This is so triggering lmao 🤣 😂

This is so young. Heartbroken for his family and all who loved him.

We getting robbed robbed, y’all

Unironically using phrases like "obviously flawed" and somehow missing the ::checks notes:: OBVIOUSNESS.

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It's not remotely your point but OMG THE BOXXXX YALL DONT KNOWWWWW

I looooove this.

THAT part. Like, I was already going 7-8 over but you wanna ride up my ass? Thats gonna cost you some time. Turns out defensive driving really does save lives 🤣🤣🤣

To keep up with a Kardashian is to devolve as a human being.

SOMEONE LITERALLY REMIND ME WHAT THIS LITERAL BILLIONAIRE'S LITERAL FATHER LITERALLY DID FOR A LIVING AGAIN, YES I'M CLOWNING KIM KARDASHIANNNNN FOR FAILING THE BAR EXAM, WHAT???

My freak flag is hanging from the rafters but fine is FOREVER. Don't play with me lol

Absolutely not, dude. Kim Kardashian has the resources and the connections to be able to pass that exam, and she LITERALLY relied on chatGPT and PSYCHICS to pass the Bar. She can stay dunked on, especially when she had the nerve to tell people that they were lazy and needed to work. Extremely nah.

If she brings Dasani, ne'er one of em gettin a plate

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Should've 1000000 percent lost. Picked up Cleveland's D to start at New York instead of starting Seattle's D at home against ... anybody. Woulda lost to every other team but one. HATE ME CUZ YOU AINT ME.

His home state just went full-on BLUE WHALE and he's still talking about the shitkickers that have never and will never vote for his milquetoast ass.

Fuckin love Australia

Good morning to everyone but the Democratic Party.

Yes.

Lolololololololololol

GotDAAAAAMN.

Called it. When the airlines got involved it was a wrap for these .... minions.

IT'S BEEN 15 FUCKING YEARS

Literally you do, nai ❤️

DNA.

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

Hocus Pocus lol

Listening.

Purple.

Yesterday.

A frozen pizza.

Kids' fads. Stop trying to be cool. Let them have their thing for themselves, you lame-ass grown-ass mortgage-havin ass.

Prince.

Someone raised on love is more likely to think things are just gonna work out. Someone raised on survival makes SURE.

America is the bad guy.

Listening.

The calmer.

My class ring that flew off my hand in college

Lust.

Low battery. It feels like Sonic 2 underwater. Iykyk

Bbq sunflower seeds if they have them, extra bubble gum if they have it, and whatever non-dasani big-ass 2 for 1 water special

I dream about high speed rail more than a car

Toyota Corolla

It's our fault.

Good morning yall, let's be great

Wordle 1,605 2/6* 🟨🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I bet the equation changed when the flights started getting cancelled and people looked at their holiday plans.

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SNOWWWWWW