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@cmonmaque.bsky.social
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Un éléphant. Pour de vrai.
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With Al, no university will need to trouble themselves with pesky human students ever again. Instead they'll have Al students who are all sexy ladies with big juggs and 17 fingers. The men professors can dote on them and when they see a lady professor can shout "it's over for you!". It's a paradise
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Frances Meh
about 1 hour ago
you don't see many christian essayists these days like c.s. lewis or isaac bejesus singer
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i’ve noticed how nothing’s been said about the shooter’s tattoos or extremely far right views espoused on social media (e.g. nick fuentes fandom)
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Imani Gandy
about 21 hours ago
Gavin Newsom looks like one of the masks they wore in Point Break
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cartoon dog gf
43 minutes ago
if this is what “vote blue no matter who” means, then just pick the nominee in the backroom like you’ve always done since the days of tammany fucking hall
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cartoon dog gf
44 minutes ago
what’s even the point of a primary election if anyone who disagrees with the predetermined establishment pick is treated as a wrecker who can’t adhere to democratic centralism (which tbh i wasn’t aware the us democratic party was a leninist formation)?
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I can't watch this shit come on. Motherfucker straight up looks like bowser from the super mario brothers movie like what are we doing here?
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cartoon dog gf
about 1 hour ago
what a fucking concept
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1 day ago
if that means any or all of their choices are third party, so be it & having any conversation that could be perceived as vote-scolding before or after this isn't helping the case either. i also think it's good that people are voicing issues now so there's time to consider other options.
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1 day ago
counterpoint: regardless of who someone says they're voting for or who we think/hope they're voting for, the best thing we can do for democracy & maximum civic participation is ensuring that we're supporting any & all eligible neighbors have the means to vote at all.
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about 1 hour ago
i was dropping all sorts of spicy takes yesterday mack
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WHADDYA MEAN EXCEPT FOR A SOCIALIST!!!? BUT THAT WAS THE WHOLE THING YOU JUST SAID aww GEEZ! I'm starting to think you were pulling my leg this whole time
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It's fine if you'll vote for whoever tbh. "i'll vote for whoever has a D next to their name" cool you have shit for brains but like you'll serve a purpose. God speed.
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🏳️⚧️The Milkmaid of Human Kindness🎶
about 6 hours ago
Rev. Jesse Jackson's "I *am* somebody..." remains one of the all-time great pieces of 20th century rhetoric / agitprop And he could deliver it at a Black separatist meeting, the Democratic National Convention, or on god-blessed Sesame Street (see below 🥹) RIP to the Voice of the Voiceless
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Parker Molloy
1 day ago
A bit frustrating that I asked
@contrapoints.bsky.social
a straightforward question about the strategy of unconditionally pledging your support regardless of policy stances, she replied with a strawman, I called that out and elaborated on it, and she then responded to a bunch of people (but not me).
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John Fetterman looks like something the Flintstones would use to cut grass.
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I’ve had a bold vision of John Fetterman being hired by CBS to host a show called “straight talk”
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John Fetterman looks like an offensive cartoon
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John Fetterman looks like a missing link in evolution from an earlier phase of humanity known as “gigantic pieces of shit”
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the only verified Shawn Connolly accept no substitutions
about 1 hour ago
[some NSA agent sitting in a cubicle] “Well… it’s a living”
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You ever get the feeling you're being watched? Sometimes I look in the mirror and think "boy I bet some sick piece of shit is watching you right now!"
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Gord Jorkins
about 1 hour ago
What do you mean Dracula taught you nothing about business? 1. Invest in real estate. 2. You can cut costs by shipping yourself places. 3. Staffing is as easy as enthralling any young barrister who wanders by. 4. Avoid direct sunlight.
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Ben Phillips
about 5 hours ago
I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is
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little lamb
about 1 hour ago
Anderson Cooper may be gone but don’t let that worry you; 60 Minutes is still plenty gay
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Two hits: I bicycle kick you and then rip your spine out to finish you. Then Goro shows up and my day is FUUUUUUUUUCKED
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Jerry Chen
about 3 hours ago
happy lunar new year!
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I always hate those self help books for young professionals. Like I’m sorry but “Dracula” taught me nothing about running a small business
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Wanna feel old? The Berenstain bears cubs are now fully adult bears. One is an accountant and the other is a dental hygienist and both have slaughtered countless human beings after developing a taste for manflesh
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Me in an action movie: “strap on, this is about to get nuts!” Female costar: “don’t you mean strap in?” Me: “haha oh my gosh thats so embarrassing. Yeah. Strap in.” *pulls out cellphone and texts wife “no go, hon. She’s not down”*
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about 2 hours ago
The fact that he was basically like "Music ain't that hard" then released a #2 hit? God-like for that alone.
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Josh Levin
about 2 hours ago
RIP to Jesse Jackson, who in this debate w/David Duke in 1977 delivered (until the host cut him off) a message of unity and against "national isolationism" that's important to hear today. He also ended the show w/one of the sickest burns ever directed at Duke: "You're not even a legitimate Klansman"
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Using AI to crack long theorised algorithms and mathematical equations like what would cruella deville look like pregnant and now show me her boobies
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lauren
about 2 hours ago
www.transformernews.ai/p/the-left-i...
i wouldn't call this "directionally correct" as much as i'd call it uninterested in confronting the left critiques of the AI industry that the right has no objection to: the amorality of its leaders, its model of theft, and its environmental damage
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The left is missing out on AI
As a movement, it has largely refused to engage seriously with AI, ceding debate about a threat and opportunity to the right
https://www.transformernews.ai/p/the-left-is-missing-out-on-ai-sanders-doctorow-bender-bores
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I love my blue city police forces.
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Joey Scott
about 12 hours ago
The LAPD is citing truancy laws in an attempt to squash the ongoing school walkouts against ICE. The LAPD is also threatening to arrest any parents or adults who support the kids in their acts of civil disobedience.
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Muslims and the spying spies who spy on them
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Electric Chimp
about 2 hours ago
fuck it: I'll post it, but not to slam Jesse Jackson - he more than redeemed himself since he made this mistake before I was born but I am posting this to make the point that snl has fallen so incredibly far - and nothing anyone can say or do can destroy that truth
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Eddie Murphy Hymie Town
Jesse Jackson calls New York City, " HymieTown"
https://vimeo.com/139091477
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Okay I’m sorry but look I really thought this lunar new year was the year of the teenage mutant ninja turtle
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With enough baijiu, everyday is Chinese new year…
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I mogg clavicular every night in a big bed with my wife
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Who is this woodland beast and why does he cry?
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AtomicPwrdRobot
about 2 hours ago
Now I want to see Herzog perform this scene from Harry and the Hendersons.
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Harry and the Hendersons (8/9) Movie CLIP - Goodbye, My Friend (1987) HD
YouTube video by Movieclips
https://youtu.be/1d8oqIXtjdo?si=yvGZ0gKVm0tbeQUZ
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key
about 2 hours ago
reminder: don’t sweep your house, take out your trash, do laundry, or cut or wash your hair today! happy lunar new year 🧧🔥🐴
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Jerry Chen
about 2 hours ago
i been celebrating lunar new year all year 😎
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Western civilisation baybay
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Denny Carter
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Guys, I’m hearing 6'5 Australian TERA-CHAD Androgenic has flown to U.S and BONESMASHMAXXED in order to HUNT down the ASU frat leader and engage in a MOG-OFF to avenge Clavicular after the BRUTAL frame mog incident that took place last week.
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Pabst Blue Ronin (Currently Booked)
about 2 hours ago
Not a fan!!
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I’m willing to believe Hillary Clinton ate children
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