Waiting until 5pm on a Friday to be a dumbass on the sl is a choice….every body getting off 🥴

1. You get it back 2. It’s a way for them to keep costs down since they don’t have to pay for cart wranglers

3:33

I dead used to do this at my grandma’s house like maybe if I show the ghosts I’m not a bitch, they’ll leave me alone

A good day to be a problem 🥰

So y’all can ask for cake but we can’t? It’s strict in hea

You can’t shame the shameless!

I’m aware you can see me…

My bag 🥰🥰🥰

Issa lot of neediness going on rn…(me too)

Alright well…think imma go to bed now, I been up since 6 am 🥱🥱🥱

That a rhetorical question cause…

Yall got anymore in the back or …?

All 30+ of yall are some hoessss (keep goin tho) 🫣

Bouta go shopping in that hanging participle thread

Clearly yall dc if I find the meat…good thing I’m an investigative journalist

Here that thick dick thread at?

Dick is overrated.

Yall…I have really good news. My toy resurrected herself 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 I’ve called off the funeral and she’s in rest & recovery rn (not for long tho)

To burn(er) or not to burn(er)…that is the question

i’m so fucking glad tomorrows friday

If you want it, if you want it, if you want it

Idk think I’m gonna start causing problems

Get a grip.

They— 1. Called me ugly 2. Threatened to lock me in a basement 3. Something else I can’t mention …

🧍🏾‍♀️I’m shutting up from now on—the gc being mean

All these juicy lips 🤤🤤🤤 (idk I just feel like I need a taste too)

My job be tryna have us apologize for some shit we ain’t do and quite frankly, I’m not doing that. I’ll always take accountability for what EYEEEE did, but I can’t control someone else’s actions and therefore, I’m not apologizing for em—tough shit 🤷🏾‍♀️

I give it 24 hours—after that, I’m finding an attic and popping some pills. We seen how men act when there are “laws”, not tryna see what it’s like without em. And in an attic cause I don’t my body found by them sick negroes

If yo mouth don’t catch it, ya titties will 🙂‍↕️

You tell someone you used to be in theatre and suddenly it’s “oh—that makes sense”…wth are you implying??

I’ll be your Sailor Moon, I’ll take you to the moon

My sl is filled with a lot of 🔁 of the “if you’d fuck me” post 👀👀👀

Maybeee…

…and number 2 seems to be MIA??? So I’ll be working with number 3 until I order a new. Recommendations greatly appreciated 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾

My favorite toy passed away early this morning in a waterboarding incident—she will be missed 😔

That freaky hot dog post 🥴 yeah gon hide that and that cockroach lady

Slow night

It’s a little hot

Would you mind if I tried to make a paaaass at it?

Trying something new for dinner. If I hate it, I’m laying hands on everyone.

Starburst

I hate when I want to post lyrics but they would seem pointed toward a situation and they’re not 🫩

Hey…take me out the gc fr.

I did not get enough sleep.

Happy Wednesday—annoy a couple people today (as long as it’s not me)

All this rain has been hell on my ankles 😩

I need a burner/main spreadsheet cause I be forgetting who is who

The next full moon isn’t for 14 days, but imma find a way to blame all this on that

I’m sober and I’m still not responsible for my skeets or actions 🤷🏾‍♀️