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Every problem has a simple solution when you're stupid
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Guys I think incentivizing our worst impulses for two centuries may not work out the way we hoped
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Dave Cactus
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[to the tune of Old MacDonald]
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Still writing 2025 on my checks that my ass can't cash
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Nation Realizes Only Vegan They're Mad at is Moby
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I feel like this belongs here
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Pamela Delupio
3 days ago
2026 is going to be a great year for Filipino books! Hereās some of my most anticipated reads: šThe Swanās Daughter šThe Elsewhere Express šThe Night Kingās Court šClara & the Devil šThe Second Life of Snap šNest of Tongues
#booksky
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I agree, it won't be taxes
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He should pass away from cringe. Certainly no cure for it
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If Linux on the desktop ia ever going to be a real thing we need to fix: * Printing * Video and Display drivers * Our mf attitude
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TW
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my god the drip of Birminghamās (very good) mayor
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I feel like this belongs here
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One delightful thing about this sį»te is getting to tell liberals they are bad people for the first time
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Everybody Hʰʔng Chanh tonight
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It's because you are not allowed to oppose anything on moral grounds, only on practical or economic grounds. Because it has to be treated as inevitable aa the seasons
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Because my wife has been working so hard making Christmas nice for everyone, I'm going to give her a break today (stop sending her memes)
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Lady Emily āļø
5 days ago
Such a shame to hear about Brigitte Bardot. 91 is too young of an age to be taken out of this world, and itās so depressing to think that sheās no longer out there doing what she loved - getting charged by the French government for inciting racial hatred for a seventh time š
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This Revolutionary New Theory May Change the Way We Think About Race and Intelligence (it's eugenics)
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Learning about the SPD and how corporate sympathizers ruining the left goes back 200 years
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What it tastes like eating the Selena Gomez Oreos
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When you're married and the gift is for both of you it's always for her. But just one time I'd love it to be a Raspberry Pi or something
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Putting in a feature request for Bluesky to suport vim keyboard shortcuts
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theonion.com/man-carefull...
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Deeny they/them
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I don't think you should be able to call collecting something a hobby if you just buy it off ebay
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Max Legroom
5 days ago
Me:
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Google Play Music had a thing where you could upload your music and then you could listen or download them whenever you wanted. Because I was moving to the Philippines I digitized 100s of CDs and uploaded them and then gave away the CDs. Guess what I can no longer do
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I am literally often saying this
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honor sachs
9 days ago
If youāre wondering why your friends in academia are a little on edge right now, itās because an eighteen-year-old who hasnāt done the reading, doesnāt look at the assignment, and has does no critical thinking skills more complex than ābecause I think itās in the Bibleā can literally end your career
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I need a snotty record store kid to tell me what new music to listen to
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Semiotic Stochastic 2026
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Bauhaus of Pain
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This just in
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cait (and adonis)
6 days ago
frankly i think it's disgusting to share an article about a candidate's strategies to accuse her of "campaign fraud" while deliberately ignoring the parts of the article where 1) the campaign actively works to maintain compliance 2) the tampons were all donated, not purchased with campaign funds
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Here is a well kept secret: Dads love getting a World's Greatest Dad mug for Christmas or Father's Day if it comes from their kids
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Lady Lettera š·
6 days ago
Me: Is that a social cue? You have to tell me if it's a social cue
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Emotional support animal but the emotion is rage
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The Daily Tism
6 days ago
A spokesperson for The Itty Bitty Kitty Committee, Lemon, said: āWhat you call kisses is me trying to tenderise you.ā
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Therapy cat would eat you if it was bigger
Your therapy cat is only settling for snuggling with you because you are too large to be a small prey item, it has been confirmed.Ā A spokesperson for The Itty Bitty Kitty Committee, Lemon, said:ā¦
https://thedailytism.com/therapy-cat-would-eat-you-if-it-was-bigger/
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Not going to sleep at bedtime is toxic behavior
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2005 called and they want this sort of comment back
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No trust me bro, remove just one more regulation bro, and the power of the free market will make life easier for everyone. Just one more regulation bro please
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Will Stancil drives me crazy not because he's particularly important but because he represents a particular type of know-it-all that I've dealt with all my life who think they know everything but have done nothing
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Tfw you're trying to do investigative journalism but she giving you that look
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We've reached the singularity. AI is writing articles on its own
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Every touring classic rock band nowadays is basically a ship of theseus
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Top 4 Chambers: * 36 * echo * Brothers * bill
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"you can't give an ounce of power to insecure people" also applies to big accounts
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Guys I think incentivizing our worst impulses for two centuries may not work out the way we hoped
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My mom had a heart attack a couple of months ago and I was calling 911 and said "she's a 83 yo woman experiencing chest pains". So as the call progresses the operator is asking her to describe her pain more specifically so I hand her the phone and first thing she says is "first of all, im 82"
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This dude has never been on PagerDuty and it shows
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This album rules
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