you ever think about the works progress administration? I sure do. I wish that was a thing now. I would be so glad to contribute my labor to like. A random ass local bridge

barely a metaphor lmao

PREDATOR: A HIDDEN LIFE

As others have pointed about PREDATOR: BADLANDS, the entirety of Terrence Malick's filmography works with "PREDATOR:" in front of it.

I have to say, KAT's move where he commits eight offensive fouls, yams it on the guy's head, and then bellows a heroic poem about himself is growing on me

There's a very real possibility the incoming NYC mayor has seen your nudes

this is b/c transphobia is a brain-melting cognitohazard. it's v. important to understand this. once you go down this path you cannot shut the fuck up about it, whether you're a republican reactionary or a beltway centrist, to the point where it resembles any other kind of net-induced cybersickness

It is pretty funny that with everything else going on there's also live courtroom reporting about a cop claiming to have been murdered by a sandwich

Mamdani cracks 1M votes, the first NYC mayor to do so since John Lindsay in 1969

Cheney was so evil that him dying actually lifted a curse

Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now

So fucking proud of my hometown for a) doing something great while b) telling some of the worst people alive to go fuck themselves. Real New York shit.

This account will be equal parts hopeful and gloating for the rest of the evening. To that end: Pour one out for the pile of NYC billionaire money that was utterly incinerated tonight!

Nice.

Debra, Messing

Every time Trump free-associatively drools into a TV camera and Musk demonstrates an inability to read I remember people scolding me ten years ago that "you can't say these guys are dumb, why are they winning, then?" They have had the entire world handed to them, that's why. They're fucking stupid.

Yoooooooooooooooooo

tired: a love letter to the genre wired: a well-executed example of the genre inspired: a "u tryna get the pipe" text to the genre

Today’s the day. Vote if you havent yet. We have a city to win. We can win an affordable NYC, together.

My thoughts on today. For alt text, I link to my instagram post in the alt, because it is simply too long.

watching the Mamdani campaign from afar during the primary, so many things were impressive, among them the incredible work his online video team was doing to spread the message in fun, creative, educational, invigorating ways that spoke to people this is my story about how they did it

We’re further away from The Rolling Stones recording “Sympathy for the Devil” than they were from the murders of the Romanovs when they recorded it

Sure the sandwich guy didn't actually hurt that cop, but that was because he was propelling the sandwich by hand, what if he'd had a sub machine gun

This is the greatest last sentence ever written in an obituary. defector.com/dick-cheney-...

The public-facing side of American conservative politics more or less amounts to crashing out constantly about a bunch of shit that either you or the weird liars you listen to uncritically have made up. The non-public part, from what we've seen of the chat logs and such, is somehow much worse.

Ah damn RIP Diane Ladd

I have never understood the idea of being morally obligated to get yelled at all day by people who are wrong about everything, maybe I'm just intellectually limited.

Data from ICE shows that none of its agents have ever been killed by an immigrant in the agency’s more than two-decade history.

Wow if only there was a book that explained what Method acting is, where it came from, and how it both reflected and transformed 20th century America. variety.com/2025/film/ne...

This thread is one of those “Every James Ellroy book is nonfiction” deals

Happy Godzilla day

For years people made fun of big tech for inventing things that already exist and they responded with their magnum opus: inventing fascism. Incredible work

No "No-Nut November" November

it's weird that with all the cranks and quacks and charlatans and grifters who have fooled and confused joe rogan into unfortunate stuff, it's actually getting fooled into thinking guys like tony hinchcliffe are funny that's ruining him

May this victory foretell Tuesday's.

If any of you care, my venmo is [at]carol-grant-10 I could really use food money

Look folks gen AI videos are out in the wild so if you weren't already being careful about sharing rage bait videos then now is a great time to start If you can't trace a video back to a trusted source then I recommend leaving it where it is, like a slice of bologna you found on the street

Just saw an AI thing burbling a congratulations to the Cubs on their World Series win, and you know what? Just because it was nine years ago, there's no reason not to shout out the Cubbies

The writer's room for this game must've been wacked out on goofballs

Baseball's great gift is all the "well, I sure haven't seen that before" moments, and this series has had the goofiest outfield shit I've seen in decades

Baseball player physiognomies: -I smoke weed -cultured apex asethete -dan from jiffy lube

I will be maintaining a dignified affect for the remainder of the evening.

*And* they share the same birthday *but* they're not related DO YOU SEE HOW DEEP THIS GOES

Dodgers keeping Max Muncy under contract when he's clearly a film noir character not a baseball player is shady shit

Whichever AL East team shows up with a player named "Nocivilized" on their spring training roster is the most shook

I bet that you did not know that President Lee just played the Orange Guy. I am sharing this so that you are clued in on the joke.

I love how decades of Moneyball and its exact opposite are currently being undone by "That guy was cool. does he have a son?"

Not suprising considering the source, but this is the mathematically perfect ratio for sequel escalation