I was just tryna clarify and be empathetic 😭😭

Just got told: “as a man why are trying to understand a woman”

She can’t leave my place without smellin like we did unspeakable actions

BAHAHAHAHAHA

Excuse me????

I shouldn’t’ve answered that Hilton phone call. Get da he’ll out my ear tryna sell me shit

I’m surprised you thought this was a good idea 😂😂😂😂😂

Nipsey Mac Miller Kobe

The amount of times this meme pops into my head randomly

I got one but don’t be usin it 😭😭

By the govt yes.

B1X

Ghost of yotei with lofi enabled is nuts

Unsolicited Flick pic

DONT TRUST A SORRY HOE MY MAMA TOLD ME THAT ICE CREAM WRIST PISTACHIO BIG WATER HOLD THE TAP

And don’t let me be in a mood to get my shit off either

The obvious is a slime cause then I’d basically be a god but fr fr make me a lynx or some shit

Call it "DISS MISSED"

Ion know why y’all arguin for… egg nog is objectively trash 🤷🏽‍♂️

They ain’t carry madam zeroni up the mountain and she don’t play that

In the 30s… basically gotta be a freeze warning lmfaoooo

Bruh the judge put the lyrics in her dismissal response 😂😂😂😂😂

I just can’t stop laughing

This is a wild assumption but I can’t refute the allegations 😂😂😂

LMFAOOOOOOOO THAT MUFUKA IS IN SHAMBLES

Oh I’m startin to not stay sleep? Insomnia bouta be a bitch

That’s a dub!

Racist folks all over social media saying to deport Bad Bunny. Bad Bunny cannot be deported. He is Puerto Rican, and therefore, American….. Racist aren’t smart

Whose daughter can I manipulate into buyin this for me?

I got a monster in my pocket 🙂

Absolutely. Especially if the info they want is easily within their grasp with basic research

The humidity of south Florida should be illegal

@cornbreadcozy.bsky.social aye nigga wtf you doin on tv?!?!

Halloweentown is goated

Spotted dick

My plate ain’t complete without candied yams

Age ain’t nun but a number. RUN ME MY CANDIES

I glaze her cheeks call it honey baked ham

Halloween without question. In my obviously non biased opinion

FALL ON DEEZ NUTS!!!

The weather, Halloween my bday, the weather, the weather

I’ve never understood the mechanics 😂

The South Africans at work be talkin bout cricket and I just sit in them meetings like

Can it wait till November?

I swear moms would make me go to school even if I died

Hello?!?!

THANK FUUUUUUUUX I FOUND THE KEY TO MY LUGNUTS