@jacobgeller.com have you ever considered covering blitz: the league?

CARTOON/BARTDIES.GIF

i know the ark won't come

Deep down inside 90% of you would probably love to do phone calls for a debt collection agency

sometimes your world becomes 223

Waiting for flobot

Buying hot food is literally never worth it dude. Just eat protein bars or frozen meals

224.

im the Janis Joplin of digital hardcore or whatever genre i am

Merzbow's Hierarchy of Needs

Today marty mcfly is in retrograde

Agreed

Today is the day marty mcfly goes back to the future

What's your favorite solo odb song

We used to have a pserver for this

going to chicago to see The Being

Natalie and I have come to the conclusion that eve is currently the only normal member of kfc

Ngl I rly wanna say some shit that'll make them not let me fly in an airplane rn bro!!!!

How much does rxk nephew charge for a verse

The only holiday music I've been able to bear this season so far is my homie @voiddweller.bsky.social's bangers. voiddweller000.bandcamp.com/album/the-wa...

Does anyone know how to easily move music from distro kid to another distributor without deleting all the music and reuploading it?

aphantasia, the internet’s busiest music nerd

bring back abandoning your wife and kids!

what was young sheldon doing in rwanda in 1994??!?

Ill be performing at manny'sin state college next month

Im gonna kidnap despot and make him make that album

natalie got me to stop disliking the word "grungler" by reframing it as a type of irradiated australian guy in a mad max type world

mom took my rabies now I can't cujo out

Also all the other posts you see on the feed are randomly taken from other users' storage without their knowledge

There should be an app that's like a pretend social media app. Make it look just like X or bluesky but your posts don't actually go anywhere but internal storage. Everyone has older posts they thought were just dumb vents or shitposts but which distance later reveals were actually insightful

Good year for really detailed albums

When you're in kfcmc your kfcsona is just whatever dormant antisocial traits everyone begged you to suppress in your pre-kfc life

Tony soprano was correct about everything affecting every facet of every other fucking thing

ra.co/events/22998... don't forget to get your ticket to come to my fuckin' show

(I think about a kid and it annoys me) I miss when child soldiers would go to war

Hold on....there MUST be a catchphrase that can solve this!! There MUST!!

First half of the month is difficult with rent, if you’ve liked my posts or poems and would like to help it definitely helps with gas and groceries!

This entire series is 72 hours long btw

It feels so empowering to get to say "ok yay"

Jacob Geller

I have a few pop cultural blindspots (my fiance thinks it's crazy that I've never seen Star Wars until recently) and I don't really know anything about Ariana Grande or have any sort of ire towards her, but every time I see her in an interview she looks like this and that's really funny to me

sovereign of gravity on which everything w e i g h s

We need to permanently retire "get that bag" and bring back the shame of selling out!! Sorry!!

The joker should of been called the murdering laugher

Heartwarming: this insane clown overcame his disability to become a rapper

the sentence "horny foot sniffer started following you" used to be a sentence that a normally calm detective would say to you frantically over the phone in an urban legend

Pitchfork 100% uses AI

“Don’t be fooled by the internet. It’s cool to get on the computer but don’t let the computer get on you” - Prince