i love when industry brings back minor characters you figured you’d never see again… literally gasped when anraj showed up out of nowhere

reese’s peanut butter cups have gotten smaller. thanks joe biden

they're being called Stephanyahu, LeKud James, and the KDF

industry is kind of a horror show when you really think about it

Joker: "I want the alien" Wemby: "Say less" Jokić asks Wemby to draw the alien after he signs his NBA All-Star jersey! 🤣

“You texting the text man for texts” was GENERATIONAL

ChatGPT could fucking never

Femke Kok is the most amazing drag name I have ever heard, and belongs to some speed skater

heat legend michael baiamonte hitting the two minutes dos minutes i love it

Team stripes pointmogged by team stars

Spike Lee courtside at the All Star game tonight while Denicide Avdija waits for someone to pass him the ball

Wemby gonna chew these dudes out in French and then go right back to his Brandon Sanderson

can’t wait for all the forthcoming discourse about how wemby thinks he can be the face of the league but went 0-2 at the all star game

APPLE TIME

OMG Spike you fucking Legend

He’s clearly the MOST American basketball player (white collar criminal)

jalen duren mogs this entire all star line up

this burner being uncovered is proof that KD, like most naturally gifted posters, is a bad person who is on his phone too much

wemby is such a sicko bro chill 😭

obama didn’t have an nba wildcat strike to break this year so he settled for going to watch a war criminal play in the all star game

wemby’s just mad he lost to chet’s team lol

This fucking guy hahaha

overtime for an all star game …

stormin norman

I keep thinking that someday I will become used to the hideousness of cybertrucks and they will finally blend into the background and every time I see one I am struck anew by how awful they are

most ethical all star

drafts aren’t enough sometimes you just have to post and delete the same thing like 3 times until you get it right

how many millions of dollars does an athlete have to make before the brain worms set in and they start investing in israeli drones and shit

BABABABABABASKETBALL

Spent time with Norman Powell at All-Star Weekend. Here’s my video feature for @theathletic.com: www.nytimes.com/athletic/704...

Charles Ephebophile Cheese

happy yasharper sunday to all who celebrate! 🍾

never kill yourself

i think our little cold weather era in south florida is over :( but i did get to go in the ocean today :)

Going to mute “Gavin Newsom” as an act of radical self care

Sports entire value is derived from communal, multi-generational, shared experience. In a world turning exceedingly isolated/personalized, the growth opp in sport is standing as one of the last bastions of AI-proof community.

Bragging about the respectable path that delivered us to this moment.

Happy Birthday Megan Thee Stallion May Zeus strike down all her enemies

right wingers have always been way more psychotically obsessed with gender than left wingers but we all have to pretend that the idea of gender is somehow a leftist critical phenomenon

the stranger things finale did not earn two prince needle drops

chad mid gazemaxxing gets brutally mogged by the vacuity of his own desire for the desire of the Other

this is the biggest wingstop i’ve ever seen

Happy 31st birthday to the talented Megan Thee Stallion.

Adam Silver be in them NBA production meetings playing word games on his phone.

Keshad Johnson feelin’ himself en route to his first AT&T Slam Dunk win! 🏆

The Miami Heat at all star weekend:

its so funny how everyone around charlie just saw him as a giant cartoon steak

what do you MEAN fantasy football "has no fucking"