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BEYONCE WHERE IS THE GOT DAMN ROBE I ORDERED FOR MY LADY 🤬🤬🤬

GUILTY!! THAT 🥷🏾's GUILTY!!!!!

Right It costs absolutely nothing to shut tf up

Water was wet for cavemen and will still be wet whenever the aliens decide to take the planet over Louisiana's motto will always be "at least I ain't Mississippi" The bar is in hell

"Don't dip ya pen in the company ink"

Aww man.. This was on one of my mix CDs😂 I think this was freshman year in high school??😵‍💫😵‍💫

I wonder what the hell is on this mix lol

My daughter is going to be so excited

Look what just came in the mail I'm more excited than Jesse Spano off caffeine pills

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Dawg fuck B, I'm sticking to the Plan A

Get the feet and hands taken care of also cause... Talking about all the things you wanna do to a woman with mini shovels at the ends of your fingers and playing footsies with you feels like you tryna start a fire with your feet.

Beyonce need to hurry up and ship this gift for my lady. It's been almost a month🫤

It's people out here that don't know where their next meal is coming from or if they're going to have health insurance next month I don't wanna see no white man complaining about not being able to buy Warner Brothers

Let me get back to Welcome to Derry before the young prince wakes up

I've always thought lollipop was a good song🤷🏾‍♂️

I wonder if Keri Hilson ever met Cherry Hilson?🤔

"I get paid for what I know, not what I do" -my homeboy from an Internet message board

Imagine what this timeline would've looked like if Drake had just tweeted Meeks album

So if Netflix has 82 billion to buy WB... Then...I hope you can see where I'm going with this

So male centered is the new "pick me"? 🤔

All she needed was some... All she needed was some...

It was a feel good story when it first happened but now it's a nightmare Gayle Benson needs to sell the team She runs it like a hobby instead of a business

I wonder if the people that can't drive think it's everyone else around them that can't drive Qtna

Who still got their CD books? I'm tryna see something

About to play a CH2k8 mod cause fuck it

Posting this for anyone- myself included- who gets questioned for doing “white people stuff.” No, it’s our stuff. How do you think our ancestors survived, not just in the colonial diaspora, but in our ancestral homelands? Being in nature is returning to our native roots also. 🍄 🌱

I'm about to mute hemorrhoid😵‍💫

The following players have been ruled OUT for #Pelicans Wednesday night game against the Grizzlies. Herb Jones (right calf strain) Jordan Poole (left quad strain) Karlo Matkovic (right calf strain) Dejounte Murray ( Achilles)

Fantastic article

Gentle reminder for people hitting the road for the holidays *Get oil changed if it's time *Check tire pressure *Make sure fluids are where they need to be *Have a battery starter in the trunk, preferably one that's also a tire inflator *Know where the spare is. Hopefully you have one🥹

Off two red bulls this morning running errands to get ready to hit the road tomorrow

Please don't get into any arguments with anyone over what Juelz got on a camera and said We need to normalize not pressing play on everything with couches and microphones

IDK who needs to read this but, ladies, get that man a bottle of mezcal tequila

Juelz Santana is why Joe Clark had the chains on the door

She Hulk should've gotten a season 2

I know good and dawg on well Crime Mob didn't break up over no Michael Jackson feature prank I REFUSE to believe that

Arc Raiders should be game of the year

NBA youngboy is for the youth And I feel really sorry for them

Oh shit We can upload gifs from our phones now? Why y'all ain't tell me

Testing

Maybe he thought the money he gave to Jordan Hawkins was supposed to go to his son Jordan

Jordan was not listed on the staff directory, but highly visible with the org's inner circle. This dynamic has led to confusion about role and influence both internally and externally. The team confirms Jordan has been involved in basketball strategy meetings. intheno.substack.com/p/pelicans-c...

A 3x MVP vs a guy playing in his 15th career NBA game lol

I was playing Arc Raiders, minding my good black business when another player shot me from behind and took all my shit