might buy some new sun glasses this summer.

british spy shows are cool because if theres an evil company they say like phone Daffyd at the Company House and ask him who owns this company!! And then daffyd says its owned by Lord Suttbridge! which he knows due to working at the company house.

in the past couple of months my ass wiping ability has completely degraded. for 45 years i was effortlessly excellent at it and now its a gong show. i assume that this is due to the onset of some fatal neurological disease

wiarton willy… solid dude

my ear ring is cool.

what needs to be wrong with a hypothetical person to get prescribed valium ?

I think if I was a woman. I would figure out how to be as ugly as humanly possible. Not like tattoos on eyeballs kind of thing just. It could be a cool hobby to look just insanely busted ass. That would be funny. Just constantly looking fuckin gnarly but have a nice friendly personality.

5 minute in to the new episode of fallout and its already the greatest episode of television of all time.

if i was in the from tv town. from the show from. in the choosing ceremony. i would choose to live in the town. not that hippie mansion

it feels like tik tok has gotten waaaaay better

snowier than a son of a whore out there.

that guy that climbed the building. blecch

james caan and tuesday welds relationship in thief is problematic and no one is talking about that or ready to talk about that.

i gotta say. as some one with real problems with the general slide away from having human-appearing people act in shows, the first half an hour of this steal show on tv is making me feel cornholio

saw that that new star trek show was rated like one out of ten by people and knew immediately it would rock

one thing the past few years has fixed is. there was a period in polite good-thinking society where it was a bit gauche to make fun of people with “harmless” beliefs like craniosacral therapy or reiki/being a witch or whatever to their face because whats the harm. now though. open season on retard

cliff was like whats up with your leg i said i dont know. i looked and i got clawed ?? somehow? ghost claw me?? no feel it ?? leg is haunted?

i will never eat “spice bag” i would prefer death.

this guy. i know in my soul thats my face.

st louis unlimited boneless wings gave me hard core diarrhea bad last time i went. fingers crossed it doesnt happen again tonight… nbd either way really…

in the ice storm in 1998 i got conked out by falling ice and we cooked steaks on a burning couch in our front yard it was so sick.

sopranos is a masterpiece, and, the worst thing that ever happened to television

need a better word for you know wheres or people from you know where. maybe jocks i dont know. ill think about it

a little political thought here… in the past little while i havent learned anything new about conservative or centrist you know wheres. they were always like that. but i have learn a lot about “leftist” you know wheres… and none of it is good.

thinking a lot about complicity and victimhood… basically thinking a bunch of high level shit

son face timed me last night to show me the tricks he can do with his finger skateboard. they were pretty legit. all kinds of grinds and shit

if there was online in 1933 you best believe idve been blocking off all the sad germans

watching this ponies show. instant unsarcastic 10/10 for the main lady actress having wrinkles and her face moves around when she has emotions.

its going to be cool when the collapse starts to get going and all the tech guys blame people for not using ai enough

landman told like. 20 people to meet him at a pump jack. his old busted dad, two lawyers, an oil crew, his sonc his sons bartender gf, etc, and then offered them all a job with profit sharing at his new oil company. except the stripper he invited her there and then she was the only one he didnt hire

the boss nurse of the pitt is so cool.

imagine being the friend of the first guy to do that curvy shit with a bowling ball. fucking obnoxious

when i was making popular videos on youtube it was juuuust at the beginning of youtube thinking it should have a relationship with some of its creators. one day a guy phoned me and said hey how is it going this is dave from youtube and i said chillin what are you up to and he said calling you

no for real though which is cooler the Huanxi Dolphly Go 9 or the Xianli Mackrl 8X?

yah its hard to deal with stupid people and hard to accept that stupid peoples opinions matter etc. but dogg imagine how hard it is to be a stupid person

die spitz is cool.

salt fat acid heat = caesar with some chips. chip sober tho.

more like down cemetery boring

ive always deeply respected you know whos commitment to defending liberty and stuff and tyranny etc their attitudes about guns and freedom etc its just essentially cool

so many things are neo liberal dude.

theres two groups of comedians i can tell are like. out there. one is these gay guys that sit on the stage and critique people and like “roast”. and the other is these guys that play dungeons dragons and have these fake game shows and talk shows. and they are both the worst thing i have ever seen.

i need to find a bar like in naked gun 2 and a half with white tablecloth tables for one and a singer caterwauling the blues ! and NO SPORTS ON TV

i rhink the chinese guy on snl is gay

there should be a place where single old guys you know. could go lie down in a metal box and put their face in the corner. and a woman could open the gate of the box and say im just going to sit here. and she throws bits of meat on the ground near the guys face

the heart of the horse iron horse ii. has been ordered on ali express.