A ball knower! 🤣😭

Men are the reason we can't have nice things.

*car keys in hand* My kids: Ma; where you think you going? Me: I get it. Ion like being pressed by people I got thirty plus decades on. 🤣

I SCREAMED 😭😭😭😭😭

No one: Radio silence: Nuffin: Me: Oswald ain't have to do that lil boy like that. He thought they was family. 😫

Bruh; why is it sleeting?

The way you sprinted to answer this with your whole chest!? 😭😭😭

The moon is safe for one more day.

Listen; I know being a kid is hard; especially now, but you know what will have me moving furniture faster than Zeus throwing a lightning bolt? When they respond "I don't know" when the option of not doing said stupid thing is right there. Right. There.

Lemme get up and clean my house.

Hubs looking at me every time he appeared on screen: 😭

COOK! I can follow instructions to build things.

Better to just throw myself down the stairs. 😭

Greetings once again from the tundra.

Loofa sang his whole ass S curl off during that NAACP performance. My God. Ain't got no business being gon. 😞

I hope Ryan is having a wonderful time at her amusement park.

Listen; VIP every where I go, top shelf likka and ion have to dress up; robe included? JAM!!

This lor wine got some punch to it. *Looks at empty bottle.

Go down to the Canal St and get you a belt!

After I buss down this Chinese food #CFF I will give a quick synapsis of how I almost left my child in a field trip. 😭😭😭

Aye @joybella.blacksky.app you ever been to the Art Farm on the UES??

The house of holy sky is crumbling before our very eyes. Save yourself! 😭😭

Pride always cometh before the fall.

Look at that; it's wine o'clock.

Aye fashion girlies; what is the theme for The Met Gala this year? I wanna count how many people get it wrong.

I sent the trailer and imma be-🍿🎬

If you got Burger King today thank @taastee.blacksky.app ain't ran a whopper across my lips in YEARS, but on tewday-🍔🤣😭

Did you talk to this man cause he asking me if I want Burger King @taastee.blacksky.app 😭

Now see; you get here and start telling secrets Solomon!! Aht aht! 😭😭

Peak Leo behavior. If we don't do nuffin else; we gone get a lil treat! 🤣

We getting X-Men 97 back in June??

Welcome and walk faster. 😊😭

Unlimited jokes when we lock in. 😭😭

😁

You got a new set of ears for your birthday? WOW, look at you!

Footsteps in the Dark x The Isley Brothers. Retired assassins are on vacation in Rome in an luxurious villa that is actually the HQ of a dangerous cult.

They got Star Wars concerts an orchestra playing during movie?? Lemme find out where cause we finna be in there! Everything is moving as it should. Cross check cleared and all systems a GO! Good morning 🌞

This gon burn up some pages in their lil book. 🤣

Sea Dream Leather while you at it.

The hardest thing I've ever had to do is parent my kids while also healing and parenting the lil kid in myself. Bittersweet. We gone make it.🥹✨

Sister; brace yourself. My 12 yo can wear my shoes and I gotta guard my closet door like Gandolf. 😫

Not that I really care, but it has been mad quiet in the Reynolds-Livley house ain't it? They used to be everywhere.

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After dinner my son started gathering up all the trash and pulled the trash cans out. I said I got it and he says, "I'm the man of the house when daddy isn't here and men take out the trash. I got it ma." IKTR young king. 🥺

I'm VERY EXPENSIVE!

IKYFLTM!!

In this store looking for a Clearly Canadian. 🙄

We did our formal living room in a vintage Vegas 60's theme. I love this! 😍🔥

That man told me, "that's what you wearing to the city all weekend?? Oh." weeks ago and it's been up ever since. Don't say nothing about these boxes and packages; just know you'll never say that to me again. 😤🤣