helluva bundle

we’ll get a whole spread…muffins, breakfast breads, etc

this is legit one of the saddest things i have ever seen

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

legit had no idea where she was and then she woke up

who else up not getting they references

“hi i’m prince and there’s no motherfucker sexier than a reading motherfucker”

Scalded by negative reviews for their first "Hanukkah" movie ("Who Is the Secret Jew Among Us at Christmas?"), Hallmark responded by making a movie that is the MOST Jewish. Naturally, @davidjroth.bsky.social and I made @mauraquint.bsky.social, @ugarles.bsky.social and @andylevy.net watch it with us.

bethany’s big problem in finding a place to live where a majority of people share her ignorance is that most of those people also have thoughts about her religion

the ziwe interview with eric adams has dropped youtu.be/-9CmFvGEXXk?...

The company says it’s heartbreaking, they promise improvements, new guardrails. Anything but shutting it down. Suicide is just a metric in their ongoing beta test. Sam Altman and everyone like him should be in fucking jail.

quite frankly most of you are not weyland-yutani material

i think maybe we don’t realize how formative this commercial was for trump youtu.be/1uosIpj-CRs?...

what a headline www.404media.co/nancy-pelosi...

opening the white house emergency medical kit and it’s just a syringe of ivermectin and a mypillow

I wrote for @slate.com about a legendary (and violent) Tennessee sheriff who more likely than not murdered his wife and the people who want to keep him on a pedestal. slate.com/news-and-pol...

you merely adopted the dark. she was born in it, molded by it

it’s always funny when the memo goes out

🎶 it ain't no lie, baby

the sad thing about rocker being completely blinded by his nyc hatred is that if he gave it a chance he would absolutely love staten island

we can chalk it up to youth and inexperience but the biggest mistake the mamdani campaign made was winning by 8.8% and not 1.5%, which is the margin needed for the media to say it’s a total mandate

Great thread, personal fave ⬇️

we’re gonna need turn the volume up merch asap

I knew that Mamdani had it; he had the people and did the work, and has been the clearest and most lucid in rejecting the untenable current state of things. But the vile, bigoted shit against him was so constant, and I am conditioned to that working better than I want. This feels like an exorcism.

goddamn

wtf a group of imams just showed up at my door to check if all my food is halal

on the one hand i hate that cuomo somehow wasn’t shunned out of the state but on the other hoo boy it was satisfying voting against him twice and watching him lose twice

how much money will bill ackman blow looking for voter fraud

stumping my friends with a game of “who said it: debra messing or libs of tiktok”

twin peaks villain having a bad night

if mamdani wins it’s a problem because the people who called joe biden a socialist will call us socialists. i’m very smart

well this didn’t disappoint

i’m still stupidly proud of this

they killed dick cheney

i would like everyone involved in these bigoted anti-mamdani ads to, uh, get a really bad rash

if he wins she should absolutely dye her hair blue

while the rest of you are yelling go cowboys or go cardinals i’m yelling go 37 ppr points from dak and javonte and the rule of law

look we can dream

what a win #isles

run a suicide squeeze and be heroes

pennywise…not cool bro

cooper making the classic blunder of thinking voters are like corporations, law firms, and universities

hey i heard bluesky is improving reply quality by banning u

Ben Shapiro’s career is proof that you can say almost anything you want about Arabs and Muslims and never face even a hint of consequences for it.

all these companies need to die

happy halloween to what many people believed was the greatest tweet of all time

on top of what jay highlights, wapo is blaming the democrats for SNAP benefits going away

i can’t turn on the tv because someone is apparently blocking the remote sensor so i guess i’m watching the nyx show

A common theme of Trump II is an utterly cowardly class of elites while everyday regular people have risen to the occasion