I guess some non-insane people had to watch the Horst Wessel jamboree but I’m really glad I’m not one of them

Do you remember?

Why is it 80° I don’t deserve this

I honor true American heroes.

Vienna Beef frank, mustard, green relish, raw onion, tomato slices, sport peppers, celery salt, and a pickle spear

Do you remember?

[Hank Williams Jr voice] ARE YOU READY FOR SOME OTTERBALL

When the iPhone was very new, before you could make and install third-party apps, this was Steve Jobs idea for it and people got really mad.

These are cool but I’m going to call it a bit fucked up that the only female character included of the many available is the dead one. Different time and place sure but come on.

I'm failing to think of any time I've heard a 'they wrote a mean thing on my coffee' story that wasn't more or less immediately revealed as nonsense. Yet they keep trying it. And not for nothing, if they had written 'loser' on that cup they would have been justified.

Imagine if your assignment was ‘you have a week and a half to cobble together an hour of documentary but you aren’t allowed to include anything the subject of the documentary ever said’.

I think bsky as a platform should support NSFW creators and I’ll draw you some boobs or wieners or whatever if you think it’d help

Excited to see the entire Warner Bros catalog pulled from streaming unless you support the worst platform

Cops can do literally anything they want and will still always be at the front of every line for more money

“In every age it has been the tyrant, the oppressor and the exploiter who has wrapped himself in the cloak of patriotism, or religion, or both to deceive and overawe the People.” Eugene Debs

HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED

Your default avi disqualifies you from being interacted with

I just upgraded to Procreate 5.4 and have so many new brushes to mess around with. It’s like Christmas if I liked Christmas.

Wow good point. Mind if I incorporate that into my childish worldview

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before you seek revenge dig two graves, one for practice and the other for the body

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

Make sure to wish a librarian a happy Gerald Ford Trapped in The Penn Library Elevator Day.

All the President’s Men is the best movie about talking on the phone and writing things down

Dig yourself outta the shit!

Am I capitulating to fascism if I want to see the last episode of Alien: Earth before I cancel Hulu…

New frontiers in lyin’ for Jesus

Hakeem Jeffries standing up on his hind legs like a little Rory Calhoun

The usual Heron Corner business... 🪶

Only just realizing how visionary it was that on September 5th former Mountain Goats bassist Peter Hughes released an album called Half-Staff Blues

Louise by George Hommel, 1927.

A bit of silliness from 2021. Kong's first line is taken directly from the 2007 BBC adaptation of Elizabeth Gaskell's Cranford.

Every day I wake up

It’s too bad all the Harper’s Letter signers were all on the same bus together that crashed into the ocean and they all drowned or got eaten by sharks and crabs. We could really use their moral clarity today.

SearsHenge. This morning in Chicago as we approaching the Autumnal Equinox and Chicagohenge time.

The weaver-god, he weaves; and by that weaving is he deafened, that he hears no mortal voice

Reading the latest current events like

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It will soon be illegal not to laugh at Jimmy Fallon

One thing I'll say about DC not only canceling Red Hood, but recalling the first issue and refunding stores for buying it, is that you can still get Neil Gaiman's work through them. They still work with Otto Schmidt. Eddie Berganza worked there for years AFTER the formation of a policy that no women

Special warm feeling getting to yell ’fuck you’ directly into the windshield of the shithead trying to force a long gone left turn light and with the temerity to honk at *me* about it

This sincerely makes me feel like there is no way for me to survive in this stupid world

Jesus Christ.

i've been doing research on 1920s-30s graphic design and I have found some GEMS so please enjoy

Let's all not repost the live-forever salamander man