Corporations will say anything. "We're giving our CEO a trillion dollars." No they aren't. That's not true.

They made a photo that plays the Curb Your Enthusiasm music

a bit of 'trying not to be in such a gnashing mood because I gotta do some stuff' music

I love that the ruling is “Chicago fucking rules, fuck the liars and the haters”

So Adobe pushed the inevitable "upgrade" from Photoshop 2025 to 2026 whereupon I immediately noticed they've fucked the rectangular marquee tool. No longer do I have access to things I use constantly (setting sizes/ratios of selections) but instead one more thing that demands I generate AI slop.

Love to order from Penzey's Spices because they just throw stuff like this in your box. Never going to wear it, not my style, but I do appreciate the sentiment.

please don’t assume that because i’m wet, i’m also wild

Being reminded how I posted this on Election Day last year and accidentally got a bunch of people in trouble on fb when they tried to repost it

Had my little walk on a perfect fall day thinking about all the hornt up Frankenstein fan fic that must be in the works

Double sun

Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover

Sure our electricity is expensive as hell and mostly goes to generate pictures of pregnant Sonic at the Nuremberg rally but at least I’m my toaster isn’t running on woke

I couldn’t even tell you how many times I’ve accidentally saved and quickly unsaved posts

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

RETVRN

I guess Jurassic World: Rebirth is quite a thrill if you’re showing up to witness the spectacle of disgorging the worst Jurassic World movie yet. Wouldn’t have believed it possible but they did it.

Sure would be something if our inoperative government, while intentionally starving people and shutting down air travel, can still underwrite this bullshit

You can't chalk it on the sidewalk if it isn't true

Guy who thinks about graphic design too much: "What Obama 2008 and Mamdani 2025 prove is that picking the appropriately distinctive typeface is critical." Any normal person: "Oh you mean the font?" GWTAGDTM: "Get away from me."

The quintessential aesthetic of fascism

Nobody needs this guy when the Old 97s exist. And if they somehow stopped existing no one would still need this guy.

You know it smells crazy in there

Mads-Schubert www.tumblr.com/mads-schuber...

Guess who's back! 🦇 55 years missing: An international team led by the museum rediscovered the Turkestan long-eared bat in the Karakum Desert. Endemic species like 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘵𝘶𝘴 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘬𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘶𝘴 reveal how life adapts – and why protecting unique habitats matters. 🌏 📹 Christian Dietz #biodiversity #bats

I’m sure it’s part of being a v. financially insecure freelancer but I think about this guy like once a week at least

Imagine how much better it would have worked out for everyone if they’d given that money to me. It’s not too late they probably have more.

A short life to them, and a jolly death.

We have to necromance cheney to tell him

There will be quite a noticeable hole in my life if I’m not hearing detailed, constant reporting and commentary on the New York City mayoral election

The best way to find out some fuckhead (jd vance’s half brother) is running for office is the first thing you hear about it being that he lost

Maybe I’m just the mark here but it’s quite weird to see someone say ‘I really hate that guy’ referring to this guy. Really? This guy? You hate this one?

I haven’t heard of a single person getting suspended or even scolded for gloating about dead sack of pig crap Dick Cheney but I wish there were a way for him to know no one cares

I genuinely don't have any idea what "barstool sports" is other than a name associated with embarrassing himself online and I don't know why that needs offices or why it matters where they are

Certainly seems like an economic indicator that both the Aldis I go to have entirely removed self-checkout fairly recently. And it’s not because they want to pay more cashiers.

It's working

New awareness campaign

Good luck to NYC in their election. From a city that already elected a socialist, let me assure you no matter the outcome you will never need to stop being mad about the mayor.

thoughts & prayers for “skeletor” lol

I hope you hate being dead Dick Cheney. I wish Hell could be real for you.

Welcome to Derry is maybe as many as two dial clicks away from being a full on Stephen King parody

Lots of people who had no issues with ‘Vivek Ramaswamy’ just can’t choke out a ‘Mamdani’ to save their lives

4:47 pm (‘Enter Sandman’ plays)

Me staying very chill while I keep having to tell people my anti-AI designs weren't made with AI