love a comfortable double digit win for the knicks

[peacefully, blissfully] ahhhh

i’m just not clear why something that happened a long time ago in a galaxy far far away is any of my business

like most of you, i have spent the day pretending i already knew what the thucydides trap was

rip ted turner, he taught me it was ok to watch the shawshank redemption every rainy saturday afternoon

once again i lost in the pulitzer quarterfinals

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god this sucks x.com/govpressoffi...

i like to go on the site that’s owned by a gutter racist and make up shit about the lefty politics on bluesky. i am a democrat btw

widow’s bay gets the andy™ seal of approval

new york nyx

brb dusting off my “young pazuzu” script

I can't believe this. @normcharlatan.bsky.social you're a Minnesota Legend, my man.

ma’am i would like to get dressed

[bluesky users] god this site is so annoying [someone on twitter] bluesky is so annoying [bluesky users] how DARE you, just leave us alone in our beautiful garden

me

i stg if i lost a follower

goddamn this place is unbearable tonight

wow some exciting tv tonight (playoff hockey)

this is not the paul ingrassia i know

The Access of Evil

yyyyyyep

Priceless post from the official White House social media

if only there were an expression that covered this

well. [mouthing #lgm]

I have a pitch for an OCEAN'S sequel that's even more metatextual than OCEAN'S TWELVE

This is such a great encapsulation of the horror of the Tonight Show. www.currentaffairs.org/news/the-ban...

i mean how could you NOT fall in love with this guy

why is there no 1am hockey game

if you don’t score on a penalty shot you should get a power play. this is common sense and it is obvious that i should be nhl commissioner

This sounds like one of those mawkish predictions of what happens in heaven.

good day to be a lifelong #sabres fan, as i am

retroactively mad at my dad and society in general for encouraging me to be a sports fan

the mets going to extras is like the opposite of the old “and such small portions” jewish joke

maybe the most insane save i’ve ever seen www.nhl.com/news/iowa-wi...

"American forces have assembled online" when a person starts talking like this they need to get all their devices taken away

canceling all my plans and taking to my bed due to a severe bout of secondhand embarrassment

*holding a gun in my shaking hands* “EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME THINK FOR A SECOND!!!”

They're cowards for not doing this.

this is not the kash patel i know

I can tell if somebody is prejudiced just by looking at them

My copy of Action Comics #1 went live on Heritage Auctions yesterday and it's already at $675k! Ends May 9th! Proceeds from the final sale are being donated to ComicsPro, The Hero Initiative, and BINC! The first ever sale of an Action Comics #1 to benefit the industry! comics.ha.com/itm/golden-a...

everything @blockedforthispost.bsky.social posts is from me

young pope leo looks like a ska scene regular who goes by Upbeat but no one knows his real name

And it shall come to pass that a dang cheeto will dwell in a pale house

@meggardiner.bsky.social ??? www.reddit.com/r/criterion/...

i don’t care for any of you

number 42 on the mets can’t hit

when an ump is correct on a challenged pitch he should get to be snarky about it