James Carville when he's texting you for money

this would be an amazing way for It to happen

you, a naive fool: i do believe there are some things the nytimes won’t both sides the nytimes:

man i can’t wait for this game youtu.be/PqnwF2twd7c

nhl eastern conference playoff race got me like

Hey everyone, meet the writer who thinks only *he* should be paid for his work

gonna rename my cat nature because of how she feels about vacuums

i just kobayashi marued the wordle

NEW: For @bigthink.com, I wrote about the resiliency of antisemitic conspiracy theories, and why the same debunked nonsense finds new audiences in every generation. bigthink.com/history-soci...

FYI: I am going to stop summarizing Supreme Court decisions on here as they come down. One comment has been plucked out of context of all my reporting, misread, and used as the basis of a mean-spirited pile-on. I am not going to subject myself to this. If this was your goal, then congratulations.

maybe it’s an exaggeration to say that this is one of the worst #isles losses in franchise history but it sure doesn’t feel like it

foundation (2021 - ) www.discovermagazine.com/over-20-year...

it’s wild how much of the chattering class is invested in the idea that the democrats need a center-right stephen miller www.politico.com/news/magazin...

Here's a sentence I never thought I'd type: “Check out this very Stan Brakhage animation for Flea’s excellent jazz cover of Glen Campbell’s Wichita Lineman with vocals by Nick Cave” www.youtube.com/watch?v=73P2...

to be fair so do we

waiting, watching

you can’t be named this

whoo hefner

reaching the point where i would rather be flayed alive in a vat of wiltshire chilli farm regret hot sauce than try to open a website on my phone

People should take notice of what's happening in Rogers Park in Chicago right now. The right-wing media machine has zeroed in on the 40th Ward's Black queer alderman in the aftermath of a shooting, vilifying her description of the victim being in the "wrong place at the wrong time" as victim-blaming

i am an absolute wreck #isles

Whenever a news story about something Trump is doing declares that it's "a first for a sitting president" or "a change from tradition," replace it with "yet another authoritarian move from the president," and see if it sounds more accurate.

beside you are two birds

anyway, time to turn on the mets/pirates game and settle in for a good old fashioned peralta/skenes pitching duel

lol

them: bluesky is an echo chamber my feed: a civil war among josh shapiro is an idiot for bringing back cursividians, teaching cursive is good actuallyists, and here’s a joke about how cursive is also a bandalorians

Editors I’m here if you need someone to write about this. I have been following this for over a decade at this point.

tomorrow is opening day, tonight is opening eve and the yankees and giants couldn’t wait to open their presents

I got an email the other day. They were writing to thank me for parking but also wanted to know How was your experience at: Emerson Hospital? Not that great man. If you want the truth of it. I was parking at the hospital for starters. As you well know. www.welcometohellworld.com/how-was-your...

Again I would like to reiterate, as something of an expert on the man and his work: there is actually nothing funnier or less film-literate than accusing someone of *ripping off Quentin Tarantino*

goddamn kids www.reddit.com/r/mac/s/vHC6...

despite the horrific (and inexcusable) typo in his post, this is a really good piece on an excellent film

Centrist Dems never never never never ever ever learn.

petardhoisting

i’m always doing this

my son Anglo, on the other hand, is a soy cuck... how I hate him

this is excellent

sometimes you see something so stupid and so funny that it feels like god is giving your brain a high five

excited for the reddit thread after the first patch when everyone complains that they nerfed jesus

a lot of you acting as if teleportation isn’t a tremendous asset for disaster management

excited for the reddit thread after the first patch when everyone complains that they nerfed jesus

hahaha he absolutely steamrolls the lawyer's line of questioning. It's beautiful. God damn, put it to a Hans Zimmer score and a beat so I can run to it.

Update: Dolores Huerta has released a statement. In it, she confirms the Times's reporting, and supports the other women who have come forward. "I have kept this secret long enough. My silence ends here."

good god this is horrific www.nytimes.com/2026/03/18/u...