ah, but it is

Trump the lolcow

I can't believe even Liz Warren is dark woke now

no shot this made me gay

On it!

"To be a Barb is something related to, but other than, enjoying the music of Nicki Minaj. Enjoying the music is something I often forgot to do entirely. To be a Barb is to tap into a Lovecraftian, demiurgic force that’s ultimately indifferent to its devotees, and to Onika Tanya Maraj herself." sick

I wrote about MAGA Minaj from the perspective of a Barb (a condition for which there is lamentably no known cure) johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/a-mf-monster

This man clearly does not feel comfortable shouting at a law enforcement officer. He seems to me worried about the consequences of getting in his face. And yet he does it anyway. His sense of *justice* overrides his fear. *That's manhood*. We should celebrate that kind of masculinity.

"Short Stack" lol. "Oh you're a little guy too" 😭

This is hilarious on MANY levels; The first of which is that you can't smoke weed if you work for Palantir due to needing Gov't clearance on most projects.

"I don't tend to recommend this but, you specifically should get high."

the girls are fighting

making my money the old fashioned way by creating a made-up device to sell to the US government for a cool $10M

they should’ve given Vader the big manga eyes smh

Hasan saying if might makes right, then he could use his vast trove of ostentatious wealth to hire a private army and invade Asmongold's house

they aren’t even in his way, this pig is just lashing out at anyone nearby who isn’t cowering from him. their morale is low.

The Bunny Patches scarves are finally back in stock! 🐰🧣 #artshop #scarves #bunnies #knit Grab one here! 💕

one of the most effective weapons we have against fascism is mockery, especially when its really funny

I'm gonna turn NSANet trans

“Be not afraid.”

hello bot tan

Night Hikes for kids!

"Possible ties to activist groups" means it's a fishing expedition to desperately defend this to their followers that are getting more and more uncomfortable

thinking people being randomly taken off the streets might be a kitchen table issue.

We are in the cool zone now.

the truth is, we are perfidious albion

Hasan saying if might makes right, then he could use his vast trove of ostentatious wealth to hire a private army and invade Asmongold's house

Real darkness has love for a face. The first death is in the heart.

today I'm going to dilly and/or dally

sick album cover

closing the tab on this "culinary inventions timeline" for failure to note the creation of stuffed crust pizza

can't sleep so I made a nice long alt text

THEY'RE LADIES OF A CERULEAN PERSUASION OK

The animating force at the heart of US conservatism currently is incandescent rage at the mere idea of women's autonomy and independence. An image of a smiling woman who looks insufficiently deferential for their tastes riles them up enough to tear up the social contract.

Daisy brand cottage cheese wants you to fistfight ICE

Starbucks not beating the milkshake shop allegations with these powder addins

can't sleep so I made a nice long alt text

Sentiment check: r/wallstreetbets is absolutely libbing out, indistinguishable from Bsky.

they just created 1,000,000 jerome powells

does anyone know why it HURTS

You now have no excuse to avoid @veradrew22.bsky.social's THE PEOPLE'S JOKER. Here's something I wrote after a secret screening way back in 2023!

"The key to winning, as always, was looking as if you had every right, nay, duty to be where you were. It helped if you could also suggest in every line of your body that no one else had any rights to be doing anything, anywhere, whatsoever."

The pen might not be mightier than the sword, but maybe the printing press was heavier than the siege weapon. Just a few words can change everything… - Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment

The Virgin Democratic Party Establishment Candidate: "ICE isn't coordinating with local police. This is no way to bring down prices!" The Chad Episcopalian Bishop: "I have instructed my priests to prepare for martyrdom."

This is the tail of the Lesbian Hunter

stay 200' back *drives up to take a picture*