i’m too annoyed and like…grossed out to be sad lol

the only team left in the playoffs with any swag to speak of is san antonio man 😞

[reconstructed mummy larynx voice] there’s a lot of game left

still another quarter to play. no that can’t be right

I need everyone to pray for the downfall of the evil and swagless Cleveland Cavaliers

why stew and not paul reed? jb doesn’t wanna win

alright lol call it

down by less than 20 at the half

you could literally see in real time tobias being like “i WILL be shooting free throws this possession”

duren, all star, might you want to bring this one home for us?

oh well

cade has to be damn near punched in the stomach to get to the foul line lol

sometimes a demon just whispers to cade that he needs to pass the ball to the other team

new plan. foul harden out because it would be funny

oh lord

headphones going on i can’t abide this man stan van gundy talking about my team, i tried

duncan robinson defensive menace???

robinson out-hardening harden?

humiliating

both teams getting really lucky that the other is playing like shit…

people on here talking real fast and loose about the most important night of my life

cavs fans showing up to LCA wearing shirts that say detroit?

everlane could not have sold to a funnier company

my friend brought her 8 year old brother over to my house and i was talking to him about dragon ball z and i said i like piccolo, and he told me piccolo is an aura farmer

INT. HOUSE - NIGHT A CAVS FAN unlocks their front door, steps inside, tosses their keys into a catchall dish, exhales a big breath, and looks up into a mirror hanging on the entryway wall. They’re wearing a shirt that says DETROIT real big.

i love nectarines. how are they so good as that

i’m hungry for candy

it’s sam merrill’s birthday today. ausar did the AI step over to him on his birthday, dog

BAS KET BAAAAAAAALLLLL

🗣️ BAAASSKEEEETTTTTBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

deeeeeeeeeeeeetroit

cade looks mad lol

Tigers win Duren actually cooking Daniss threes raining tears in me eyes

seriously why did they put that on the arena fan t shirts lol

🔪

what is happening in rocket arena right now

he could have killed him.

not james harden sitting down after not getting the foul call he wanted and his teammate SLIPPING IN HIS SWEAT PUDDLE

now this is just silly

enjoy these free throws cade….

that’s really something

hilarious no call for cade and then immediate call for harden on the other end lol

[“cade cunningham is on my basketball team” voice] duncan robinson is on my basketball team

i think john travolta looks cool in those pics by the way

bucket for sasser?!???? everybody scoring tonight

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Good lord, Ausar what the hell

ausar so special