I got Pilates and full body today. Wish me luck.

It really does. One of the reasons I’m so confident and no nonsense is because my not bald daddy.

Last night i learned that i am a very spoiled girl the times i go clubbing because i don’t like the clubs. If I’m not in a section. I am not going. 😭 I didn’t get home til 3am.

wtf

And a bra is generous.

I saw they funded snap. I hope everyone got their benefits.

My bestie wants to go out tonight. 😭 This party started at ELEVEN PM

Me to my ex

*deep negro spiritual sigh*

We talmbout Aaliyah right????

Correct. I make sure i fully explained everything that comes with sex and how sometimes he might have his own issues deciphering how he feels and finding the emotion behind how he feels. Gotta let them know everything. As openly as possible.

Tyler Perry donates $14mil to families affected by snap cuts. That’s amazing. Good for him and them. However, having $14MILLION to donate is INSANE. WOW.

I need ONE good dancehall/soca party to end the year.

My longest was 2 yrs But do we count getting head as sex?! Cuz i might need to readjust some numbers.

I told my son that sex is never just the physical aspect. There’s mental and emotional ties to it and even though HE may not feel them he must take into consideration his partner and how she may feel. Communication, honesty and respect are the 3 pillars when it comes to sex and enjoyment.

Lying to their partner about how it feels for them.

Get away from self checkout if you don’t have the patience to use to correctly. I want the elders to leave self checkout alone.

2 days. By Saturday I’m over it.

Accurate. And as someone who grew up with a mom who had 3 scotch bonnets in every stew on top of Pikliz. I simply cannot deal with spicy anything anymore.

A sensation people learn to love because at the time of said sensation …they were happy and eating with people who bring them joy.

And block that nigga. He don’t care and you don’t either for real.

Same! It’s gonna be a good, quick shift! Amen!

I didn’t know the time change was gonna have y’all acting up early. Wow.

The only kind of texts i respond to

Him everytime he gotta go home:

What time the train come???

Holy? Since the members cause the mess?…..

Cheap ass refreshments. Cuz all the money goes to the skrippas.

Skyline cleanser

I had a feeling the sister did it. Ozzie overshadowed her and she couldn’t take it. #reasonabledoubt

Attend the orientation. First. Address will be provided via SkyChat

Like a lil Caesar’s pizza!

Yep! Bright and early!

Even if you in a Benz…..you still a whore.

Hey…..So this is for the men. The women are angel babies.

Fishy nuts and disappointment for THEM. I be taken thru dere. 😭 I will stay in the dark for the time being. Will revisit when we spring forward time wise.

Men who are worth something are so unfazed when women generally don’t like men. They literally get it so there’s that 🤷🏾‍♀️

ALOT of y’all not beating whore allegations.

Hands free!

Speaking of Timbs. I saw one of my baes at the Halloween party i went to last week and he had on timbs. 🫦. The NY pigeon in me loves a man in Timbs.

The minute my seat belt clicked on. That hoody over my head and my sleeping mask on. God got me.

You’re getting jumped.

Nope. It’s just batter.

Proof required.

I need freedom from Solo. It’s time to block.

I knew i should’ve gotten something to eat omw home. Now i don’t wanna leave the house again.

You really can tell how someone works in the bedroom just by conversation and body language when you’re near them. They all have the same characteristics. I can talk to a man and tell the GC “he’d eat my soul out my pussy” And be right.

It’s Horny o’clock babes.