I’m really gonna be 40?

Solving riddles. I just can’t and they stress me out

Me 🤝🏽 the gap And their clothes lasts forever

The Gap has good ones

This 1000% is an AI hoodie😭

All I want for Christmas is for y’all to preorder my book. (This is for the ebook only) www.amazon.com/dp/B0G7SRZHF...

Culinary Cooking Wars is so good 😭😭😭😭

Lmfaoooo

If you don’t take yourself seriously, why should big sandals/ancestors/universe? Total, help me sang.

What did I say to y’all yesterday? Oh okay.

Do it AND give her some money.

Some of you need to take yourselves more seriously. Idk who that’s for but that just popped into my head.

😂

Conversely, do. #SlutWalk

Counterpoint: do it.

Period.

Happy new year from me and y’all friend

Asé! Don’t ruin this Mamdani!

Robyn!!

Andy frying Eric Adams lmfaoooo

Happy new year bbys!

Heavy on the ghetto lmao

IS. GREATEST CITY IN AMERICA.

PLS LMAO

I’m singing Kesha, this man singing Frankie Maze.

What’s Don Lemon doing tonight?

Today’s the last day I can say my book comes out next year

Correct.

Y’all I was cleaning my office and almost threw away a $100 bill bc I thought it was play money lmao

*so far. Jesus Christ lmao

I’ve done 15 new year readings and a common theme for a lot of them was about finishing what you start. Too many of you start shit and don’t see it through to the end. And, lo siento, the ADHD will only get you so bc it gets to a point.

outgrowing friendships sucks as much as friendship breakups.

It me

😕😕

My tools do have pink handles but it’s a complete toolbox! It even has level things!

Being gorgeous is on you and in you. Folk can’t always see it, but they be compelled to remind us anyway. 🙂💗

Oooweeee @heyhassan.com. This smells like New Year’s Eve 😍

Total praise has gotten me through some times. Phew.

Aw damn.

I made a brekkie sammich w/ egg, chicken sausage, and plantain. Yeaaaaahhhhhhhhh. Yummmyyyyy

YESSSSSS! Your oven, toaster oven, and air fryer are all better options.

AND NEWWWWW

Penta byke! Thank god.

(Stephanie needs some new outfits. No shade)

That is a White woman.

Yeah, love doing shit for the plot lol

The authentic self be a whole jumpscare tbh.

So color corrected under my eyes properly and they looked smooth af. I was gagged! Will be doing this going forward (no filter)