Using ngl to talk shit doesn’t make you feel like a dumbass? If you can’t stand behind your own words, why do you think anyone cares about them…?

This theory is accurate for me

Tasty Dripper 🥰💦

I need a full body massage until I pass tf out

The worst part about it getting cold is having to sit in my car at work before leaving. This the last place I want to spend an extra 5 minutes 😩

And it’s snowing??? Really hope my job sends out that text tonight to let us know the buildings are closed tomorrow

Words cannot describe just how fucking tired I am

I really gotta be in this building this week…at least they had the common sense to turn the heat on

It’s wild that his supporters think it’s normal for the leader of the “free world” to publicly act this way. Imagine if the ceo of a Fortune 500 sending a mass email like this about their Board…

Chloë did wtf she needed to on FYS

I don’t trust shea butter with a screw top. Need my shit to make noise when I open it

My watch telling me I’ve reached my exercise goal already when the only thing I’ve done is—yeah ig that could be considered a self-guided workout

Lmaoo I knew that was why they were tryna turn him into a martyr

!!!! Cause this may not be enough for YOU but it’s enough ass for somebody!

Every time I finish laundry, it’s time to do more

good morning! 🫶🏾

Not mad but hurt that it’s rained the past few days and the temps were warm but as soon as we drop tomorrow, there’s no precipitation! I want snow!!

Feeling quite randy rn

An hour nap turned into a 5 hour one…

Traveling drunks keep the night exciting for the people who don’t wander

If there were ever two people who had absolutely no business procreating, it was my parents. My mom slept with her eyes open and my dad snores so guess who does both??? Like I’m too cute for all that 🙄

Monday morning ☀️

If you fuck with that yt woman whose initials are KK or even find her attractive—block me. Deadass.

I’m a wanderer when I’m sober so people def be having to keep an eye on me when I’m drunk and outside

I need a lil nap

And Bluesky ain’t get me SHIT!! 🙄

As a society, I do believe we’ve moved past the need for mushrooms…

I like simplicity. I have to labor enough to survive. I don't wanna struggle anywhere else. I like the simple answer, the obvious path, the clear explanation.

Get ya ears off the charger and listen: “I don’t know what I want” doesn’t mean I’m not hungry. It means I’m about two inhales from being violently hangry & lack the executive function to navigate a menu. Know what I like to eat and FEED ME so no one gets hurt.

I haven’t eaten all day so this burrito really not gon stand a chance. I think we might actually need a little privacy if I’m being honest

Why he always look like he put a stick up his ass????

The county pd rolls deep out here. They got got 8 patrol trucks in my neighborhood to arrest ONE man! Only 2 cops actually arresting him and the other 10 niggas standing around…is this what my tax dollars paying for!?

I love mine, it’s just annoying that I have a bunch on the right side of my face and only a few on the left

It’s been a minute…might put that on today’s list

good morning 🫶🏾

Overdue for a tattoo.

grand sittings ✌🏾

I see I need to become a bigger problem…

I really just want to make out and get rubbed on.

Funny how toys all claim to be quiet but still sound like a jackhammer in a pool 😂

Please share!

Honestly, don’t call me anything if that’s what you bringing 🥴

Please??

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NASA sure the full moon is over???

To choose THAT song to sing? Nah he talking to one of his coworkers…

Nah don’t let them know

Society really hates you after you leave 29 🙄