Am I the only person videos are crashing on?

Well, her operation is a little dated, but I appreciate her enthusiasm for getting the job done 😂

BABA YAGA!!!

I told you, I'm here to WORK!

Visited a recreation of Cybersyn — the Chilean socialist internet that predates the web. It had programs to communicate with a decentralized network of telex machines at factories (Cybernet), economic simulators (CHECO & Cyberstride), and this control room Goal was to control the economy with clicks

😂 😂 😂

So, species of spiders that aren't even social have become communal, so that they can all eat. . . I think there's a message in here

A Black woman as TGR? Oh, this would be a great movie. Finally some damn justice.

More people are saying this!!

They do the OPPOSITE of help

Exactly smh

There's absolutely no good reason cops should be involved if a suicide call is made to 9-1-1 www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news...

One of my cousins was a Prime Minister

Hire me to deliver!!!

My gawd, what a fucking ridiculous platform we're on

For real @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social delete the post lol

Please stop sharing this, I need them to see my resume lol

Hire her! @god

We going up, Jay! 😂

After watching Meet Joe Black, I've decided I would like to quit my job and take on a new role as The Grim Reaper. The current Reaper has had several years of poor performance reviews, and has a backlog that needs to urgent attention.

To HELL.

Friendly reminder that Nancy was so afraid that AOC was gonna stop her insider trading that she whipped votes for Gerry Connolly from a hospital bed in Germany.

If we can chide and critique the non-voters and the 3rd parties and the single issue holdouts, we can chide and critique the folks who unabashedly chose a terrible leader with no real plan or platform for the city over the person offering free public transportation & improved housing/healthcare.

And at some point, we gotta have a real conversation with the kinfolk who are so adamantly against trying something new/different to the point of voting to everyone’s detriment. Bc while I understand the sentiment and where it comes from, it’s really not ok actually.

(Who is the "Scream killer"?)

Maybe I should put sausage in my chili to mix it up, since it don't taste like my mom's chili anyway

"May we keep building power in relationships that last longer than election cycles." - Adaku Utah

See!! No pantylines for ME! 😤

(But, she can't a-. . . 🫠)

(It sounds like y'all be wearing too-small sized panties . . . *RUNS!!!!*) 😂😂😂

I'll be alone in caring about pantylines That's fine

Shit like this is why I can't take anyone seriously when they say we don't have culture because look at how it travels. He hit that motorcycle from Atlanta and then sang the heavenly tune of a Bay chanteuse

I don't actually have a preference, tbh. I'll wear nothing if the dress calls for it, or a thong if I care about panty lines, or full coverage

Dussy out facing the WORLD!

a nation holds its breath as we wait for @dieworkwear.bsky.social to see this...

"If you don't jump to put slacks on, baby, you don't know my pain. . ."

Because those of us who were here are trying to forget it lol

So I feel like 8pm EST on 11/18 we should all tune in as a family

Nobody is telling you to go to a bunch of white Iowa farmers with a bollywood style tiktok video, you weirdos. "Build a campaign around policies that benefit your constituency, and mention them repeatedly so even someone in South Korea knows them" seems... IDK replicable?

The more I think about this, the more I really wanna do it. I really wanna walk the NYC Marathon next year lol

I don't think I have to worry about this. The marathon ends 13 hours after it starts and my estimated walk time is 8 hours. I'll be at dinner before the marathon ends lol

I saw the video and. . . Again, I could not be any elected official. Because I would've assaulted that man just by reflex lol

And listen, I walk at a NY pace. This ain't a suburban mall stroll, we got somewhere to be! lol

What is a sweeper?

I mean. . . what are they gonna do, chase you with a belt?

This write up is misleading. What they've found is correlation, not causation (i.e., people who have to take melatonin regularly to sleep are suffering with insomnia, and we know sleep deprivation leads to a bunch of health issues)

Whoa

You got about 14 business minutes to eat McDonald's fries

The use of the hard -er makes an appearance into many of his books as well.

there's A LOT happening in these two sentences...