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Admittedly, I’m an O’Ward fan

How does Rasmussen not have more damage?

Ohhh noooo

BOB POCKRASS MENTIONED

Sting Ray is just in the way

Josef what are you doing?

They’re gonna absolve Palou of any guilt here like their lives depend on it

Ohhhhhhh no

How-ger did he not hit anything?

I cannot begin to explain how much I dislike Clint Bowyer

I hope the guy in front of me in my NiS race who just decided to brake two seconds earlier than the previous six laps for no reason appreciates that I didn't take him out when I wrecked avoiding him for 18th place on lap 55.

I've been thinking all day about what I would do if I were in charge of the Rays' uniforms and brand. My mind could change, but at least for now, I'm leaning towards pretty much a return to the 1998-2000 uniforms and logos, with some tweaks.

I've been thinking all day about what I would do if I were in charge of the Rays' uniforms and brand. My mind could change, but at least for now, I'm leaning towards pretty much a return to the 1998-2000 uniforms and logos, with some tweaks.

Make it stick.

The Rays put up a poll on Twitter today asking for fan input on a road jersey that actually says “Tampa Bay” (something they haven’t had since the green and black era in 2007).

We’re going back to the Finals, baby!

First he finally wins an O’Reilly Series race, and now less than two weeks later, Sheldon Creed is a Jeopardy! champion.

Democrats may not be able to prevent Mullin's confirmation, but they can certainly turn his track record of offense and stupidity into two days of televised humiliation so spectacular that he is wounded in Trump's eyes from day 1. That is the job.

🇺🇸 Reporter: You'll concede this is war? Markwayne Mullin: We haven't declared war. They declared war on us. Reporter: The president called it war and Secretary Hegseth called it war. Reporter: When you walked up just now, you called it war. Mullin: Okay. That was a misspoke.

She’s like a liar gone to burning hell

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

telling myself that this clip was the last straw

Markwayne Mullin is the most “defensive coordinator the whole team hates” option we have

Happy ten years of sleeping everywhere but the bed we buy for you, Alfred.

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They went from “Adrian Newey came from Red Bull and brought all the secrets” to “The car they brought to testing is one of the strangest setups we’ve seen in years” to “The car will literally vibrate Fernando Alonso to death” in real quick succession

Does Daryl Hall and KT Tunstall covering Bonnie Raitt’s “Something To Talk About” on Live From Daryl’s House count?

NASCAR Classics uploaded HD footage shot at Texas in 2001 and, despite being Texas Motor Speedway, it’s beautiful.

Sprouts, what are you on?

Everyone who gave Katherine Legge shit about being in a cup car better bring that energy here!!! 676 total laps in 7 races and he gets approved for the Busch Series??? Absolute joke

WELP!

Tough hearing this from one of my least favorite comedians

NASCAR shows they learned nothing from all the talk after Daytona

It may not be Dunkin, but a very large segment of the most annoying MAHA moms subsist on iced coffee

This is not cute, normal, or natural. Valtteris only wear long sleeve polos when they’re very distressed.

Yeah, it sure would suck if a group of religious extremists who loved guns and hated women doing anything got in power.

There was an episode of Aunty Donna’s “The Most Upsetting Guessing Game In The World” where one character had the trait of “Is upset that Pringles are now in a bag instead of a can” and I can’t find that specific episode but it was really good and they’d lose their minds if they saw this

Now, see, WIRED employs an interesting strategy here by interviewing this absolute ghoul, when I would have just tarred and feathered him.

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I was prepared to throw out the Scrubs revival as shameless nostalgia bait, but halfway through episode two, it’s actually really good.

Putting a GarfieldEats in Dubai was Garfield’s plan to strand Nermal in the Middle East

Excited to announce that I’m now The Letter O in The New Yorker. I’ve done it already on Jeopardy! but that was a much easier gig (silent O)

Penske is stealing ideas from my @tradingpaints.com showroom from six years ago