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Other teams have tactics, France just have a dial labeled "Bullying"

This promotional PSYCHO pre-release marketing photo (designed to satisfy demand and mislead from the film’s actual plot) always makes me smile.

RIP bonnie tyler. lotta folks tonight are gonna learn the extent to which 'total eclipse of the heart' is outside their karaoke range

Dun3: Jason Momoa opens the ancient tome, and prepares to speak the holy words . . . "I want that twink obliterated"

Best STAR TREK captain. Wrong answers only

Everyone independently remarking on Paul's grandfather being "clean" in A Hard Day's Night

[for the purposes of this headline I assume my readership is familiar with the complete works of Robert Ludlum] THE OYSTERMAN WEAKENED

sometimes a news photo is also a Far Side cartoon

We probably have a bit of a wait on our hands but the headline on his obit should be "Mr. Ceased"

This feels like an xfiles cold open

He was Dune cocktail waitresses three at a time! Customers couldn’t get their spice!

DUN3: paul atreides is attempting to dune three chicks at the same time; he must be stopped

time for personalitymaxxing

more broadly than just the looksmaxxing weirdos i think the Influencer Era is going to be a golden age for Weird Celebrity Deaths unseen since hollywood in the 1920's. giving people the national fame of movie stars with the institutional mental health support of the wrestling industry is a bad combo

ICE is not about immigration. ICE is not about the southern border. ICE is about normalizing paramilitary force on our streets. It cannot be reformed. It cannot be retrained. ICE must be abolished.

Working up my scouting report for every male lead in a Hallmark movie.

Maybe the solution to the male loneliness crisis is working in an NBA front office. Imagine coordinating a six team trade. So many phone calls with your dudes naming some guys.

Tommy John did the one-man-band version of this play back in the 80s, fun to see the full orchestra

Colombia needs to pull this out so I can post "Debit Suisse" and get 4 likes

"Penalties In Vancouver," MFA final project-ass title

America's Ouija boards being pushed to their limits with all these 20-minute conversations with Mitch McConnell

THE ACKROOMS

In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW

Anyway, fuck to the American paper tiger

Love that for Lukaku, he rules and so many people have said so much dumb shit about him over the years

The idea that the US was gonna beat anyone in Magritte kits was always a pipedream

"Trump's America," spelled with all "L"s

The Yemricans are really fuckin the pumpkin out there

"Red Wine Supernova" lock it in

Mitch McConnell has been traded to the Sacramento Kings

James Ward-Prowse resurrected from the dead in the form of Malik Tillman

The only logical way to think of US v Belgium is as The Jean-Claude Van Damme Derby but the only spiritually correct place to play it is Hong Kong.

Today's time-travel-necessitating intrusive thought: how great would a Hitchcock mistaken identity thriller with Hugh Grant have been

tired: Moscow Mitch wired: Muerto Mitch

Cristiano Ronaldo: what if a mall in Dubai was a person

Club teammates getting in fights during the World Cup is high-end tea

Mikel Merino, hero of Total Football . . .?

It always felt kind of insulting to Maine to say "the only conceivable choice to do vaguely left populism is this ex-Blackwater boarding-school accent having-ass Nazi tattoo guy" and it's kind of weird to not think to ask "is he a rapist" during vetting, but 20-20 hindsight I guess

Cristiano Ronaldo at the part of his career where he's giving line readings to the actor who'll play him in the self-produced biopic

So I guess we can rule out "he assassinated Mitch McConnell" as the dirt, if it's "potentially damaging"

The Tilly Norwood "movie" where her Wario fucks her over or whatever really whiffed on one key aspect: not calling the villain who's the dark side version of her Nilly Torwood, because then you could be like "She's from a Tor browser, that's where the *bad* computer stuff is woooo-ooo-ooo-ooo"

It's Norway? Semi-withdrawn

Well, damn, that was competitive

If your eyes aren't rolled all the way back and you aren't howling in a dead language are you even watching football

fuckin chimneys

mexico just needs two goals. in basketball that’s a one possession game

Comparatively restrained "golllllllllllllllllllllllllll", didn't even sound like he was coming when he said "Harry Kane," 6/10 tbh

keir starmer calling infantino to try and get that red card overturn and it somehow ends with harry kane getting suspended for the rest of the tournament