Showered, ate dinner and gummies; in bed waiting to be snatched by my ankles.

Now wait a minute-👀👀

My kinda carrying on.😭😭😭

I got this last night right before I dozed off. Forehead kisses and he rubbed my face. 🥰

I had to take a nap.

😭😭😭😭😭

OMG 😭😭😭😭

Two mornings in a row I've slept like shit. Free meeee! 😫😫

Picturing somebody falling through a trap door got my head hurting I'm laughing so hard. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I'm in my bed WHEEZING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

This sent me into another stratosphere 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Tears 😭😭😭😭😭

We did. Leavity was definitely needed.

Just went from worse to worser. 😭😭😭😭😭

Mon dieu 😭😭😭

I saw someone call Timothee Chalamet "Tom Holland in italics" and now I can't stop seeing it. 🤣🤣🤣

Sweet fancy Moses. 😭😭😭😭😭

Man WHAT?? 😭😭😭

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

These icks got me in shambles yo. 😭😭😭😭😭

The sound that just left my mouth?! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Ok Napoleon Dynamite.

I'm still in the tub.

🥹🛀🏽🧼

If you swagless; how I let you pull me?? Oh noes.

Me in about an hour:

🎶You send me swinging; girl you send me swinging. 🎶

Y'all; all the plumbing in my bathroom is fixed and working. I can FINALLY take a bath. My face wet. I'm soooo happy yo. 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

The O'Jays:

Read in Rafiki's voice:

You know what will jam my Glock every time tho? When I realize how stupid I was for sitting in something I should have gotten out of sooner AND being the bigger person when they absolutely deserved hands and feet.

Listen; when the fit is FITTING??

I out my Timbs on and listen to the prophet Jason tell me; "never say you can't do it till you try it first!" Cause what?? WE GON MAKE IT!! 😤😤

Not only that; those series were fillers and not producing money or connecting plots. As much as I love Moon Knight; that should have been a standalone movie connected to Dr. Strange and Scarlet witch.

Aye @taastee.blacksky.app in a giving mood today; y'all bet not piss her off!

Oh lemme hop in here cause I'm tryna find out too. My kids shoes look they been on the underground railroad for 40 days and nights two weeks after they get them.😫🤣😭

Already closed. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Exactly! 😭😭😭

On the way to WHERE??

Verbatim; almost EVERY TIME I was in BK and a man tried to talk to me:

This can't be real life. I woke up every 30 minutes last night. Kids off to school; I gotta go back to bed. This is ass.

Where has Patti crazy ass been? Y'all missed this era of Bravo. Must watch TV indeed. 😭😭

Imagine sending nudes and this the response you get. I'd never touch the interwebs again. My God. 😭😭😭

What is going ON????

Ain't no winter soilders in the back? No Jason Bournes? Jack Ryan? Not even a Chris Wolff? What's the point of making movies if there is no imitation IRL?? Blueprint right there. Y'all better get in the field.