Bubba was ghislaine maxwells horse

Ghislaine Maxwell horse theory confirmed

You can call me Tom

Changing my legal name to Thomas Foolery

My favorite part of brokeback mountain was when he said "I wish I knew how to quit your penis"

Is it possible that Schumer rolling the dice with American Healthcare was 5d chess? Maybe but also no he could have not rolled the dice and we could have found out about the Bubba email for Christmas or something after securing Healthcare insurance for all of us. Still a snake controlled opposition

Just because you live in hell doesn't mean you have to be a demon

Hey. Look. I noticed you've been posting a lot about aotus (night monkey) lately. Is everything OK?

dystopian ass weather report

Retiring from electronic music to focus on acoustic guitars

It's funny tho, like the situation itself and the wildly polarized climate and the fact that like the boogeyman they made for 40 years got topped off by the guy they said would be their savior from exactly that "kind of behavior" is absolutely hilarious. I'm glad I didn't kill myself in 2007

youtu.be/i94rzSfIQ5Q DJ HYPERGIANT IS BACK AT IT AGAIN?!

"every accusation is a confession" is cliche at this point but i cant even think of a single example that disproves it

Normally this on its own would be a funny picture but now with additional context I think this is even funnier and I don't even have to say Bill Clinton

wow what an unexpected surprise from the YMCA dance guy

So like Hillary had to be aware right? Like she was HOLDING her tongue on that debate stage

FOX NEWS: BREAKING, BILL CLINTON ACCEPYD ORAL SEX FROM PEDOPHILE

Do you they are gonna show us some shorts with an orange stain on them?

Kermit crab

Something seems familiar about the rendering for the White House ballroom

Do you think Bill tried to make a move on Obama? Like just to test the waters?

Do you think it's possible that Bill tried to make a move on Bush too? Like rubbing his shoulders or something when they had their transition of power?

🫲🍊🫱 I sucked him like he owed me money folks.

#fungifriday #fungifriends

We've really gone full circle with scandals here and somehow Bill Clinton is getting sucked on in all of them

✋️🍊🤚 Move over Nancy Reagan there's a new throat goat in town 🫲🍊🫱 Believe me folks it was the sloppiest tippy 🫲🍊🫱 He left an even bigger stain on my blue suit if you can believe that the biggest stains

This song really resonates with me because I am being beaten to death

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/

I would LOVE it if it was actually not Clinton but he mistyped "Bubbles" and was talking about Michael Jackson's Chimp

Feel bad for Monica Lewinsky as she now has something in common with Trump

there’s an email between Epstein and his brother talking about whether Putin has the photo of Trump blowing “Bubba” (Clinton). Incredible how Republicans are super okay with pedophilia but will absolutely draw the line at suckin dick

Papyrus is second only to comic sans

Comic sans the greatest of fonts

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

Cool way to find out the teens are even MORE unsafe around Megyn Kelly

Trump Invites Jeffrey Epstein On Stage To Explain There No Conspiracy https://theonion.com/trump-invites-jeffrey-epstein-on-stage-to-explain-there-no-conspiracy/