Esoteric Egg

just a quick fiver

*EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*

:3

I think there's some good uses for AI, like plant identification and stuff.

I mean, if the clip wasn't obvious enough, I love that the actor for Garak (Andrew Robinson) says that it was always how he played the character (source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqvl...)

NOBODY CALLS ME A HALFWIT AND FRAUD UNLESS SHE'S 6'5 IN HEELS, CLAD IN LEATHER, AND I'M PAYING HER $1500 AN HOUR

this is maybe one of the funnier termination letters ever written. is there even a legal department there anymore?

SELL SELL SELL MARKET CRASH IN ONE MONTH

who says I'm not fish?

I'm going to need the author to knock it the fuck off with the metaphors.

looking for that rarest of birds. the gas station on my commute that sells my cigarettes that also doesn't require me to make a left turn

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals. As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them. Go Knicks.

🚨 Welcome to the streets where legends are made IT'S RACE WEEK IN MONACO 🔥

had to wash my hair because my ponytail got so heavy with grease it was giving me a headache

happy pride to all pussy eaters

dbd pride posting day 2: Nurse and Huntress

happy pride

RLM on the back rooms

happy pride

Played college ball, you know.

When my friend says she did a couple tricks on her dirt bike

this is the modern version of spraying champagne everywhere

Me: Do I really need a $400 monitor color calibration device? My product:

Permanent suspension from twitter for yaoi bait financial crimes. on the first day of pride no less

saving up for a house

happy pride

saving up for a house

Thread

I do this when I cum

When my friend says she did a couple tricks on her dirt bike

Ok here’s my Nick Fuentes

The Chicago riverwalk is a truly 10/10 urban renewal project

trying to join a union because i hear they enjoy stroking(?)

met someone who did it and was like "did not know that was an option"

double dickle

sung like They Might Be Giants

Who is getting the worst head?

Whoever wins will inherit the title of Boss

Did you see this??? An entire 50 PERCENT of Democratic voters under 30 want the party to MOVE TO THE LEFT on transgender issues. Comparing with other issues polled, it's second only to healthcare as an issue younger voters want to see the party move left on.

Oh did you guys not enjoy Chud Stalingrad

MADE IN HEAVEN CAN'T YOU SEE THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY SAYS TO ME

Hearing that if you do this your computer melts

dont want to get POLITICAL but its crazy i only ever see trans women with the rude tag on here

fun fact: I tried to do the original meme with women but women in kojima games are always frowning like a disappointed mother

when you nut, but she keep sucking