before you press post, think about the LORD

The film “Hook” is a Christmas movie right?

This is hilarious

*delete & report junk*

Little Nero’s pizza looks good asl.

That's why we use Textnow numbers!

Gotta ward my inbox against mfs like yall 😂

His entire family are the real villains

Big bet. Make sure you spread that holiday cheer ladies. You know your GC could use some entertainment before dinner.

Oh word?!

Kevin: Buzz, can I sleep with you because if Fuller has something to drink he’s going to wet the bed. Buzz: I wouldn't let you sleep with me if you were growing on my ASS. OMG 😭😭😭

You are a menace.

Man the kids in Home Alone treated Kevin like shit 😭😭

Spin The Block Season.

Atta boy! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

😂😂😂😂

I just put another one in the shaker

NEED DAT.

U ate that 🤏🏽🤏🏽🤏🏽

A plus credit?

What y'all time y'all putting y'all matching pajamas on or is he spending time with his family

“It just doesn’t feel like the holidays without you. I know I put the ho in holidays, but I hope your new person can make it feel like I did when I first kissed you under the mistletoe. See that? Mistletoe and now the one thing I’m missing is you.”

*men breathing* me:

We need to stand in solidarity, bro. As the saying goes.. “First they came for the balds. And I did not speak out…”

Good, because you've earned it. 🫱🏽‍🫲🏾

Man @balsalmicnygarette.blacksky.app gotta be top 5 funniest people on here 😭

Lmao

That was about the bald nigga????

Push-ups.

😂😂😂😂

Nigga, SHUT UP.

Lmaooo

Don’t y’all do no foolishness like this

Show me how your 2025 went

😂😂😂😂

Turn this up!

You MENACE

*Read*

It's almost Christmas, fellas. Time to get active. 🙂‍↕️

“Merry Christmas 🎄 Eve, Just checking to see if you're good, the measles is making a comeback, even some of the anti-vaxxers said they're done playing games, which is exactly what I should've done when I was with you. I'm here if you need me. Be safe" HOURS

𝐓𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐨𝐫 𝐑𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬.. 🥹

Oh my god I love it 😂 rated FRESH on RottenCatnips

Same af

Every pair I got my kid got as well.