Ever since I updated this damn app, when I click on a pic once I close it the skyline refreshes every time. Shits aggy af

That trail of saliva long as the Nile River. I’m disgusted

I been an animal print lover since I was a young old.

@myobsexssions.blacksky.app !!!

Imagine how big of a dweeb you gotta be for your AI girlfriend to be like “yeah no I’m good”

I kinda wanted to cut it into a bob but I still wanna tryna a flexi rod set so not too much

I cut like 3 in off my locs and I feel lighter with just that

Sometimes I be feelin homely looking and then I realize I just need my hair done.

Not my rose done gone to glory already. Say it ain’t so.

Key and Peele Principal/Counselor Edition 😂 It be like that 😅

My house would be so nice clean and tidy if I didn’t live with two mini Tasmanian devils.

Are you attached to me for real though? Ahhh yes he is. So wholesome🥹

For you it might be

Eating a sweet treat while being a sweet treat ☺️

But I got a hair appt later today. Bless it

Sometimes I be feelin homely looking and then I realize I just need my hair done.

@hnysuklchocolat.blacksky.app playlist is a vibe right now

Lemme light my emotional support jay.

I knew the plot was lost when I saw Kalshi ads for you to make political and weather bets.

Points were made

Gratitude is realizing that as much as you’re appreciative for your dreams n desires being fulfilled, being just as appreciative and seeing where you’re at when you’re in the think of a growth journey

The superhero version of “the dog ate my homework” but the teacher is surprised to learn that Fido indeed ate the homework.

@justjay.blacksky.app caught me lackin with that last match. I’m gunning for you on the rematch ♟️

I identify as a potato. So versatile and able to be enjoyed in all forms. But also, the pineapple.

Smokin the finest ain’t they?!

If you constantly like and re-like my posts, you’re not getting my attention. In fact now you’re #classyblocked

@bsky.app it shouldn’t take 20 min to upload a 2 min video. Makes me not even wanna post videos.

Tryna upload the preview and it’s gonna take til the end of my shift I bet 🫠

The preview Chloe Bailey just posted for her new movie Strung looks kinda interesting. Great cast. Coming out on Peacock. Gonna check it out (SN: Angela Whitfield must got a clause in her contracts cuz I ain’t never seen her play broke)

The call is coming from inside the house 🔥

Alright did a third and just got an email for a follow up with the hiring manager. One step closer but my God, I hope this is the last one.

"What are you wearing, 'Jake from State Farm'?!" "Uh.... khakis?" "she sounds HIDEOUS!" "Well, she's a guy, so..." it's been years and that shit still tickles me

“That’s not how this works! That’s not how ANY of this works!!”

“Oh nooooo….your tire’s all flat n junk….did I do that????? Let me get my cellular out..call you a wrecker…oh shoot I got no phone….. cuz I’m a pothole..sooooooooo…..k bye!”

One of my other favorites was 'F-R-E-E', that spells "Free... Credit Report dot Com, ba-by!" 🎶

PICKLE YOU, KUMQUAT!

CALL JG WENTWORTH 877 CASH NOOWWWWW

I finally figured out the problem with most Americans. They treat every mild inconvenience like an attack on their rights and every attack on their rights as a mild inconvenience.

I miss when commercials used to actually be funny and creative. Cuz imma forever randomly scream 🗣️WHO ARE YOU CALLING COOTIE QUEEN YOU LINT LICKER!!!!

HUMP DAAAYYYY

I remember the days in elementary when you had to write an outline, a rough draft and a final draft. Intro paragraph, body with a minimum 5 sentences, a conclusion. Who what when where why. Character arcs, theme, problem and resolution. PUT THEM CHROMEBOOKS DOWN AND PICK UP A PEN N PAPER

I wrote a 10 page paper in Spanish on Don Quijote. Including bibliography, Research using physical books from the library to support my argument. I can write a 10 page paper in my sleep. These kids are severely intellectually disadvantaged.

The real question is how they come loose fren…. You know what, I’m in your business. My bad

(The prepubescent ones do too)

Parenting is taking the best of what my parents instilled in me and discarding what was traumatic and raising my children to be their most authentic self, being fully supportive of whatever they decide to do in life and showing unconditional love. And hoping I raise exceptional human brings

I was a very spontaneous free spirited person that moved where the wind blew me. I’m still like that to a degree but the responsibility i have to them makes me put their needs first always. I don’t get to travel as much when I used to pick up ngo at the drop of a hat.

My kids want to be around me. It can sometimes be overwhelming but that just tells me that I’m doing my best and they still consider me their favorite person and a safe space.