hey it would be really really cool if you would buy my record today cause today really fucking sucks lol

kfc murder chicks is @faradayribcage.bsky.social and @pashea.bsky.social

kernelpanicrecords.bandcamp.com/album/trans-... NEW CHICK MURDER

CONTRIBUTE

WITNESS THE FREEDOM AND DESPAIR

Come see us drape the spotify branded semen ejaculate cum rag over the generic amp speaker thingy Wednesday (the holy day) in San Francisco or wherever the fuck

WE WILL MAKE HIM BETTER. FOR OUR SHAREHOLDERS .

“ @djrozwell.bsky.social ” has been repossessed by our parent company , paradox view , for further experimentation. he will not be present for future tour stops but “pashea” will be filling on stage for the stops she is present for and eve will represent the band solo from reno to oakland

PREPARE FOR THE PACIFIC NORTH WORST

its bandcamp friday buy our new album “223” to fund our Wretched and Fawning and Obsequious Tour so we can buy Luxurious Big Diner Dinners kfcmurderchicks.bandcamp.com/album/223-2

DROP IT CREEP. DETROIT. THIS PSATURDAY.

in case y'all missed it, our 2nd run of TRAUMA REDUCTION PRAYER cassettes are available through our bandcamp & kitty on fire directly : www.kittyonfirerecords.com/products/tra...

T.R.O.Y. TONIGHT RIPPING OUT YOUR ORGANS

UPCOMING SHOWS. NYC TODAY. PROVIDENCE, RI 9/17. DENVER, CO 10/3.

💥 JUST ANNOUNCED💥 KFC Murder Chicks with Bejalvin, Dicqbeats, Destruction.esk & The World in Broken Glass 📆 MON., SEPTEMBER 29 at BEAT KITCHEN 🎟 ON SALE NOW 🔗 kickstandproductions.net

joyed to announce: opening for @kfcmurderchicks.bsky.social at the cobalt oct 7

Check it out!!!!!

after a 5 year wait, my new album "Heaven Camera" is out Oct. 9th and the first single is here 🪽 ffm.to/wastewaterdoll A collection of moments of life, captured by a Heaven Camera 📷 animation by @nanajournal1.bsky.social photography by Lewen Han

haven't seen liveleak footage that funny since the bjork stalker

UPDATED. WE ARE GOING TO MESS WITH TEXAS

223 IS REAL. kfcmurderchicks.bandcamp.com/album/223-2

223

223.

CAN’T EVEN WATCH ANTZ ON DEMAND WITHOUT THESE FUCKASS ADS . IM NOT DONATING !!!

OUR VOCALIST WAS FILMED

trailer for castration movie anthology ii. the best of both worlds . cut together by Hazel Norwood

A MESSAGE FROM OUR SPONSORS

has anyone else been getting these weird ads

NEW JERSEY

NEW JERSEY

PULL UP TO AN UPCOMING SHOW LEAVE W THIS SHIT ON

“…does not testify to your inferiority, but to THEIR INHUMANITY”

223.

2:23AM. PSNEAKY YOUTUBE

YOU CAN NOT SILENCE THE “SOUND OF THE SUMMER”

LIMITED TIME OFFER FOR THE “PEOPLE” OF “MASSACHUSETTS”