i’m starting to think ACLs weren’t created to play football

NEW: JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE is not dead. Up now at @vulture.com www.vulture.com/article/jimm...

Please support my research on the link between listenin' to RFK's bullshit and havin' to take the fuck outta some Tylenol.

someone please create a buddy cop show called daboll and russ so they can move on

actually that checks out

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If you want to understand this Trump administration's rampant corruption ... you have to go back to Eric Adams, and how they made the case against him disappear. I got a bunch of new details on this deep dive for @nytimes.com ... www.nytimes.com/2025/09/20/o...

more like department of homies' insecurities

it is very mean when you say using gestapo tactics makes them comparable to the gestapo

me: is that good

people keep reposting this but cmon it’s made up. the stock hasn’t “collapsed” (it’s barely down) and there are precisely no numbers on how many subscription cancellations there have been

Kimmel's suspension shows the levels to which the Trump administration is trying to make a “Reichstag fire” moment out of Kirk’s assassination — exploiting the fears of a traumatized public to use government power to silence political dissent. (new @msnbc.com column)

i thought this was a picture of a memory foam toilet seat. going back to sleep

“i don’t know what’s going on. and nobody does” idiot

nw:

even sonny bunch..

once again i am under assault for my beliefs

but…but there were only four people in the room when i took these pictures

maybe if kimmel calls kirk the r-word the “free speech” crowd will support him

maybe if kimmel calls kirk the r-word the “free speech” crowd will support him

cattica! cattica!

This is it. Cancel culture, but for real. The Twitter Files, but for real. Actual, unadulterated collusion between the government and media-owning corporations to censor Americans. Shame on the MAGA libertarians and fake-heterodox civility cops who helped pave this road to authoritarianism.

i dunno man i’m starting to think there’s a whiff of fascism in the air

but…but there were only four people in the room when i took these pictures

is the guardian out of commas

is the guardian out of commas

they killed robert redford

An anarcho-fascist who regularly calls journalists "literal demons" and the president's son, Beavis, are going on Fox News to talk about how "The Left's Vile Rhetoric is Tearing America Apart."

ok he stole this from dril

feels like everytime @noahshachtman.bsky.social leaves a place it goes to shit

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🎶 liquid glass everywhere apple makin' my screen worse you know they just don't care 🎶

“i posted this on twitter and immediately got hate” ah i think i’ve spotted your mistake

lol the new kickoff rules rule

the espn fantasy app is absolute garbage this year

“it’s over! i have the high ground!”

bsky needs a new setting that allows people to only let me reply

The Long Walk is a galvanizing drama about the time Erick Erickson twisted his ankle having to walk .75 miles back home to make a radio interview after the restaurant messed up his order

“it’s over! i have the high ground!”

future nypost reporter skull & gait

really regretting not choosing the “pierce brosnan option” for aging

I wrote my own Charlie Kirk obituary, and about valuing truth over manners: www.thenation.com/article/poli...

lol

a good time to follow amanda if you’re not already

if only…

if the right doesn’t stop doing things like this the right might get violent

My dad first signed up for Twitter to follow live sports and he’s a freak about U of I. One day he said to me “Twitter is abuzz about Illini golf,” and I was like dude you only follow Illini sports accounts. And that’s how every reporter feels Charlie Kirk was the most important person in the world.

bongo and kash