Wtf 😭

Was cleaning my college apartment and misjudged where a wall was. Speedily walked into it face first and chipped my front tooth smh

Get him!

Do you wanna fight? Yes or no?

The only way the club is fun is if you in there with your people. I can’t imagine wanting to enter a club without ALL my girls

Them:

her “friends” are a group of lowdown vapid bird brained bitches and she should have told them to their faces. i would never.

That last part … I would’ve cussed him like ain’t nobody been cussed since the invention of oxygen.

This gotta be AI. Her body movements are off

I really can’t wait til Stacey takes the cast on a trip. That’s gonna be hilarious #RHOP

I’m not going to any club if the bouncer not letting my homegirls in. Like there’s mad clubs and bars. We off to the next. And I’m cursing the doorman out.

"Black Americans do we really care what happened to Venezuela? Lets keep it a buck 😂😂😂"

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

IF YOU BUILT LIKE A CUH-RICE-A-LUH!!!

I need to carve out a life where I can go to the gym at like…noon

My homegirl bought me a camera ❤️

These new niggas in the gym hooping and the score has been 4-4 for like 10 minutes. This is SICK!

C’MON PRADA SHADES!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Not my roll call...you like a bald head, faizon love type thats funny, rubs feet and booties til you fall asleep...gone head and pass thru the inbox lol

I can talk about bald men. Some of my closest friends are bald.

My phone told me to turn the volume on my headphones down right before the bridge on “I Wish” by Carl Thomas. They got me fucked up.

There was a bald guy at my gym who would sweat like crazy on the equipment and never clean it. They had to start putting up signs threatening cancelation if you didn't wipe shit off

If you squint a little idk

The majority of the men that dm’d in response to this were indeed NOT built like AJ 🙄 not even close BUT there was *one* that was so…idk…it worked?

*slaps buzzer* A lot. But it’s all in his beard.

THIS IS CRAZY

There’s a dude at my gym that be MAD messy. Guess how much hair he got on his head?

Listen …

Short women are the bee's knees and a joy unto the lord. Full of passion and whimsy

We love you too 🥹🫂❤️

This story went from worse to worser.

“It was chess, not checkers” 😂😂😂😂

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That lady married too so they both broke the covenant?

That women acted like having short children was the worst thing in the world 🥹🥹🥹

Anyway in case y’all didn’t know two talls can create a short and two shorts can create a tall. It doesn’t matter what the height combination is. You can still end up with short kids. Hope that helps.

We all need to take a lil breather 🥹

I ain’t fuckin with yall anymore… lemme out this car

You are out of order

Stop letting yall spouses down

When someone starts with “I’m just tryna understand” 🥹🥹😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

These niggas be KWAME BROWN

Oh they not winning this one. A reasonable person knows the McRib is some bulllshit

I don’t make the rules

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

brie cheese be HITTIN >>>>>

Spot on actually