the “oklahoma city thunder” by 4 points in OT against the pistons’ most fucking busted lineup wearing our most ugliest jerseys

meanwhile my goat……

no kings protests can look like a lot of things. for me it’s drinking coffee on my porch, which i suspect my government hates to see

i need to buy a new basketball. related, did you know basketballs cost one hundred dollars?

stumbled into some type of…dungeons and dragons synth show. it was the loudest room i’ve ever been in in my life

omw to an event where the encouraged dress code is “campy, garish, bold.” so you already know i have my bluest blue jeans on

i miss when once a week i got to watch a show about a pope who was young

Hello, Kash Patel, 😎

as always, i’m worried i talked too much during book club

maybe my baseball team can achieve their dreams this year

owner of the middle eastern restaurant said “bye, love you!” to my mom as we were walking out. she said “love you too!” ??

my fuck ass haircut got in the way of me checking my blindspot in the car the other day. i can’t be trusted with even the most diminutive bang

shut up weirdo

looking at listings for houses in detroit and the listings will be like “3 bed, 2 bath, 3 kitchen”

smelly

this is the type of shit you will just see in “elk horn, iowa”

i’ve had “everything” by fefe dobson stuck in my head for like nineteen days. lucky for me it’s a perfect song

watching ozzy get blindsided at tribal council, the thing god put him on this earth to do

i’ll die before i buy switch 2. idc how good the pokemon game is. i got dragon quest builders booted up on my switch 1 and i ca n barely taste the difference

why is everyone asking me what i’m doing for st patrick’s day? i’m doing nothing. i’m reading a book. i’m laying down

i feel stupid that i’m just now reading patricia mckillip books

do you realize that once easter is over, we’ll be in a holiday candy varietal dead zone until october. yeah…i went there

got my hair cut yesterday and as i was walking out, i heard my stylist say to her next client “sorry for the wait. she had SO MUCH hair.” nowadays too much hair is a problem i guess….

Good morning

in san francisco. it’s psychotic here

driving to des moines. random 🤣

his "house in michigan" is in traverse city. so much for "man of the people" move to holt you coward

everyone seems mad. not me

yayyyyyy

“why i oughta” ass

about to watch last night’s ep and we’ll see how i feel then, but season 2 of the pitt might not have the juice. biggest moment of the season so far is oliver’s ass from the damn oc showing up.

opie smells exactly like z’s penny candy, my beloved childhood candy store that shuttered 10 years ago. the fb page is still up and sometimes they post like “Can’t believe we closed. Miss you all” opie smells like that

having my first experience with a libby book not downloading onto my kobo. they (reddit) told me this would happen. guess i have to read if off my phone? what is this, 2024?!

???????

Forbidden plumlee

the phrase “as if they were discussing the weather” has been used twice in the book i’m reading, just a few chapters apart. horrifying, inexcusable, and illegal as well

was sent this and asked how many jeans it is. this is the elusive three jeans. i can’t believe what we’re seeing.

i already saw send help. unfortunately there are no other movies playing in theaters right now

i dreamed of making a crochet version of those two tone reversible knit beanies. this is….ok. it’s back loop single crocheted carrying 2nd color across each row. i didn’t have the patience but it really should have been slip stitched. i love the colors.

my new medication makes only my left bicep itch. no hives, it’s like an extremely localized phantom itch. i told my doctor about it and she said “wow ok that’s interesting…and how are you feeling about the dosage” i said “oh double it for sure”

if you’re mad that i profiled will instead of writing about what “really matters” in minneapolis, may i direct you to my 6,500-word feature on the mutual aid networks there: www.theverge.com/policy/87710...

“1 clove of garlic”

Big Onion wants you to use less garlic in your shit. it’s the only thing that explains every recipe ever

not the point (point is he’s ugly and a youtuber) but a good opportunity to say that as a copy editor i have surprisingly few grammatical/rhetorical pet peeves, but using “either” before listing off 3+ things is one of them

Cade Cunningham with the 3 Ball falling might be the best watch in the NBA