A thing Bluesky has over twitter is that you can still go into the replies and find the best posts and you don't even have to be worried about being bombarded with Hitler particles.

the thing i can’t get over about this clip is she knows she’s made for life. this is the perfectly calibrated performance of a cult leader in a country of daytime soap operas and casino slot machines

it’s still pissing me off that chris’ idea of a compliment was telling nicola her english is getting better… HUH 🤨

if a man asked me what i was getting him for Christmas first chat i’m spitting on him #loveislandgames

It’s nice that Jason Mantzoukas is famous now but one of my favorite bits in early How Did This Get Made episodes is at the end when Paul would plug his upcoming projects, then June would, then the guest would, and then they’d ask Jason Mantzoukas what he had to plug and he’d go “nothing!”

joining the war on autism on the side of autism

nicola… my love … chris is playing you DON’T FALL FOR IT #loveislandgames

what the LAME STREAM MEDIA will leave out about this photo is that immediately before it was taken he had accepted a cigar from Bugs Bunny and started smoking it

where’s the polymarket rapture line cowards

nothing feels better as a solo movie goer than seeing several other solo movie goers in the mostly empty theater

asdgfjgklgjshavsudjfblmlmolololoololllmmmaaaooooooooo

can we legalize the good tylenol with the codeine in it now

This is all true btw

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen

oh brother

imagine if congress

emily dickinson be like: bog is this true

Everything about this headline is hilarious. And the YouTube views are a reflection of how wildly the right has overblown the number of people paying attention.

taking bets now on what his next gofundme will be for

Imagine what it must be like to be this gullible

Christian persecution in America is best defined by this image: No actual struggle, wearing clothes that cost more than my entire wardrobe, polished cross instead of rugged, and surrounded by crowds of fellow hypocrites cheering on bigotry who believe they're the victims.

When's their flags at half-mast? When's their bipartisan resolution? When do these children get 24/7 coverage of their lives and endless interrogation of their murderers?

incredible how everyone around Charlie Kirk is just feasting on his carcass, not a single one of them letting any of it go to waste. Dude was an awful person and surrounded himself with awful people and, surprisingly, none of them were actually loyal to him

*mournfully shooting off a tshirt cannon into the sadly cheering funeral crowd*

Has enough time passed where I can point out this was posted early in a week which would get much worse

i think everyone needs to get a lot less religious

dolphins catching a major stray in love island games lmfao

time for #loveislandgames i’m going to be so pissed if nicola goes home

save me malik nabers save meeee

this is so righteous gemstones coded

motion to rename the No True Scotsman Fallacy to the No Real Christian Fallacy

All I can say is, this whole Charlie Kirk shit is weird and embarrassing.

Tom Brady's aesthetician set the botox levels to Matt Gaetz

for all people mock it wikipedia is genuinely one of the wonders of the modern world

Christianity is so weird to me because what do you mean you are absolved of wanting someone to die just because you want the government to kill them

they get mad when you quote Charlie Kirk. they get mad when you don't quote Charlie Kirk. they are mad at the sum total of human knowledge.

my version of watching sunday football is looking at my fantasy numbers go up and down

big week ahead, feeling nervous, this is my 35th rapture

There are many things we will look back on with incredulity but what has happened over the past ten days, is absolutely criminal.

communist billionaire

Cool!

Not hating on anyone who got deceived, but: how are y’all getting hoodwinked on this, lol. I feel like 15 minutes of real conversation would be enough to unveil someone.

I live for this shit