Somebody gon have to throw me over their shoulder IMMEDIATELY! "CAN'T NOBODY SAY EXCUSE ME?" Is gon be the signal to pack me up. 😭

I really REALLY need to buy some new Pyrex. 😩 😮‍💨

Spent all day adulting and paying for shit. Thankful to have the funds but also: 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Me! 🧹🧹

When unchecked; cancer destroys everything it touches. We are watching it ravage this country; and its host is in human form.

Man how in TF did we get here?? We don't deserve this dumb shit. 😒

Iz awake! Coffee anyone?✨️☕️

Drinking, eating and getting cracked like a glo-stick on the balcony is all I'm doing on vacation. Miss me with them zip lines and activities.

Like look at the clown shit going on here rn. Ain't nobody coming to see us Otis and ion blame them. IOC should be pivoting too.

TLA= threat level Avengers

I hope Hillary and Martha are enjoying a nice glass of wine tonight. 🥂

I got platform thigh high boots that I haven't worn yet. Might have to dust them off and give em a twirl.

When does Shrinking come back? I need a good cry.

Is Paradise a documentary cause people moving towards something that us peons can't seem to understand or find out what. Ion like dat.

I know generals looking at that memo and punching air.

The battles we fight daily and silently?? Every single day I have to look at the calendar to see what fresh hell awaits me and the body and brain I had five years ago doesn't exist anymore; so I gotta read the manual for this new bitch.😫😵‍💫

Dominoes falling in the right direction.

Parents, I'm starting a support group for those of us who have walking piggy banks as children. 😫😭

Cue clip of you running. 😭

When the realization hits-my God. 😫😭😭😭😭

Good morning from rainy NY; I know some people can't relate. 🙄😭✨️☕️

Getting called a bum from someone in Ireland was not on my bingo card and yet @aarum.bsky.social found a way. 😫😭😭

Jehova!

Anything that aggravates me and I can afford to fix it; imma get it done ASAP! Hearing that sound in the middle of the night pissed me smoove off.🤣🤣

You know what has been a game changer? Sheet stays. I HATE when the corners of my sheets popped off. Now my sheets hotel tight and don't get as wrinkled.

A Leo language:

I put my watch on after not having it on all day and danced for 20 minutes to Dua Lipa and closed all my rings! Go dance it out and move your body! You'll feel better. 💃🏾✨️

Absolutely. 😮‍💨😫

Don't let nobody or nuffin steal your joy! Love this for you! ✨️

Everything, everywhere; all at once. The US is sliding off the bone rn.

Or hear me out:

*room not clean; dishes in the sink and I may or may not have bought a D home on my report card* Ma can I-: My Mama:😒 I didn't know it at the time, but I played a lil too fast and loose with my life playing in my Mamas face. 😫😭

Black Mamas: 😭😭😭

My Mama:

THIS! My tween thinking she can wear the same thing as college freshman is annoying. Where are the age appropriate stores??

I will give you your own personal rapture and express ship you right to your maker behind my babies. 😙

Oh this is cute @seauxcocoa.bsky.social

Don't you get automatic push alerts for things like this??

You unlock a new tech suit? 🙄

Wait a minute now; Chef Ripert? Soiree?? Fine dining?? 👀

Extraordinarily rich strikes again. 😮‍💨

This like my son saying he wanna go to a haunted house this year. My guy; you scared of bugs- it's a no. 😒😭

DONT YOU BUY ONE MORE GOTDAMN THING HARRY!!😫😭😭😭😭

IMMEDIATELY!!!!! 😤😤

Aht aht; that's bait.