The whole security team losing their jobs lmaoooo

twelve hungry men

“Look fam, we can’t pay that buyout.”

Shaming people for using federal aid their own taxes pay for is where this country lost the plot.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

i was just waiting for the Curb theme to hit

if you need anything, hesitate to call, you can't call at anytime

The worm in RFK Jr’s brain made him take a hard left turn at the moment of trouble.

Even the most absurd moments of Friendship wasn’t this darkly funny

If they wrote comedy sketch describing what goes on in this administration daily, folks would say it’s too on the nose for quality political commentary.

Projection so intense that it could light an IMAX screen.

I have to imagine far-right Catholics are really struggling with the fact that they can now hear this stuff in English directly from the pope.

Mamdani announces transition team: All-female team led by Elana Leopold, a known Dem strategist; also Melanie Hartzog, who once led the NYC’s health and human services and budget offices; former dep mayor Maria Torres-Springer, and Lina Khan, the former FTC commissioner who campaigned with Mamdani

WINNER: Kaohly Vang Her wins the race for St. Paul mayor, defeating incumbent Melvin Carter.

Oh so Thanksgiving meals could have been $20 this whole time?? Food prices didn’t need to be so high?

this was for a colorado measure guaranteeing universal free lunch for kids. funny how a short two-column table can say so much in so little space.

Blumenthal: We’re going to continue finding more of the ballroom donors who evidently didn’t want their names revealed. And let me name them: BlackRock, Susquehanna International, Nvidia, OpenAI, Vantive, and Extremity Care. And so, we will use every possible resource to expose this corruption to

Woke 2: Electric Boogaloo

Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.

Maybe pundits should spend more time in densely packed, left leaning urban areas where the "real Americans" live

the entire twitter and group chat poisoned elite of American society who decided Trump winning an election by 1.5% heralded a thousand year reich may have miscalculated a bit

they're calling it the worst take of all time

I want you to think about the worst person you know and how miserable they are and use that as motivation to keep going we are going to win

These were the obsequious headlines a Republican got for winning a race by less than 2%. Spanberger won by 15 tonight. The coverage should be absolutely apocalyptic for Rs tomorrow, but it largely wont be bc political news media sees Rs as their friends & allies & would never trash them like that

[Narrator: they lost 13 seats]

This was the energy of Mamdani’s whole speech.

WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger. Gen Z women aren't playing around.

That dude thinking about impressing imaginary Republicans right now.

i wouldn't be a total glenn youngkin hater if i didn't mention that the results tonight mean that his total tenure amounted to presiding over the destruction — at least for the next few years — of the virginia republican party. lmao.

Fuck. Yeah. Don’t ever bend the knee. Fight. Win. More of this, America.

Look man… a various array of Dem candidates won big tonight. The difference is the energy. If that’s not the energy you’re gonna have to support the working class electorate or the energy you’re gonna have to oppose a fascist, authoritarian regime, you can keep it.

“NEW YORK CITY… YOU LISTEN TO ME: IF YOU’RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE, PUT YOUR HAND IN THE REGISTER RIGHT NOW.”

Barred them boys up.

Texas has approved a constitutional amendment that requires US citizenship to vote in the state. US citizenship is already required to register to vote in Texas.

TALK TO THAT NIGGA ZOH

Mamdani: My friends, we have toppled a political dynasty. I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life. But let tonight be the final time I utter his name.

I pre-ordered the Deluxe Edition and will be getting the DLC as it launches

Talk to ‘em, Big Zoh

Bluesky rn

Yeah, I don't think GOP incumbents want to lose any votes right now

Lmaooo Prop 50 was called IMMEDIATELY

BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students. Follow AP for live updates.

It took the ADL like four days to respond to Nick Fuentes breaking into the mainstream last week

Turns out a unified front of “we should stand up to a fascist regime that’s making everyone’s lives worse” can produce positive results.

the delicious tears of unfathomable sadness

id argue eric adams lived up exactly to his billing

Nigga really both rounds and got the fatality. Love to see it.