A thing I drew for the solstice last year. Obviously I think it's important to keep the Pagan in Solstice. And the symmetry feature in Procreate can be fun. (NSFW version below if you prefer)

A blessed solstice to all

Batman Returns remaining culturally relevant on several different levels

Here’s the all time best photo I ever took of my brother, 14 years ago today when we got taken to a dinner theater version of A Christmas Carol.

Beaming

For whatever reason the 3D wasn’t working at the showing of Avatar I went to and I missed so much trying to explain this to someone I just got a refund but now I get to be cranky about it at least.

In a bizarre twist I happened to be in a bar at the end of the Bears game and for the first time in recorded memory I know what football thing everyone is talking about

So all along we could have had jerks getting their faces punched in one a day on video and we are only starting this now?

The part of Batman Returns where two different weird parodies of donald trump have a little conference in a sewer

Hesitating to repost photos I'm not totally sure aren't AI. Sucky place to live, man.

Troll the ancient Yuletide Carol

Additionally, you do not have to put things on the internet for them to be art!!! And you don't have to use AI just so you have something to put on the internet!!!

All the holiday 'don't hear a song' challenges (Last Christmas, Little Drummer Boy, etc) are easy to ace if you never go anywhere and always wear AirPods in the event that you do

How do we get steven miller to take up boxing

I am only dimly aware of the drama around this dumdum but repping Hulk Hogan is more than enough for me to want to see a guy get whooped

Here have this dumb post again but this time with some drawings to prove I really mean it

I’m just here for the fire

PLOT HOLE/GOOF: In Home Alone, Kevin McAllister is scared of his neighbor because there is a rumor that he is a danger to children, but in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, Kevin interacts casually with the world's most famous pedophile.

My worst Xmas movie opinion is that Red One is kind of fun

“Any idiot can face a crisis. It’s day-to-day living that wears you out.” — Anton Chekhov 🌱📷

The lights are out in my stairwell. One is barely glowing blue and flickering sometimes. It’s like walking into a horror video game. Real festive like.

gotta say i thought some of the stuff in RIGHTEOUS GEMSTONES was too over the top to be realistic. and yet

Another little bit of inspiration I made for you

A fictional character who would most certainly be on the Epstein list. Alec Baldwin himself might be there too I wouldn't be shocked.

Look it's obvious trump's name shouldn't be on this building but at this point there should be some serious consideration put toward getting rid of the Kennedy as well.

Hang on. Is there a band named Geese *and* a band named Goose? This is unsustainable if so.

Krampusnacht is past but apparently I'm not finished drawing seasonal behornéd characters.

Every day there should be a Blues Brothers amount of cops and feds and also an angry country band surrounding the White House stepping over each other to arrest everyone inside

My machine that turns live puppies inside out is solar powered and carbon neutral what are you mad about

this is what i was talking about when I said we need to ground anti-ai arguments in a rejection of the goals. what makes it wasteful isn't a specific measurable quantity, (although that's also still a lot) what makes it wasteful is *what it's used for* we need to kirby this argument

New Illustration: "We Beat 'Em Before..." Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.

"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future." - @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit. Incredible words. Listen to all of it!

I finally quit renting this thing every year and got it on Blu-ray

Not bragging but the Prompting with Hitler poster has now popped off twice in separate posts so I’m going to infer from this that gen AI is not very popular around here

Get in here haters

Guess I'll post this again

'People have better lives when you let them be who they are' is as astounding a finding as 'giving poor people money makes them less poor'.

People like to send the Manos MIWHT image to Frank Coniff and Bill Corbett and if they see this, it's not my fault but I'm sorry.

Every day there should be a Blues Brothers amount of cops and feds and also an angry country band surrounding the White House stepping over each other to arrest everyone inside

On Monday I’m quite sure I’d never laid eyes on Josh O’Connor and as of today I’ve seen him as the lead in two movies both released this year. Make of this what you will.

He’s gonna walk

I sincerely can’t imagine why he would say this. It would be a weird comment from anyone and it’s bizarre from him.

NOBODY WANTS TO BE IMMORTAL IN HELLWORLD