Dickhead In Sanchez Jersey Turns Out To Be Mark Sanchez

we cannot fight if i gotta go to work tomorrow... those days are over

After one night with Nancy Reagan:

Was very excited to have the woman try this buffalo chicken pizza from a spot by my first college. She said it’s “ok”. I’m gonna cry in the car

Real old people Saturday morning at the Costco thinking here. I wholeheartedly approve.

He was just tryna out who was the most serious

SETH

and if ya like fish and grits and all da pimp shit everybody let me here ya say OHHYAYYYERRRRRRRRR

THAT BOY BOUNCY!

Je’Von coming up soon

Completely original and one of the coolest moves there is

I’ll never not be impressed by the Sol Snatcher

Soda

ZaRuca match tonight? Let’s fucking go

Raheem kicking off the show tonight

I never finished Ghosts of Tsushima but I want Ghosts of Yotei anyway

For the first time in 4 years I can finally enjoy this post

seven-year-old: “who’s voice is that” me: “Bob Dylan” 7yo: “is that yr friend” me: “no a singer” 7yo: “not a very good singer”

I’m still amazed every time one of y’all admits to doing cocaine. That’s crazy. Those are grown up drugs

The drama, the emotions, this is ACTING!

🗣️ REPRESENTATIVE

I hope LeVar Burton makes a special appearance on the new Reading Rainbow.

Today

I finally got a job where I’m important enough to have outlook on my phone. I’m ready to go back to tech work already

Biggie was home waiting catching leg cramps

I do

This had me rolling

I taught 6th grade today…teacher out. No sub. They’re working on ratios so I gave them a project. Identify a food, four ingredients and the measurement for each one. They had to create a ratio table. This is what one of the groups turned in. 😒

(solemnly) You've had mail.

It’s that TIME again 🔪🩸🎃🕷️💀

Chest day DB Bench Press Tricep Dips Pec Fly Tricep Pulldown in & outs #BlackSkyFitness #GymSky

Every single one of these headlines is inspired by the first one. America is fully on it

Meanwhile at the Riyadh comedy festival

We really need my boy back

Ain’t nobody trying to watch Tua vs Fields lmao

#WWERAW #BWS #RAWonNetflix #WrestleSky Iyo Sky:

Haggers. Town. Knight. YEAH!

Seeing the guard in DC in person hits harder than just seeing it on here

LMFAO @ Dom pulling an Eddie

Alice in Borderlands back!

Parliament Funkadelic. I don’t want no smoke with the Isley Brothers in their prime

Don’t just drop out the race… quit TODAY

Orioles suck. Ravens trash. All my hopes rest with the Lakers

Opening drive TD from Lamar to Hill #RavensFlock 🐦‍⬛

This what I wanna see!

I really want them to do something with Queen Aminata other than have her lose to Thekla

Julia Hart bores me

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Oba bouncy?