GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

Clinkits MacFarkus comes home with a hard-earned 35th place finish

Cool, it wasn’t Crews

I know I complain every time Rajah is in the 32, but it seems especially egregious at a track he seems pretty good at

Did Clunkus McDunkus do something dumb again?

I’ll eat Hardee’s for a non-breakfast meal if I get a Bubba diecast with it

This is rookie NFL QB Cole Payton. He is 6’3”, 232 pounds.

I love our jacked hero

And just before her original cut of Star Wars is *finally* getting re-released

Gorilla Playing Saxophone with Balloons has dropped out of the White House concert

They have a lot of nerve posting this after what they did to him

I appreciate all of the artists who have pulled out of performing at Trumpfest, but you’ve gotta wonder how so many people agreed to perform at a concert festival in Washington DC in the year 2026 with a name like “Freedom 250” without thinking it was going to be run by the worst people imaginable.

I know, it’s my own fault for still using Facebook, but have you ever gotten a comment on a Facebook post that’s just too stupid to even reply to?

i would respect these people a little more if they just said straightforwardly that they think “voting republican” is a sacrament on par with the eucharist

This appears to be the Doppler weather radar tracking of the Blue Origin explosion at Cape Canaveral tonight. Initial detection shortly after 9 pm ET, 30 min later it has expanded and drifted offshore.

Only a few episodes in, but Spider-Noir is fun. Nic Cage is chewing so much scenery he’s gonna choke. “Do I need to remind you you’re lying on your stomach with a bullet in your ass?!”

This 100% has to be data entered in exactly as these morons recorded it when they made their arrests, with no cleanup after the fact.

Days of Future Past cover

you embarrassed me in front of vanessa

This is what happens when people encourage fan fiction writers

My shop manager sent me to Thingiverse and told me to “find a sword or something smaller” to make out of scrap styrofoam. They didn’t specify what type of sword.

If even one nanosecond of the Sherman Brothers’ music for Carousel of Progress is changed, we burn all of Magic Kingdom to the ground

If all goes well, this is going to be a really cool “test” project

Name something nice after him! Not a wasp! Give that to George!

As good an opportunity as any to post Orson Welles talking about his role in this movie

Today's #Muppet GIF of the Day is...

We’re doomed

what did i do ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Bert and Ernie-hosted category on Jeopardy!

You can’t tell me that it *wasn’t* the story of how the La Brea tar pits came to be

Are these fascist losers actually trying to pull Matthew 6:5 to criticize Talarico and Warnock when they just had an entire rally dedicated to Christian nationalism, starring (a video from) the president who has not attended a religious service since the day of his inauguration?

this is the only team I will say this for: I think they should try it

Oh, me? I’m a whale tidier.

Disappointed to see some of the AI ads in nyc completely defaced. It should be all of them.

By far the worst logo any Tampa Bay franchise has ever worn. Entirely bland and lifeless.

some jokes write themselves

Ok this is a truly great tweet

P6 in the @varcracing.com Rowdy Race

<Norm voice> well the light was on

@wendys I would rather argue with your most strung-out college aged employee through the drive through speaker than have a computer pretend to be nice to me when I get my spicy nuggets

Trump’s reply is either meaningless drivel or telling us all yet another fact about the dicks of the men in the Trump family

roaming the Sahara with the Tuareg. we’ve captured Eric Clapton. “y’know, i can play the blues pretty well” shut up Eric

If this guy were on BlueSky like a real baseball fan, he’d know the history of the Braves/Red Sox rivalry

I thought this was DisgustingFilm

We’re either gonna ride this guy to the World Series or he’ll have a 14.3 ERA by Flag Day. No in between.

I like the idea that Hutts are like any immigrant family and Jabba refuses to speak anything but Huttese at home and his kids are like jacked zoomers that are a full foot taller than him and only speak Huttese specifically when explaining how the Samsung remote works on the phone.

Choose your fighter - Cleveland Spiders names, or East Cobb Elite Dirtbags U15. I know which way I lean.

I’ve gotta imagine the video aspect adds a whole new element to this podcast