This is the real key to this life shit! 🔐💕

Having someone you can have fun with no matter what >>

Consistency pays off

George Orwell: 1984

Some shit last night sounded like a full trailer fell off of a 18 wheeler

When yesterday’s alcohol mistakes become today’s ab & core workout 😭

I deadass had a friend who would hit me first thing in the morning, wouldn’t check to see how I’m feeling or nothing just trauma dumping

Being a low maintenance friend is a gift and a curse because yea I don’t have to talk to you every day and I’m here whenever you need me, but if the only times I hear from you are when you need something or you’re trying to trauma dump on somebody I’m definitely not the friend for you.

You gotta be able to hold yours

A lil peach cobbluh & ice cream combo would go crazy rn

It’s Bazooka Joe gum

Cuddling be like:

That was a good ass race!!

A smooth 7… Did anyone need to run to the store for last minute items?

& having the delectable scents in my mustache

3-5 can see me

grown ups would bring out lawn chairs & stick their feet in while watching the kids play. Folks would avoid driving or parking too close so they could enjoy (and not get sprayed lol) Even fight fighters come thru & let the kids have fun for a bit longer before having to shut it A COMMUNITY EVENT.

Same way Thanksgiving ain’t the day to experiment with the Mac & Cheese. Today ain’t the day to experiment with the grill

Nah the way that rain tore through here yesterday

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@christianaaaaa.blacksky.app I’m late but Happy Birthday!!

Some of these shits sound like a war zone

Fatigue pants about to be sold out.

This app been glitchy af. They must ain’t pay all the rent

I always tell myself I’ll pack a few days before but it deadass always turns out to be the night before

That moment of getting something good and cold to drink and my eyes enter an ethereal state

Some people just do not deserve support

Nigga…

Doing this is a right of passage

It’s crazy how folks wake you up.. Then go back to sleep themselves, & now you’re just up

I keep thinking tomorrow is the 4th

Furniture was finna start levitating with some of these

The most annoying type of autocorrect is when you don’t even spell anything wrong and autocorrect just decides you should say a whole different word.

If buying isn’t ownership, piracy isn’t theft

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Okay so wtf is THAT in the upper left of the second pic

The electric companies:

Dude the visual i just got...

Satan got us sitting right up under his nuts.. sweating soon as you step foot outside type of heat

😭😭😭😭😭

I legit be on vacation forgetting that other people are not

A good “The crazy thing is” gone grab me every time. Cuz the story already crazy af 😭

& $4.60 of it is air

The sleep that’s gone have me >>>>

My app trippin 😭

Macklemore cooked with this!

The lock & key is hilarious. Like the covering can’t be smashed to smithereens

Y’all need to go to bed

Fuucccckkkkk & I missed it!