OMG

Grown men used to make siren noises at me as I walked past them. Walked past them from SCHOOL -

"LIke a penny with a hole in it" is a sick double entendre.

Should have voted for that lady

He doesn’t get enough hate tbh.

Shenanigans!

God peeking down into Sodom & Gomorrah:

Ketchup cake, then! Mustard cake! Lox cake! Oil & vinegar cake!

Had to read some old work down on our main block for talking shit about how a woman we both knew had ✌🏾fallen off✌🏾WHILE sporting a beach ball belly??!?!

Michael, you’re describing a disturbingly large portion of the ruling class here.

Mmmm

Don't even sound right. "Cheese" + "cake" = famine conditions

Yup it's why the killed the CFPB 1st.

Not with the Prohibition paneling....

If we had a real government, companies like this wouldn't be able to exist.

If the puzzle were just one piece of paper ripped in two, maybe.

If they're defending British food, their stomach probably brought it up first.

Omg..... @oksoboom.blacksky.app @breadbae.blacksky.app @almasuono.bsky.social (Can't remember whoall else is a Below Zero Baddie...) www.instagram.com/p/DQpUCyGjJ7...

Sjskkdkckdkdkdk, y'all are so funny, omg?!

Anyone have a spare Toyota Camry they can give me...??? 😭😭😭😭😭

“ 'Where are the others?' one of the women asked. An official replied, 'There isn’t enough space on the plane for everyone.' The bus left for Harlingen, a few hours away, where, later that afternoon, the women were taken onto a plane emblazoned with the letter 'X'—for GlobalX, a charter airline."

Oh. You're not broken, you're just literally picking up on bad vibes (coronal mass ejections weathering the planet with major geomagmetic storms) Let me enjoy the photos and take a nap

Oh, BITCH —

"former disgusting and questionable person, but “now I see the light” sky," oop! Clocked you, Fresh Logic and Empe!

WHAT?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!

I have in my hands definitive evidence that my opponent has committed a world-historic evil. Evidence that, were it to be released to the public, would cause his supporters to abandon him and his entire world to crumble to dust. I therefore have no choice but to give in to every one of his demands

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This is why they changed the definition of slavery in the textbooks.

Honey said, "I KNOW that's not who I THINK it is...."

If you look like this in "urban," dm ME.

Amelia Earhart right before take-off:

Great, tell them we said welcome to 2015.

Remy to Clarissa:

a massive loss for Indian history and culture. I grew up on these books, as did countless others in the diaspora; you can basically view Amar Chitra Katha as D'Aulaires for ancient Hindu mythology. such a loss www.bbc.com/news/article...

Mary Magdalene:

+1!

Wasn't he just caught drinking toilet tequila?

Some of y'all bought them PT Cruisers.....I ain't forgot....

they kept making their pretend victims whiter and more feeble as the days went on. it was absolute madness. all this and not one member of black hollywood seemed to think it was uncalled for.

Democrats at every level of power could simply repeat "he must resign" over and over and over again. It's what the GOP would do if the situation were reversed. Further erode his power by pushing him to lash out more.

A great interview with Professor Mahmood Mamdani in which he discusses his new memoir, the shortcomings of the boycott as a political tool and its implementation in the anti colonial movement, academic freedom, libraries, and the relationship between scholarship and politics. No talk of Zohran!

"She tells of a student who kept trying to save her meal to carry home, because she didn’t have anything to eat there. Seiber-Garland and her staff found a way to provide her with a second meal for the evening."

Whew, my junior high school was LIT.

It’s not hard to figure out… people can’t afford a 20 dollar salad

IKYFL

*The world

Vince the accessibile GOAT.