We’re leaving the expulsion of urine from the bladder in 2025. I’m taking the No Pissing In 2026 Pledge

some are saying it’s all about the 🙌🏻 many people actually

the basketball gods are just

go canes!!!!

it’s awesome that Pluribus has an exceedingly rare lesbian lead character in a major prestige drama and they chose to make her literally the most miserable piece of shit on earth

go spurs go

I don't care if it was no one's fault, if Wemby gets seriously injured we should murder the opposing star

if we have to start 2026 with another wemby injury i’m gonna be so fucking sick

2025 was my first full year on this app! happy noche vieja bluesky fam 🫶🏻

chet holmgren’s legs make me so uncomfortable how is he alive let alone in the NBA

all of which is to say my only 2026 prediction is this will become a reality, in a red-chip mirror of the David Guetta George Floyd tribute (which ended racism six years ago, as we all know) bsky.app/profile/clau...

bluesky locked my ass out for like 3 hours wtf

they should invent a year that's better than the one before it

thinking about them 🎆

Sorry, Baby: When you’re trying to piece yourself back together after something horrific, a sincere act of kindness can make all the difference.

dont live your life in a way that they put your picture next to Clooney and ask america to choose sides

2026

new years eve host told us we're watching stranger things finale tonight the only stranger thing i'm watching tonight is victor wembanyama

a vibe shift is occurring man

so what do you think ChatGPT will say when ten million people ask it who they should vote for next year

live laugh lock in

this remains the greatest synopsis of incel culture one could ever ask for

Well 2025 was an awful year but thank god all the problems will be solved by the 2026 US presidential election

someone brought up loadbearing tweets today

i too have begun watching the straight man hockey podcasts discuss heated rivalry. this is the forum of athens to me

If I’m annoying you have to tell me btw

still thinking about this

sometimes i’ll type something that makes complete sense in my head and then read it back to myself moments later like what was she cooking

if i got cheated on i would get out and VOTE !

If we lived in a just media landscape, this would now be a trilogy.

In Woke 2, they’ll learn that WNBA was the compromise position

casoooooo cerraaaaadooooo

They like Trump and want to help him

reminding you that you’re a movie lover whether you logged 1 film ten times or 500+ films this year. it doesn’t matter the genre or the length of the film. or whether you watched them in a theater, at home or on a plane. you’re a movie lover and we love you 🧡 💚 💙

im not reading that. fuck you

my boy has aura

Rest in peace you absolute legend of an artist

How are dipshits being swayed by MTG’s crocodile tears apology tour

anxiously waiting for jokić news like he is a close personal friend of mine

its filloa season

two white dudes at the top of the roty ladder does not bode well for woke 2

Zohran Derangement Syndrome (racism)