night King’s Court 📚Clara & the Devil 📚The Second Life of Snap 📚Nest of Tongues #booksky

I agree, it won't be taxes

He should pass away from cringe. Certainly no cure for it

If Linux on the desktop ia ever going to be a real thing we need to fix: * Printing * Video and Display drivers * Our mf attitude

my god the drip of Birmingham’s (very good) mayor

I feel like this belongs here

One delightful thing about this sỉte is getting to tell liberals they are bad people for the first time

Everybody Hương Chanh tonight

It's because you are not allowed to oppose anything on moral grounds, only on practical or economic grounds. Because it has to be treated as inevitable aa the seasons

Because my wife has been working so hard making Christmas nice for everyone, I'm going to give her a break today (stop sending her memes)

Such a shame to hear about Brigitte Bardot. 91 is too young of an age to be taken out of this world, and it’s so depressing to think that she’s no longer out there doing what she loved - getting charged by the French government for inciting racial hatred for a seventh time 😔

This Revolutionary New Theory May Change the Way We Think About Race and Intelligence (it's eugenics)

Learning about the SPD and how corporate sympathizers ruining the left goes back 200 years

What it tastes like eating the Selena Gomez Oreos

When you're married and the gift is for both of you it's always for her. But just one time I'd love it to be a Raspberry Pi or something

Putting in a feature request for Bluesky to suport vim keyboard shortcuts

I don't think you should be able to call collecting something a hobby if you just buy it off ebay

Me:

Google Play Music had a thing where you could upload your music and then you could listen or download them whenever you wanted. Because I was moving to the Philippines I digitized 100s of CDs and uploaded them and then gave away the CDs. Guess what I can no longer do

I am literally often saying this

If you’re wondering why your friends in academia are a little on edge right now, it’s because an eighteen-year-old who hasn’t done the reading, doesn’t look at the assignment, and has does no critical thinking skills more complex than “because I think it’s in the Bible” can literally end your career

I need a snotty record store kid to tell me what new music to listen to

Bauhaus of Pain

This just in

frankly i think it's disgusting to share an article about a candidate's strategies to accuse her of "campaign fraud" while deliberately ignoring the parts of the article where 1) the campaign actively works to maintain compliance 2) the tampons were all donated, not purchased with campaign funds

Here is a well kept secret: Dads love getting a World's Greatest Dad mug for Christmas or Father's Day if it comes from their kids

Me: Is that a social cue? You have to tell me if it's a social cue

Emotional support animal but the emotion is rage

A spokesperson for The Itty Bitty Kitty Committee, Lemon, said: “What you call kisses is me trying to tenderise you.”

Not going to sleep at bedtime is toxic behavior

2005 called and they want this sort of comment back

No trust me bro, remove just one more regulation bro, and the power of the free market will make life easier for everyone. Just one more regulation bro please

Will Stancil drives me crazy not because he's particularly important but because he represents a particular type of know-it-all that I've dealt with all my life who think they know everything but have done nothing

Tfw you're trying to do investigative journalism but she giving you that look

We've reached the singularity. AI is writing articles on its own

Every touring classic rock band nowadays is basically a ship of theseus

Top 4 Chambers: * 36 * echo * Brothers * bill

"you can't give an ounce of power to insecure people" also applies to big accounts

Guys I think incentivizing our worst impulses for two centuries may not work out the way we hoped

My mom had a heart attack a couple of months ago and I was calling 911 and said "she's a 83 yo woman experiencing chest pains". So as the call progresses the operator is asking her to describe her pain more specifically so I hand her the phone and first thing she says is "first of all, im 82"

This dude has never been on PagerDuty and it shows

This album rules