The pencil is sending me.

Somehow this is mad racist 😩

His birthday was before mine. We were talking for 1 week and his birthday was the following week… every sentence started with “i can’t wait to see what you get me for my birthday. We should plan the date on my bday” I waited til his bday to block him. There’s your gift.

sis, there is a time and a place for chicken tenders. 1st dates/nice restaurants aint it!!

Stop being so fucking weird!

This not a weird thing to say to a stranger?

I slept well, but im still sleepy!

Video-called me rapping Freeway's "What We Do Is Wrong" with super exaggerated rap hands unannounced.

Of course that girl is late today. 🙄

Sksksksksk SCREAMING!

Did you have a perc addiction?

Yall was cutting up while I slept?

Oh I must've missed something..

Thats true. Cuz aint shit else to do in Ohio.

Baby that’s a drug dealer 😭

I had to drive all over creation to get my mom birthday sweets last night. 1st Wegmans aint have it. Harris Teeter was out. The 2nd Wegmans came thru tho. Related, Lanham Wegmans seems to be falling off.

🤝🏾🤝🏾

Happy Wednesdee chat!

Oh this would have me livid

The sound that just left my mouth?! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Thats valid

He wouldn’t put “Ks” after “Cs” if that’s what the word required.. He just doubled the Cs.. We’re 36..

Absolutely valid lolololol

He ordered chicken tenders on a dinner date

yeah to a Gary woman you basically died

Umm.. naw thats crazy

Bounce on that shit dance Bounce on that shit dance Bounce on that shit dance Bounce on that shit dance Bounce on that shit

About this flow, about this gift

Yes

As does the auntie. All of a sudden, everything I own is leopard print

Tomorrow might be a leggings day. Iont eem got an outfit idea in me right now

Tired boots.

Feels so good to have my slippers on

You know your brain is fried when youre looking for your purse thats on your shoulder 🫠

See... absolutely not

Oop.

Pretty sure I lost my earring too. 🥺

Picked the wrong day to wear heels. 🫠

"We like Weezy & Styrofoam" wasn't egregious, Leon????

😂😂

🗣

“If you can tell me what to do, then you can tell me what to do. But if you can’t tell me what to do, you CAN’T tell me what to do.” -An Aries Queen

😂😂

Why is bread so good? Like it don’t matter what bread it is… it’s good

That one book that was all smut, I had to put down. It was too murch!!!

I've said HNY 8 damn times today