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If you swagless; how I let you pull me?? Oh noes.

Me in about an hour:

🎶You send me swinging; girl you send me swinging. 🎶

Y'all; all the plumbing in my bathroom is fixed and working. I can FINALLY take a bath. My face wet. I'm soooo happy yo. 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

The O'Jays:

Read in Rafiki's voice:

You know what will jam my Glock every time tho? When I realize how stupid I was for sitting in something I should have gotten out of sooner AND being the bigger person when they absolutely deserved hands and feet.

Listen; when the fit is FITTING??

I out my Timbs on and listen to the prophet Jason tell me; "never say you can't do it till you try it first!" Cause what?? WE GON MAKE IT!! 😤😤

Not only that; those series were fillers and not producing money or connecting plots. As much as I love Moon Knight; that should have been a standalone movie connected to Dr. Strange and Scarlet witch.

Aye @taastee.blacksky.app in a giving mood today; y'all bet not piss her off!

Oh lemme hop in here cause I'm tryna find out too. My kids shoes look they been on the underground railroad for 40 days and nights two weeks after they get them.😫🤣😭

Already closed. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Exactly! 😭😭😭

On the way to WHERE??

Verbatim; almost EVERY TIME I was in BK and a man tried to talk to me:

This can't be real life. I woke up every 30 minutes last night. Kids off to school; I gotta go back to bed. This is ass.

Where has Patti crazy ass been? Y'all missed this era of Bravo. Must watch TV indeed. 😭😭

Imagine sending nudes and this the response you get. I'd never touch the interwebs again. My God. 😭😭😭

What is going ON????

Ain't no winter soilders in the back? No Jason Bournes? Jack Ryan? Not even a Chris Wolff? What's the point of making movies if there is no imitation IRL?? Blueprint right there. Y'all better get in the field.

IF YOU NEED HEALTHCARE THESE ARE OPTIONS Free or sliding scale

Kids off to school and I feel like taking a nap. So much happens in the morning and we have been conditioned to just do it. We aren't meant to live like this forever are we? 😮‍💨😫

Y'all was not in the house watching this with me. 😤

Award season is upon us. I will be in my sweats and robe judging accordingly.

You take the plot of The Winter Soilder and combine it with the last installment of Dead Reckoning and you have present day around the world. Only question is when do the heros emerge?

This @metroman80.bsky.social as a baby.

I've also been bitten by a snake. In her defense; she was stressed out about getting a shot. I can relate. Ion like needles either.

TAA!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Young me cleared out my daddy's pick up game of hoops cause I found a black snake and wanted to show everyone. Never seen men run so fast; I also had a python for couple of years as a pet. I heart snikes. God bless to your son tho. 😭😭

Unhand my jiggly meat!

I know my car sitting in the garage cussing me out. Ion know if I know how to drive anymore. 😭😫

Technology is a scam cause why I crack open my chrome book and it's basically saying there are no more system updates, your shit old, not safe and you need a new one. Like OMG. 😫😫😫

I drink what I want to and don't bother anyone. If you do the same; won't be no problems.

Abracadabra knee grow; don't tell who what?

Hold on Dr. Science; two Leo's fighting not a good look for the team; we gotta come to some sort of agreement.

Ion know who all these people encroaching in my space,but if anyone is going down to the Miller-Hurse house to play with Chef and eat food y'all gotta fight me FIRST!! @aarum.bsky.social

Meat man is CRAZY, but true. That's how we all know @metroman80.bsky.social 😭😭

What have I walked into?? 😭😭

I'll knock all this shit over!!! 😤😤

My bew!

Exactly.

Yurp.

I will absolutely come to my door in my robe to receive a delivery and guess what is in my pocket just in case MFS wanna get stupid?