Waiting for my new steamer to heat up so I can clean the grout in my bathroom. Peak adulting.

See; this is exactly how weapons prosper. 😒

*insert Chef begging face*

7:30am; bus comes at 7:35 and my son ask me if he should wear his shoes from Friday. The shoes question:

Monday morning again. Yuck. ☕✨

As we celebrate MJB's birthdayl; let's not forget this run. 🥳🎉✨

Hotel bathrooms.

This coat is heat! 🔥🔥🔥

I HATE it so bad. 😫😫

Guided ropes?? You definitely got the VIP package cause what do you mean people used ropes to guide us down to safety? Ok Glenda. 🤨🧐

Oh the Bears locked tf IN last night?! Way to go! 🐻⬇️

This where I need to be. 😍❄️

Did someone do a sit rep for @ceepain.bsky.social sister; how you holding up??

ABSOLUTELY TF NOT!

We got another ribbler y'all!!

☝🏾😌 Mood for 2026

I keep coming back to this and the more I listen; you know who wudda slid on this?? 🔥🔥🔥

The tequila is winning. Y'all not hot??

2016 was a decade ago.

So this going on the Homeroom Hitman soundtrack or nah??? 🔥🔥

Tequila or gin is the question.

It's gon be too late I fear. 😭😭😭

Talmbout slide right off the bone! I know he jump high AF; you see the ups when them shoes hit the ground??

She can not hear a thing you saying over that bob. Try again tomorrow. 😭😭😭😭

I swear you be everywhere, everything, all at once. 😭😭😭

Bet.

I need it.

In wing dings font.

WTF Kevin Feige doing down to the Marvel studios?? Do I need to call him?? That's TWO movies Kevin.

Housekeeper? Oh.

Just hugged and kissed my baby. I hope she has fun.🥹🥹

I feel like these would be perfect for Valentine's Day: these, lingerie and a trench/fur. 🤔😮‍💨💡

Interesting.

Wait- fo EYE have to take this lor girl to this dance?? Need to know before I get into these drinks.

My lil girl is going to a dance tonight and she is trying to play it cool, but she is stressed out trying to find something to wear. Lucky for her her mama went and picked up options earlier today.

Definitely a Leo. 😭😭

Man me and a halter top usta go together real bad. Zip zaps was falling out the bottom in 90 minutes, but a time was had ok??😭😭😭😭

My parents "allowed' me to eat. That's it; that's all. 😭😭

My son fell in a mud hole at recess. He's fine, but my God; HOW?? 😫😭😫😭😫😭😫😭

Oh she COOKED with this I fear.

Aye man; say man, lemme holla atchu real quick like.

Asking the most important ⁉️

Say less.

Favorite Mint Condition song and GO!

It's Chinese food Friday word to @nyx-19.bsky.social son!

Been running errands since I got up. That Stella finna skip my lips and go straight to my throak later. Word to @solochills.blacksky.app

Oh you send me swanging.