I think I might be an orange blush girlie for a little bit…

Plucking my brows after some bubbly. This could go either way lol

@keikokaveri.bsky.social sent me this playlist and baby when I tell you I was having a concert in the drive through line at 2am lmaooo

I did blackout and now I just want some White Castle chicken rings and mozzarella sticks 😭😭

$300 American dollars later…

Walked into the Dominican salon and my stylist is dark brown with a blind pixie cut in finger waves and a little black dress. Me when I leave

Do I wanna be rolos blowout or blow dryer blow out. I’m thinking blow dryer so I can take a nap faster lol

Aye @ladidadi56.bsky.social Was your high school homecoming around this time? I was trying to explain blackout to someone down here but actually didn’t know if other Jersey schools did their homecomings this time of year lol

Me panicking because I gotta pay $170 pre tip just to get my hair blown out

Happy Blackout!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻

Yall are starting early, I see. Heathens, the lot of you

I saw a peach cobbler pudding (think banana pudding but peach cobbler) I felt my back expanding…

Ohhh yall just saw the hemorrhoid video?? Best of luck to yall, I was already traumatized by that video a few days ago 😭😭

Bet this Charae Lewis book gon take me to the king and bet it’s a cliffhanger. I know I know better but…imma read it anyway lol

Oh but h I forgot I have a half day tomorrow…

Why is this day dragging?? Like why is it only 2pm???

Ayoooooo @seauxcocoa.bsky.social I let it chill Baby, I’ll slap my brother. This shit is delicious

I saw something that said “you still listen to am I the drama”? Meanwhile me: hop up out the whip I get a bunch of oohs and aahs. I can make a nigga rich. I can get a nigga robbed. If it’s beef, we got sticks. I can get you shish kabobed

You know…I shoulda went to the likka sto…

Oh this lady wants to play this game???

@0hbetave.bsky.social Not that we needed it but…a sign!! lol

Working from home all this week. Is it drink:30? 🤔🤔

"In order to want sex, the sex needs to be worth wanting."

Outside in these streets and some girl said “baby I wanna catch your vibe” and honestly…yeah. I would too lol Also, hey darlings. Missed you 💙

What do you mean this Notre Dame game is 35-0 at the end of the first quarter?!?? This is bullying. Stand up, Syracuse!!

I have two brown spots on my face. Most people would call them freckles but since I have vitiligo and lost my melanin, now I wonder if it’s my skin trying to repigment…

Her: I sleep here more than I sleep at my own place. That’s a relationship Him: that’s proximity. Don’t add chapters I didn’t write Oh this book finna be GOODT and messy…

I’m gonna be home all next week…I think imma get me a chicken and meatball Alfredo for lunch one of them days…

Sometimes I go “dolphins” to myself and let out a little giggle lol

@seauxcocoa.bsky.social @nyx-19.bsky.social @jamma313.bsky.social Help meeeeeeee 😭😭😭

I should be going to bed. However…I am one bottle in and don’t have to go to work tomorrow so there’s contemplation of opening another… And it took me three hours to get home so I feel like I might deserve…

Me trying to decide which Angel imma listen to…but ultimately we know which one won…

I just saw a video of Mona “dont call me white girl” and 1) I get why people think we look alike 2) can I pull off a 613???

ISTG it feels like everyone forgot how to fucking drive when they were home because what theeeeee fuck is with all the cars and the honking???

Happy birthday @solochills.blacksky.app !!

I was reading this book but might not finish b/c the FMC got three things going on: she jobless, she got shot in the calf, and she’s a bbw. Guess which is the major concern right now And it’s a Cole Hart author and I know it’s at least two more books coming and I don’t know if I got it in me, fam

BIIIITTTTTCCCCCCHHHHHH THAT’S WHY FORTY ASS DONT BE KNOWING SHIT!!!!

I just saw a cheesesteak Alfredo hit my FYP and…I would try it lmao

Also - I ain’t gon you…couple times I wanted to smack the shit outta Zoya…

My favorite genre still…

Hey my lovelies 💙💙

My friend: when was the last time you were seduced Me:

Had to have decorum when back that ass then she got a donk came on…whewwwww it was hard

Seton Hall University

I’M FREEEEEE!!!! Back outside on my bullshit!!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻

No idea where the urge to listen to Hey Ma came from but…here we are lol

Finished Goon… Imma hit AOK tomorrow…

Because a black man in blue, green, purple, and marigold just do something to me

Update: GOON AND AFFILIATES OF KREED DROPPED TODAY!!! Them people at work can kiss my ass…fuck you meeeeeaaaaannnnnn!!!!

I hope no one is expecting me to do any work tomorrow because ain’t shit getting done Not when imma be back on my way to Union City!!! UCK AOK ALL DAY!!!