Home Ec and my daddy taught me.

They must got @seauxcocoa.bsky.social up at the front desk. I know she tight. 😭😭😭

I need to speak with the Nike manager real quick. These Air Max prices are EGREGIOUS.

Ion know fam that $190 is upsetting my spirit.

Gorgeous man.

I bit my lip in the exact same place four times while eating dinner yesterday. Pain.

Oh we just doing more crimes in international waters huh? Cool, cool, cool.

My pills when I drop the bubbles on em:

I take my meds with it. 🙃😭

Wait-

I miss watching The Price is Right with my granny; followed by the midday news where she got her pick three numbers and then we watched Victor Newman and them. A much simpler time; a proper country if you will.

Every time I see him in the news; it's for nothing good.

Good morning! ✨☕

Don't we spring forward this weekend??

EXACTLY THIS! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I may be falling apart, but if a life or death situation is upon me; you best believe I'm tapping into 23mph+ no problems! Catch me if you can! 👣💨😭😭😭

*post clip of Harry bending tf outta that cowner! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Say word?

She owe me an Atomic Blonde 2. 😤

Not important in the grand scheme of things.

You did tell me not to watch 😫

Sitting in the cut waiting to pop out. 😭😭

It's not even lighten the load; TWO parents left that hospital. Whatever your wife,gf or partner figured out; men have to be right beside them DOING the work too cause that's THEIR baby too.

Sewage!?

I helped that man lift something heavy and now my whole body hurts and I can't get I the tub with this Tony Stark ass monitor on my chest. 😫😮‍💨

OMG; this smells like Clinique Happys' rich Auntie. Clean and very sophisticated. I LOVE it.

OMG?!?!? #Paradise

Back and watching #Paradise

We so unserious yo. 😭😭😭😭

.........WTAF?????

Forgot to post my nails yesterday. Give em the blues. 🩵💅🏽

Wait- what is this about a Yeti collection?

Right as I posted that; gentlemen in the office said the exact same thing.

I can't imagine a war breaking out where you are and you are landlocked cause your home country on some fck shit.

🔥🔥🔥🔥

Date night soon come.

This reminds me of that Glamour shot that young baby took. Awww.

Bruh...

Ain't this how the series Beef started? 😭

Sitting here looking stupid cause my appointment isn't until 11 and hubs dropped me off. 😫 Minus whale stay, but at least I'm cute. Look what I found in my closet? Forgot I had these. 🥾

Bout to go get a new heart monitor. Y'all be good until I get back.

Homeroom Hitman down to the casino night for the school; at the local YMCA. 🙌🏽🔥

There is nothing from this current legion of doom admin that has not been illegal, stupid or both. Sure, put the only copies of historical documents on a plane and tramps across the globe. What could possibly go wrong? *cues up Nick Cage's #* 🙄

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SNOW TODAY??????

There is a blood moon tonight.

You already know. 😭😭

I haven't seen the third episode of Paradise and I know it's gon piss me off. First two episodes had my chest tight. 😫

Perimenopause.

Yo to this day I can not believe them people put me in charge of a $59M gem and told me make sure it gets to where it needs to be on time.😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

The way I wudda snatched my lips up?? 😭😭😭