I had to google this. Because I was thinking peanut butter, spaghetti sauce, meat and cheese. But it actually just looks like a typical cheesecake or layered pie.

“PEAN- Don’t get me fired today, GET THE HELL OUTTA MY FACE-“

I’m so sorry. You shouldn’t have to work in these conditions. 😔

Me typing up that email to HR because she’s creating a toxic work environment

A Florida man pulled over an undercover cop while impersonating a police officer. Craziness!

When I match the burner page with one of my mutuals

I was in the break room yesterday having lunch and my coworker goes, “Do you like lasagna?” I’m like yeah why? Then she goes, “b/c there’s some peanut butter lasagna in the fridge! I made it!! :D” Man my whole fuckin face dropped and I tried hide my shock & disgust as quickly as I could.

Have a great day, on purpose 🤗😘

A top FEMA official who claimed he teleported 50 miles away to a Waffle House in Rome, Georgia, has reportedly been pushed out of the agency

I wish this guy could run for president.

Tenants in about 1M rent-stabilized apartments will not see their rents increase for the next two years after a NYC panel approved a first-of-its-kind freeze, fulfilling a key campaign pledge from Mayor Zohran Mamdani

I GET TO SEE BABY TODAY AHHHHHHH

If you want me, come get me

Private page me NEOW

Good morning beautiful people!

What a great looking seat— I mean pic!

SHE'S COMIINNGG

Members of Congress have discussed issuing subpoenas to get info on the NDAs between Epstein’s friends and his accusers. Some of his accusers have signed confidential prelitigation settlements with Epstein’s friends whom they’ve also accused of misconduct.

Nope

A tree on a beautiful hiking trail.

Love it

That’s why I don’t.

When you start spending time around men that choose to be happy no matter what you realize that some men are choosing to be miserable no matter what.

She has a neck the size of an adult human, legs that are just as long and an unforgettable coat. And she’s missing.

Gracie said fuck yall im out

Everybody isn’t the same. Do what’s best for you and your person.

Real romance is not easy. Because it’s intentional and customized and personal. If we really wanna get into it? It’s nothing romantic about going to Kroger and buying the first roses you see. That’s easy, not intention. Is it nice? Yes! Is it romantic? Not really.

Each new person you meet you’re learning them! And yes some things you’re gonna have to say hey I like this! If they do nothing with that information it’s because they simply don’t wanna for whatever reason

KFC has “country fried steak”… that sounds just as scary as those steak bites from Arby’s!

The nuances that come w/ trying to be friends w/ your ex.

The traffic by my job today is insane. Wtf is going on?

July is next week and 2027 is in 6 months

For the London premiere of 🕷️ Spider-Man: Brand New Day, Zendaya ✨stepped out in a look from John Galliano's iconic Spring/Summer 1997 The Circus Collection, styled by Law ☝🏽

Correct but add a sprinkle of titties for razzle dazzle

LaVar Ball Reveals Tina Ball Ended Their Nearly 30-Year Marriage — And Says He’s Already Found Someone Else

It’s lunch break time!

👀

“The way I’d hopscotch over that boy, you’d think I had a rock and a piece of chalk!” Lmao DCMWG is sooo hilarious man!

All children deserve to eat for free at school. ALL OF THEM. I don’t care if their parent is a millionaire. Free lunch.

Good morning guys! Happy Thursday!

Damn ima miss that dick when this nigga go back to his btch.

Damn I smell good asf today.

Me last night

You know… there comes a time when you just say “this no longer pleases me” and you leave it alone lol

My lips like suga, this candy got you sprung 🫦

ran into a photographer outside of the Dream game on Monday and actually liked the picture 😌🩵❤️

Bye. Lmfao

24/75. This my last post of the trip. Thought I was gonna give it some time but I’m ready to talk bout sumn else. Here’s a tour of the 2nd spot. We will be back!

Damn nobody saw that masterpiece of a tape 😩