We don't need any more of these Smiley McHaircut people in office. Take that tech bro suit and go home. It's yes or no

Look, now that we're trying for real consequences for the Epstein files, maybe we should also take another look at the Panama Papers

Kids, I've got some ideas for your summer break

"I did my own research" (checked know your meme)

People who say "I like to work smarter, not harder," rarely do either

Vibe coding is the perfect complement to guys who are constantly saying "I'm more of an idea guy."

You ever feel like you want to gif react to someone in real life?

Doing the Mister Rogers change from my work sweatpants to my evening sweatpants

Big time of year for people who own shady strip mall space to rent out to tax people

Robert Smith made ticketmaster refund everyone so they only paid $25 on the Cure's last tour and Bruce could do this a thousand times over

The entire AI product approach is "what if we could put a little guy in there?"

An autistic woman’s extensive tarot collection is keeping suspiciously schtum about her decision to buy yet more packs of cards, sources have revealed.

I hate when products say "enjoy" at the end of their instructions. Don't tell me what to do, Metamucil

Welcome to the show here on "Too much shit on my nightstand". This week's episode is entitled "something's gonna spill for sure."

Begging @jamesgunn.bsky.social to put this man in a purple derby and let him annoy Superman.

Area Turtle Begs Not To Be Named "Myrtle"

Rush Limbaugh has been five years sober! Congrats to him!

Just thinking about how differently a band called" Average White Band" would be taken today

AI for the Straight Guy

Top ten things to go on: 1. Tirade 2. Rampage 3. Bender, 4. Tangent 5. Tear 6. Sabbatical 7. Crusade 8. Diet 9. Hiatus 10. On and on

The Les Paul en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gibson_...

What's a good place to buy digital downloads of musical artists that aren't on Bandcamp?

If the Philippines has anything to teach America, it's that you can totally put your presidents in jail

I blame the Beatles for making us all learn a fourth chord

Hey, boss. I got that photo of everyone at dinner. Real creepy and haunting like you wanted

The most "here's the real illuminati" photo I've ever seen

My "What is the Capital of Portugal?" shirt has people answering a lot of questions already asked by my shirt

Fleshlight? No, fleshheavy, existence a burden

Good Morning From The Drummer, My Friends.

Still mad about Kid Rock calling Jay-Z a "DEI hire."

Charles Ephebophile Cheese

Yo, MTV Raps, gurt

Indie artist? Here are your choices: 1. Guitar band who sound like Interpol/Modest Mouse 2. Band reworking 80s synth pop 3. Acoustic-guitar folksy singer/songwriter who owns a lot of Elliot Smith records 4. Neo-rock outfit that is basically just classic rock

I bet this hits so hard if youre stupid

I'm a communist who knows a lot of communists and goes to all the meetings, and we are all united in saying one thing. What the fuck are you talking about?

I've been really digging this record, and the production on the whole record (and this song in particular) is immaculate youtube.com/watch?v=hokG...

Are you really making "indie" music, or just pop music that's not popular?

"Say your prayers, brother" Benedictine Monk or Hulk Hogan

Every town has that one old artsy guy who has a huge yard and makes metal sculptures

whoever it was that changed my IG algo so now I'm getting all the Pinoy memes: thank you, you did your big one. www.instagram.com/reel/DSwJ-F4...

My wife keeps threatening to cut her hair and I keep threatening to grow a beard. We are at a standstill

Le Chon

I swear to God if they stop making these Cinnamon pebbles I'm going to destroy the Moon.

*me rubbing my hands together Mr Burns style* I think I should be allowed to own more than one pair of sweatpants

Rhoda Rules

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