"I'm the Messiah I set the microphone on fire Rap styles vary And carry like Mariah"

RIP Robert Duvall, an actor of staggering accomplishment

Couldn't help myself, had thoughts: letterboxd.com/bybowes/film...

Looks like tonight's the night to unwrap that Eyes Wide Shut 4K

In GTA IV, while doing about 30 mph, successfully throwing an en passant Molotov cocktail through the open window of a cop car, which subsequently exploded

NBA All-Star Weekend lowkey kind of a clusterfuck for everyone except the military industrial complex

It's A "Wuther"-Fucking Hit!

Emerald Sees A Different Kind Of Green!

(sorry, sometimes you just need to get an intrusive thought out of your head)

It's called "apolitical" because it's still "a political" act (tacitly supporting the status quo).

Walking around saying "it's fookin *wuthering*" to the cats until morale improves

*slaps the hood of a skyscraper* you won't believe how much wuthering you can fit in this bad boy.

It is, has always been, and will always be Fuck Caramel

They should change the format of the dunk contest next year, to wit: 1) a 2K MyPlayer no one has ever heard of before has three chances to do a dunk we've seen multiple times before 2) everyone on the internet *dunks on the player* for being derivative 3) the best post wins a cash prize

2025-26 Knicks team of destiny

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Snow is better in theory ("what if rain floated") than in practice ("fuck shit goddammit this sucks when the fuck is spring what the fuck are you looking at" etc)

hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message: - the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next - a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9

Realizing today that I've been on social media way too long, because I've already done all the good Valentine's Day bits ("Watch HAPPY TOGETHER," posting a photo of Eddie Murphy from TRADING PLACES, "The only good Valentine's candy is John" et al) multiple times at this late date.

Britain's last line of defence has fallen

You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).

if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them

heh I forgot I tagged THE BLUE ANGEL "ever thus to collaborators" on Letterboxd

Huh, Disney+ has HEAT (1995, Mann) listed as a legal drama

Gentlemen of substance, putting in work

Of all the Warner Brothers contract players from the 40s, you proclaim a day in honor of Ronald Reagan? Really? Not Claude Raines? Not Barton MacLane? Not George Tobias? I call bullshit!

Looking forward to the "remember when Gavin Fucking Newsom thought he was going to be president" jokes in a couple years (and, yes, I understand the conditions under which those jokes can be made, that's why I'm looking forward to them)

The other day Manchester United’s co-owner Jim Ratcliffe said the UK had been "colonised by immigrants"….today there’s this billboard outside of Old Trafford 🔥….way to go Manchester 💪!

WUTHERING HEIGHTS is really just an extended cautionary tale about the dangers of asking why the property you'd like to rent is currently available.

I don’t get why people feel the need to defend Gavin Newsom even if they say they don’t like Gavin Newsom when Gavin Newsom has not indicated in any polling that he’s a stronger candidate than anyone else. If he was running 10 points ahead of everyone I’d at least understand why it was happening.

The problem with video games is too many of them are too hard and not enough of them involve driving around in a car armed to the teeth listening to Chet Baker

after growing up in an environment where seemingly the goal of every pot brownie maker was to launch you to the moon every single night, the mainstreaming of low dose weed gummies in the 2-10MG range is probably the best thing that has ever or could ever happen to weed and "weed culture"

Grace Jones getting out of a limo to do some nightclubbing

This is your regular reminder that in the year 2000, Paul Rudd, with frosted tips, appeared in the Hong Kong film GEN-Y COPS as a bad guy (kinda). In the movie, he does martial arts, fights a robot, and, most shocking of all, does an entire scene in Cantonese.

Finished my Mass Effect: Legendary Edition replay and have finally arrived at a fully realized ME3 take, which if I understand the internet, morality, and the social contract properly is only legally expressible as a tl;dr Reddit post.

Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well

Remember how in AD ASTRA, they go to the Moon and it's bascally Port Authority? That's how you know James Gray is a) smart and b) A Real New Yorker.

you missed the best one

Spike Lee

Obvious answer is Donnie Darko (on a date, no less) Cheating answer is Wild Side (wasn't in a theater, but it was within days of its cable debut, and it's a cable classic) Disqualified answer is that Louis CK movie he made immediately before he got canceled that only really existed as a screener

Bondi being slightly blurry is 🤌

guy with The Big Cigar in Mothra - he wants to monetize the Mothra twins

Invoking wealthy class solidarity to excuse sex crimes against children is sorta the Epstein Class in a nutshell