Shoegaze Dad (edited)
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Every problem has a simple solution when you're stupid
One of the many things I love about Mexican baseball is that when the announcers are not talking there is silence. There are no commercials so you just see the players shambles on and off the field.
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And these are my three kids, Flomax, Humira and Skyrizi
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I am begging tv executives to make a series about the innocence project
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Jesus Christ, just get Henry Rollins
add a skeleton here at some point
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God can't help us because he's too busy intervening in favor of relief pitchers apparently
2 days ago
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One thing forensic files has taught me is that women love poisoning their husbands with antifreeze for the insurance money
2 days ago
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Why all of Tucson smell like hot dogs?
2 days ago
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I hate the fact that that Progressive Dog Park song sort of slaps
2 days ago
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ChiliDishGambino
4 days ago
Always wondered what Jeff Tweedy looked like in front of a comically big pizza & tonight that mystery was laid to rest
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*me after meditating for two hours* Cash really does rule everything around me
6 days ago
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American needs to play to its strengths and pivot to exploiting our large amount of unwatched concert footage we took on our phones
5 days ago
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Kris Wernowsky
5 days ago
Kendrick Lamar ft. Joyce Carol Oates "Not Like Us REMIX"
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Them: You can't make this stuff up JRR Tolkien: Fuck you, wut?
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The best part of dying is going to be that I can't get any more notifications on my phone
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Guillermo del Toro's James Bond
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Octocryptid 🎑 🜬
5 days ago
Personally I think that forcing everyone to retire at 70 would fix a lot of problems
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The James Bond writers worried about continuity is definitely making up a guy who's mad at you. No one gives a shit
5 days ago
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*me after meditating for two hours* Cash really does rule everything around me
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Band that does death metal versions of progressive rock songs called Deathro Tull
7 days ago
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Norm Charlatan
8 days ago
Congrats to Outkast on their Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction. I remember when Wesley Clark wanted to appeal to young voters during his short-lived presidential campaign.
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What do you think they should call the Tucson team in the Mexican league? I'm torn between the Javalinas and the Gringos
8 days ago
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Every baseball team need a big fat guy who can't run but hits home runs
8 days ago
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Placed my dad's photo on the Day of the Dead altar
8 days ago
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9 days ago
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The crash out continues into Day 2
11 days ago
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Dr. Hilary Agro, PhD 🎃
12 days ago
I need to be personally notified of every centrist and cop who is crying, screaming, throwing up etc
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Pretty sure the most requested website feature is the ability to give zero stars
12 days ago
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Ra's al Dolezal
12 days ago
Cocks Cocks Cocks
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I bet he does
13 days ago
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Been retired for 20 years and still no one has asked me to come back for one last big job
15 days ago
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Look at springer, all faking
16 days ago
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Me when I accidentally type "yeha" instead of "yeah"
18 days ago
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Me when I accidentally type "yeha" instead of "yeah"
18 days ago
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Do the BlueJays not know they can just walk Ohtani?
20 days ago
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"nuclear stress test" is a very dramatic name for a test that's just an old lady walking on a treadmill
20 days ago
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*me when a commercial includes a key piece of obscure pop culture I enjoy* Noooo! I am too edgy to be marketed to like this!
22 days ago
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Really winning with name of the only gringo team in the Mexican baseball league
22 days ago
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The worst thing about barstool sports is that they convinced a bunch of extremely ordinary dudes that they're interesting
23 days ago
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*At my funeral* he always loved music. I'm sure right now he's listening to his favorite song *checks phone* Stress Relief Sleep Music with Rain Sounds
25 days ago
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Brother, at the end of the day it's always DNS
25 days ago
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They should know how many crows by now right?
25 days ago
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Microdosing responsbility by trying to limit my chore list to a single thing every day
26 days ago
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Trying to figure out how to watch Mexican baseball feels a little bit like licking the bag after your quarter is gone
26 days ago
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Apps trying to sell me "lifetime memberships". Lol, do you mean till next year?
26 days ago
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Who up manifesting their desires?
26 days ago
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A particular bluesky thing is knowing that all the major media outlets are owned by billionaires and still posting stuff like "why isn't this a bigger story?"
26 days ago
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I swear to god my brain is going to explode if I see one more politician post some version of "somebody ought to do something"
26 days ago
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A particular bluesky thing is knowing that all the major media outlets are owned by billionaires and still posting stuff like "why isn't this a bigger story?"
26 days ago
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Naylor is going to have to win this game all by himself
27 days ago
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mothra stewart | free link
27 days ago
at least figma is down
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