Before Sydney Sweeney, online men were obsessed with Anya Taylor Joy. Before her, they were obsessed with Chloe grace Moretz. All these men should be locked in a cage

Deciding to lose my mind and hop into peoples posts about Taylor Swift like “you’ve besmirched lady Taylor’s HONOR!!!”

Taylor Swift has too much money and I don’t like it

🥹🫡🫡

Not so wonderful: someone screaming for a medic in the middle of this crowd Someone, presumably drunk, responds with an attempted "USA!" chant but is shushed

Happy fourth 🎆🎆🎇🎇

red, white, and boob

Somehow I still have 26 states to go and I have no idea where they are. This is a very organized event full of very fun activities like Going Into Booths and Taking Pictures In Front Of the Temu Arch

wow. America two fifty. lot of people, i'm told almost everyone, doesn't realize, they say well, two fifties. i'll just say a hundred, can you believe it? i said, really? and they said yes sir you're about the only one who gets it. two hundreds, AND fifty. it's so simple. people make everything hard

I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work

Is that good?

Grandchildren frantically asking for my help writing their history essay while accusing me of lying

Gonna be fun in 20 years when we have all this deep research and study into the Iran war around why the president attacked completely unprovoked, none of it accurately understanding “the president really liked to see himself on TV”

Happy fourth 🎆🎆🎇🎇

I’m agreeing with u now let’s talk about how bad Zohran Mamdani is, my main complaint is he is socialist

Thank you so much vote Cuomo

She is the best and most beautiful of America, my queen

She hasn’t even begun to peak

I mean this was the ultimate endpoint right?

Fantastic

“you can always tell a milford man”

Well I love that song, and those songs, Paul Simon has since proved what a complete fucking thief of music he is. Graceland, par example

J6 2: Heat death boogaloo

Happy Fourth of July to mungo Jerry. I know they’re British, but it feels right to call them American

They know the most terrifying image ever: a marching band

Happy Fourth of July to mungo Jerry. I know they’re British, but it feels right to call them American

Still chuckling about this because surely the UK is happy to rid itself of what ended up being a 34T per annum investment

Don’t be afraid to ask for something special on the 4th of July. Like fireworks, or butt stuff. Or if you’re in jackass: fireworks WITH butt stuff

Obsession is the white girl “get out”

All of Cage's dancing in this movie is ai. Most of Nicolas Cage is ai now, upsetting his children

Astaire's tailoring is so good in Daddy Long Legs (1955). It's said that he used to dance, jump, and twirl in his tailor's fitting room to make sure the his jacket's collar never lifted off his neck. To me, he embodied American elegance.

Sovereignty innit

Loved this movie. Nicholas Cage. So spooky

Celebrating Brexit?

Mmkay

“Mrs. Doubtfire you’re trying to seduce me.”

More like GINAdependence day amiright

I'm not sure there is a more cooked brain on the planet than Joe Rogan's

Man bad bunny just performed at the Super Bowl

This may be the most 80s thing I have ever seen

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we we people

nick fuentes talks a pretty big game for a guy i could comfortably bench three of

Americans are tired of meaningless platitudes, we need real messages like this!

So true

Who are we rooting for in the Travis kelce/Taylor Swift thing?

it’s clothes isn’t it

LMFAOOOOO