But then that would mean that an entire political party is covering for, and totally subservient to.. an old pervert???

SCHUMER: let me see that HOUSE DEMS: careful we only have one copy SCHUMER: oh no I shredded it

i would probably kms immediately though

Trump pardons pedos

Remember when he tweeted this about his own grandmother

C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...

he was a father 💔

"and in conclusion, this is how the 2026 nba all-star game will work"

extremely on the nose needle drops are one of the best hallmarks of a bad tv show

yes, tell em king

Lol the buzzer-beater by #nbapaint

back in my day the only 67 was 679 by fetty wap ft. remy boyz

it’s called a double negative maybe you’ve never not heard of it

It's not all bad news, Liz! I'm a reaction image now! They're putting together a shared-universe IP and they need a replacement after the little girl in front of the burning house got arrested for insurance fraud.

“keep politics out of sports” is code for racism

something uniquely depressing about applying for a job you really want knowing you'll probably never hear back from them

From a Washington Post story titled "How women feel about Trump’s presidency"

relieved of his duties is such a funny way to phrase it

HAVING FUN ISNT HARD WHEN YOUVE GOT A LIBRARY CARD

🔥🔥

Google AI is like an Eric Adams quote generator

Why, did he do something wrong

you couldn't torture me into wearing a jersey that says 'cream city' on it.

now that’s wtf i’m talking about

Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next

AND i got the fantasy football W this week. we are so back

cade cunningham scoring 46 points on 45 shots is absolutely frying me

This is an overwhelmingly insane night of basketball

andrew higgins perhaps i owe you an apology…

buzzer beating alley-oop is the single coolest way to win a basketball game and I don’t see how you can even argue

SPOACH OF THE YEAR

i do not regret to inform you that the heat is, in fact, on

oh my god lol

wait since when is thomas bryant on the cavs lmao

oh i’m sick

zero doubt in my mind wemby will put up a quadruple double at some point

que nervios

free basketball 🗣️

🤦🏻‍♀️

norm arguing with evan mobley at the free throw line lmao

heat look good 🙂

zohran mamdani really showed their whole asses about this worthless slogan. deep down leftists knew it was full of shit but mamdani was the perfect candidate to expose this.

Free speech except if you’re pro-Palestinian or didn’t like Charlie Kirk

Rep. Rashida Tlaib, a Palestinian American DSA member who represents metro Detroit, is the second sitting Democratic congressperson to demand the resignation of Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer.

This app is not good for my mental health but it's really just because being this informed will make anyone want to lose their fucking mind.