Love them down, but my God Leo men are hell! Always trying to possess some shit that don’t belong to them (and they low key don’t even really want) just to say they can. smh.

I JUST THINK ITS FUNNY ... the FBI is down to that lady house looking for what they already found in Mar-a-Lago

Excuse me, Universe, I prefer ApplePay. Please and thank you. 🙏🏾

DEB

I receive it!! 🙌🏾🙌🏾✨✨

Clearly Canadian

Lord it’s only Tuesday and I’m already tired 😩 and I still have 2 days this week where I have to show up in person and use my brain. All in exchange for a virtual work week with my Babe. Gotta suck it up so that I can suc… signal drops

I just made mine in the air fryer because I didn’t want to make any dishes, it is REALLY GOOD!! Tradarius got one!

I love that she uses that money to piss off her ex.

So ‘Manifest’ irl, ok

It pleases me on multiple levels to see the Steelers lose 🤗

Determining football playoff seeds and schedules is the most boy math shit I’ve ever seen.

CJ gotta tighten up

They also believe Jesus came to North America, but yeah

I learned Gladys Knight was Mormon at the same time I learned they used to forbid Black people from becoming Mormon because they believed we’re cursed and inherently evil.

If that’s what he asks for, that’s what he gets.

And this is why I won’t get high alone.

Both. Depends on my mood or the request.

I bought a plant 🪴 for my work holiday gift exchange (yes we’re late, everybody was sick or on pto). I just decided I’m going to be the plant lady that gives plants as gifts ☺️

Knowing that he carries and can properly use a 🔫

Again...ain't no male loneliness epidemic. You just suck. And you want to be coddled and told "you deserve but feminists!" instead of developing a personality, learning empathy, and washing your ass. Every wound was from your own hand.

Both of these teams are terrible.

Oh baby bring it all to me

Same.

It’s giving Black Barbie doll 😍

Pregnancy has her glowing even more, if that’s even possible

Whoever Justin Herbert thinks he is, he is not

I’m so old. Maria’s thigh high slit in “professional attire” made me raise an eyebrow for half a second.

Damn, not the Eagles too!!

They’re going to let that bitch win the Super Bowl aren’t they??

GYAT DAMMIT Trevor Lawrence!!

I know that lady’s house is dirty. 🤢

Not never.

Could have ended with Tony Romo is so annoying. 😂😂😂

So was I.

So none of the NBA games are available outside of the League Pass? That sucks for basketball fans.

Lmao my team’s entire season was trash so I wasn’t invested in Chicago or Green Bay winning. But being up 21-9 at the start of the 4th quarter, I’d say it was Green Bay’s game to lose. And somehow they did.

I’m can’t believe Green Bay let them come back like that 😩

I like Oregon as a team, but I don’t like their coach so

Long as they got an intermission so I can pee, I’m sat.

Ooohhhh he’s a white Cuban. That explains so much

I keep saying there are going to be so many long term consequences that haven’t been discovered yet. But every other commercial is for them. I think there will be a lot of regrets and lawsuits in 20 years.

“You’re such a nigga.” — one of my bestie’s most frequent and favorite replies to me sksksks

My first ever smartwatch was a Xiaomi MiBand. I loved that thing! 😂 This is dope! The capitalist class will ensure something this good *and* affordable never makes it to American shores. But good for Europe which doesn’t so openly hate its people.

I saw someone saying they don’t save phone numbers because people are always changing their number and I…. I’ve had the same number for 15 years. My sister’s cell number has been in our family for legit 25 years.

I am VERY picky about Sade covers. I like this!!

Perch the phone on the open bathroom cabinet door (about 2ft off the floor) so it’s not so far away from the… or so I’ve heard.

"We tried to tell y'all." – Ancient African-American proverb