WHO BREED YA MAREHHH!?

Friend they saying you write like a founding father

I’ve spent a very very long time accepting that as long as everyone else was happy, that was good enough. That’s all I should need. Told that wanting for myself is selfish…But I’d like to be happy too. To a degree that I can’t ignore

Y’all really be having crushes on each other. That’s cuteeeeee.

Lol bro how do you talk so country but write like Thomas Jefferson?!

Back at it 😂😂😂 just like old times MerryThiccmas yall!

Cleo Sol makes gospel music that's appropriate for fingering to it.

White men be having random jobs you never thought about or heard of Sausage casing manufacturer Windmill Automator II Lego surface area authenticator Christmas tree breeder Computer key manufacturer Corn dog stimulator Dog hair inspector Professional pooper Making 1.3 billion annually

First time on dispensary edibles in Vegas I missed my flight back to Houston and bought a new flight from Houston to Vegas….. I needed Vegas to Houston *(Didn’t even have to do that because they got me another flight for free anyway) Second time the next year I missed my flight AGAIN. BLUNT ME

Lemme tell yall something….. every single time I’ve tried an edible… I’ve called someone to bring me to the hospital 😭😂 finally said lemme not ruin nobody high anymore.. I won’t partake

Holy fucking shit fucks….

LMAO. good luck to everybody ✌🏽

Tell me if I’m wrong… i dont wanna get on dating apps because I just want things to be organic and in person but I also don’t wanna go outside and I also don’t wanna answer back to DMs on any of my SM… I also just feel like… if we don’t live in the same area we were never supposed to meet 😂

It can be heartening when ppl see you carving a trail and say, “You inspired me to be unapologetically myself” but that doesn’t change the fact that you were on that trail alone 😭 And I say this as someone who is regularly told that my light gives other ppl permission.

Just cause I feel like it…😊

Can’t forget emotional maturity in Mars!

I can figured it out with any zodiac sign. Just be a Handsome Sun and Big Dick Rising with a Really Good Job Moon.

nigga said my mustache snap on and off like the crotch on a onesie.

I have a movie idea where it’s against the laws of physics for humans to kill each other, there’s some kind of moral buffer that stops it in the cosmos…it’s a thriller so there are people who find out ways to kill who they want to kill while staying in “moral law”….

People love to say Earth signs are boring, and i just say.... Yall have not met people that were really interested in you

But race specific.

it’s based on the way your motor and sensory neurons are laid out. sensory neurons from your non-dominant thumb sit very close to the motor neurons controlling your throat, so when you squeeze the thumb, some of the electrical activity spills over and temporarily “fatigues” the throat neurons.

I just had a huge realization We already knew reality does not exist with a moral compass. People receive good and bad at random but society and religion created the moral standard we live by today But what is consistent is that there is always a cost to everything

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Goals for next summer Me and who

Imma try!!! Everytime I pop out all my friends and people I meet are like “girl you need to come outside” but I just loooove being in the house. That’s where my nervous system feels safe, at peace, and calm. Outside overwhelms me quick asf. 😭 It’s loud asf and crowded outside 😭

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I love the smell of the hair salon and talking with the girlies in there- womanhood 🫱🏿‍🫲🏾 Also extra fave is when I’m up north & it’s a Dominican salon or ran by Jamaicans, you know you getting cared for like you somebody niece in there

2* and my wallet is WIDE open 🌚

Me after 4 old fashioneds:

Had to come back to this cause this is what I like to see 😍😍😍 😈

You deserve a love that's easy.

Omggg 🥹🥲🥲🥰

Everytime I watch my friends or my sister cook and I see that stove on high I repeat that tweet to them and they get it together 😂 patience my babies!! Put that shit on medium

If you're really into women, then you know that they can handle damn near anything. But then you don't let them handle anything they shouldn't.

Scrolling through the timeline and…

Looking like Jamie Poxx

So, I’m never surprised at what we hear come out of the mouths of these deplorable public “leaders”. I am surprised that we don’t have more Luigi’s and John Wilkes Booth’s. I cannot emphasize enough how that is the ONLY way this stops at this point. Sorry for the lovers of non-violence.

The eyebrows btw

Oh!!! Goodnight 🫶🏽

Happy birthday boo!!! 🎂🥳🎉

holiday makeup!

No shade but have y’all interacted with most financially stable Indians?? This is completely excluding the Indians within the the Caribbean diaspora Indians who migrated to the US perpetuate a disgusting amount of racism and white supremacy more than any other person I’ve interacted w/

Picnic dates>>>> Museum dates>>> Aquarium dates>>> Book store dates >>> Food dates>>> Mall dates>>>

day trip dates >>> Barnes and Noble dates >>> arcade dates >>> botanical garden dates >>> stay in dates >>> rage room dates >>> I love all the dates, man. I need more of them in 2026.

Yup. Learning this right now. It's some people you tell things about when they are finished, and others you can tell while in process. Discernment is key!

He don’t have that shit on, I’m sorry

The world we lived in in 2020 no longer exists. The takeover is complete.

HoHoHo. Goth Christmas!🎄🖤

1st Day of Winter.