I keep saying there are going to be so many long term consequences that haven’t been discovered yet. But every other commercial is for them. I think there will be a lot of regrets and lawsuits in 20 years.

“You’re such a nigga.” — one of my bestie’s most frequent and favorite replies to me sksksks

My first ever smartwatch was a Xiaomi MiBand. I loved that thing! 😂 This is dope! The capitalist class will ensure something this good *and* affordable never makes it to American shores. But good for Europe which doesn’t so openly hate its people.

I saw someone saying they don’t save phone numbers because people are always changing their number and I…. I’ve had the same number for 15 years. My sister’s cell number has been in our family for legit 25 years.

I am VERY picky about Sade covers. I like this!!

Perch the phone on the open bathroom cabinet door (about 2ft off the floor) so it’s not so far away from the… or so I’ve heard.

"We tried to tell y'all." – Ancient African-American proverb

That man literally freestyled on FaceTime tonight and I just giggled 🤪

And that’s how I know I really love him because he’s done a couple of the things in the qts but I just thought it was cute 😂

Girls get the ick over the weirdest things.. And that shit is HILARIOUS.

It’s a signal because it’s when men think you’re most attainable. If you look raggedy then you *might* be raggedy enough to put up with their raggediness.

One of the many reasons I took a step back from this app is watching MULTIPLE men that I KNOW are married move real RAGGEDY with women on here.

Thank you for saying the username because I don’t be knowing people’s @

I’ll be practicing Wintering this year. As a Summer baby, I’ve always been confused by a lot of moving around in winter. The calendar says the “new year” starts in January. But nature says winter is when things are dormant; newness comes with Spring. Holler at me about goals at the Equinox.

I successfully remembered my laptop password. That’s enough work for today.

We’ve been together for the last 17 days and tonight is our last night together. I’m not ok. 😢😢😢

I’m terrible at math until shit ain’t adding up.

And that’s why I don’t fuck with brown liquor 😭

Friday night is for short skirts and strong drinks.

Did Alabama even try??

Damn Texas Tech.

He got me a telescope 🥹😭🥰💜

Boy these white folks bout to lose their damn minds. It’s going to be delicious!! 😌

Back in my day, we just called them Kappas

I realized the HOLY in Holy Sky stands for: Heathens Organized for LYing I rebuke that movement!

Can’t stop thinking that I’ll be getting put through the mattress in about 33 hours. I do not give a damn what this lady is saying on this Zoom call.

Staying true to my brand— car wash selfies

Staying true to my brand— car wash selfies

I do worry about some of y’all.

More than once unfortunately. Blocked them all after the first call.,

The chicken lady is doing a lot, but she’s not wrong.

And I ain’t floating out here alone 🎈😂🥰💜

All of my friends are fine!!! 🥰🥰🥰

This headass. A playlist with songs that “start” with A, his first initial. The A List. 💜 Couldn’t fit in the screenshot: + Ain’t Nobody x Chaka Khan + All I x Jill Scott

My city got a Black woman Mayor y’all!

Those outfits look like they were discarded from The Wiz 🥴🥴

You know you don’t feel like cooking this year. Help prevent robbing season and place your order now ⬇️⬇️⬇️

The high yesterday was 25°. I saw way too many palm colored grown folks walking around outside without coats. Then they get sick, don’t wash their hands and start spreading their germs. Silly and nasty.

I want it.🫦

Can’t be humble all the time 🤷🏾‍♀️

“Not a locked door in this house because I'd ALWAYS have a key ready.” Is a bar.

I’ve learned this is what a mature man means by 50/50. It’s not going half on bills or a woman being a pseudo-provider. It’s about equal effort and intention, not placing all the responsibility on one partner in the relationship. But sharing in the investment and effort. And I’m here for it.

One time for the hair, the shoes and the dress I found on clearance 🙂‍↕️

My only meeting today just got rescheduled, hallelujah! 🙌🏾

This Stewart Scott 30 for 30 bout to have me boohooing 🥲 That man helped me make it through my freshman year of college.

2017 & 2018 (this also counts for me from another era)

I thought for sure she was at least my age, she’s 6 years younger 🥴

We were promised flying cars but all we got were podcasts, racist sentient oranges, a million and one fast & furious movies, and the Barbs.

Awake 😔