"It's a shame you got your mother's penis."

We’ve hit a point where electing a Weeb President is theoretically possible and I think it’s one of the best shots we’ve got at instituting high speed rail in America.

shadow of the tennosis. idk

garage sale

거대한 도끼, 망치 같은 무기를 물리적 직관에 부합하게 묘사하는 방법.

That's right 🎲🎲

THEY OUT DEAD-CELLED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!!

Hey if you're looking for a good movie to watch Better Than Chocolate(1999) is a based-on-a-true-story of a queer bookstore overcoming government censorship. Also there's lots of fun lezzy stuff and a heartwarming relationship between a trans woman and butch lesbian.

once again: are we pleased to have aided and abetted the rise of GC politics because a handful of trannies made us comfortable? did we get everything we want with absolutely no blowback?

They literally JUST ran a poll in which 60% of the ENTIRE US population has an unfavorable view of Israel.

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Speak Muse, of the Audiobook version of The Odyssey narrated by Claire Danes.

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Show is UP youtu.be/JeNNZOJvwu8

Sick shirt @papapishu.bsky.social

Never seen a rational market in my life.

Mitch McConnell looking great!

How about you?

I recently turned on auto capitalization cuz I was sick of capitalizing my sentences but that shit should know know that lol is not meant to have its first letter capitalized. Lol.

Because there's never a plan to win. There's no exit strategy.

I'll be real if I walked into a guy's room and his 9 iron is sitting on his desk unsecured as intimidation, I'm reaching for it.

Remembering that the hacker group is called ShinyHunters. While you were out getting a job, the people who were obsessed with min/maxing Pokemon stats studied the blade.

the future is here and it is picking images for news alerts

try amphetamine salts! available at your nearest apothecary

Trying to figure out why I have a horrible headache then I checked the AQI

i personally think ezra klein is too attached to his personal brand rather than the future of liberalism

Obama was not a liberal and never said he was. We mistakenly assumed he was because he was black, a community organizer, and had a good slogan.

My "I'm not in violation of any eavesdropping or wiretapping laws" T-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt.

It’s Landlord Grey

took an addy on my day off time to wistfully look at Winkler knives all day @alanaferal.bsky.social

Not sure why some people are so shocked over Lupita Nyong'o's casting in 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘖𝘥𝘺𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘺. Christopher Nolan is known for his attention to detail, and since the source material describes Helen of Troy as the most beautiful woman in the world, he cast the most beautiful woman in the world.

Total woke cultural victory. We're bringing pronouns back. It is now illegal to be a white male. We're doing May Day parades just for HR ladies.

555-RENTACOP

Getting bigger boobs... Must not open dollskill dot com

Dumb fuck LT's that call danger close fire missions you better be careful! They're going to pull you apart and eat you like gorillas.

Daily bunny no.3382 discovers an infestation

My apologies, Gary K Wolf, I was not familiar with your game.

Gawker 2.0

They're such Baddies

What if .... I skipped all the spiritual crap in the ds9 pilot

Wife's not home time for bachelor cuisine. Mac and Cheese shin ramen you my only friend

I gotta start removing anyone from my timeline that makes me read anything by matty yglesias

i’m a big fan of finding instances of what i’m calling “chambermaxxing”

EVERYTHING IS SO BORING I NEED A CIGARETTE

I kinda wanna play hitman

do NOT eat the pizza mre

ITS SUCH A GOOD IDEA TO WATCH THE BIG SHORT RIGHT NOW