If this woman don't stop yapping with everyone in the damn office and reply to my email 🙄

I was driving an hour away to learn to swim lol

If you’re from a big city back east and say “in PE we ran laps” I’m going to imagine this as the laps

I gotta start taking melatonin on Sunday nights to force myself to sleep past the anxiety

He smoked them in some brunch boots and a trench coat. I’m wheezing.

You think this man is running a 17-minute mile?

Earth is so weird and beautiful. What do you mean there are shrimp that are kind of like bees and they have comic book style super powers?!

Soooo. . . sandwich plans started off great but. . . 1. My pan was way too hot and 2. The tiniest bit of mold started growing on my roasted red peppers 🙄 So, today's sandwich is more like a roast beef grilled cheese 🤨 We'll try again tomorrow lol

I wanted to do this but I have to have lunch with the CEO 🙄

Oh, you don't gotta worry about me taking the funky-ass Metro North if that's how white people are gonna behave. I hope he got the conductor's badge number. This is the racist old hag. Her photo should be circulated widely. If you see this racist bitch with the mask on, behave accordingly

I finally have a prescription for the eczema on my eyes. . . this stuff works, but I look like I sell chicken grease for a living not the chicken. . . just the grease 😭

Powder rangers 😂

If Crissle wanted us to talk about Stefon being a sexual predator, she shoulda dragged him for being a sexual predator instead of being weird about Cardi's vagina

As much as he's an institutionalist? He woulda just "slavery is the institution we have so I'm not changing it"

And also add words (spelled correctly) that you didn't type!

He was like. . . the Joe Biden of his time in a way. And you gotta take that as Biden who had his career shaped by being Obama's VP Because if Biden was president during slavery, I don't believe he'd free a single soul

Obama really fashioned his presidency after Lincoln. So, that gives you a good idea for how much more infuriating Lincoln was. He was "having a beer" with slave owners while being morally opposed to slavery.

I stopped listening years ago but the episodes I did hear were Kid Fury bringing the comedy and her just being angry

She ain't grown up since. Sad.

This is literally how 7th Day Adventist Church started. This guy Miller I'm going around predicting the second coming of Jesus, folks sold their homes gave away the property etc. When it didn't happen a leftover group reformulated and gave birth to SDA. (Adventists please don't yell at me)

who was it that said that line about how you can't force tech solutions onto social issues

And I was just saying that ChatGPT is their new god

Ppl be committing mass suicide in situations like this. I hate to say that but it's historically accurate. These doomsday predictions are something that almost all cults have in common. It's how they control people.

Welp 🙃

This is all anyone should ever have to say about another person's uterus, and yet. . .

Cardi literally had a whole fuck up being a fatphobe a couple of weeks ago Where was Crissle's rant about that? A nasty read about that would've actually been warranted

And it was so wildly misogynist. She winds up attacking working single moms just because she wanted to attack Cardi over a uterus that ain't even hers!

This pissed me off so bad and I'ma tell you why I'm noticing a trend in which #YouPeople think you get to tell women when they can have kids and by whom "stop having kids if you're poor" "a baby in THIS ECONOMY?!" "use your butt!" And I'm seeing a bunch of people say "Crissle isn't wrong"

"What was you doing at 33?" Wasn't Crissle stealing from her job and scamming the timeline? Imagine. lol

This is more response than Crissle deserved but Cardi actually responded sounding way more mature than Crissle And Cardi is 10 years younger than Crissle

I hope Cardi breastfeeds on stage just to piss you bitches off How trash

Oh nah This is disgusting And saying this as if Cardi isn't rich enough to never work a day in her life is dumb as hell

Unfortunately, yes

Everybody needs to mind their own uterus NEOW Y'all are out of bounds

This is getting very parasocial 🥴

. . . Crissle is dragging Cardi because she's "disappointed" in her? 🤨 Has Crissle ever dragged Beyoncé? Selling diamonds is a way better reason to drag someone than to be up in their uterus.

There's a bunch of people who made their following being really mean on Black Twitter and folks let them cook 🤷🏽‍♀️ I think most of them are still on Twitter

I mean. . . being mean has been her brand for decades

I don't know who this is about, but I agree

I hate honey mustard 😖

Even the cheapest wired earbuds are superior and don’t get cussed out for falling out of my ears.

“What if somebody who wasn’t Jordan Peele tried to make a Jordan Peele movie?” is exactly it. If you’re interested, we talked about this more in depth here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

Okay, Foodiesky and Sandwichsky, I have a question. . . I bought roast beef. I don't know what it tastes like (don't try to take my NY card). I was thinking I can make a sandwich with roasted red pepper, pepper jack cheese, (obv roast beef), and toast my bread What do I put on the bread? Dijon?

I went grocery shopping and forgot to get pesto 🤦🏽‍♀️

*chokes*

Y'all got so many of my answers already (especially this one) So, I'll say

Please. There are so many ways they could say they wanna put me on this list. I'm an anarchist I'm antifa (lol) I been going to protests since I was 14 What's one more thing 🙄

The internets are filled with East German figure skating judges.

I know it's hard to do but you have to tune out the constant & I mean constant torrent of criticisms on social media re: activism & organizing. If you don't, it can stop you from trying to do any activism or organizing. Most of the critics aren't doing any organizing themselves so keep trying things