lol owned

there is some part of me that really wants a prosthetic arm but only on my terms

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

little daoist comic. he has a name but i'm holding onto it for now.

my final essay for Conde-era Them is about Animorphs, a series I have probably thought about every single day since 1998. please enjoy

I think I'll reply to this with an unfunny joke or a less than insightful comment that complains about some other annoying facet of conservatives. -Every Bluesky User

Boss expert here, management only does this when they're very distressed

THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE WRECKAGE BROTHER

yes

IRANIAN NEGOTIATOR: hey if gas is $6 a gallon in November what kind of prison do you think you're going to go to. like. You..personally. do you think it's gonna be a NICE prison. or do you think it's gonna be a NOT nice prison.

UFC pop for Trump 2025 vs 2026

It kinda sucks that GW only cares about space marines because the Sisters are an objectively cooler army Basically nuns with ork WAAAAAGH powers Walks right to a twelve foot demon and says "oh yeah you'll burn real good" before pulling the trigger on a blessed flamethrower the size of your car

me and the girls normally: fuck the church me and the girls after the Trump Heresy:

But the average, but the median, bruh we’re all talking about a crisis of greater and greater INEQUALITY. The extremes are getting more extreme. I mean nice for those in the middle i guess but you’re being wilfully blind to the devastation at the bottom for the sake of wanking over a chart

An alliance of secularists, peasants, priests, against corruption and genocide

me and the girls normally: fuck the church me and the girls after the Trump Heresy:

Séance of Blake Manor is so good

one o clock bitches (finally fixed the mechanism)

would anyone like a batch of my blueberry thunderclap? guaranteed to only make you go blind for 24 hours or less

apparently they made a game about this type.method.ac

me seeing a protest sign with good kerning

I'm gonna start runnin shine and I ain't payin no damn revenue men

guy who is definitely not plotting your demise

when I was newborn my momma didn't feed me when I cried only on a time schedule. so my brain broke it completely dissociated desire/work from reward. I'm basically only capable of surviving in a communist society in which my needs are taken care of.

seeing avis like this on the timeline so I guess it's "you're not actually poor because this chart said so" time

There’s this impulse to tell people who have no money that the data doesn’t support that and aside from often not accounting for rising costs and thus being wrong it is a weirdly bloodless way to approach the idea that offers no real solutions.

GOOD

beautiful day in our nation's capital

you were named after the most beautiful person I’ve ever known, Pan de Elote

get out ASAP.

I fucking love taxation without representation

just remember this stuff when they say the post office "lost" 9 billion dollars

STEEL CHAIR RIDER KICK FOR THE SICKOS

Please help me to not be homeless tomorrow or hungry today. I have to have about $180 set aside for my hotel room ($60) and deposit and transportation tomorrow (and that’s just tomorrow), but I only have $124. I also haven’t been able to afford to eat today. I’d be so grateful for any help.

RACK EM!!!!! NUMBER ONE VICTORY ROYALE!!!

if some chud replies to my bait in your replies you should mute it immediately

I can smell that my wife used too much if my oud perfume before leaving for her aunt's party. That's a dollar a spray bitch!

let's goooo wifecore

they should move NASA out of Florida

No. youtu.be/DBOipPPZIWU?...

the artemis II stuff was a lot of fun but as a regional supervisor of the misery engine that turns doomscrolling into green energy i'm glad it's over. we're down 44% from this time YoY for Q2

Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely

the devil just blinked

this is some ambien ass posting

did u know I gotta wife uwu