Trump upon realising this investigation somehow still leads right back to himself:

Boring pet sematary

🤌

I am having a miserable week but I am baked watching yakuza and not sitting in the white house shattering my eardrums to the theme to “Cats”

could you wait to do this until I can afford therapy.

The most important reason is that Jeff Bezos would never dump billions of dollars into a company that was even nominally a nonprofit

Of course when I’m in a tropical paradise enjoying a marvellous vacation that’s when news comes out that trump gave Clinton sloppy toppy

unsure if it’s true, but i’m choosing to believe in that epstein email where he implied that trump gave bill clinton head

Lemon Party is real

Important to note these that the hackers used “highly advanced” techniques such as telling the LLM that they were cyber security experts. Claude was just no match for the ol’ “wallet inspector”

Ahhhh New York. The big apple…

Hello carrefour my old friend, it’s nice to be in you again 🎶🎵

Breakfast when you’re on an island paradise

You know what gets a bad rap? The Inquisition

Important to note these that the hackers used “highly advanced” techniques such as telling the LLM that they were cyber security experts. Claude was just no match for the ol’ “wallet inspector”

chorizo is superior to bacon in almost every way

Not entirely sure what bubble.blue is doing, but we're in company that's far too good for us. (This is the "Last Month" version.)

Rude that he doesn’t use his Anaconda accent in his videos

i do not agree that armageddon is a classic 90's action film. if you don't know who or what this is in response to, don't worry about it

what was his crime? being right? having a succulent correct take?!

I think the recent news proves that even if Michael Wolff is trying to exonerate you, he’ll still eventually probably just make matters far worse for you

The Greeks gave us so many things. Democracy. Philosophy. That delicious dressing. We should be so thankful

Whenever I see a new Jon Voight video I’m always so stunned that he’s still alive

Prime content

i consumed so much content yesterday. 37 content. probably take it easy today.

why worry about credit, the world will end before they can collect

Who wants to take out a car loan and a 50 year mortgage? Come on, have some guts. Let’s go crazy and fuck up out credit together

Can chupa chups replace cigarettes? Let’s find out!

When my grandfather saw a movie for the first time it scared him to death. He was in the theater and the train came right towards him and this was very frightening as he was scared of the dark

I suffer from a rare condition where I always drop meatballs on my shirt when eating a meatball sandwich

What’s more likely: the Japanese PM has a genetic mutation where she only requires 2 hours of sleep per night or sleeping 2 hours per night has caused a psychosis where she believes all she needs is 2 hours of sleep per night

Two hours a night? Sloth is a deadly sin, PM. I’d expect zero hours per night

ooh this is lovely! 💜💜💜

I must suffer from another form of that same disease where I always drop ketchup on my shirt any time I eat something with ketchup on it.

Soy sauce* sushi**

your internet doctor (I am not a doctor) is here to tell you that this is not a rare condition

I’ll sleep when I’m dead from a lack of sleep

I suffer from a rare condition where I always drop meatballs on my shirt when eating a meatball sandwich

Do you think Thomas Chatterton Williams has ever been in a situation where he has to sign his name but there's not enough room to use his middle name

HECK YEAH our jaeger's name is MACQUESIMUM OVERDRIVE

apparently @cmonmaque.bsky.social is my co-pilot :)

A similar thing happened to my grandfather. The train came right at him and he only escaped by the skin of his teeth. From that day, a law was passed banning projection screens on train lines.

How much do you think god makes an hour

Two hours a night? Sloth is a deadly sin, PM. I’d expect zero hours per night

When my grandfather saw a movie for the first time it scared him to death. He was in the theater and the train came right towards him and this was very frightening as he was scared of the dark

My lawyer: “they leaked your discord chat” Me: “oh my god!!! What did they find?” Lawyer: “it’s when you sent a picture of yourself in a new outfit and asked if you looked fat and nobody replied” Me: “I see. Did you see the picture?” Lawyer: “yes” Me: “did you think I looked fat?” Lawyer: “…”

2023: "They're taking advantage of a 16-year-old MINOR!! I have a daughter close to that, if you come near her as a 31-year-old man, we're going to have a SERIOUS PROBLEM!!" 2025: "He was not a pedophile; he was into the barely legal type. Like he liked 15-year-old girls... that is what I believe."

I HAVE DEPRESSION AND ANXIETY AND CRIPPLING EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION AYOOOOOOOOOO

So the streamer Ludwig recently found out that one of his earliest regular viewers, who was trans, passed away and tonight he's doing a charity stream for the Trevor Project. So far he's raised over $46,000 in about 5 hours. www.twitch.tv/ludwig