Big Mama Takes 40!

4th Advent Sunday = All White

Cayman Jack sugar free passion fruit margaritas frozen a lil bit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

10 min into the call…

Me when I actually like a man

Valentine’s Day 🥰

Which family you with today?

Tied for the BADDEST😈✨

He'll be over at 7, then leaving at 7:15 to be with his family. It won't take long.

Ouuu when the #SurvivingBaldNiggas Netflix doc drops 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Replied to a bald niggas DM

BTS, Christmas Edition: 🥰🫒🍸✨💕 @bret-heartbreak.bsky.social

(I am sexy but keep it cute… relax)

They can say beautiful or gorgeous but i’m not talking to no one that greet me immediately with “hey sexy 😈” act like you been around a lady before and show some mf respect

felt really pretty, like i looked like my auntie too

I hate that like 90% of my fave pics are with my bf 😫

Merry christmas 🥰✨🎄 #beautysky #blacksky #makeup #christmas

WHO BREED YA MAREHHH!?

Friend they saying you write like a founding father

I’ve spent a very very long time accepting that as long as everyone else was happy, that was good enough. That’s all I should need. Told that wanting for myself is selfish…But I’d like to be happy too. To a degree that I can’t ignore

Y’all really be having crushes on each other. That’s cuteeeeee.

Lol bro how do you talk so country but write like Thomas Jefferson?!

Back at it 😂😂😂 just like old times MerryThiccmas yall!

Cleo Sol makes gospel music that's appropriate for fingering to it.

White men be having random jobs you never thought about or heard of Sausage casing manufacturer Windmill Automator II Lego surface area authenticator Christmas tree breeder Computer key manufacturer Corn dog stimulator Dog hair inspector Professional pooper Making 1.3 billion annually

First time on dispensary edibles in Vegas I missed my flight back to Houston and bought a new flight from Houston to Vegas….. I needed Vegas to Houston *(Didn’t even have to do that because they got me another flight for free anyway) Second time the next year I missed my flight AGAIN. BLUNT ME

Lemme tell yall something….. every single time I’ve tried an edible… I’ve called someone to bring me to the hospital 😭😂 finally said lemme not ruin nobody high anymore.. I won’t partake

Holy fucking shit fucks….

LMAO. good luck to everybody ✌🏽

Tell me if I’m wrong… i dont wanna get on dating apps because I just want things to be organic and in person but I also don’t wanna go outside and I also don’t wanna answer back to DMs on any of my SM… I also just feel like… if we don’t live in the same area we were never supposed to meet 😂

It can be heartening when ppl see you carving a trail and say, “You inspired me to be unapologetically myself” but that doesn’t change the fact that you were on that trail alone 😭 And I say this as someone who is regularly told that my light gives other ppl permission.

Just cause I feel like it…😊

Can’t forget emotional maturity in Mars!

I can figured it out with any zodiac sign. Just be a Handsome Sun and Big Dick Rising with a Really Good Job Moon.

nigga said my mustache snap on and off like the crotch on a onesie.

I have a movie idea where it’s against the laws of physics for humans to kill each other, there’s some kind of moral buffer that stops it in the cosmos…it’s a thriller so there are people who find out ways to kill who they want to kill while staying in “moral law”….

People love to say Earth signs are boring, and i just say.... Yall have not met people that were really interested in you

But race specific.

it’s based on the way your motor and sensory neurons are laid out. sensory neurons from your non-dominant thumb sit very close to the motor neurons controlling your throat, so when you squeeze the thumb, some of the electrical activity spills over and temporarily “fatigues” the throat neurons.

I just had a huge realization We already knew reality does not exist with a moral compass. People receive good and bad at random but society and religion created the moral standard we live by today But what is consistent is that there is always a cost to everything

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Goals for next summer Me and who

Imma try!!! Everytime I pop out all my friends and people I meet are like “girl you need to come outside” but I just loooove being in the house. That’s where my nervous system feels safe, at peace, and calm. Outside overwhelms me quick asf. 😭 It’s loud asf and crowded outside 😭

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I love the smell of the hair salon and talking with the girlies in there- womanhood 🫱🏿‍🫲🏾 Also extra fave is when I’m up north & it’s a Dominican salon or ran by Jamaicans, you know you getting cared for like you somebody niece in there

2* and my wallet is WIDE open 🌚

Me after 4 old fashioneds:

Had to come back to this cause this is what I like to see 😍😍😍 😈

You deserve a love that's easy.

Omggg 🥹🥲🥲🥰