Homie just played some of her music and that shit kinda clean

Oh look there’s a cutie patootie on aisle 2

You bbqin or sumn?

White people look like they eat canned peas for breakfast

How can I get instructions to make a bomb without appearing on a list?

This is weirdo behavior…

I used to write short stories and poetry

Deception and betrayal 🤷🏽‍♂️

My knees hurt if I’m in the store for over 20 minutes

Thinkin you gone have free time to do whatever and the money to do it

Moving out at 17-18. Hell nah lololol

Not everyone gone take yo best interest to heart when making decisions for themselves. That lesson hurt and it’s taking years to fully process that level of hurt

Buena suerte

I need to eat so I can get high

…… anything….

Why do I have to live on this planet……

They take the pain away

Enough food takes PLEASE

This girl thought she could beat me at arcade mortal kombat……. Lmfaoooo I demolished her and didn’t give a damn

Argentina and Spain with theoretically easy ass groups

Makes sense to me 🤷🏽‍♂️ TDE, JID, Mac, OutKast, and AKFG are just goated

“ELEMENO” just hits different

Gahdamn that was a good ass game!! VAMOOOOOOS

Fuck the gun I’ll end myself right now

Frfr?? Here we go…

Finna joan yo ugglahh

WITH THEY TOOTHBRUSHES OUT IN THE OPEN TOO

Not closing the the lid when flushing is top 5 most disgusting things people be doin. It’s why I hate using public restrooms

Roommate just asked me if I let my chicken marinate and base knowin damn well ion be cooking like that 🤣🤣🤣

I added waaaay too much hot sauce to the greens. My bootyhole is buurrrrnin

Me when she say sumn slick shit in front of company

If you don’t wanna get matching LED samurai lightsaber swords and battle with me when we have arguments then we not meant to be together

Um… yes tf. Dressing is what I eat and I stay away from that other shit

Pain… pain and trauma

There are instructions?? I’ve just been scarffin them down like a nigga ain’t ever ate bread before

Gotta get a high airflow fan and keep that bih on no matter what

This you?

I would be ok with 25 to life

NAIIJAH!!! 😂😂😂😂

Do you not wanna do it no more? Add asparagus and bacon

Good thing I keep a smoke grenade on me like a ninja

And that’s when I hit em with “ya moms can’t cook and gotta DUI while sober” right??

Sears wasn’t the absolute worst job I had but maaaan was management fuccin trash

Bruh I hate when my people ask a dumbass vague question then get mad when it gets ignored. If you dont add some specifics 🤦🏽‍♂️

Is it toxic that I steal heating pads from women?

It dead ass costs $100 to open your front door.