Salem and AHS:Coven Arrival and Annihilation

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Welp. I’m up. About to find a snack and watch law and order.

*wakes at 1:30 am ready to get up for work then suddenly realizes it’s 1:30 fucking am*

FIRST?! The straights are not okay. He is hot tho.

This is a macro aggression.

Vows are just words when you have no integrity.

He looks like saturated fat.

Transportation chief Sean Duffy threatened to ground all U.S. flights amid the ongoing shutdown, warning "we'll shut the whole airspace down."

Idaho is playing such a dangerous game. That measles outbreak is in their backyard and they removed ALL vaccine mandates.

Being anti vax is one thing. Being a known vector of illness and deciding prevent contact tracing is another.

y'all I once had a coworker say the Black folks don't have no culture line and I froze because WE WORKED AT THE CHARLES H WRIGHT MUSEUM OF BLACK HISTORY

The irony of this trial starting on National Sandwich Day.

There’s a baldness overlap that cannot be overlooked.

I hate reviewing logic models. Too many words. Too many arrows.

Monday is daying fasho.

I'm already over this week

I’ve heard 10 sirens in the last 30 mins. What is going on for real?

The food crossover events must cease.

*opens Bluesky* *closes Bluesky*

Whole time the challenge was him not getting away with cheating. JESUS.

My public health brain is on FIRE!

Furthermore, you are exposing them to pathogens without proper PPE and training.

Spirit Halloween staff are probably not trained to sterilize anything that has come into contact with bodily fluids. If you can’t autoclave it then it shouldn’t be reused.

I need store numbers. I’m calling the health department.

Not “how many bodies does this robot have???” 😂

A robot bacterial hybrid STI?! Close all the coochies.

If they are selling prefucked animatronics I’m calling every authority possible.

They are returned and damaged out, right?!

Things make sense now.

Niggas be baking.

The Bengals have scored 38 and 42 in their last two games. They lost both games.

The thirst after eating ice cream feels unquenchable.

Going to culture a new strain of bacteria.

No 🫶🏾🥺

Yes, I am. 😭

It’s SWEET cornbread.

Look folks gen AI videos are out in the wild so if you weren't already being careful about sharing rage bait videos then now is a great time to start If you can't trace a video back to a trusted source then I recommend leaving it where it is, like a slice of bologna you found on the street

TOO FREAKY FOR YOU?!

Mixed vanilla bean ice cream, blueberries, and sweet cornbread and put it on a cone. I have coldstone at home.

That stiff arm was vicious.

Do yall practice tackling? Do yall?

That did not just happen. Omfg.

No robo dick for me.

If I wanted to be happy I shouldn’t have watched this game.

Fear factor is back? Yall need to sign up!

Idaho beat Florida in the race to remove vaccine mandates.

Got my eye on the potato state. Some real sinister shit is going on out there.