the soy right

he straight up says literally in the prior sentence that "bombs will be dropping everywhere" yeah please take over your government after i turn all of your civilian infrastructure into ash. fuck off you hitlerite.

nom nom nom

you know I would say her matching pink phone case really makes this, gives Goodwin a huge "sad loser man at the end of Legally Blonde" vibe

asked a friend what her plan was if the food supply to the city was interrupted permanently, and she said "die."

in a literal total collapse of civilization everyone is fucked and the most practically skilled people don't become kings, they just live long enough to watch the people they love all starve so yeah if you think that's gonna happen just enjoying life in the city isn't a bad play

America, much like our mascot the bald eagle, is kleptoparasitic.

BREAKING: Protests have erupted at Columbia University after the school says DHS agents detained a student after making "misrepresentations to gain entry" to building.

Mister Missile or We'll Be Right Back Pt 2

I only have mild, predictable money loss, like gatcha

If you're a trans person in Kansas who had your drivers license invalidated, you can absolutely trust @marisakabas.bsky.social to handle your story with care. I vouch for her 100%.

Swing voters? The only thing they should be swinging is from a ceiling fan.

We'll be right back.

home security system

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getting pegged up there

It's so incredibly rare to see good 'straight comedy' anymore lol Excellent work from Taylor Tomlinson on her new special 'Prodigal Daughter'

I need to stop smoking my fags like I have grudge against them

Just watched a fifteen minute video of Michael Parenti complaining about the sound systems at colleges he was speaking at.

SUDDENLY I'VE GONE BACK TO THE ANCIENT HAN AND BECOME LIU BEI'S FOURTH SWORN SIBLING!?

why do I look like all these bricky broads from the 80s it's killing me

the Amelie guy made a different movie Delicatessen, and I much prefer it. of course there is no manic pixie in it

I hate talking about politics on here because it's midwits all the way down but Gavin Newsom can go suck lemons. I will never vote to betray my principles again. Nominate AOC or lose, badly.

*posts selfie* haha

I'm glad I left the city man. if I was there I would probably be wearing 3d printed masks on the subway

I got called in on my day off 😥

In retrospect this had a way larger effect on me then I ever could have imagined.

what's the most stamps you've ever eaten at once

For Playboy, I wrote about Clavicular, masculinity, and the digital image www.playboy.com/read/enterta...

actually I thought of that before you

Death Stranding Orchestral Concert featuring Woodkid please!!!!

I hate when people do this. I'm sorry I made a joke, sir! yes I'm sure you knew all along. the world has nothing to teach you. SHUD DA FUK UP

called out, there's no road

it's going to be a major political project for the rest of our lives to remind the goldfish brained american electorate every 2 years what the conservative definition of "criminal" actually is

This is the most incredible footage of blue whales I’ve ever seen

besides, its many obvious horrors, from the perspective of say, the average consumer, one of the worst parts about living under late stage capitalism is the fact that you can't even actually buy the things you need. Every kind of product has become limited run, fast fashion.

it's going to be an absolute disaster tomorrow. I can't believe they're still sending us out there

I know a place

i'm not telling anyone what to do but tbh even ironically engaging in the sudden onslaught of using terms like max and mog feels extremely astroturfed and i'm just not doing it, that shit's a tulpa, man all of it is tulpas you don't have to substantiate the tulpa man

Culture won today

I actually do feel joy when I crawl for an entire kilometer through a corn field just to stab a single sniper in the eye