New awareness campaign

in a just world, Treinan would not win another world series ring, Alejandro Kirk would heralded as a hero, and the power of friendship would triumph over evil. but alas, our world is unjust as fuck, just read a dang newspaper

the crowd at the bar cheering for o canada feels a lot like clapping when the plane lands

"Blue Owl Capital raised money for a massive Meta data center in Louisiana by, in essence, issuing bonds backed by Meta’s rent. And multiple data-center leases can be combined into a security and sorted into what are called “tranches” based on their risk of default."

goddammit i have to work late in the lab tonight

i feel like one of the few saving graces of AI bullshit is that all of these companies who think they can replace their workforce with agents are just going to natural selection themselves into bankruptcy once nothing works

finally got some shut-eye, but man, what a game. it is an absolute feat that the jays held the "bad for baseball" dodgers lineup scoreless for over an entire game's worth of innings where a single run would've ended it. defensive masterclass.

whenever shohei isn't up at bat, people should be asking, "where's shohei?"

took a chance and unsurprised youtube nuked it but my throwback dance playlist has been completed. feeling like i'm getting better with each one of these i make. by age 40 i will be the world's greatest wedding dj.

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

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I want to thank every analyst that said the jays wouldn't even make it past the ALDS. every additional doubter makes each victory that much sweeter. you thought this was a bird course so you didn't study. but now it's too late.

not anything new to say amazon is a shit company, but jacking up a product's price by $20 if you have prime to offset the free shipping is such horseshit, man

folks, your 2025 AL champions, the toronto blue jays

society would be massively improved if ring doorbells were banned completely actually

Jays really need to pull out the stops to get the vibes high tomorrow. They need an absolute legend to throw out the first pitch to get the crowd going, and there's only one suitable choice: Munenori Kawasaki

Finally figured this one out too

max scherzer

Bieber is dealing and the Jays offence has finally woken up, all is right with the world

Mom: it's so nice to be able to speak to you again, technology really has come a long way My brain: tell her i am trapped in my own body and my only voice options are sponsored posts Neuralink: thank you, mother. your love is almost as sweet as an ice cold glass of pepsi.

real state of affairs when the two biggest corporate sponsors of sports are predatory loans and gambling

my wife made this comparison today and i think she's onto something

the problem with being straight is you're 20 years late to finding out how hard "sorry" by madonna goes

i don't care who wins the other ALDS series because I get to relish saying either "big dumper" or "dillon dingler" all week

da jankees just got eliminated by the jays bullpen, enjoy the beach fellas, once again DA YANKEES LOOOOOSE

THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS ARE MOVING ON TO THE ALCS!!! 🇨🇦⚾️

your toronto fuckin' blue jays

daaa jankeees

group work builds character

george muthafuckin' duke on the keys

ladies and gentlemen, your toronto blue jays 🥲

"it was just sitting there... slutily" my wife describing earwax in my ear

stoner who wants to smoke stronger weed electing to get tommy chong surgery

know i've been around business brained people too long when i just thought to myself "people would probably pay to listen to really well curated playlists playing on shuffle", yeah man it's called "the radio"

new stoned jesus album feels tailor-made for me. slow brooding intros? we got em. tempo shifts? yessir. big riffs? oh yeah. slow bits with some mellotron on there? you know it buddy. equal parts elder, mastodon, pallbearer, and opeth without feeling too derivative.

the only person I met who said they liked BMTH also said they "only like their newer stuff" and married a white rapper with dreads

only a couple songs in but this might be the first btbam album i truly just don't like. i get experimentation but this is the most "worst parts of a dream theater song" they've ever sounded.

every time i complain about the high cost of living in toronto and someone suggests i move to the suburbs

gonna open a venue called "somewhere house" because when someone asks you where the show is it sounds like you're saying "some warehouse".

never change, buck. absolutely roasting the yankees in the middle of a jays/astros game

you cannot live translate languages that have completely different sentence construction

can't remember the last time a song made me cry the first time i listened to it

both mixes of iggy and the stooges' "raw power" are bad, but the 1997 mix by iggy is bad in the correct way. this has been "shawn's lukewarm take of the day"

$1 billion valuation in 2024 to absolute zilch in a year. it's like these valuations aren't even remotely close to the company's actual value! hope there aren't any other companies like this that make up the vast majority of the stock market