i did a couple of sparklers (silent by the way) out front on my porch

tigers still better than the royals 🧘‍♀️

she walked down the aisle to her own song? on a recreation of the set from the song’s music video? sounds good!

Real haters don't leap. They wait and watch. They know the true reasons for hating will be Revealed

making a pot of sauce. as is my right to do.

from what i can tell the sixers have one hundred players rostered currently

my friend was recommending to me some documentary she watched and she said “you’d love this guy, he’s like a loser deadbeat” bitch what the hell

freckles going nuts!

i went to the “scary trader joe’s” i call it that because ten years ago i knew someone who worked there

i keep getting this pails-for-sale youtube ad. i like it

anybody want some levert

oh my god lol

my AC has been broken for about a week. it’s 86 degrees in here. every minute i’ve been home for the last two days i’ve been wearing a bathing suit lmao

i want a hungry howie’s

sick of the pistons doing crap today…give it a rest

shams works hard but jeff teague works harder

i fell to my knees……

the pistons did win 60 games this year lol i just think this is a bit much

The goalpost

i can’t take it actually, it’s too much

my god

At a time when too many have tried to pit communities against one another, @jvp.bsky.social has shown that standing against antisemitism and standing up for the lives and dignity of Palestinians are rooted in the same commitment to our shared humanity. I'm humbled and energized by their support.

opie’s asleep in the bin where i keep my onions. i don’t have the energy to even deal with that tonight…

no way today is monday and tomorrow is tuesday. nice try

can’t they just leave him be

we’re firmly in the “unrelenting nba news” months now. thank silver

when you’re reading an old book and someone says “he stays mostly in london, he spends very little time at toddingham park” you already KNOW he’s going to show up to toddingham park within the fortnight to collect his bride

i got a potato ricer for my birthday. something i have needed and wanted for forever but would never have bought for myself in a million years

at the beach i walked into the bathroom and looked in the mirror and a fucking fish fly was stuck to my neck trying to kill me

went to the beach AND the pool today. i’m the first person in history to ever do that

as a birthday treat to myself, i dropped off my ballot for @abdulelsayed.bsky.social 👏

its about to be my birthday in a half hour. i’ll be 33. yes, that’s the age jesus died. no i am not worried

i am NOT trying to be whatever, up my own ass. i just am too hot to approach at a bar. i’m scary. i know this about myself. there’s nothing for it. i really understand this about myself

sometimes i think “well i’m me. i’m doing whatever the hell” and the i’ll post some dumb shit on IG stories and 200 people view it. i would rather die than view someone’s IG story. i fundamentally misunderstand my peers

at bumbo’s

last book i read was about nasty bugs

friends meeting me at the park for a birthday picnic and i sent them this and said “my location in relation to the station” and now they hate me and won’t come

i’m glad i looked at my camera roll, i was reminded that i need to go watch this video post haste

my mom’s devotion to carlos santana is known across the land…

did my annual trip to the store to print something

for those of us over the age of 30, it will never stop being shocking when the pistons make a good move

pistons are addicted to isaiahs

god i can’t wait to not vote for mallory mcmorrow

By the way, this is why you should always be skeptical of any Dem who try to sell themselves as "I'm a progressive but I'm reasonable." McMorrow's pitch is that she isn't a centrist like Stevens but she's not crazy like El-Sayed. Yet here she is doing Fox News level islamophobia.

memphis is the only other city who deserves him

this is why from mid june to mid september i’m not an nba fan. because all i get is confused and hurt

pistons legend

beef stew you will always be a piston and you will always be famous