By day 2 he’s in the grave

Richie is fcking Janice with a gun to her head 😭😭😭 how did i miss these things the first time i watched it.

Hello. A headrest for when the eater gets to eating. 🎶🎤😩Lay your headdddddd downnnn on my fupaaaaaaa. Ohhhhhh lay it downnnnn 🎶🎤

Ok…..hear me out He’s cooking with this. Pun not intended.

BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...

Still up. Glad I posted here and not YouTube. This is what Bari Weiss and CBS tried to hide from us.

Done. Happy Saturday. #blackskyfitness

8-9 11 inches sister???

Ending the year in rest. I’ve been grateful this year that my nervous system wasn’t a wreck and nothing “threw” me over the edge. I did what i needed to do AND what i wanted to do. The same will happen next year. Staying grounded, present, grateful and curious. All these things serve me well.

My daughter calls me tomboy chic I’ll wear skirts/dresses but it’s not gonna be frilly or over the top.

Late! But we here!

Last week during aerial yoga the instructors says “omg her knee is touching the floor. She’s so flexible. Wow you’re so flexible” My bestie: Becky! It’s because she’s a whore!! Becky: I mean…if this is true. She’s a flexible one.

I told my dad i wanted to be Buffy The Body once. And he told me to “stop chat schupidness and to keep my head in my books….Yuh spend too much time with the TV” And then made me write 1000x times that “i love my own body”

Hi. Y’all favorite hell raiser has awoken.

Breakfast cabeza!!

I’m SCREAMING! 😂😂😂

It’s ice falling outside. Freezing rain and my parents at the damn casino. I call my dad annoyed Me: Yuh feel yall can’t stay home and need to gallivant when snow and ice fill up the streets??? Him: i told your mom you were gonna call us! We thought we had time! We’re gonna leave now. 🙄🙄

My God on today

And then take a picture.

Leaving with a sore throat… And bruises.

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Nacho was with someone’s abuelita watching the neighbors. He needs a window corner and some hot CHISME. He’s a chismoso!

Milano is the Cran of cookies.

The only way i know how to be. 🙂‍↕️

My bestie whenever she’s in my car:

Tech/IT bros always got the monies.

No cuz these ppl don’t know me.

I had Chinese yesterday but i love Chinese and could go for some chicken noodle soup.

No valid because we need to eat. 🤨 When i hear about storms…i make sure the food is secured!

Some of the “funny” people on here I have blocked. That’s not being funny; it’s mean spirited. I’m surprised more people can’t see through that but whatever. People let a lot of foul shit slide when they like somebody.

Chair was literally minding its business. Now here come a man gyrating all pon it.

Fin. Shoes always come off. I lift in socks for balance and control. Also better mind/muscle connection for ME when squatting/deadlifting…I leave in Uggs or crocs. The sneakers are for cardio. #BlackskyFitness

indubitably

We made it….

Being off until the next week means i don’t need to be up at 3 for the gym. I can sleep in late and go to the gym later and be annoyed it’s packed at peak morning hours. Joy.

Tony uncle Jr gave his girl head & then tells her not to ruin his reputation by telling ppl. 😂 Everyone finds out. 😭😭 Tony: he’s whistling through the wheat field?! He’s the bushwhacker of the khalahari?

Love this for them.

He knows his children.

TIL the marrow comes out.

cabeza de navidad If you need a last minute gift.

How I’m saved in his phone:

shit is ASS.

I’m on wickedness.

I’m so so so sorry. Is that black cake BAKED in that tin???

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate 🎄