That awful Trump as Jesus ai image he made kept living rent free in my brain so I had to photoshop it into something more palatable Shrek is love Shrek is life

Incredible sequel. Edge of my seat!

Dick Armey

Dick Tips Dick Trickle Dick Pound Dick Butkus

BREAKING: Maryland is about to become the first state in the nation to ban the use of surveillance data and dynamic pricing at grocery stores. The Maryland House has just passed the Protection from Predatory Pricing Act. Governor Wes Moore plans to sign the bill.

NASCAR legend Dick Trickle

'Dicks on the carpet' gives 'pussy facing the world'. A band name!

My pocketbook would fucking disagree.

See what happens when you let your spending—or lack thereof—speak for your values?

X-Men is inarguably one of the horniest mainstream American superhero comics on the market and any anytime anyone writing it forgets that it suffers lol

🎶 I’m guilty as chaaaaarged 🎶

this is what teenagers in movies looked like during the iraq war

this being the thing that crosses the line for many rightwingers is so illustrative of how they don’t really care about anything real that actually matters. their problems are all entirely fictional

Imagine if the Sony live action movies they’ve been putting out these last twenty years were half as good as the Spider-verse animations.

Sony has released new images from Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-Verse at #cinemacon2026, with looks at Miles, 2099, Spider-Punk, and what seems to be a flashback to a young Jefferson and Aaron Davis.

"Balls to the walls" derives from the Old English "Manparts to the ramparts".

maybe

More like Riley Declines

Look, it happens to all of us.

Lot of words to say this man is an idiot who makes promises he can’t keep

Gout Gout, 18, breaks Usain Bolt's under-18 200m record with 19.67 seconds - Australian sprinter from Brisbane is the new fastest teen on Earth

BREAKING: Mallory McMorrow just became the first Michigan Senate candidate to submit 30k signatures to get on the ballot. They were collected entirely by volunteers.

Capitalism ☹️

"The Naked Gun" (1988) bsky.app/profile/brit...

“Two can play at that game” is literally the Drebin quote here when he takes an innocent woman hostage to cluelessly fight the enemy

Tomorrow when I wake up, I am getting right out of bed to start my day.

My Cariloha bamboo sheets only come in solid colors. I don’t know if I’d choose a pattern if otherwise, I just like options.

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

Y’all 🥺🥺🥺

“The pope is WEAK on crime” is truly unparody-able. You can’t replace with “pope” with anything more absurd and you can’t replace “crime” with anything more absurd.

Italian government to Trump…

Just did. No noises or grunts coming from this body, even. Easy peezy

let👏women👏build👏saw👏traps👏

(The boyfriend should move)

in terms of traditional media, i think you’ve got a pretty compelling “How stupid does he think you are?” campaign

“Enough.”- a real one

When he died, he had shows booked on his calendar for the next eight months

my bf asked if could name any characters in the Bible: Leonardo, Raphael -what? Donatello -stop. Michelangelo?! -shut up! and.. AND! You didn't let me finish. - .... fine. Splinter.

Manopause

Hungarians celebrated the landslide defeat of Orban by singing "We Are the Champions" out in the streets

“You got Iwo Jima-ed” is an all timer

My goat.

Guess they told Doc to stick to the Rivers and lakes that he's used to, unfortunately

Should have hired @callmeang.bsky.social like I told you to.