I finally met someone who disliked Project Hail Mary, and it’s my best friend since we were 3 years old. Might be time to rethink that.

Moana's Box-Office loss is causing Dwayne Johnson to experience an emotion for the first time Johnson is reportedly silent, picking at his feathers and has not touched his Dwayne Kibble in several days (Source: tinyurl.com/w4k9jkbh)

Our corporate team came down from out of state to visit the shop this week and we went and did a smash room as a group activity this afternoon. They said we didn’t have to go back to the shop afterwards, so it’s car wash time.

We had an HR presentation at work today and the whole thing broke down for about ten minutes to discuss how to monitor what we do with AI regarding work and potential client NDAs and I could barely contain myself from blurting out “Just don’t use it.”

This is the fourth time this week I’ve had to post this

RT @MLBStats: EASY power from Junior Caminero, smashing the longest Home Run Derby homer! (MLBStats x @GoogleCloud)

They got a lot right? Like what? The format (which was an MLB choice, not Netflix) destroyed the energy. The cameras focused on sideline players over the batters hitting the balls. Rizzo and Pence shrieked more than commented. They had no stats other than distance.

Right actor, wrong movie. Bicentennial Man, 1999 Disney Channel promoted the crap out of it leading up to release, hyping it up as this wacky comedy about Robin Williams playing a robot who becomes a man. Instead, it’s a slow, existential sci-fi piece about the what it means to be human.

Gross!

I’m conflicted about “teen takeover” crackdowns. On one hand, one in Clearwater resulted in a shooting victim and an attempted murder charge. One in Orlando saw property damage done to one of our clients. On the other hand, it’s going to end up with police doing (more) racial and age profiling.

Broke: Flags at half mast for Lindsey Graham Woke: Flags at half mast for Sam Neill

Suck it, Philadelphia.

Please stop putting Brandon Marsh on my television screen

Who, in the year 2026, still wants to hear from Michael Buffer?

other than the announcers, the camera angles, and the direction i’m really enjoying this netflix broadcast of the home run derby

lol Get lost, loser

Gonna get hired to do commentary for the Home Run Derby so I can scream like an animal when the players who hit the most home runs all season hit a bunch of home runs in the Home Run Derby

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

I hope Caminero wins, but even more than that, I hope Bryce Harper finishes last

Philly fans booing players from the White Sox and Royals just because they’re not from the Phillies is not a great look

I think we generally have better things to do than get mad when a racing driver is a republican but vocally supporting the James Fishback campaign is pretty rough! Much, much worse than going to a marketing event at the White House. This is not what you’d call a mainstream Republican even in 2026

She’s a pediatric nurse in the cardiac ICU. I don’t even want to attempt to think of how badly I’d suck.

We came to a bar for drinks for an event for work and my coworker didn’t know this song and read this in a Mario voice

When I was 14, we went to visit my grandparents in Brooksville and there’s nothing to do there, so my mom and I jumped at the chance to run to this Walmart to get them a couple things, and I ended up getting the elusive Winner’s Circle Dale Jr Budweiser diecast.

Today's #Muppet GIF of the Day is...

RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill

Sam Neill??

Gooooooood morning Blaney Nation

That was also a Saturday night on a holiday weekend, so think of another argument if you were about to pretend to be a journalist while you carry the water for NASCAR

11:45? Yeah, no. Goodnight.

John Cena reading cringy Wipeout scripts is still less embarrassing to watch than Marty Smith

Bracing myself for when Trump dies and a non-trivial number of Democrats post shit that begins with “While I did not see eye-to-eye with President Trump on a number of crucial issues”

McMurray and Burton having an insightful conversation about Hocevar’s “I don’t care about anyone” attitude and how that’s a very naive mindset to have in the Cup Series and Marty Smith has to come in with a Dale Earnhardt quote that’s only tangentially related

The cars in the backdrop behind the desk are throwing me off. The left is Elliott. The right is a TNT car. The middle has a Pennzoil logo above the grill, so it’s a Penske car, but I can’t place it.

You could get mad about dead senator discourse *or* you could enjoy this video of sea lions who have retaken an island with a decommissioned lighthouse off the coast of Oregon and now use the staircase as a giant slide.

I cannot express clearly enough how much I hate the jingoistic Losing Army recruitment commercial

That radio exchange for the 24 team wasn’t very Liberty University-approved

Welcome to the Chumba we got fun and games

Welcome back Indy Racing League

Have we gone more than two races at New New Atlanta without the style of racing changing significantly?

He spent the last decade of his life bending over backwards to fawn over the person who has single-handedly done more damage to American democracy than maybe anyone in the nation’s 250 year existence. But sure, he was polite and told jokes. Get primaried.

Yep, I’m saving this one.

I made the mistake of googling “Who is the guy in the Panera commercial?”

The video the Rays were going to play for Evan Longoria’s number retirement ceremony, narrated by Joe Maddon, had technical difficulties and played with no sound. Embarrassing.

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious