Measles!

This or shut the fuck up talking

Why is the letter ‘B’ so cool? Because it’s between the AC

"Warner says the kid OD'd on a hopped up mix of tomato paste and nickel boron platelets. Word on the street is it's nootropic from the dark web they're calling, 'Alphabet Soup'. They caught this fool down on Orchard & Stanton diggin in trash cans screaming, "HE'S NOT THE ONLY GROUCH IN TOWN!""

Just a reminder that hundreds of people were literally fired from their jobs for not grieving appropriately after the death of Charlie Kirk

Outside of vacations I think this weekend will be the first full weekend I’ve had off since…2023? Three days! what will I do with all that time? Possibilities are endless.

The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.” That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.

Folks look at you like you're crazy when you say we're in the midst of the worst, most unprecedented Article I constitutional crisis in American history, & then the chairman of the <checks noter> Senate <Judiciary> Committee pleas ignorance of the law & constitution because of his agricultural past.

re: prince charles

couldn’t hack it at ups. well time to be a nazi

Nine DAs are coalescing to work on prosecuting federal agents for 'overreach': —L. Krasner in Philly —J. Creuzot in Dallas —M. Moriarty in Minneapolis —L. Conover in Tucson —S. Descano in Fairfax (VA) —R. Fatehi in Norfolk (VA) —S. Morales in Portsmouth (VA) —P. Dehghani-Tafti in Arlington (VA)

I may need to give someones on here my number just in case I’m preoccupied when the news hits.

I don't even think there has been something we already live skeeted/tweeted that could compare to the day THAT pops off.

Which is it?

I did it but I've been asked to leave Home Depot and never come back.

The lesson here is to never listen to "fans."

bro whistles are the NICE option. do you really want to challenge 1,000 nerds with 3D printers to invent something louder and more annoying???

US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent told Fox News on Monday that Mark Carney was "very aggressively walking back" some of the remarks to Trump— Carney said on Tuesday: “To be absolutely clear, and I said this to the president — I meant what I said in Davos"

Legitimately a feat of carefully calculated writing to issue a Holocaust Remembrance Day statement of this length without mentioning either (1) the people who perpetrated the Holocaust or (2) the people against whom they perpetrated it

I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work. I don’t let bullies win. Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.

one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen

For those who aren't aware, entering that building would be legally the same as invading Ecuador. Consulates and Embassies are considered foreign soil.

*the entire Trump Adminstration

Animal Control. Okay

This part of his quote is obviously and rightfully getting the headlines but the end of the clip is just as important: "Saying everything that's on my mind would have a cost that's too great for me right now...I know I'm a foreigner and I am concerned, for sure."

“I don’t want a superhero show to be a superhero show” is the worst type of criticism. “I don’t want a medical drama to be a medical drama” sounds ridiculous, right?

“You look like you snuck on Earth”

"You look like you wake up and die every day..."

Pick any @joybella.blacksky.app post at random

Greg Ketter, founder/owner of DreamHaven Books & Comics, Winner of the Will Eisner Spirit of Retail Award, 1999. As Greg has said here, the store's site has crashed from the traffic/flood of orders. But a GofundMe is still live to help with the store's renovation. www.gofundme.com/f/dreamhaven...

Even if Patriots lose the Super Bowl they’re back to running that division for the next decade+ again.

The guy on TikTok who dubs his cats with funny voices is now making all the cats scream "fuck ICE" so that's about where we're at

Maybe he meant too far away in the figurative sense. February 8th being what’s too far away 👀

Boomer: "Marine Iguana 'Dance With Somebody' FROM..." TJ: "Louisville!"

if I'm Joe Brady, I am absolutely trying to hire Sean McDermott as my DC. it's a good scheme fit with the players they have

"getting outside your bubble" is an admirable thing when it means trying a new hobby or introducing yourself to your neighbor or watching an art film but people only want to apply it to "being a little more racist just to see how it feels"

Daily red panda, Raya playing in the snow :3

A lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line

"I thought you were kinky?" What the fuck that gotta do with me dressing up like Link from Zelda and letting you peg me woman?

Talk about your Link between Worlds.

Very Online Democrats and Leftists: Bovino down. Noem on the ropes. Go for Stepher Miller: AFGE: