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Inherent Vice > The Master > Phantom Thread > There Will Be Blood > Punch Drunk Love > Boogie Nights > Licorice Pizza > Magnolia haven’t seen hard eight yet t

crying of lot 49 has some great transcendent Pynchony passages but it’s kinda my least favorite of the ones i’ve read so far

7:31pm... going back for more autism

TRUMP: and tylenol….we don’t like the tylenol….they call it acetaminophen but we know what it is and it’s really very bad RFK Jr: ::vomiting up computer chips::

me like 6 months ago: idk one battle after another is kind of a weird title me in my head for the past 3 weeks: one bling bong after a bloo bloo….one beep beep after a honk honk…one AWOOGA after a nyeeeeeearhhhhhh ::machine gun noises::

jomny kimmel

inherent vice

it’s because he’s a dumb dumb doo doo head

They aired a Steve Harvey hosted Family Feud rerun instead. So far the Kirk special has under 2500 views on YouTube (views as a metric on YT are worth about 2% of a broadcast viewer). So someone flinched here and I am *very* curious to find out who and why.

Paige Bueckers, the People's Rookie of the Year.

never post

i wanna see one battle after another so bad and don’t think i’m gonna be able to go opening weekend im suffering more than christ himself rn

basically guaranteed laugh from me whenever Servo/Kevin Murphy starts humming along with the movie music

Every day the news is like vaccines will be illegal next week, homeless people to be euthanized, pedophiles are in control of all branches of government, everyone you love is going to get fired and/or deported, and then they cap it off with this

IM AHEAD OF MY TIME SOMETIMES YEARS OUT

idk….ultimately this is true but i don’t think anyone would really care that much if jimmy kimmel was just cancelled like a show normally is

RETVRN

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

you couldn’t make the dancing itos today….

comedy is legal again

late night comedians actually becoming free speech pariahs

the media wagon circling around the charlie kirk business feeling very 2003 iraq war

Dear Mr. Zaslav and Warner Brothers employees, I am a sickly child with mere days to live and am eagerly anticipating the new movie One Battle After Another

10 years ago we had bob hope, steve jobs, and kash patel

may I speak with the primary poster in your household?

been watching a lot of mst3k on tubi before bed….just gotta do those childhood comfort watches in times like this plus the auditory rhythms of mst3k are very soothing during bedtime

The full text exchange between Tyler Robinson and his roommate:

nah this pynchon guy is crazy

wife city

lodge 49

we still talk about you….

bro is this a sativa?? BRO ARE YOU SERIOUS IS THIS A SATIVA??? THEY MAKE ME REALLY PARANOID WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SOMETHING I ONLY DO HYBRIDS AND INDICAS. BRO IS THIS REALLY A SATIVA ARE YOU SERIOUS

in a way podcasters are more important than elected officials

he’s off that good kush and alcohol

don’t give in GOAT….don’t give them an inch

My sense is that most Americans had not heard of Charlie Kirk until yesterday. The first and perhaps only thing they're going to hear about him from the most trusted and important voices in American politics is that he was a model and constructive participant in good-faith political discourse.

ezra klein is a moron and the media in general desperately wants to lick some boot. but sure if that makes everyone on the lib app feel better that’s fine.

*Tim Allen Home Improvement grunt*

crying

realizing that a big part of why i've really gotten into Pynchon over the past few months is because from roughly age 10-15 i was obsessed with mad magazine lol

bleeding edge….i liked it!!!

Sinner

us open start delayed by half an hour because of our dumbass president he really has to ruin everything