I’m super picky about my water bottles. 2 with the handle of 6 is the closest. Spouts only (but not with a lot of internal parts). No straws because that’s going to cause cigarette lips over time. And I need something to hold on to.

Yes, I usually reserve my heathen shenanigans for irl and not on the skyline. You’re welcome ☺️

Cool story bro

There absolutely is a such thing. The difference is “bad” is not a good enough reason for a man to turn it down. So in that sense, all pussy is good pussy 🤷🏾‍♀️

The reason you don’t meet anyone (despite doing your part) is men these days are very scary. And don’t have the courage to approach a woman they find attractive. I have a whole rant about how almost all men’s modern dating actions are fear based. But I’ll save that for another time.

It was on my bucket list and whew ☑️

Yeah, Ryan is different. Spike is/was too artsy and theoretical. John Singleton’s story telling, while compelling and important was somewhat one-dimensional. Ryan tells our stories in a way that speaks directly to us, but also radiates beyond us. It’s such a unique gift.

Not all the time, but some. times.

Green🤑

Accidentally dressed like Kim Possible at church today 😂🤦🏾‍♀️

Unfortunately, it gets worse.

Also, her skin is perfect and she further confirmed that I will be getting my nose pierced 😝

I feel like the writers are getting it wrong having her be “the cold Black woman.” While Alex finds solace in the arms of a snow bunny.

My vacuum wasn’t working. Flipped it over and found a screw lodged in the brush. Had to pop off the cover to get it out. Popped it back on and it’s good as new. Never need a man. If you’re here it’s because I want you to be.

Ain’t nobody dumber than a nigga who thinks he can’t get touched. And we are about to find out just how dumb they really are. It’s some mfs who been waiting 25 years for this exact moment about to be ACTIVATED. Lord please protect me and my people from this fools arrogance. 🙏🏾

Not y’all on here being high strung on a Saturday. We’re on the verge of WWIII, we have more than enough shit to be anxious about. The social media shit ain’t even real, let alone important!

objective 1: pull the USA into a war with Iran objective 2: ok have fun bye :)

Dammit! Now I want some ribs!

Dear, Iran. Black people ain’t got shit to do with this.

Why have I never thought of this?! 🤯😩

Well, it was either world war three or letting black people have jobs, so I see why people just went with the world war

Whew!

A reminder on the last day of BHM: 🗣️TAKE UP SPACE IN EVERY ROOM YOU WALK IN! ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

Niggas be feet men but don’t be sending money for pedicures. FOH asking for free pics!

Just saw a couple pushing their cat in a stroller at the park.

Parking 💛

No one ever seems to remember the staff at Cards Against Humanity harassed a Black man into the mental hospital. But I do.

This the kind of shit that makes me not want to deal with church people. Entrepreneur, artist, director, magazine?? You gotta be all that? You can’t just be a good person and serve the Lord and your community? I hate it.

Did I just bump my only meeting this afternoon so I can go to the park?? Yes. Yes I did. 🤗

Good morning

1 - old bitches winning or 5 - I know they would be unintentionally hilarious

Ase….we all receive an increase on our money flow

Her plastic surgeon DID THAT!!She looks good!

THANK GOD FOR UNSEND MESSAGE!! I sent that video to the wrong text thread 😩😩😩

I used to use mine all the time for work, then IT cut off all external devices besides our phones. Now I use it as a FaceTime summer jam screen 🌚

75°— cash me outside

Ijs somebody came up with the term “Eskimo Brothers” and it wasn’t me!

What about your brother or cousin? Daddy? Frat brother? Just trying to find the line here

Every now and then I question myself because my love for Lesbian R&B is real.

An excellent way to start Women’s History Month. I approve.

i'm alive, i'm breathing, i'm blessed & i'm thankful

The writers of Paradise!!

These poor traumatized feral children ☹️

I’ve been on time to my meetings and appointments everyday this week. Feels weird 😭😂😭 Y’all can clap for me anyway tho 😌

Failure to plan on your part, does not constitute an emergency on mine.

😂😂😂 he got that line from a TikTok 😂😂😂

Staten Island ain’t never beating the allegations.

Get right or get left is such a quintessentially Black phrase 😂

So true, but real talk, a Black woman ain’t never meeting that fate.