princess that frowns just a bit when she's being locked into the Royal Muzzle. it is a traditional and very important part of her regalia, but why can't she remember wearing it before that new court alchemist reminded her about it?

last night we made steak for our wife and our boyfriend

you need to go to the alamo drafthouse and you need to watch predator badlands one of the main characters is a gyro-bait amputated combat doll.

both her interpretation of the neuroablation machine/crown and Ambersthal from Steel Jaw Speak No Evil by Vivi!!

k9

recently we accidentally revealed too much about ourself when we pointed to a pair of boots we saw in a movie and rattled off the manufacturer and model number

can I be your hound?

we shot down two helicopters w/ RPGs in a row playing RedSec and took out one entire squad instantly and half of another squad but our recording software failed trying to cap it 😔

the specific ones we find ourself drawn to, personally, are Marceline, Huntress Wizard, BMO and The Lich.

MECHANIZED DIVINITY GY4-C3 meets a flesh-witch, and has its perceptions about the superiority of steel over flesh changed permanently. robot forcefem,,, archiveofourown.org/works/73791151

plushies!!

we suck dick with a mix of sheer joy and technical experimentation that displays a genuine passion for the act

wait, wait, what if we got the old king emblem from ac:fa as a tattoo.....

we are making another major lifestyle change with far-reaching implications: changing our jewelry from gold and diamond to silver and garnet

being a pretty mean-girl is okay, like you definitely can do that, but what about being a pretty kind-girl. have you tried living like that.

size difference frotting

our preferred steak preparation is 'as close to raw as the cook is comfortable serving'

+PLONK+

we got onto the back of an atv in bf6 and the whole drive the guy was honking the battlefield theme (it was cute)

variations on a theme, lately

deeply attracted to the kinds of women that find themselves strangely drawn to specific adventure time characters

back when we were +very+ uncomfortable with our body we would go to bed with the clothes from the previous day on, but now that we +like+ our body we typically sleep in nothing but our collar

with this new battery the pd150 our friend gave us has a 12 and a half hour battery life

we're so back

electric collar that says 'SHOCK ADVISED' out loud if it hears you swear

we're kind of like if fluttershy was a veteran

we were talking to a really cute doll recently and making plans to meet up so that she could satiate her oral fixation but she referred to our dick as a 'princes wand' and it was like all the desire just instantly disappeared

we don't speak german but for reasons that are likely painfully obvious to casual observers we understand roughly the same vocabulary that a dog living in berlin would

we need more artwork of women in muzzles and chains to add to our walls

Adalgisa uses a nerve-bypass port which allows her to maximize her reaction time on the cheap. Of course, she needs a connector when she's not in her mech, and her reckless use burns it out regularly, requiring a full removal and replacement of the port itself.

battlefield has a couple aggressively Talia-coded skins already

us and the bad it/itses we pulled by being confusingly autistic

I know leather is more traditional, but some Handlers prefer sleek latex. @roxxihorror.bsky.social as my hound Leinth from @kallidorarho.bsky.social 's Warhound stories and me as my own kind of Handler, so basically me but worse. Photo by @jackypride.bsky.social 🖤

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another Lappland commission

they're playing silent hill on the walls of this goth bar tonight

Today's other girlframe moment: Jawbreaker gets injected with sedatives for hitting the gym too hard and decides to sleep the dose off in that same rebel pilot's bunk in the prison cells while holding her like a stuffed animal

princess doing a line off of its guard's sword

recent outfits

mech pilots with intraosseus and neural access ports on its body, each one covered by an anti-tamper plug with a little red 'remove before deployment' tag on it

fiscally conservative socially AGAMP

any place that has a 'crumbl cookies' is spiritually deficient and already in the terminal stage of Cultural Fugue

fun talia fact: if we sleep in your bed it +will+ smell like ylang ylang and roses afterwards

transexual raven

we check k|w|farms every so often, in case anyone we know is getting picked up there and needs to be warned, and we saw a thread where someone was posting about how gleeful they were seeing people losing SNAP benefits and half the responses are from users on government assistance

waking up with a knot of hunger that is painful enough that it makes getting out of bed difficult, so we lay in bed longer and longer until it fades or we get used to it, which means we also usually end up not eating because we aren't hungry anymore