The heat legit will irritate me for no reason. I become a really aggy ass person to deal with once I get too hot. You know that prickly sensation you get right before you start sweating? That's often my cue that I'm about to show my ass if I don't get some AC soon 🥲

I’m realizing now that I should’ve gotten something to eat for lunch and not just a smoothie

This conversation…🫩 Just one thing before I go…why do you have a problem with people spending money on their SO? Okay…

People being in my way when I go out is starting to get real inconvenient for me

All summer*

And meat and grillz too 😏

I am absolutely disgusted by the look of mushrooms growing 🤢🤢🤢🤢

🥱🥱🥱🥱 wake me when it’s important—like cancer season ♋️

Happy pride to the alphabet soup! 🫶🏾🏳️‍🌈

ONE MORE DAYYYYY #loveisland

Go head and mute #loveislandusa if you don’t watch it 🥲.

As a man, keep your purity and patriarchal values to yourself. Women can and should and will do what tf they want as they should. If a woman can’t get wifed for wanting to shake ass, then I bet not see a single man catching ass or nothing because who gonna husband you doing all that? Tuh.

Not complaining but I def thought it was a lot later than it really is

Ik I haven’t been outside in like 5 hours, but fuck, the temps really dropped

Went to get something to eat, and for the longest time, I couldn’t figure out why the world looked a little fuzzy. 5 minutes away from home, I realized I forgot my glasses. I dun got on 85 and everything

I’m looking for a pleaser; can you tell me, have you seen him?

….say sike

Bouta go do the thing that will have me sleep in about 14 minutes

Another hour of not being called a good girl

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Wish I had someone to send attachments to… 🥲

“This what you wanted?”

Why put bta when you can wrap/loop it around my wrists instead?

I need dat.

Watched Harry Potter for the first time…🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ (Don’t worry, no money went to that lady)

Yall gotta start remembering yall fake stance on stuff…

My dog is so damn dramatic and has an attitude about everyfuckingthing ohmygosh 🫩🙄

Oooh so yall are watching sports tonight…?

I am 100000% supportive of sw, but when you use the hashtag teen in the post of your video???? Nah fam, you gotta get tf up outta here with that weird shit

If you can’t say the word then ya ass getting put out 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Took an almost 3 hour nap…so prepare for me to be up & causing problems tonight

A best friend’s mom to me at 18: Chrissy, never date a Nigerian man ….i’ll be listening to Ms. Kim before this internet stranger gets me in a situation I gotta claw my way out of 🥴

You will never make me hate the Crazy Puffs!

I wanted bbq and ig everyone and their mama did too cause this place opened at 1, and I’m just now getting back to my car with my food

My feeling myself playlist is so heavy with Flo milli cause if she don’t do nothing else, she gon talk her shit. I like det 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

THANK YOU!!! I got the proof! 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

I have no fucking clue what I want for breakfast so a latte it is

I’m hot, tipsy, and just want to be sp—

I haven’t been fishing in almost 3 years—gotta change that this summer. But I have to buy a new rod cause my old one is somewhere at the bottom of Mobile Bay 🥴

Fuck! I’ve been diagnosed with a super wet pussy—what am I gonna dooooo?? 😞😞

This is actually very beltline-coded

Outside smoking with no pants and light rain >>>>>>>>>

….this isn’t facetious???

I love the rain but I hate having to go to the store in it cause me on dry feet is already a problem. Please don’t add water 😞

My dog really has beef with everyone and everything. Never seen anything quite like it

For your peace and mine

Oh nah I’m bouta to slow all the way down. I get off in less than an hour and way too many people are asking me about doing my job. I absolutely will not.

HAPPY FRIDAYYYYY